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Chapter 257 Amazing cooking skills and heaven-defying ID
This man is called the chef by many.

Because...he really is a chef.

Moreover, although he is not at the top level in terms of cooking skills, he is still a chef specially hired by the country, and there is no doubt about his strength.

At the same time, he is also very good at teaching others cooking skills.

Not just apprentices in this field, even if they have no basic knowledge at all, he can also calmly teach kitchen beginners who would be scolded by others in anger.

At this point he is respected enough, and most of today's famous chefs were personally taught by him.

Therefore, the status of a head chef is not inferior to those of ceiling-level figures.

And such a head chef received a commission from his superiors, which was to teach a person named Xiao Yi... just some basic cooking skills.

Moreover, this commission came from the most superior person, which made the chef surprised but also a little proud. After all, a commission from the most superior person meant that it was very important, and it was also an acknowledgment of his own strength.

As expected, the commissioned reward was extremely rich, so rich that it was even a little weird.

"Another pot?" The chef looked at the pan with nothing on it and said, "Is there nothing in this?"

Appropriate titles are the surest way to get closer.

"..." The chef couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

The head chef held it in for a long time before he finally said: "There is no such classification as earth creatures. Mammals are more appropriate."

"...Oh." Xiao Yi put the knife on the cutting board and said to the head chef: "Speaking of which, master, I have actually cooked two pots of food before you came here, and I am going to let you taste me first. Let’s talk about the craftsmanship.”

Then, the head chef, who calmed down, also used his experienced experience. He knew that the biggest problem for beginners in the kitchen is that they are easily excited and nervous, so he planned to show an approachable attitude and get closer to Xiao Yi. , so that the other party will not be nervous waiting.

The head chef thought so just now, but soon, he suddenly discovered something unusual.

Moreover, the superiors also specifically ordered that because the head chef didn’t pay much attention to things other than cooking, and he didn’t know what kind of person Xiao Yi was, he wanted to tell him emphatically that Xiao Yi’s identity was extraordinary. A person who can shake the fate of the country and save the future of the country!
Therefore, if you can, please don't attack Xiao Yi even if you get angry.

To make such a pure white fish soup is not something that ordinary people can do. The chef couldn't help but wonder... Could it be that this Xiao Yi is actually a master? Then there isn’t much that I can hand over to him.

When Xiao Yi heard what he said, he immediately kicked the knife holder. A sharp kitchen knife whirled directly in the air, and then fell steadily into Xiao Yi's hand.

The head chef was quite surprised when he heard the news. He didn't expect that the country would trust him so much and agree to let him contact such an important person!
Therefore, he immediately expressed his seriousness! You must complete the task yourself!
For the head chef, even if he is asked to go to the battlefield, he will not hesitate to follow the army as a cook. What's the difficulty in just teaching someone to cook? What's more, I am still professional in this area!
However, one thing made the chef very confused, that is, when those people saw that he had agreed, they showed some strange expressions for some reason, and the expressions were even a little distorted.

……

"..." The chef was silent.

After the chef's explanation, Xiao Yi finally understood that he had messed up, but he didn't care, "So that's it, then this pot is considered a failure. Then, master, try my other pot of food!"

"Huh?" Xiao Yi replied: "Of course it's because I added milk. After all, I think other people's soups are white, so it must be milk, it can't be water, right? And this is an earth creature and The combination of marine life! The combination of the flavors of the earth and the sea, the taste will definitely not be bad!"

"Well, then you are my apprentice. Okay, apprentice, let's not talk nonsense and get started. First, I will teach you how to hold the knife. This is the most important foundation that you need to learn first. Apprentice, hold the knife. "

"Oh, we're finally here." Xiao Yi smiled at the person who walked in, "You're the one who taught me how to cook, right? I'll leave the rest to you."

"It's right there." Xiao Yi pointed to the stove.

"You...you are Mr. Xiao Yixiao." The head chef stepped forward and said with a smile: "Hello, next, you can learn cooking skills from me. Of course, you can also call me "Master" kindly. "

The head chef walked over and opened the lid of the soup pot. He was immediately surprised!
"This, this is!"

One was a soup pot, simmering something over low heat, and the other was a frying pan, with nothing in it. It seemed that Xiao Yi had stewed a pot of soup.

"Well, more or less." Xiao Yi said.

In China, it is a milky white soup with a few black fish shadows in the soup.

"...Huh?" At the beginning, this scene scared the head chef to the point of sweating, "Don't...don't stop, don't play with knives like this, brother...it's very dangerous, let's take it slow, take it slow." …”

"What about the food you cooked? Let me have a taste."

"Uh...can you at least disembowel it?" The head chef said helplessly, "This fish is still alive!"

"...Oh?" The head chef couldn't help but be a little surprised, "So you have some basic cooking skills?"

"I understand." Xiao Yi immediately called: "Master."

"Is that adult here? So..." The head chef couldn't help but feel a little nervous when he came to a kitchen.

But soon, the chef noticed something was wrong, and he quickly asked: "Wait! Since the fish are all alive, how did you get this milky white soup?"

Xiao Yi's words made him really don't know how to answer. There were too many questions!

The head chef couldn't help but said in surprise: "Such a pure white fish soup! It's rare to see it!!!"

That's... the fish in the soup actually started to swim leisurely!
"This..." The surprised expression of the chef suddenly became even more surprised. He asked Xiao Yi in disbelief: "Haven't you ever handled fish before?"

Of course, it was not like he had never seen such a person before, so he quickly calmed down.

The head chef looked at the stove and saw two pots.

After all, he was meeting such an important person. Even an experienced chef would find it difficult not to be nervous. He couldn't help but start to think about... what kind of person is that Xiao Yi? Will it be dangerous and scary?
All kinds of expectations flashed through his mind, and the chef opened the door uneasily.

"Oh...oh." The chef was relieved when he saw that the person he wanted to teach turned out to be just a kind young man.

Xiao Yi said: "Master, haven't you heard of... the allusion of boiling frogs in warm water?"

"Dispose of it?" Xiao Yi asked instead: "Dispose of what? I'm thinking that all the fish I've seen are whole, do they still need to be processed?"

Then, he saw a handsome young man wearing an apron.

This was something the chef didn't expect, but since the other party had a basic foundation in cooking, he could feel more relaxed, and he could also find out Xiao Yi's actual level.

Xiao Yi said, "Master, just blow your breath and you will know."

"...?"

The head chef took a breath of doubt, and then he discovered that there was indeed something in the pot, but it was an indescribable thing that was extremely dark and completely integrated with the bottom of the pot.

The head chef discovered this after he blew a breath and sparks appeared on it.

"...How about we start learning how to hold a knife?" the head chef advised.

However, Xiao Yi shook his head, "No, stand up from where you fell! Master, help me heat the pot again! I promise to handle the fish well this time and not let it move again."

After that, Xiao Yi left the kitchen. "..." Although he felt uneasy, after all, it was an order from an important person, and the chef did not dare to disobey it, so he had to get up and heat the oil.

Soon, Xiao Yi hurriedly walked in carrying a motionless fish and threw it into the pot to explode!
"Don't move? It seems that it has been taken care of. It's all right in one click. It's pretty good... huh?"

The head chef just breathed a sigh of relief, but then he discovered that the fish that was originally motionless began to struggle violently after being thrown into the oil pan!
When the chef saw this, he hurriedly tried to avoid it, but his hand was inevitably splashed by a few drops of hot oil.

"...!" The head chef's expression suddenly became distorted. After so many years in the kitchen, this was the only thing he still couldn't get used to.

"Master, are you okay?" Xiao Yi became a little angry when he saw this, "Damn fish! You have drunk so much wine and you still dare to move! It seems like you have to hit hard!"

After that, Xiao Yi hit the fish in the pot on the head with a big blow... The fish finally stopped moving.

"Ah this..." When the chef saw this scene, he didn't care about the pain and froze in place.

……

"Brother... let's start by learning how to hold a knife." The head chef made a sound that was almost pleading.

"..." At this time, Xiao Yi was embarrassed to refuse and nodded: "Okay."

However, starting from the basics does not mean that it will be easy for the chef.

"Don't cut it like this! You will cut your own flesh!"

“Wouldn’t it be nice to add some meat to the customers?”

"...I don't think anyone would want to eat this kind of meat."

Just cutting vegetables is already full of problems, let alone cooking...

"Heat the pan and add oil so it won't stick to the pan, do you understand?"

"You know, you know, the pot and oil are hot, now it's time to add water."

"Ah!? Why do you need to add water?"

"Don't you know that oil and water are separated? This way you can cook half of the food and make the soup in the other half. Isn't it perfect? ​​It saves time and effort!"

"...Let me do it, you watch."

after a while……

"We're almost done with frying. Have you learned it? Did you learn it? Really? Well... that's ok, then you'll fry it. It's time to add seasonings. Remember, you can add as much salt as there are vegetables. ...Ah!!! Why did you pour all the salt in!"

"Didn't you teach me? Half the pot of salt should be added to this half pot of food."

"...Then your salt-fried food tastes like vegetables."

"You are wrong." Xiao Yi corrected: "It should be said that this dish is very salty."

"..." The head chef suddenly became angry, "Do you have to correct me? Master..."

The head chef was no longer able to teach Xiao Yi how to cook, so he quickly found an excuse and ran away.

He finally understood what the strange expressions of those people meant.

This man named Xiao Yi is really shocking! Even he has a lot of experience! It’s really hard to resist!

The head chef couldn't help but give up. He didn't know whether he should continue to teach Xiao Yi how to cook tomorrow.

While hesitating, the chef suddenly remembered that Xiao Yi told him that a live broadcast was going to be held today, and the chef could go and watch it if he wanted.

The head chef is also interested in this thing called live broadcast, and he also happens to know what kind of person Xiao Yi is. A deeper understanding of Xiao Yi may strengthen his idea.

So, with the help of people who knew this, the chef successfully opened Xiao Yi's live broadcast room, and then he was out of trouble.

"Thank you [Nongchou is dedicated to the fragrance of rice, Wo Temple can laugh sadly at Nanliang] for sending more hot water."

head chef:"?"

For some reason, the chef seemed to have heard something very strange, and he thought he was hallucinating.

But... this is just the beginning.

"Thank you [Brother Xiao Yi, I want a Sony camera, a Microsoft camera is also fine] for sending me more hot water."

"Thanks [Brother Xiao Yi is a primary school teacher? Why does my primary school always get wet] for sending me more hot water."

head chef:"???????????"

The head chef didn't understand what these things were, he was just instinctively shocked.

But that's not all.

"Thank you [Brother Xiao Yi, I'm studying the Southern Dynasties, so prepare for the Northern Dynasties] for sending me plenty of hot water." After Xiao Yi read it, he couldn't help but ask: "Speaking of which, besides the Southern and Northern Dynasties, what other dynasties are there?"

Then, the head chef saw that in the live broadcast room, the word "Gaochao" was all over the screen.

"...Hiss~" The chef closed the live broadcast room silently, and then walked to his yard.

The wind is blowing, the insects are singing, the birds are chirping, and the moonlight is cool.

Everything is so quiet and beautiful.

Feeling the cool and comfortable night breeze, a faint smile appeared on the chef's lips.

He seemed to have some realization in his heart.

The world is so quiet, how can I be impetuous?

So, the head chef calmed down and exhaled slowly.

"Huh... I think I'd better resign. I usually stay in such a mysterious environment. That guy is really annoying..."

The head chef... is mentally prepared to be punished. Even so, he will not give up his determination to give up teaching cooking!

However, after the head chef reported the matter, to his surprise, the superiors immediately approved it. Instead of being punished, he was given a lot of condolences and subsidies!
As for Xiao Yi, he didn't have any reaction when he heard about this. Anyway, he was tired of learning cooking, so he could stop learning.

then! Cooking skills! Completely finished!
(End of this chapter)