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Chapter 146 Ultimate Cooking Skills

Cooking in a rice cooker is something that anyone can figure out and do with just a few words.

Plug it in, put rice and water in the pot, close the lid and press the button. Even if there are other functions, it won't be too complicated.

Therefore, Xu Yingguang thought that even Xiao Yi would have no problem cooking rice with a rice cooker.

However, Xu Yingguang still underestimated Xiao Yi too much...or perhaps overestimated Xiao Yi too much.

He never thought that someone would not plug in the rice cooker, but put it directly on the gas stove and cook it with fire!

Fortunately, Xu Yingguang arrived in time, otherwise it's hard to say what would have happened.

"That's it." Afterwards, Xiao Yi nodded thoughtfully, "It turns out that the rice cooker can't be burned with fire, but has to be plugged in. No wonder it's called a rice cooker, with the word "electric" in front. I saw that there is a word for "fire" in the name. I thought it was meant to be burned with fire, but it turns out that electricity is the main body. But you can’t blame me, because there is a fire in its name, which caused me to misunderstand. I think this rice cooker needs to be renamed!”

"..." Xu Yingguang was speechless. This kid just refused to admit that it was his problem, right?

Xu Yingguang sighed, "Anyway, don't think about cooking by yourself. Next, it doesn't matter whether you ask the chef to cook, go out to eat, or ask someone to send it over. Let's go eat first. We'll deal with it later." talk."

"No need." Xiao Yi said, "Actually, I'm still making other things to eat!"

Xu Yingguang: "...Huh?"

Xu Yingguang hurriedly looked around the kitchen, but didn't find anything unusual.

Then, he saw Xiao Yi walking out of the kitchen and walking to a table.

There was a large bowl on the table, and an instant noodles packaging bag was covered on the bowl. On top of it was the original book, pressed on the packaging bag.

"Well... the instant noodles are almost ready." Xiao Yi glanced at the time on his phone.

"It's instant noodles." Xu Yingguang breathed a sigh of relief.

Instant noodles... Then the method is even simpler. Even Xiao Yi wouldn't do anything unpredictable with instant noodles... Xu Yingguang thinks so.

"But, instant noodles?" Xu Yingguang looked at Xiao Yi, who was sitting at the table with a face filled with anticipation, and sighed again, "It would be better for you to eat more nutritious food."

Xiao Yi replied: "Occasionally I want to reminisce about the past."

"...past?"

It seems that Xiao Yi's dinner today is white rice and instant noodles... What kind of life was he living before?

Thinking of this, Xu Yingguang couldn't help but feel a little distressed. He felt that he had to work harder. After all, there were many people in the Long Kingdom who had similar living conditions to Xiao Yi before.

Xu Yingguang also sat at the table and suggested to Xiao Yi: "Would you like to eat instant noodles and rice with instant noodles today? Or add a few more dishes."

"No, that's not necessary." Xiao Yi shook his head and said, "Besides, why do you think I want to eat pao rice?"

"...Ah? Isn't it?" Xu Yingguang was confused.

"Of course not... Oh, it's almost time." With that, Xiao Yi opened the packaging bag.

Xu Yingguang also looked at the contents of the bowl, and then he couldn't help but froze.

What was in that bowl was not instant noodles at all, but a bowl of steaming white porridge.

Xu Yingguang: "?"

Then, something happened that made Xu Yingguang even more confused.

Xiao Yi used chopsticks to pick up a few noodles from the bowl of white porridge and bit into his mouth, "Hmm... the softness and hardness are just right." Xu Yingguang: "???"

Only then did Xu Yingguang understand what Xiao Yi meant by instant noodles. The corner of his mouth twitched and he asked, "You...did you use porridge to make instant noodles?"

"...Huh? Otherwise?" Xiao Yi asked, as if what he did was a matter of course.

"..." Xu Yingguang now didn't understand even more why Xiao Yi was still cooking.

But...Xu Yingguang didn't want to ask clearly about this. He felt that it would be better for him not to ask.

However, just when Xu Yingguang was reaching the end, he saw... Xiao Yi took out the seasoning packets, powder packets and oil packets, squeezed them into the bowl of white porridge and stirred them up.

The color of the originally pure white bowl of porridge began to become chaotic and gradually became indescribable.

"..." Xu Yingguang watched this scene in silence.

He immediately decided to get up and take a look at the scenery outside... just for his own benefit.

After Xiao Yi finished dinner, they started to talk about business formally.

"So, Uncle Xu, what exactly do you want to see me for?" Xiao Yi asked.

"...Before we officially start talking, I hope you can answer me a question." Xu Yingguang asked seriously: "Xiao Yi, if you had a chance to realize your wish, what would you wish for?"

"……Um?"

Xiao Yi didn't understand why Xu Yingguang suddenly asked him about his wish. He was thinking that his birthday would still be some time away.

However, now that Xu Yingguang asked this question, Xiao Yi also began to think seriously.

"Hmm..." Xiao Yi pondered and asked, "Can you make any wish?"

"Well, as long as it doesn't endanger other people's wishes, it's okay." Xu Yingguang said, "At this point, any wish can come true, so it doesn't matter if it's a little more selfish."

"Is that so?" Xiao Yi touched his chin and thought for a while, and then he finally came up with the answer.

"Then I... probably won't make a wish." Xiao Yi replied.

"..." This answer surprised Xu Yingguang, and he asked: "Why?"

"Because, after all, the things you get by making a wish do not belong to you." Xiao Yi said: "Things that do not belong to you will eventually leave you. If you still have feelings for them, it will be even more painful. What you get by making a wish , after all, it will be much less than what you will lose because of this, it is such a loss.”

"..." Xu Yingguang didn't say anything, just nodded.

Xiao Yi continued: "Also, I don't like to get something directly, it's too boring. It's like a game, just download the complete collection and save, skip the original dozens or hundreds of hours of content, do that It’s true that it feels good at first, but that’s it, and you’ll get tired of it after a while. I spent money to play games, and I’m tired of it all of a sudden, so wouldn’t I have suffered a big loss?”

"...Indeed, what you said makes sense." Xu Yingguang smiled slightly.

Xu Yingguang was originally worried that Xiao Yi would do something strange because of this, but now it seems that there is no need to worry.

This matter... just let Xiao Yi do whatever he wants.

Xiao Yi asked again: "So what's the matter with you?"

"It's not a big deal." Xu Yingguang straightened his face again and suddenly asked: "Xiao Yi, do you have someone you like?"

Xiao Yi: “…………Huh?”

(End of this chapter)