I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 234 Evil God

"Is that something edible? Oh...forget it, let's call the chef over."

The gentleman sighed helplessly, regretting his belief in Xiao Yi's cooking skills.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Yi asked in confusion: "Isn't it just that the appearance is a little bad? As for being so resistant?"

"It's not just a bad appearance!" the gentleman said helplessly: "It's bad in every aspect!"

"...I obviously did a good job." Xiao Yi muttered in a low voice. He must be a little unwilling to be rejected by others for the work he worked so hard to create.

So, Xiao Yi said again: "There's nothing I can do about you, so I'll make another simple meal."

"Simple food?"

"Yes, it's fried food." Xiao Yi said: "As long as it's food, drizzle it with egg liquid, wrap it in bread crumbs, and fry it in a pan, the taste won't be too bad. It can be said that it's technical. Pretty low food.”

"……indeed."

The gentleman thought that this was indeed the case, and Xiao Yi also said that as long as it was food, he did not mean anything.

In other words, he wouldn't say that he just threw a shoe sole in and blew it up. It seemed that he still had some common sense.

Therefore, the gentleman decided to trust him again.

"Well, this is the last time. My time is not unlimited, so I can't waste it anymore."

"well……"

Xiao Yi nodded, and then he picked up a tomato.

"...Ah!?" The gentleman stopped him hastily, "What are you doing? Are you planning to fry this thing?"

"Is there any problem?" Xiao Yi asked.

"It definitely won't work!" the gentleman said hurriedly: "What's the difference between doing this and frying a piece of defense directly!?"

Xiao Yi: "?"

The people in the live broadcast room deeply understood and approved of the gentleman's behavior.

[One thing to say, to us, that thing is equivalent to a chocolate-filled dumpling. Regardless of how it tastes, no one can accept this kind of thing anyway! 】

[The taste is not good either. If fried, it won’t be cooked at all, it will only be half-cooked! Tomatoes are delicious both raw and cooked, but half-cooked ones are just a pile of pure defense! 】

[Speaking of which, why is everyone talking about tomatoes? Isn't that called a tomato? 】

[Are you sure you want to bring up this topic here? 】

In short, no matter what, Xiao Yi has been deprived of the right to cook and is prohibited from entering the kitchen.

The gentleman felt that he actually believed in Xiao Yi's cooking skills. He couldn't help but feel that he might indeed be crazy.

Then, the gentleman said to Xiao Yi very seriously:

"Mr. Xiao Yi, let me tell you the truth! Your cooking skills are really terrible! Just like a piece of (autonomous and harmonious) food!"

Xiao Yi: "...ah?"

【Okay, okay! Someone should have mentioned it long ago! 】

【The most supportive episode! 】

Xiao Yina must have a look of disbelief, and he immediately retorted:

"How is that possible? Others have tasted my craftsmanship, and they all said it was delicious!"

The gentleman said: "If this is really the case, then I can only say that those people must be mentally ill! Mr. Xiao Yi! Please ask a real chef for advice! This way you will know how to cook How outrageous the art is!”

"This..." Xiao Yi fell silent.

This time, Xiao Yi can no longer use his own cognition to rewrite other people's cognition as before, so... Xiao Yi finally faced his own truth head-on.

"Is the food I cook... really terrible?"

Xiao Yi couldn't help but feel worried about this, and decided in his heart that when the matter here is settled and he is free, he must work hard!

……

After that, Xiao Yi returned to Karl's clinic, preparing to meet with him the members of the Glor family.

However, after returning to the clinic, Xiao Yi saw no trace of Karl at all.

"...Where is the person? Is it possible that I finally managed to be on time, but he was late?"

Just when Xiao Yi was wondering, a nurse from Carl's Clinic saw him and hurriedly came over and said:

"Mr. Xiao Yi, you are finally back. Dr. Karl went to the Glor family to talk about the matter first. He said that after you come back, I will take you to the Glor family's villa."

"What?" Xiao Yi asked in surprise, "Was it me who was late? But I clearly planned my time to come back. Could it be that I spent too much time on the road?"

Xiao Yi spent a lot of time on the road. After all, he got lost again.

Finally, when I was looking for someone to ask for directions, I happened to meet someone who happened to be coming to Carl Clinic, and I followed him back.

"Forget it, let's go anyway, it's such a rush."

Afterwards, Xiao Yi went to the Glor family's villa with the nurse.

And that villa is located in the most prosperous area of ​​this town.

After Xiao Yi arrived here, the nurse pointed out the specific location to him and left in a hurry... It seemed that she still had a lot of work to do.

Xiao Yi then looked at the location she pointed out, and immediately saw a lot of people gathered in front of a villa, talking about something.

Moreover, their faces showed panic.

At the same time, in front of the villa, there were a bunch of people dressed as policemen surrounding them, preventing others from getting close.

You don't need to guess to know that something must have happened here.

Xiao Yizheng was about to step forward to get a closer look, when he spotted Karl's figure in the crowd.

Xiao Yi walked over immediately and asked: "Karl, do you know what happened here?"

"...It's Xiao Yi." Karl replied: "I don't know exactly what happened. In fact, I just arrived. But...I heard from other people that something terrible seems to have happened in the Glor family. Murder case." "...What did you say?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but frown.

Just when they were about to meet the Glor family, someone died inside. Is this really a coincidence?

Just when Xiao Yi wanted to ask something more, a man's crazy roar attracted his attention.

"It must be the work of the evil god!"

Suddenly, someone in the crowd yelled heartbreakingly: "That damn Glor family! They must have offended the evil god! That caused the natural disaster to come, making us all suffer together! Now they are finally killed by the evil god. Punishment! They all died! Haha! What a good death! Well deserved!"

Hearing the man's roar, the fear on the faces of the others became even more intense.

"Evil God?" Xiao Yi was confused: "What evil god?"

"Well... Actually, some time ago, before the tsunami, something happened in the Glor family."

Karl, who was beside Xiao Yi, slowly explained:

"Some time ago, people suddenly saw a looming island on the originally endless sea. At that time, a large number of rotting dead fish began to appear on the sea, seriously affecting the fishery harvest. As Glor's main fishery The family was naturally affected by this. At that time, people said that the island had ominous signs and believed that the island was responsible for this phenomenon. After all, the timing of its appearance was such a coincidence. But at the same time, it was also because of this , and people didn’t dare to go there.

However, the problem must be solved. Therefore, the eldest son of the Glor family took a group of people to the island to investigate, hoping to find out the reason for the death of the fish. But not long after, the ship they drove came back, but all the people who went there disappeared, leaving only the eldest son.

And the eldest son was already in a state of mental disorder. He kept mumbling incomprehensible words such as "that is alive, everything is alive, and the evil god is there." At the same time, he was holding a red stone that looked like flesh in his hand.

The strange thing is that after human testing, it was found that the stone was at least five billion years ago... In other words, it existed before the birth of this world! I don’t know if it’s true or false.

Later, the eldest son died within a few days, and on the day of his death, a tsunami occurred in the sea, causing huge casualties. People also believed that the island was related to the evil god mentioned by the eldest son. They offended the evil god, so the disaster occurred. "

"...That's what happened." Xiao Yi nodded slightly, "Are you blaming the evil god for all the natural disasters? Yes, there is nothing we can do about it."

"Oh?" Karl asked: "So, you don't think that the tsunami was caused by the evil god?"

Xiao Yi replied:

"Of course. The occurrence of natural disasters does not comply with human emotions and thinking, and there is no trace to be found. It is unknown when it will come, and the unknown fear is unknown. The actions of the evil god are in line with human emotions and thinking, and will act with joy and anger, so they can be understood by people. predict.

That's why people regard natural disasters as evil gods in order to seek psychological comfort. It is helpless to associate natural disasters with those weird things. "

Xiao can also understand people's thoughts, but that does not mean that he believes that evil gods exist.

"Indeed." Karl nodded thoughtfully and asked: "So, Xiao Yi, do you think the murder case in the Glor family has nothing to do with the evil god?"

"Of course." Xiao Yi nodded firmly, "There are no gods in this world. They are all unscientific fantasies. The actual situation may be that someone has a conflict of interest with that family, so let's take advantage of the opportunity."

"I see, that's an interesting insight, but it's a pity that this incident... was undoubtedly the work of the evil god!"

"...Eh?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, because the voice that responded to him was not Karl's voice.

Xiao Yi immediately turned his head and realized that there was a strange man standing behind him!

This man had a stern look on his face, and Xiao Yi felt a sense of oppression just by looking at him.

"...Herrell." Carl's expression changed when he saw the man, "Why are you here?"

"Hello, Dr. Carl." The man named Herrell said slowly: "I just saw the highly respected Dr. Carl here and was going to come over to say hello. However, I didn't expect to find an unexpected surprise. …”

Herrell looked at Xiao Yi and asked:

"My name is Herrell, and I currently hold the position of High Priest. I still don't know your name?"

"He is my friend." Karl took a step forward and stood in front of Xiao Yi, "Also, you should have more important things to do than wasting time with us, right? Lord High Priest..."

As soon as Karl finished speaking, everyone around him noticed Herrell's presence and immediately made a sound of surprise.

"Master High Priest!"

"Master High Priest! Please save us!"

"..." Herrell was silent for a moment, and then shrugged, "Well, then I will go and fulfill my duties first. However, if you have any questions about what happened in the Glor family's villa, you can also Come along and find out.”

After saying that, Herrell stepped forward and others quickly made way for him.

"..." Xiao Yi and Karl followed immediately. After all, they originally planned to come here to meet the Glor family, and they must want to know what happened.

Then, Herrell came to the front of the crowd, and facing their expectant eyes, he announced:

"Fellow believers, all family members of the Glor family, including the servants, a total of eighteen people, are all confirmed to be dead."

"...!" Upon hearing this, everyone gasped.

Herrell continued: "The death conditions of these people are all extremely horrific and strange. They are definitely not something humans can do. There is no doubt! They are the actions of the abominable evil god!"

Upon hearing this, everyone wailed again.

"God..."

"But there is no need to worry." Herrell added: "We are blessed by God and are allowed to survive on this land. Therefore, there is no need to worry about an evil god. You just need to remember that your work is God's." Those who are given, must therefore abide by their duties and cannot refuse. There is no distinction between high and low professions. Whether they are judges or cleaners, they should perform their duties wholeheartedly! And the original sins of people such as laziness should be avoided as much as possible, which are worldly Yes, evil, temptation from evil gods! We must be self-denial! Put an end to all forms of entertainment, do not let yourself become corrupted, stick to and love your work, and do not neglect God’s arrangements! In this way, God will bless you The light protects us!"

"what……"

Everyone had happy smiles on their faces again, prayed loudly and dispersed.

They suppressed their uneasiness and fear and went to work with all their heart.

Herrell's words made those people feel comforted, but... made Xiao Yi feel disgusted.

"What on earth is this guy talking nonsense about?"

Therefore, Xiao Yi immediately stepped forward and asked Herrell:

"What kind of crazy nonsense are you talking about? Why do you believe that the murders in this case are the work of some evil god? Are you childish? How old are you and still believe in the existence of God who deceives children? And you don't think so Who are you? Professional things should be done by professionals. You are not even a police officer, so what qualifications do you have to solve the case here? "

Listening to Xiao Yi's words, the people dressed as policemen nearby were stunned.

Who is this? How dare you speak so wildly to that gentleman! Is he really desperate for his life?

(End of this chapter)