I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 23 The difference between a hole

Seeing Xiao Yi happily following Maria, everyone couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh~ Brother Xiao Yi doesn't know that the child about to be born is himself."

"Speaking of which, how on earth was such a big boy born? I can't imagine it at all."

"Maria said she would use the gentlest way to make Brother Xiao Yi a family member, but she also said she wanted to go to the kitchen? Is there any connection between the two?"

"... Damn it! I suddenly had a bold idea!"

Xiao Yi remembered something at this time, and he asked Maria:

"By the way, Aunt Ma, what about the real murderer? Shouldn't we focus on that first now?"

"Don't worry about that now." Maria said, "Anyway, no one can leave this mansion. The murderer of my little Ni can't leave here. You can find him anytime, but right now Your matters are more important."

"Really? No one can leave here?"

Xiao Yi opened his eyes slightly. He wondered if Maria had locked all the doors here?You can't get out without a key.

It’s no wonder that boy Nathan kept saying that he wanted his help in persuading Maria. It seemed that he wanted to find Maria to give him the key to open the door, otherwise he would have run away long ago.

However, Xiao Yi was not in a hurry to mention this matter.

He thought that after becoming a family member, it would be easier to talk about this kind of thing, and Maria would be more accepting of it.

Not long after, the two came to the kitchen again.

The professor's body was still slumped there in silence.

"Ah..." Xiao Yi saw the professor and remembered something, "Speaking of which, I haven't collected the professor's body yet, leaving him paralyzed here to catch the cold."

Maria waved her hand and said, "It's okay. Let Xiao Ni watch here first."

As she spoke, Maria walked up to the professor's body and knelt down. She clasped her hands together and said to the professor as if praying:
"Xiao Ni, let me take over your last unfinished business. I will complete your last task and let Xiao Yi become a family member under your witness."

Seeing that the ceremony of becoming a family was about to begin, the audience in the live broadcast room became more and more nervous.

"God's damn body is cold, but it's like what Brother Xiao Yi said."

"In front of the deceased husband's body, the wife becomes a family member with another man... From another perspective, it's really astringent."

"Fast forward to 'Hannibal, look, this is how Maria is used'!"

"Can you guys be a little bit nervous! Is the Longguo live broadcast room a pornographic comment area? How could it become like this! It seems that we must hit hard! We must suppress this unhealthy trend. Got it!"

Then, Maria stood up again, smiled at Xiao Yi and said:
"Wait a moment, I'll make some preparations first. This kind of thing has been done by Xiaoni before. I've only seen it from the sidelines, and I've never done it myself. It may not be done well, so please give me more understanding."

"It's okay." Xiao Yi responded.

At the same time, Xiao Yi couldn't help but wonder in his heart, was it all done by professors before?Isn't it possible that you don't have to cook?

At this moment, Maria pulled out a large knife about the length of an arm from somewhere and began to sharpen it.

The scratchy sound of sharpening knives filled the kitchen, changing the atmosphere.

Xiao Yi, who was a little disappointed at first, breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Maria start sharpening the knife.

Sure enough, I still need to make food.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, their reaction was completely different from Xiao Yi's!
"Damn it! She started sharpening her knife!"

"Sure enough! I knew it! Their so-called ritual of becoming a family member is to process Brother Xiao Yi, cook it and eat it!"

"Huh? Eat it!? This..."

"How are you going to give birth after eating it? Your logic doesn't make sense."

"What's so confusing about this? Isn't there just a hole in the difference between eating it and pulling it out?" "Fuck! What you said makes sense and I can't refute it!"

"No, I'm a little nauseous..."

"Ouch! She's going to eat people!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room believed that this was what birth meant, and couldn't help but feel palpitations.

But seeing Xiao Yi's expectant look, they couldn't help but feel anxious.

But unexpectedly, Maria’s words in the next second were beyond everyone’s expectations.

Maria glanced at the shining knife and showed a satisfied smile.

"It's ground. Xiao Yi, just wait a moment and I'll make delicious food for you right away."

"Well, okay." Xiao Yi nodded obediently.

And everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned again.

"……what?"

"What? Are you really just making food?"

"The one who said he was born after eating it, come out quickly and get beaten! Damn it, I almost vomited out my overnight meal."

"This……"

However, before the audience had time to say anything more, the next scene stunned everyone again.

I didn't hear what Maria was saying, I just saw her whispering something softly, like she was praying.

The next moment, as if suddenly appearing from the void, a dark gelatinous object appeared in Maria's hand.

The gelatinous substance looked like a fat worm, about the size of a human forearm, and its body was covered with irregular barbs.

Not only that, it was twisting its body like a snake, with an indescribable feeling of nausea.

"...Huh!?" Xiao Yi's expression changed when he saw the thing, and he asked hurriedly: "I don't want to eat this kind of thing, right?"

"Yes." Maria replied with a smile.

"This..." Xiao Yi looked confused, "The food customs and culture here are a little advanced. Can I not eat it?"

"No."

Maria shook her head and explained:

"This is the instant species, which is necessary for you to become our family. Originally, the ritual of becoming a family member was for the instant species to eat all your brain, nerves, spinal cord, organs and other things that carry consciousness. Then let the instant seed enter my body and grow.

After the instant seed grows into a brand new you, you can be born from my belly. Only then will we become a real family.

However, it is quite painful. After all, your consciousness is always awake during this process. The feeling of being slowly eaten is very uncomfortable. "

"..."

Listening to Maria's words, the audience finally understood what the so-called birth is.

They also fell silent.

The real situation is more complicated and terrifying than they imagined!
Xiao Yi also fell silent because he didn't understand what Maria was saying at all.

"...?"

Xiao Yi slowly typed a question mark.

(End of this chapter)