Entertainment: Listen to the sea, there is a tsunami

Chapter 60 Mail the third brother and the third sister-in-law over

"Let's go to a large fire scene like Yamaha. I like to eat barbecue..."

"Niu Pi Niu Pi, ho ho ho ho..."

"what's your name."

"I don't know what I'm screaming about, I just feel like it's burning up for no reason."

"Renima, give it to your labor and management!"

Watching each of the players really think of themselves as mages.

Lu Mu said helplessly again: "I have explained many times, I am not a mage, and what happened to Sakura has nothing to do with me."

"I am just an original singer. I just want to sing, compete and live honestly."

"It's better not to spread this kind of thing randomly, otherwise I'm afraid I'll be arrested and sliced ​​for study."

"I'm also afraid that the little Sakuras will target me and send assassins to assassinate me later."

"If I were really assassinated, who would I go to to reason with?"

Lu Mu looked helpless and explained tiredly.

Everyone nodded immediately after hearing this, and some people fell into deep thought, and then expressed their agreement!
"Master Lu is right, we have to keep a low profile."

"Furthermore, with the character of the little Sakuras, they will definitely use some destructive means to deal with Master Lu."

"Nine four nine four!"

"How about we set up a security brigade?"

Someone suddenly suggested.

For a time, it immediately attracted the support and approval of everyone.

Some people even said on the spot that as long as a security brigade is established, they will directly donate a wave of money on the spot.

I saw someone wanting to set up a security brigade.

Lu Mu smiled bitterly: "Don't be like this, I'm not a god, I don't need to be protected like my ancestors."

At this time, a contestant suddenly pointed to a corner of the backstage and said: "Brother Lu, look, that is the longevity position I just made for you. It has been provided to you for several days. I don't know if it is useful. I hope you will bless me to advance smoothly."

Lu Mu looked in the direction of his finger.

Suddenly I felt like shit...

I saw an incense burner placed on a small table, and several fruits were placed in front of the incense burner.

In front is a photo of myself, still in black and white.

"I…"

Lu Mu was also stunned.

Looking at the reactions of the people around me, some were suppressing laughter, and many even looked at the incense burner with sincere faces.

Many people believe it?
"Stupid dragon countryman."

At this moment, a sneer came out, and the short Inspector Sakura walked in from the door.

Behind him were two bodyguards, burly and tall...

It's just compared to how tall he is.

Judging from the physical characteristics, one is a stick person and the other is a cherry blossom person.

The reason why you can recognize that the other person is a stick person is because the other person's face is full of stick energy.

Thin lips, slender figure, and the most speechless thing is that the double eyelids are even more exaggerated than the skin.

Can this thing be used as a bodyguard?
I'm afraid she's not Sakura's wife, right?
"If you don't believe it, why do you want to tamper with the rules and embarrass Master Lu?"

The player who worshiped Lu Mu said coldly.

It's just that I don't have enough confidence. After all, I am a program monitor.

"Embarrassed? I am a program supervisor, a representative of the authorizing party of the program team. I am responsible for the supervision task. I think there is a problem and unfairness. Can't I modify it?"

Sakura Supervisor is bossy and speaks righteously.

After saying that, Supervisor Sakura looked at Lu Mu with cold eyes and a hint of murderous intent: "Do you have any objections? Player Lu Mu."

"random."

Lu Mu still didn't care.

But in the eyes of Sakura Supervisor, Lu Mu was timid.

"Be careful, don't sing nonsense, otherwise you and your family will easily get into trouble."

An honest threat to personal safety?
Everyone looked angry.

Lu Mu smiled and said, "It's a pity that I am an orphan."

"..."

"Glib talk is of no use."

Tadashi Shin was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "I'm going to do a random inspection on site to see if there are any violations."

The assistant director's face didn't look good.

The show started a long time ago, and Tadatsue Shinichi showed up at this time, obviously wanting to supervise Lu Mu.Tadatsue Shinichi didn't care about this and walked to the recording site with a swagger.

"Contestant Zhang Jie sang very well. Three instructors were invited to give ratings."

"Thank you to the three instructors for the scores. Congratulations to Zhang Jie for advancing."

...

"Next, let's invite the last player to come on the stage. I believe many people have guessed the identity of this player."

"Yes, he is our Lu Fa...Lu Mu."

"boom!!!"

He Jiu's voice fell,
There is no need to exaggerate the atmosphere, there are more than 100 spectators in the guest seats.

Immediately there was a sound like a roaring mountain and a tsunami, and the rogue whistle was particularly rogue.

"Master Lu has started to practice."

"Looking forward to it."

“I can’t wait for what’s going to happen this time.”

Backstage, the staff and players were immediately excited.

"I stress again, I don't know how to do it."

"Any disaster that happens in Sakura Country or elsewhere has nothing to do with me."

Lu Mu emphasized again and again,

Then he walked onto the stage step by step,
"That's right, Brother Lu is going to sing on stage soon, I can't wait."

"Brother Mu, come on, we will always support you."

Under thunderous applause,

Lu Mu slowly walked onto the stage,
There were bursts of cheers from the guest seats.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded [-] million early.

The barrage is like a waterfall flowing together to swipe the screen...

"What a great card, bursting cards...Master Lu, it's finally Master Lu's turn to become big."

"Master Lu, what song are you going to sing today? You're going to kill those girls like Sakura."

"Bangzi, or the pretty one, okay? Do a show for them too."

"Yes, yes, they are all gangsters, they actually work together to bully us dragons."

"Why are you so anxious? But the cherry blossoms will come first. If they destroy the cherry blossoms, it will be their turn!"

"Isn't that a matter of time?"

"Yes, yes, sometimes, letting them live in fear is far more uncomfortable than killing them!"

...

Long netizens were extremely excited.
Can't wait for Lu Mu to start singing.

At this time, in the live broadcast room, there were not only netizens from the Dragon Kingdom, but also some unknown creatures.

Sakura netizens are just one of them...and...

...

Beautiful netizen!

"Fake, I want to see how this guy named Lu Mu does it."

"If he can do it, send him to see God and be God's dog."

...

Bangzi netizen!

"Lu Mu Smecta...little spicy chicken Smecta, watch Fa Smecta online."

"The kimchi is so delicious. It is an unparalleled enjoyment to eat kimchi and watch the show at the same time."

...

Asan netizen!

"At this moment, my third sister-in-law and I are watching the show together, living a happy life... Third sister-in-law should already have my baby."

"Upstairs, Sister-in-law gives it to me to use for a few days."

"No problem, you pay for the postage."

"There is a small problem with postage. I will immediately call some of my good buddies to come together. I will definitely take good care of my third sister-in-law."

...

The comment section is so diverse that it even loses its humanity.

Lu Mu fell into silence, and then picked up the phone.

Seeing Lu Mu want to speak, the whole place suddenly became quiet.

(End of this chapter)