Zhutian Film and Television opens with a Taoist

Chapter 22 If you have ability, you have to show it, right?

In the babbling park, He Xiu found an open space and practiced Tai Chi. This is a martial arts art. The more he practiced, the more charming he became. It focused on artistic conception rather than form!
The Tai Chi class not far away is also practicing here. They are very strict and look very good.

There are many people exercising in the park, most of them are elderly people, but there are also young people who exercise in order to pick up girls.

No one cares about a bald man wearing a school uniform and doing Tai Chi.

"Hey, you are a very famous person on the Internet and a person who jumped into the river!"

"You are??"

"Oh, I'm a reporter from Jiangdong TV. Can I interview you?"

He Xiu turned his face sideways, looked at the reporter, and said sullenly: "If you're not afraid that I'll jump again, just ask!"

This is outrageous. Why do you jump into the river so easily?
"Ahem, we don't advocate this anymore. May I ask why you jumped yesterday?"

"bath!"

"There were so many people looking for you yesterday. Where are you? When did you come ashore?"

"I've been at the bottom of the river."

"...Then why did you come up again?"

"I can't drink anymore!"

"Do you have anything to say to the viewers in front of the TV?"

"I'm short of money. Now I'm willing to help ten rich people. No matter what your injuries or terminal diseases are, the first one will get 100 million, the second one will get 200 million, and so on. I'll help you cure it! Treat the disease first. I'm giving money, but you have to bring cash or gold on site. I'll be here tomorrow, but I may leave at any time, so seize the opportunity! First come, first served."

After saying that, He Xiu left.

The reporter watched the shiny bald head follow the mirror and walked away. He turned around and said to the camera: "Uh! Audience friends, this Brother Daniao Jiang is obviously a bit...not quite that. Don't believe it. That's what it is." , let’s continue with today’s street interview.”

It was originally a first-class people's livelihood entertainment interview program. It was designed to show local customs and customs. The traffic was not large, so it was regarded as a top program.

He Xiu is not afraid of any state machinery, because he can leave at any time. Just in the morning, the system upgrade was completed and first-level permissions were enabled.

The right to use the two-meter long, wide and high space warehouse can obviously hold a lot of things.

Now that I am so poor that I only have a face left, I will use self-healing skills to save people and purchase some supplies.

Calculate how much money you can make.

He Xiu pinched his fingers and muttered: Women's Day on March 200th, Labor Day on May [-]st, uh... I can't figure it out, anyway, the tenth place is [-] million.

Many people nearby had seen He Xiu in short videos on their mobile phones, and there were also young people who called He Xiu stupid.

It was as if he felt superior to others by shouting like this, and others would look up to him.

He Xiu didn't pay attention. His mouth was like someone else's, so he didn't care about other people's barking.

You may not be able to do it yourself, but you can still do it without wasting your time on such people.

The breakfast shop was bustling with people, and as the sun rose, the place became lively.

"Boss, poor Taoist..."

Before He Xiu could finish speaking, the boss started shouting: "Oh, isn't this Brother Tiaojiang! Come on, come on, whatever you want to eat, I'll treat you."

He Xiu was a little confused. He could jump into a river and still eat and drink. No, this was a joke on himself. I couldn't find the adjective, but it didn't matter.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, I want a piece of cardboard to write a few words on, uh! It would be better if I gave you two buns." The people eating breakfast next to him laughed loudly at He Xiu's appearance. This was because they thought He Xiu was a person. He is just mentally retarded, and he is often immoral. I must have become obsessed with him after watching so many movies by Lin Zhengying.

The world laughs at me for being so crazy, but they don’t know that I am in a prison and cannot see through it.

"Okay! Take it, I happen to have cardboard here, I'm here to treat you to some buns, take it!"

"Thank you, layman. Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Oh, if you still don't want to eat what you have come to eat, I say boss, why don't you recruit him as a small worker?"

Most adults just want to make fun of the disadvantaged groups to make themselves happy. Although they can't stand it, human nature is like this. The boss thinks it's okay to laugh. Don't treat people so disrespectfully. Stop him quickly: "Go! Go! Go, old man." Liu, stop making trouble and eat your two taels of wontons. Bald man, I don’t need your help here. Take the buns and let’s go! Let’s go! Ignore them. You’ll come later tomorrow. If there are more, I invite you to eat."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, layman, good deeds do not necessarily have good rewards, and evil does not necessarily have bad rewards. However, if you do good to me, I will consecrate you to ward off evil and bring good luck."

As he spoke, He Xiu pointed at his lucky cat. "Exorcise evil and eliminate filth, cleanse the universe! All evil will not invade, protect the peace of the world, this edict!!"

A burst of golden light flashed, and everyone was stunned for a moment, looking at the naughty kid opposite who was playing with the sun with his fucking makeup mirror.

I couldn't help but secretly curse myself for having wavered in science just now. How could a staunch atheist be deceived?Hold!That bald guy who pretends to be a magician will end up in a mental hospital sooner or later.

He Xiu didn't care what others thought, and he didn't know what kind of challenges he would encounter in the future after leaving the Novice Village.

When we arrived at the small supermarket, the boss had to persuade him to lend the marker to He Xiu. After all, the news had spread all over the place. There was a bald man recently who had a lunatic. Who knows whether a knife can kill someone or not.

In the park, He Xiu came to a relatively open place, sat down cross-legged, and pressed the cardboard with a stone.

It reads: Get money for medical treatment, treat first and then give. The first person will get 100 million, the second will get 200 million, the third will get 400 million,...the tenth will get 200 million, limited to ten in the world.

People nearby who looked strange thought that the bald man was crazy and not a fool, so they all took pictures with their mobile phones.

There has been a craze on the Internet to check in at bald restaurants.

When Internet celebrities see the traffic, they will naturally flock to it.

He Xiu doesn't care, he just needs the traffic to expose me!Lin Miaomiao, Deng Xiaoqi, and Xu Qin naturally saw it.

Lin Miaomiao only hated that she was in school and couldn't go out to bite He Xiu to death. Her butt was swollen by her mother.

When Deng Xiaoqi saw it, the corners of her mouth twitched!What the hell is this lunatic doing?

Various rumors about He Xiu have also come out on the Internet. He was born in 1912 and practiced Taoism in Wulei Mountain in western Hunan. Everything is full of topics.

Fantasy Brother, Bald Brother, Self-Happiness Brother, all kinds of names came one after another.

It doesn't matter to He Xiu, as long as he doesn't touch himself, just shoot him!In the evening, we have to make way for the aunts who are performing square dances. They are the same as the Bosaku Group, and they are the most unreasonable. Dogs passing by will be kicked.

For three consecutive days, no one came to see He Xiu for treatment. They were all there to laugh.

However, popularity naturally brings various people, such as a big internet celebrity.

With the team, we brought a man who was in a wheelchair and dying after undergoing chemotherapy.

But he was also scolded miserably. After all, isn't this taking other people's lives as a joke?
The first point of being an internet celebrity is to be shameless. Isn’t that what Zhou Shu Auntie is looking for to mess around with bad artists?
"Everyone, as long as you fire ten big rockets, we will start beating the fake bald guy today!"

"Come on, you guys! Move and light up the little stars. For patients with terminal cancer, I brought him oxygen directly!"

In the past three days, all kinds of monsters and monsters have come, and He Xiu is so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back. These bastards are using themselves to hype themselves up, and they don't know how to give themselves some money.

(End of this chapter)