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Chapter 30 The truth is smoke but not harmful

Chapter 30 Truth·There is no harm in smoke
As the saying goes, there is no harm in smoking.

But this missile exploded right next to him.

Lin Bei was also very cautious.

This kind of reaction is normal.

Before traveling through time, the only explosives Lin Bei had access to were fireworks and firecrackers.

Unfortunately, it was already banned on a large scale before time travel.

Only children in rural areas can still be exposed to this kind of happiness.

Then there was the exposure in the smoking cessation promotional video.

But that's a matter of doing as the Romans do.

Lin Bei had never touched such a thing as a missile, not to mention that it was exploding next to him.

This is much more exciting than fireworks.

Although his physical fitness is more than ten times that of ordinary people, he is still made of flesh and blood, with rough skin and thick flesh at most.

Lin Bei also wiped his hair, "Huh~ Fortunately, the two months of communication with Gabriel were not in vain."

It feels like most of the energy has been consumed.

Lin Bei was also frightened in his heart, "Fortunately, it wasn't a head-on attack, otherwise it would have been really tough."

The smoke cleared.

Lin Bei fixed his hair and looked spotless.

"It is indeed a holy shield technique produced by heaven, but it is a bit too showy. I'm afraid others don't know it."

As he spoke, Lin Bei stepped out.

All those militants have withdrawn.

When Lin Bei walked out, he didn't see any armed men, and there was a big hole in the ground.

The sound of quarreling sounded again.

"Damn!"

"Yes~ Although we are not dead, we are almost finished, Nick!

It's all your fault! "

"Come on, think of a way! I don't want to go to court-martial and pick up soap!"

Nick also said angrily: "If you hadn't called for air support..."

"Well! What's wrong, at least I let yours survive!"

"Okay, let me think about it, let me think about it..."

"Don't forget, the civilians here have been evacuated! There aren't even any hostages!"

Nick glanced around anxiously.

Nick didn't want to go up to the military court.

Suddenly.

Nick's eyes widened and he muttered, "We are here to save innocent hostages! That's right! That's it!"

Will said angrily: "Are you out of your mind?! Didn't I already tell you that there are no hostages here, not even civilians.

Do you think the commander will believe your excuse? "

"What?" Will pulled Nick's hand away angrily.

"Look, look there."

Will looked in the direction of Nick's finger.

Lin Bei stood there in a suit.

Will's eyes widened and he exclaimed: "When did this person show up!"

Nick urged: "Don't worry about how he appeared. Don't we have the hostages we want?"

Stop him quickly, don't let him run away! "

After saying that, Nick waved his arms and shouted at Lin Bei: "Hi~here, here! Lukomi!"

Lin Bei naturally saw it too. As Nick jumped up and down, the ground began to react.

But Lin Bei didn't even want to remind Nick, a self-righteous plunderer of cultural relics.

If only Nick stood there properly instead of jumping around.

The big hole in the ground will not expand.

But when Nick saw Lin Bei, it was as if he was seeing a peerless beauty. He kept jumping up and down, whistling and other tricks to attract Lin Bei's attention.

Then the tragedy begins.

The big hole in the ground, which was not able to withstand much force, began to collapse because of this little vibration.

In an instant, the originally flat road collapsed into a deep pit along with several surrounding houses.Nick and Will are blessed by the protagonist's luck.

The two of them walked away from the pit in fear.

Come to Lin Bei.

Will frowned and looked at Lin Bei, "I seem to have seen your face somewhere before?"

Lin Bei raised his eyebrows and thought for a moment, 'Isn't it a matter of his identity~'

Now Lin Bei's identity is an arms dealer.

This kind of identity is a key target in Ami, and it still appears in a place like this.

And after these two guys called for air support, the large forces arrived immediately.

Even if you want to kill someone and silence them, it seems it's too late.

"I think you must have seen me on TV~" Lin Bei silently changed his identity, from an arms dealer to a harmless priest.

“Actually, I am a preaching pastor, and I came here to attend an internal gathering.

Unexpectedly, I was robbed while eating hot pot and singing hymns. "

After saying that, Lin Bei took out a palm-thick Bible from behind.

These two guys, one is concentrating on thinking about what kind of lie he should use when his superior arrives.

One who doesn't look very smart.

Naturally, he didn't notice how Lin Bei took out a palm-thick Bible from behind his back.

"Pastor?" Will's eyes looked confused.

Lin Bei smiled and said: "Don't you Americans think that we all have the same face? Maybe you remember it wrong."

"Okay, maybe I remembered it wrong."

"I thought of it!" Nick suddenly shouted.

"what?"

"How do you explain to the commander why we are here!

We accidentally encountered those armed men attacking the pastor.

In the spirit of humanitarianism, we tried desperately to secretly rescue this pastor.

Unexpectedly, he was discovered and had to call for air support. "

After speaking, Nick stared at Will and said, "What do you think of this reason?"

Will thought for a moment, "This is a good excuse, but..."

Will looked at Lin Bei.

Nick also noticed the biggest flaw in this excuse.

He also looked at Lin Bei with burning eyes, "Pastor~ You will definitely cooperate with us~"

Lin Bei didn't care, after knowing that this was the new mummy world.

Lin Bei had some initial plans in mind.

The artifacts in the movie The Mummy, the Blade of Set, are all in Lundun.

Moreover, this place is deserted, so if you want to go there, you might be wasting a while.

"Okay, I'll try not to talk. You also know the doctrine."

Nick happily held Lin Bei's hand, "Thank you, thank you to the merciful God!"

Lin Bei calmly shook off Nick's hand, "But I have a request.

Get me somewhere safe.

It just has to be a big city with an airport! "

Nick patted his chest and said, "No problem, Pastor.

By the way, I still don’t know what your name is?
My name is Nick and this is Will. "

Lin Bei said calmly: "You can just call me Pastor Lin. If I give my full name, you can't even name me."

At this time, Will poked Nick twice and whispered: "This way, this way."

Nick also whispered: "What's wrong? I know it's suspicious for this priest to appear here, but we'd better solve our problem first."

Will pointed to the bottomless pit and said, "No!
You see, the treasure marked on the map is real! "

Nick looked into the pit, and an Egyptian-style stone sculpture of a face was reflected in Nick's pupils.

He suddenly smiled happily and said, "Haha! I knew it! It's not a shame that I sold my body and was laughed at by that woman!"

"???"

Nick quickly changed his attention and said: "Nothing, I mean we are going to get rich!"

(End of this chapter)

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