Chapter 201

Harry looked at Ron with clear eyes.

There is a sense that I am just ignorant but not stupid.

Ron also scratched his head, feeling that what he just said was a bit unreasonable.

"squeak~"

Harry and Ron, who were standing at the door, suddenly heard the sound of the old wooden door and looked over unconsciously.

Inside the office, filled with smoke, Lin Bei was scooping up mutton slices with large chopsticks.

"Ah~ I was discovered by you!"

Lin Bei raised his head and said.

Then with a wave of his hand, Harry and Ron were sucked into the office.

"Something very unkind to you."

'Where are Harry and Ron? '

Lin Bei, on the other hand, propped his hands on the table with his fists clasped, looking at Ron and Harry with a smile on his face.

Ron and Harry swallowed.

Harry and Ron looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.

"I suddenly remembered something."

"Hmph~ I know! Don't you just dislike the energy clone I created and can't give lectures~
But this is different from skipping class, isn't it? "

What a curse is that!
Can you teach me? "

"Yes, we have a reason."

Lin Bei pointed at Harry and Ron.

"I remember that the momentum was amazing and you became famous." Lin Bei couldn't help but smile and said, "However, I personally prefer people who revisit classics.

"Professor...Professor, you smile like this, I feel so panicked." Ron said familiarly.

There was already a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.

"Professor, what's wrong?"

Harry waved his hands quickly and kept twitching his nose.

Inside the office.

But because I was sitting in the front row, it was difficult to make extraordinary moves.

Ron scratched his head in embarrassment.

It startled Harry and Ron.

Looking at the pungent smell of the soup pot in front of me and the constantly rolling red oil, if I hadn't seen it before, I would have thought that it was just boiling potion.

He stammered: "That, professor, this..."

I didn't expect it to smell quite good when outside, but it was a bit irritating to feel it up close.

The frown deepened.

The two goblins quickly used Disapparation to get two chairs from somewhere, forced Harry and Ron to sit on them, and sat down.

Ron and Harry looked at Lin Bei's smile, and a chill seemed to run up their spines.

Harry peeked at Lin Bei timidly.

"What is it, Professor?"

"Please Professor~" Ron begged, "I've already received a howler letter."

So there is no need to discuss. "

The office door also slammed shut.

Ron asked curiously: "Professor, the way you make potions is so unique~ Is it an Eastern technology?"

"How about eating some together."

But Ron shouted without fear at all: "I knew something was wrong! That professor below is not you, right?"

"I remember it seems to be class time now~" Lin Beiyi pointed out.

Hermione, who was frowning and taking notes seriously downstairs, suddenly raised her head and turned to look.

Lin Bei nodded on the table, and two pairs of chopsticks jumped out from the table.

Lin Bei showed his white teeth and said: "The next reminder will make you even more panic~"

"Okay, it's time to go down and meet our little wizards." After Lin Bei finished speaking, he pointed at the mess on the original desk and said, "Clean it up."

Suddenly, Lin Bei slapped the table.

"This is hot pot, silly boy!" Lin Bei replied.

"Haha!" Lin Bei seemed to have seen through Ron's little thoughts, "Why, you want to use it to skip class after learning it, right?"

"Okay, it's a pleasure to serve you Professor."

"Please give us your orders!"

Lin Bei couldn't be more satisfied with the household goblin passed down from Hogwarts.

Loyal and full of servility.

The training was perfect.

Even worse than those slaves trained by the Qing Dynasty.

This specialty cannot be found in Ami.

Possessing perfect magical talent, he is born to be a qualified magician, or to be precise, a warlock. He has mastered silent spellcasting and wandless spellcasting, and can use phantom transformation at will.

Among racial talents, there is also blacksmithing talent. If cultivated carefully, one can become an expert in housekeeping.

Maybe we can introduce some employees who serve as the Apocalypse Dimension.

Lin Bei, however, without looking back, carried Harry and Ron out of the office with each hand and walked towards the classroom.

On the way, Lin Bei reminded him nonchalantly: "It seems that your tight confinement is not over yet, right~"

Upon hearing Lin Bei's reminder, Harry and Ron suddenly turned pale and looked numb as if they had been beaten to death.

Lin Bei, who was carrying Harry and Ron, immediately attracted the attention of the little wizards in the classroom.

The little wizards suddenly stopped feeling sleepy and became extremely energetic. Without whispering, they all raised their heads and stared at Harry and Ron who were holding them in their hands like quails.

Lin Bei smiled lightly when he saw this, came to the podium, and put down Harry and Ron in his hands.

Hermione, who was in the first row, covered her head and had a severe headache.

He couldn't help but glare at Harry and Ron.

However, Harry and Ron, who were so embarrassed, had no shame in looking at the little wizards in the classroom, and kept their heads down the whole time.

Then, he walked towards 'Lin Bei' on the podium.

'Lin Bei', who was following the script on the podium, suddenly turned into a flow of energy and returned to Lin Bei's body like a dream.

"Students, I feel sorry for you for letting 'Lin Bei' take over the class." Lin Bei said without any sincerity, "But there is nothing we can do about it, after all, my system is different from yours.

But two invitees risked the punishment of skipping class to let me teach you something real.

Then do as you wish~"

"Next, I'll give you a real Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson!"

Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew through the classroom, directly sweeping away the lethargic mental state of the little wizards.

Lin Bei looked at the status of the students and nodded with satisfaction.

“Although you are second-year students, you have also taken Defense Against the Dark Arts classes.

But the professors in the last academic year seemed not to be very good.

It can be said.

Today’s class will be your first real Defense Against the Dark Arts class in your life! "

Lin Bei put his hands on the lectern, leaned forward, and carefully looked at every little wizard present.

"..."

The little wizards looked at Lin Bei curiously.

"Then it's indeed a bit irresponsible of me to ask 'Lin Bei' to take over the class." Lin Bei was very easy to talk to the young brats below.

Although these little brats are noisy as well, they are much better than the brats in ordinary people's world, and they are also much better than Ami's brats.

At least not in the habit of sucking leaves or pulling out some embryos in the bathroom.

Lin Bei chuckled and said again: "This class is really difficult for you, I apologize to everyone." The little wizards in the audience suddenly felt flattered, and some of the resentment in their hearts had already flown out of the sky.

Warm applause burst out immediately, and all the little wizards looked at Lin Bei eagerly, looking forward to the real Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson he said.

In his heart, Lin Bei gave full marks to his acting skills. These little kids are really easy to coax.

Feeling the students' expectations, Lin Bei took out a 'magic wand' in front of others for the first time.

In fact, this was a fake wand that Lin Bei randomly found and polished to make. Lin Bei also wanted to fulfill his childhood fantasy.

"This wand is thirteen and one-half inches long, made of ebony, and completely pitch black. Did you see the many magnificent patterns carved into the second half of the wand where the hand is held?

This is a symbol of nobility!
There is also a transparent crystal inlaid at the end of the wand, which emits a transparent light, like a dark moon.

Don’t 9···”

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Well, now get ready for the real lessons!"

"Oh~ Our Miss Granger seems to have questions."

Hermione raised her hands high, and after hearing Lin Bei's roll call, she stood up and said, "Professor, what is ebony?
I don't think I've seen it in the book "The Ollivanders of Wandmaking". Is this also a material for making wands? "

Lin Bei said casually: "The Eastern wand-making material, ebony, is also called gloomy wood. It is a general term for a special preparation process and includes many wood types.

If you are interested, you can check it out after class.

Now, we're going to get down to business, Miss Granger. "

Lin Bei waved the 'magic wand' in his hand casually, and a line of heroic writing appeared on the blackboard behind the podium - What is Defense Against the Dark Arts?
Lin Bei turned sideways so that the young wizards could clearly see the handwriting, and then asked:
"Can anyone tell me what Defense Against the Dark Arts is?"

As a conditioned reflex, Hermione in the first row raised her hands high.

Lin Bei nodded to her.

"Defense Against the Dark Arts, referred to as DADA, is a course that teaches students how to protect themselves from black magic, including methods of dealing with dark creatures, black magic, and duels!" Hermione said confidently.

"You memorize the definition very well!" Lin Bei nodded approvingly.

In fact, Lin Bei himself didn't understand what the definition in the textbook was, but looking at the confused expressions of other young wizards, he felt that this answer should be no problem.
"Very good, Miss Granger. Five points for Gryffindor." Lin Bei nodded to her and motioned for her to sit down.

Hermione sat down proudly.

"Of course, in my opinion, Defense Against the Dark Arts should not be so narrowly defined. What we need to defend against is far more than just black magic and dark creatures."

"The knowledge of defensive techniques should be applied in every aspect of life. You can use defensive techniques when you are bullied by your classmates or when you meet gangsters outside."

"In the magical world, learning cultural subjects is to allow you to talk to scoundrels calmly, and learning defense is to allow them to talk to you calmly!"

Listening to Lin Bei's speech, the little wizards were a little confused and a little excited, feeling that the door to a new world had opened.

"Of course, you are still young and do not have much magic foundation. At this time, you must learn to use other powers to defend yourself.

For example, alchemical armor, external weapons, or the simplest and most effective method, call someone! "

There was a burst of knowing laughter in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

"Don't laugh, I'm serious." Lin Bei knocked on the desk, "For you little wizards, it is not shameful to seek help from adults, but it is the wisest choice."

"For example, when you go out on adventures with adults, the most convenient way is to buy two magic looking glasses. When you are in danger alone, press the contact button on the looking glass, and the other looking glass will be paired with it. The mirror will sound an alarm and lead your elders to your location."

"In addition, the two signal spells of red sparks and green sparks can also play a good role in alarm and communication. After you go back, you can preview by yourself and start learning these two spells in the next class."

"However, I do not recommend that you use the spark spell to send out signals when facing danger." Lin Bei said, "Because this signal will not only be seen by your friends and elders, but also expose your position to the enemy. Under Fang’s sight.”

"So it is necessary to mention some spells to hide one's body here, such as the Illusion Curse and so on!"

Lin Bei stood on the podium and talked eloquently, giving full play to his extensive experience, although he weaved those curses into false stories.

However, Lin Bei also elaborated on the application of magic spells in actual situations.

The little wizards in the audience were fascinated by what they heard. Even the students who didn't like studying felt that it was full of useful information, so they picked up their quills and started taking notes.

Suddenly, the end of get out of class bell at Hogwarts rang melodiously.

This Defense Against Dark Arts class had already been delayed for more than half of the time. Now Lin Bei and the students were in the right mood. Time passed quickly and the get out of class was over before they knew it.

Lin Bei was slightly startled when he heard the bell ringing for the end of get out of class.

It’s been a long, long time since I’ve experienced this feeling of time passing by so fast.

The time I had this feeling was when I was in middle school and high school.

The students are very happy. After many years, Hogwarts finally has a reliable Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!

Next, the gossiping students began to discuss Professor Lin Bei's appearance, and later his strength.

The second-year wizard said that Professor Lin Bei could easily defeat adult wizards like Snape.

The third grader said that Professor Lin Bei was immune to magic damage.

The fifth grader said that Professor Lin Bei can cast dozens of spells instantly without waving a wand or chanting a spell.

At first, they analyzed and speculated on the new professor's strength based on existing evidence and performance in the classroom. Later, these speculations became more and more outrageous among the gossiping students.

Some people swore that Professor Lin Bei could defeat Voldemort in a single fight.

Ron: It’s not me, I don’t, I have a very strict mouth!
Some people said that they saw Professor Lin Bei subduing a ferocious fire dragon with one hand, but when asked in detail about the type of fire dragon, he hesitated in his words.

Although Lin Bei had heard these rumors, he ignored them.

Fred and George, who had their eye on the traffic, had some careful thoughts.

this day.

lunch time.

In the auditorium.

Fred and George walked back and forth across the Gryffindor table.

"Let me tell you quietly, Professor Lin Bei taught us our first class after the school started." They mysteriously introduced the scene of the first class to students of other grades.

"Wood, let me tell you, Professor Lin Bei withstood all of our attacks without blinking an eye, and he didn't even stagger!" George put his arms around the arms of a strong Gryffindor student. Shoulder, said to him.

"This is so old news for you. Can you tell me something new?" Wood looked at the two of them disdainfully and pointed to the Slytherin table.

At this time, there was a little Slytherin wizard over there who was vividly describing to his companions the scene of Professor Lin Bei flying into the sky. The scene was so realistic that it almost seemed like it had really happened.

"Look what you said!" Fred was not happy and jumped up from the bench. "We will immediately show you the first-hand information we just got. Just be prepared to be shocked!"

"We just brought two bottles of wine to talk to Professor Kettleburn." George said proudly, "We learned more exciting news from him. Do you want to hear it?"

The Gryffindor little lions nearby all came over and looked at the twins excitedly, trying to get a share of this even more exciting news.

"According to the information obtained from Professor Kettleburn, Professor Lin Bei once had a brief encounter with Snape!" Fred successfully whetted everyone's appetite, "According to what he said, the two of them had a brief encounter with each other!" A professor had a little fight at the entrance of the auditorium."

"The market is open. Let's bet on who is better, Professor Lin Bei or Snape. The odds are 1 to 2!"

Before Fred could finish speaking, George took out a spliced ​​gambling table from somewhere, with a line in the middle dividing it into the left and right sides.

"I knew it, Weasley, it was just another trick of you two to get money!" Wood rolled his eyes, but in order to hear the latest news, he still put a silver Siko in his hand on the gambling table.

The twins looked at the betting board and found that most people in Gryffindor had outperformed Professor Lin Bei. They looked at each other, quite dissatisfied.

So they turned their attention to Slytherin, "What do you think, don't the wealthy young men of Slytherin come to suppress your dean? Or are you afraid of Professor Lin Bei?"

Hearing Fred and George's provocative words, someone at the Slytherin table could not sit still.

A first-grade boy with an arrogant expression walked out first. He had neat platinum hair, a pointed chin, silver-grey eyes, and was tall and thin. Behind him were two fat followers.

"Why is Professor Lin Bei's odds so much lower than Professor Snape?" He raised his head and asked with an unconvinced look on his face.

"Because Professor Lin Bei's approval rating is obviously much higher than Snape's." Fred said with a playful smile.

"Two ignorant Weasleys, I want to show you what the financial power of the Malfoy family is!" As he said that, he took out several gold coins from his pocket and threw them into the pile of copper and silver money. inside.

Seeing that the eldest young master of the Malfoy family had placed their bets, the other purebloods were not to be outdone, and each held gold Galleons and pressed on their dean.

In the blink of an eye, under the money offensive of Slytherin's pure-blood wizards, the odds ratio between Lin Bei and Snape became 1:1, almost even.

When everyone had almost spent their money, the twins got together mysteriously.

Fred secretly made a mouth shape for George - "It's so easy to make money".

George smiled knowingly and collected the coins of various colors.

"Listen up, everyone, the final result is - Professor Lin Bei wins. His record is that he forced Snape back with one look!"

There was a loud cheer in the Gryffindor area, and there was silence in the Slytherin area.

"No, you have no evidence!" Draco Malfoy said unconvinced, "Why should I believe your lies? There is no way you can guarantee that this news is correct!"

The twins looked at each other and as expected, suddenly took out a big ear from their pocket.

They pressed a button on their ear, and Professor Kettleburn's voice came out of that ear.

"Oh, you're talking about Lin Bei. He drove Snape away with just one look!" Professor Kettleburn's tone was very heroic, "I didn't expect that with Defense Against the Dark Arts now, With his notorious reputation, Dumbledore was able to recruit such a reliable Defense Against the Dark Arts professor."

(End of this chapter)

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