I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 231 High-end game, but a sitcom

Generally speaking, many inexplicable psychological warfare occur at the dinner table.

Especially in the area of ​​human relations and sophistication, it is undoubtedly the hardest hit area.

Xiao also doesn't understand why people always like to eat so much while eating.

Just eat, why are there so many things?

Of course, he doesn't understand the inexplicable little thoughts in people's hearts.

This can generally be seen by anyone who knows a little bit about Xiao Yi.

Therefore, everyone in the live broadcast room was worried about Xiao Yi's next actions.

Then, the five people sat in four directions, and the other three were on one side. Gladys and Xiao Yi were closely next to each other, so that she could feel at ease.

The expressions on Sifang's faces were very calm, as if they were normal. The dinner table was very peaceful.

But anyone can see that the actual situation is like the soup in the pot, destined to continue to heat up and then boil.

Looking at this scene, many people from divorced families felt more or less suffocated.

They all understand that the key to the problem is that the child must make a choice whether to prefer his father or his mother.

This is undoubtedly an extremely difficult choice. If you must choose, you will usually choose to keep your parents from getting divorced.

However, no matter how you choose or don't choose, if your parents continue to maintain the status quo, the final result will be accompanied by sadness.

No matter what they do, they will regret it eventually...that's just how they do it.

Therefore, they subconsciously cast their former shadows on Gladys, and sincerely hoped in their hearts that Xiao Yi could really handle all this.

Then, the meal officially began.

The first person to break the calm was Karl. He snapped at Gladys:

"Tisi! How can you sit so close to others? It will be in the way of others!"

"Ah... yes."

Gladys immediately moved aside.

Xiao Yi had no reaction to this, because he had expected it.

It would be better to say that Xiao Yi asked Gladys to do this on purpose, so that at this moment, Karl would reprimand her.

Generally speaking, Karl would not use such a strong tone towards his daughter, but in today's situation, if it were someone else, it would be more difficult to control his emotions.

Therefore, Xiao Yi asked Gladys to do this deliberately so that Karl could reprimand her and give Karl the upper hand in the discourse.

Let the other two people realize that he is the head of the family!

After all, there are two people on the other side, so Karl needs to have some upper hand in speaking power to make the two sides equal, so that it can be handled more conveniently.

And Karl lived up to Xiao Yi's expectations and made the right move.

Of course, even if others mentioned this first, Xiao Yi asked Gladys to ignore them and only listen to Karl's words.

At first, everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked when they heard Xiao Yi's plan.

[How does he still understand this? Is he really a genius? 】

【ah? Brother Xiao Yi can't really do it, can he? 】

However, the hope that had just been ignited in everyone's hearts was quickly extinguished.

Because Xiao Yi only has this plan. As for what to do next, he said:

"Adapt to circumstances and take things step by step. After all, things are ever-changing and unpredictable. Don't worry, I'm the best at adapting to circumstances. I'll be fine!"

Hearing Xiao Yi's assurance, Gladys felt relieved.

But everyone in the live broadcast room was extremely uneasy.

Then Gladys's mother began to say:

"Speaking of which, why are you eating such weird food today? It doesn't look delicious."

White said with a smile: "Okay, okay, this is specially prepared by Mr. Carl. Anyway, let's try it first. Maybe it's surprisingly delicious, right? Mr. Carl..."

"Ah... um."

Facing the two people who were singing along, Karl nodded hesitantly.

"...This is not possible." Xiao Yi muttered softly.

Karl's momentum weakened, this was not possible.

Therefore, Xiao Yi immediately winked at Gladys.

Gladys understood what Xiao Yi meant and said to Karl:

"I... don't really want to eat. Can I have some snacks today?"

Gladys was not allowed to speak for Karl, because her purpose was for her parents to give up on divorce, so she had to remain in a neutral position in order to stabilize the situation.

Once she favors someone, the battle will become one-sided.

Xiao Yi's idea was still the same as before, so that Carl could reprimand Gladys for being so ignorant, children should not be picky eaters, etc., and continue to let him maintain the right to speak.

Then, Karl replied with a grimace:

"Really? That's it... you don't like eating it. There's nothing you can do about it. Okay, go ahead. I'll get you something else to eat later."

Xiao Yi: "...ah?"

Gladys: "...Huh?"

However, Carl's reaction was disappointing.

[Unexpectedly, it was Karl who stretched his crotch first. I can only say it was difficult. 】

Karl couldn't help it. Everyone said they didn't like it, so he, the sponsor, must be responsible.

He can't force his daughter to eat, can he? It's impossible to pass the blame to Xiao Yi, right?

"Uh..." Gladys could only say, "I'd better eat it. It's not good to be picky about food."

Then, Karl also realized that his situation was not good, so he took action immediately.

However, what he wants is to keep his daughter by his side, and for this, he must make his daughter prefer him.

So, Karl said:

"Very good, Tess, you are sensible too. Speaking of which, I haven't even praised you enough. I'm so sorry... By the way, words alone are not enough. Just use these five hundred dollars. .”

With that said, Karl directly took out a stack of money and was about to give it to Gladys.

"...Huh?" Gladys couldn't help being stunned, "So many?"

"It's nothing." Karl said with a smile: "This is my responsibility as a father. Besides, my daughter is so sensible, how could I be unhappy? Well, accept it."

Seeing Karl's too direct action, Gladys' mother suddenly frowned.

She growled: "Karl, what are you doing!?"

"What's wrong with me?" Karl, not to be outdone, counterattacked: "What's wrong with me giving some money to my daughter?"

"I..." Gladys's mother was choked immediately, but she still said sharply: "You gave too much, she is just a child! She can't use so much!"

However, such words are obviously somewhat weak.

Carl finally regained some advantage for himself.

At this moment, White said:

"Mr. Karl did it right. It is the obligation of parents to give their children something. Right? Mr. Karl..."

"...Yeah." Karl nodded hesitantly, "That's right."

However, immediately after, White took out something with a smile and said:

"To be honest, I prepared a gift for Tess. Since you have to accept it, Tess, you might as well accept my gift."

"You..." Karl looked at White's actions, and suddenly became angry, and his fists couldn't help but clenched.

I didn't expect that my actions would be used instead.

Now, all we can do is see Gladys' reaction and see whose gift she is more willing to accept.

"Eh? I..." Gladys was at a loss. She didn't want to make a choice.

However, seeing the three people staring at her, she understood that she had to make a choice.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was also surprised when they saw this.

[Why is it that the peak showdown has started before the chopsticks even move? 】

Afterwards, Gladys could only look at Xiao Yi helplessly. "Brother Xiao Yi...what should I do?"

Hearing this, other people also looked at Xiao Yi, and the pressure suddenly fell on Xiao Yi.

"Hiss..." Xiao Yi couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.

Because he... really didn't understand what these people were making.

Xiao Yi understood their purpose, but what they were doing was beyond his comprehension.

Based on this, Xiao Yi began to think seriously.

"Well...it is indeed a question whether your Uncle Ka's money is more attractive, or your Uncle White's clothes are more attractive."

"...Uncle Ka?" Karl was stunned. How could his father's identity be taken away?

And, whose gift is more attractive?

Then, Xiao Yi got the answer.

"That's right! Since both of your fathers want to please you, then the person who should get out should be your mother! If you can't get anything out, what right do you have to stay here and eat?"

Gladys's mother: "...Huh?"

She was stunned for a moment, and the others had similar reactions.

【Fuck! Reasonable! 】

[What he said makes so much sense that I can’t refute it. 】

Following Xiao Yi's words, the tense atmosphere suddenly turned into an awkward atmosphere.

Because Gladys's mother really couldn't come up with anything at the moment, she could only lower her head in embarrassment, unable to say a word. The other two men couldn't say anything about it.

"Uh..." Seeing that the atmosphere was getting worse, Karl said helplessly: "Let's eat first. Let's talk about this kind of thing after dinner."

"...Just do it."

The other two people had to reach a consensus with him and keep the matter secret for the time being to avoid further embarrassment.

So, the family finally started to eat.

"Well, it tastes surprisingly good." Gladys' mother said this subconsciously.

Then, she picked up a piece of meat and put it into White's bowl.

"Here, try this."

"Thank you... But this is also thanks to Mr. Karl. After all, he prepared this. So, Mr. Karl, don't treat yourself badly."

After White said that, he gave the piece of meat to Karl again.

"...Huh?" Xiao Yi couldn't understand what he was doing. What was he doing?

"It's nothing..." Karl thought for a moment and gave the piece to Gladys, "Come on, eat more, now is the time to grow."

"This..." Gladys looked at Xiao Yi helplessly again.

"...If I hadn't come, I guess these people would have staged "A Piece of Meat's Way Home" here."

Xiao Yi ate the meat helplessly.

Gladys's mother saw this and was going to give White another piece of meat.

"This is delicious too, you should try it too."

"Oh, it seems you like eating very much." However, her actions have attracted Xiao Yi's attention, "Don't always give to others, and don't treat yourself badly. If you like eating so much, then you should eat more!"

After that, Xiao Yi picked up the vegetables for Gladys' mother.

"...Huh?" Gladys's mother was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly refused: "No! It's really not necessary!"

"You block it? Can you block my thoughts? Come on, eat more if you like!"

"Ah this..."

Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned.

Seeing that she couldn't stop Xiao Yi, Gladys' mother started to pinch White.

"I can't eat that much. Come on, White, eat more."

"Ah this..." White immediately showed a slight fear on his face, "I have a small appetite and don't eat much, so I'd better give it to Tisi."

"Why are you picking it back and forth again?" Xiao Yi saw this and immediately became unhappy, "Food is for eating! You are simply tainting the food by doing this! Let me tell you, don't even eat it! Come to my bowl! What a waste for you!"

Xiao Yike doesn't understand what it means to be humane, so he can't stand to waste food!

Therefore, Xiao Yi immediately put all the food in the pot into his own bowl so that others could not eat it.

Everyone was stunned. Are you serious?

"...Xiao Yi!" Carl couldn't help but feel a little angry when he saw this, "Don't go too far!"

However, Xiao Yi is not a man who will stop just because others are angry.

"Are you angry? Then give me yours too! Bring it to you!"

With that said, Xiao Yi took away the food in Carl's bowl.

"...Huh?" At this time, Karl could only say with twitching corners of his mouth: "You really don't regard yourself as an outsider."

[Not only does he not regard himself as an outsider, he also regards himself as his master! 】

【Owner? So astringent~]

[Why is it so bitter again? Almost done! 】

Then, this high-end game ended like this.

After the meal, no one mentioned that incident again... At least before Xiao Yi left, no one dared to mention that incident, otherwise there was no telling what would happen.

Gladys was relieved when she saw this, so she no longer had to worry.

Then she realized it later and hurriedly came over to thank Xiao Yi and said:

"Thank you, brother Xiao Yi. Only now do I understand that that was the purpose of brother Xiao Yi. Those strange behaviors were actually all intentional by you and him! How amazing!"

Xiao Yi: "?"

Xiao Yi then remembered that Gladys had asked him for something before eating.

Although I forgot what happened, judging from Gladys' reaction, there must be nothing wrong with it, so there is no need to delve deeper.

As long as it ends well.

After Gladys left, when Xiao Yi was about to go out for a walk, Karl came over again and said to Xiao Yi:

"I'm sorry, Xiao Yi. I originally planned to end this matter today, but I didn't expect you to arrive a day early and make you bear this trivial matter that you shouldn't have to bear."

"It's nothing." Xiao Yi waved his hand, "I don't care."

"Really? That's good." Karl continued: "But you are really powerful, you really scared them a lot, haha. It seems that you will arrive early, which is also a kind of fate."

Suddenly, Karl remembered something, and he asked again:

"By the way, since you have lost your memory and have forgotten me, how do you still remember to come to me? Did you leave yourself a note or something?"

"Oh, that." Xiao Yi replied: "When I came here, someone said that he was too busy to replace you, so he came to receive me and asked me to come to you."

"What did you say!?"

The relaxed atmosphere that was just chatting suddenly became heavy.

"That's impossible." Karl shook his head seriously, "I always thought you would arrive tomorrow. It was impossible to know that you would arrive today, and it was even less likely that I would send someone to pick you up...that person Why do you know you have arrived today? No! Who was that person before that?"

Xiao Yi replied: "He calls himself a gentleman."

"...Gentleman!?" Karl was startled and asked hurriedly: "Is he wearing a yellow suit?"

"Ah, yes, that's right."

"This is impossible!?" Suddenly, Karl almost exclaimed: "The gentleman... is already dead!"

(End of this chapter)