Zhutian Film and Television opens with a Taoist

Chapter 99 Uncle Jiu, why did God pee today?
As for the ordinary people, He Xiu felt that he had taken advantage of them, so he just waited for the sun to go down and let Li Yue'e turn into ghost mist, leaving only a path to the church and the teahouse.

The stage was set, the high-priced tickets were collected, and the audience members were all seated. As an actor, He Xiu naturally wanted to hold a grand ceremony for them to see. He wore a red robe and Taoist robes, set up an altar, and carefully portrayed There are several pieces of yellow cloth with runes that are more than ten meters long.

On the street at the door, a grand master's chair was placed. The man with the big horse and golden sword was sitting at the door waiting with the demon-slaying sword on his back.

The Nu Qing Chicken was given to Ren Tingting and a few wives and asked to sit in the room on the second floor. There was nothing more reliable than the Nu Qing Chicken.

Inside the house, the sounds of mahjong, pai gow, chess, etc. were soon heard.

It got even more fun, and some of them lit up cigarettes and smoked until they were drunk.

Outside the house, the last ray of sunlight disappeared and darkness enveloped the earth. Li Yuee's red-robed fire ghost flew into the sky and turned into a ghost mist, covering the sky and closing the moon, leaving a path across the entire town.

No one has ever seen such a dark sky without any light.In the teahouse, the movement also stopped. It was so quiet that one could only hear the heartbeats of everyone, judging whether there was a fight outside.

He Xiu picked up the drum hammer and started banging on the big cowhide drum. When he opened his mouth, the melodious music of the old Qin opera came out to the sky.

Qin Shi ~ Mingyue ~ Han Shiguan,
The Long March people have not returned.

But so that Dragon City Fei will be there,
Do not teach Huma Du Yinshan.

Mass burial mounds thousands of miles away,
In troubled times, no one visits the lonely soul.

The sky is silent and the pen and ink are cold,
Pen Knife Spring and Autumn Period is tasted with blood.

A city of flesh and blood pierced by thousands of arrows,

The armor is stained with blood and reflects the moonlight.

The distant tomatoes are causing heartbreak,
The howling of wolves shook the border gates.

On a quiet street not far away, a group of vampires climbed quickly towards He Xiu in various twisted postures, violating Newton's laws.

A murmuring sound, accompanied by a hoarse wailing sound: "Ah wu~ ah wu!"

The vampire priest, the foreign devil, was dressed in black robes and looked a bit like the dementors in Harry Potter. He was floating in the air and flying towards He Xiu until he stopped a hundred meters away.

On the ground below, the ferocious-looking priest vampire led the vampires who escaped He Xiu's pursuit last night. "Tear the practitioner of the East to pieces, and the world will eventually belong to us." Tear the practitioner of the East to pieces, and the world will eventually belong to us.

The vampires below listened to the pre-war declaration. Although many locals could not understand it, this did not prevent them from shouting for fun.

He Xiu was also confused. What did this foreign devil say? What did Walter say?

I don't understand what he said, but vampires usually have stinky mouths and it is said that they don't brush their teeth.

Ding!System side mission: Kill the mutated zombie Western priest.

Reward: Divine Movement. (The two legs run like rapidly rotating wheels. In the first stage, the speed is 60 kilometers per hour. You can run regardless of the terrain. The running time is determined by the constraints of physical strength and mana.)
He Xiu chuckled, thinking there was no mission!Isn’t this coming?

I don’t know what will happen if the Divine Movement Talisman is attached to it. Don’t let your legs become useless just because your muscles and bones can’t bear it.

Forget it, it’s useless to think too much. I raised the altar-holding wood on the altar and slapped it hard!
with a snap.

One hand lifts the robe and puts it on the waist, and the other hand points the sword and scolds. This is an important step in getting rid of evil spirits. It is called admonishment and education. If the monster just cries and surrenders, then it cannot be killed.

The main meaning is that destiny values ​​life, and all species have the right to live in the world. Of course, if zombies are like that, it is basically just a formality, and people have no wisdom at all. "This Dao is from Maoshan, Xuanmen. He is the sixth-grade Taoist priest and red-robed mage of Fumo Hall. He Xiu is a bold evildoer. He dares to enter China and spread evil cults. He dares to harm the children of our Flower Country. Today, I am here and I will call you." When the evil spirits harm the common people, they will be destroyed in form and spirit, and they will perish in the world."

This vampire also belongs to the category of corpse demon. He does not need education, he is already dead.

Make a seal with your hands, speak the truth, and borrow the power of heaven. : "Exorcise evil and eliminate filth, cleanse the world! Kill demons, protect the peace of the world, and consecrate it!!"

Suddenly, the prepared yellow cloth runes lit up with golden light.The demon-slaying divine sword lying horizontally on the stage also glowed with light.

The Sanqing Zhenling Bell in the left hand started to vibrate with a tinkling sound. Those who had evil thoughts would suddenly feel dizzy and unable to control themselves.

In addition to the Western devils flying in the sky, the vampires on the ground held their heads and began to wail with claws and teeth, showing signs of pain.

Pulling out the Demon-Slaying Divine Sword with his right hand, He Xiu rushed out in three steps, while shaking the Sanqing Bell, he rushed into the crowd of corpses to sweep away.

The low-level zombie vampires no longer had any pressure on He Xiu, but there were just too many, so he opened the Sanqing Bell to assist in the attack.

In the face of life and death, these corpse monsters also suppressed their dizziness and attacked He Xiu. Fortunately, they have practiced martial arts and swordsmanship hard over the years. In the midst of the fierceness, they used fast swords like flowers, which stabbed directly into the vital parts. Every hit was It will burst into flames.

The divine sword is also blessed with consecration, so it is naturally very powerful. He Xiu seems to be in danger, but the sword technique itself has melee attacks. Although it is not as convenient as a short sword and dagger, it is not bad. The distance between life and death is just a millimeter.

After penetrating all the way, there were only a few vampires left on the scene.He Xiu swung his sword. What is resistant to Taoist magic? It is only for ordinary folk magic. Am I an ordinary person, Taoist Master?There are many unique skills to press the bottom of the box.

The big vampire in the sky also felt threatened.He glanced at the teahouse not far away, smiled, and exposed a few fangs. As soon as he muttered the corpse language, the remaining two or three imps scattered and ran towards the teahouse, trying to distance He Xiu. , thus distracting He Xiu.

He Xiu touched the long sword in his hand and took it easy. Everything was arranged inside. If you are killed by a few junior vampires, it is your fate. You can't blame others.

The foreign devil flying in the air looked at He Xiu indifferently, but kept staring at him. He suddenly felt a headache. Looking at the big sword that illuminated half of the sky and filled with light, his heart that had stopped beating was trembling.

The reason why people are strong is that they know how to use tools. He Xiu saw that the Sanqing Bell was useless to this vampire, and he had never learned the spell about the Sanqing Bell, so he simply gave it up.

He reached back and took out the ivory-inlaid revolver, and fired six shots at the proud foreign Japanese in the air.

The six shots came unexpectedly, and the foreign devil was a little confused. Although it did not cause fatal injuries, it also effectively delayed his recovery attributes.

Wounds that could have healed instantly are now as slow as human injuries, lasting three to five months.

If it was continuously shot with such bullets, it felt that it would definitely be killed. The foreign devil who had just fallen out of the air had no time to think about it, struggled to get up, and ran quickly towards the distance, with afterimages flashing out.

Outside the teahouse, several junior vampires were violently attacking the windows.

After several rounds of impact, although they were scarred, they enjoyed it without knowing the pain. With a roar, they finally broke through a window, followed the hole, and rushed in.

"Ouch...!" He howled with a face corroded by runes and glutinous rice, which seemed to indicate the beginning of a new massacre.

Bang bang bang!
Laifu, Laijin had experienced the zombie war in Shangshang Village, and that was called despair.It's just a small scene now, it can be withstood.

Under the continuous attacks of two German PG pistols, the two junior vampires who jumped in at first were shot into flames by bullets blessed with sacred power until they turned into dust.

The remaining one was still outside the window. Although it saw the tragic situation, it had no fear and rushed in resolutely.

The teahouse had long been in chaos. The consolation prize runes bought for a thousand oceans were affixed to their foreheads. They were shivering and huddled together, praying that their ancestors would show up and protect them from this disaster.

But such a large group of people would rather close their eyes and act like a pheasant with their butt exposed. None of them ran out to resist. They were all waiting for others to charge into battle for them. It's no wonder. I often heard of several bandits. The story of how a village could be plundered with just a woodcutter in hand.

The bullets are all gone, it doesn't matter, Laifu and Laijin still have the big bronze sword in their hands.Although he is a housekeeper, he has always been trained as a thug. His martial arts is not high, but he is good at both hands and has enough courage.

The two resolutely waved the swords in their hands and rushed towards the last one, the first generation vampire.

"kill!"

"kill!"

The two of them knew the characteristics of the sword, which was good for breaking armor. In one word, it meant inserting, stabbing, piercing, and stabbing. It was different from the usage of a knife, which meant chopping and cutting.

Swords are all about penetrating power. The two of them raised their swords, drew them, and stabbed again!

After more than a dozen swords pierced the vampire in succession, the seemingly ferocious vampire waved its claws and could only open its mouth with hatred, howl, and finally turned into a ball of flames, collapsed, and finally burned into dregs.

Outside the teahouse, He Xiu ordered Li Yue'e, a red-robed fire ghost, to pursue and intercept him, and then called out the gold and copper coffin. He jumped up. Under the control of the veteran, Strengthened Skeleton, He Xiu stood majestically on the coffin and ran quickly towards the distance. The foreign devils chased and killed him.

Halfway through, I peed down there.

In the dense forest, Lin Jiu, who was taking Qiu Sheng back to Jiuquan Town, touched the water on his face and tasted it in his mouth: "Haha, did you pee? Why is it still a little salty? Not at the beach.”

"Master, no, there is a coffin flying."

Lin Jiu then raised his head and took a look. Damn it, the copper-horned golden coffin. Isn't this a magical weapon of suppression? How could it fly on its own?

Suddenly he thought of He Xiu, this bastard, could that salty breath just now be...?

What the hell!

I absolutely can't say it. It's so embarrassing. This bastard peed in the sky and castrated you sooner or later.

snort!
"Don't look, that's He Xiu. He seems to be chasing some monster."

"Master, do you want to help me?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Qiu Sheng up and down and said with disgust. : "He Xiu can fly, can you? Let me practice hard, but you turn a deaf ear. Let's go back to town. I haven't even eaten dinner. I'm chasing after your aunt! Leave quickly."

(End of this chapter)