Chapter 64 Conferred God
Zhang Yan:! ! !
He naturally knows what it means to hand over public grain, having been deeply involved in the Internet for many years.

However, it is really a bit... for Xu Ziyao to discuss this matter directly with him now...

Okay, I can accept it, I can face it, but it’s progressing too fast, and I’m a little uncomfortable with it.

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be a matter of getting used to it first and then starting to arrange regular activities after you become more familiar with it?
Just like young boys, when they first come into contact with crafts, they are always unable to extricate themselves. But when the time comes and they appreciate the various consequences of transition, they will start to be self-disciplined and learn to control.

And Xu Ziyao starts to make arrangements now...

Wait!
what?
Every night!
Zhang Yan suddenly grasped the key point.

Every night, you have to pay the public food.

Can not be done!
Judging from the intensity of the first blood in the past few days, he might have turned into a human to do it!
Xu Ziyao looked at the surprised expression on Zhang Yan's face, raised the corners of her mouth, pretended to pick up a pen, and prepared to write down the arrangement just mentioned on the time schedule in the diary. At the same time, she said: "Then let's make it like this, every day Pay the public food once in the evening."

"No!" Zhang Yan objected immediately.

"Ziyao, actually...it's better to do this in moderation. If you indulge in excessive desires, you will not only suffer from back pain, dizziness and brain swelling, but also have a decrease in memory. In the long run, it will also cause irreversible damage to the body. .”

"Moreover, we are now in the end of the world. We cannot put ourselves in danger because of this kind of thing. Think about it, if we are exhausted every day, if we are really in danger, then we will not be able to cope with it. We cannot let it happen because of small mistakes. so big!"

Xu Ziyao watched Zhang Yan's explanation with interest, and felt so happy when she saw the anxiety and nervousness on his face because of this matter.

She looked like she was thinking, and then said with a serious expression:
"However, if you abstain from sexual intercourse for a long time, you will suffer from premature ejaculation, lower fertility risks, and various prostate problems."

Zhang Yan blinked.

How does Xu Ziyao know so much?
He doesn't know much about these things, so the reverse should be the case.

However, Xu Ziyao actually said this, doesn't it mean that she knows!

"These are all based on science. I have read them on popular science websites. Let me explain them to you..." Xu Ziyao added.

After Zhang Yan heard this, he was stunned for a while.

What kind of popular science is Xu Ziyao reading all day long?

never mind!

This is not the point.

Zhang Yan shook his head.

Xu Ziyao can explain every consequence clearly, which means that long-term non-release will indeed lead to such consequences.

sterilization!

Andrology disease!
No, these are unacceptable, especially the first and second ones!
Regarding this need, after his previous damn knot was resolved, he still yearned for it. After all, after getting along with her recently, Xu Ziyao was really in line with his ideals in all aspects.

Although the first blood was unclear, he remembered one thing clearly, that is... he was very happy at that time, he was so happy from the bottom of his bones, and he was extremely happy from his genes.

So, why suppress yourself, prevent yourself from being happy, and then get some completely unacceptable diseases?

Isn’t this what only fools do?
Zhang Yan thought briefly, and then said to Xu Ziyao:

"How about... I pay the public food every three days?"

Once every three days, no more, no less, not considered long-term depression, nor too frequent.

Moreover, this frequency is similar to the frequency of his previous craft.

But now that he has a wife, who is still doing crafts?

Isn't that just mentally retarded?

"Three days... no!" Xu Ziyao shook her head, "The landlord's family has no food left. You have to pay it every three days or you won't starve me to death!"

Are you a serious landlord?

Are you serious about being hungry...?Zhang Yan gritted his teeth and argued with reason: "If a girl indulges in excessive sexual desire, she may suffer from physical weakness, pale complexion, heavy dark circles, lethargy, lethargy, etc. In severe cases, it may lead to inflammation of the special system and road inflammation. And serious end of the road!”

These were all things he saw on a certain website, and after reading them once, he remembered them deeply.

Xu Ziyao frowned slightly. She really didn't know about this aspect. She preferred to know about Zhang Yan's aspect.

She admitted that Zhang Yan might have a point.

but!

"I can't control that much! I won't, I won't!" Xu Ziyao said, looking at Zhang Yan, "And you, don't look at this mess every day! It's not serious at all!"

Zhang Yan: ...

The same strategy, the same tricks, all talking about risks, why doesn't it work when thrown to Xu Ziyao?
Zhang Yan shook his head helplessly and made a final desperate attempt:
"In fact, if you carry out activities reasonably, it will bring better feelings to both parties than frequent activities, and it will also improve the physical fitness and spirit of both parties..."

His words were made up and have no basis in reality. Compared with the risks and consequences of previous evidence, they sound a bit pale.

But!
Xu Ziyao nodded thoughtfully: "Well, in that case, you can do it once every three days."

"Compared to being with you, I hope you have a healthy body!" She said with a bright smile.

Zhang Yan's expression suddenly became dull.

This contrast caught him off guard.

Xu Ziyao went from being a harsh landlord who didn't allow farmers to delay paying public grain for a few more days, to suddenly becoming kind, caring about his health, and even told him to take a good rest.

The flips and contrasts between dreams made his mood go up and down like a roller coaster.

However, nonetheless.

But he was still very happy.

Xu Ziyao’s last sentence, is it okay to directly become a god?
It directly made him feel happy.

Xu Ziyao felt relieved when she saw Zhang Yan's expression of disappointment and joy.

Even if Zhang Yan takes first blood, it still can't change the fact that he is a pure boy. It fully mobilizes Zhang Yan's emotions and makes her feel a different kind of emotion.

Anyway, it's a little cool.

Just like... when I was young, some boys always liked to bully the girls they liked, and then waited for the girls to cry, and then went up to them and spent a lot of effort to coax them back.

In this process, boys will feel very happy, even if it is time-consuming, laborious, and even thankless.

Her current situation is similar to this.

He used his acting skills, which can be considered a climax, and a few tricks to tug at Zhang Yan's heartstrings.

As for paying the public food every three days... that's just right!

after all……

She never said that fields cannot be plowed!

"Okay, it's settled then." Xu Ziyao put away the small diary, walked to Zhang Yan, and pushed Zhang Yan towards his bedroom, "Then you go to bed first and take care of me for these three days. You’re exhausted, and I’ll clean up the mess left on the table.”

"Also... you should remember that it has been three days since you got the first blood, so..."

Xu Ziyao paused.

"I have to pay the public food tomorrow!"

……

(End of this chapter)

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