Zhutian Film and Television opens with a Taoist

Chapter 20: You don’t understand the joy of psychosis!
Nibble on the fagot!
The world's number one junk food chain.

Deng Xiaoqi watched He Xiu slowly finish six burgers and three glasses of Coke.

I feel like I'm hungry too, and I haven't even touched the French fries and burger in front of me.

"You really haven't eaten in three days!"

"Well! Why are you lying to me? I never lie."

"Are you a student of Yancheng High School?"

"No, I ran away from the hospital. When I was fighting monsters, my whole body was burned and my bones were broken a lot. I fainted and was saved by a kind-hearted female student. But I had no money, so I left in the middle of the night. Ran."

Deng Xiaoqi really wanted to take a look in the mirror and see if she looked like a fool now. Am I that easy to deceive?Please don't talk too much, okay?
"...Well, when you're full, you can rest here. It's open 24 hours a day. I'll go back first."

"Uh, you have to leave me!"

"Uh... No, no, I'm going out to buy something, you just wait here!"

"Okay, I'll wait for you here!"

Deng Xiaoqi went out, immediately took out her phone and called the police center. "Hello, hello, I'm..."

"Yes, yes, that's him. The gay guy who's next to the lakeside park right now. Come here quickly."

"No, I'm afraid. He's just a psycho. I'm afraid he'll bite me. I'll leave first. Bye."

In the store, He Xiu took a piece of hair and smelled it. Deng Xiaoqi's soul energy was very clear.

People leave their names when they pass by, and geese leave their voices when they pass by. For monks, as long as there are related things, there is no creature that cannot be traced.

The system also talks about enjoying urban life. I enjoy your grandma’s legs and starve for nine meals in three days. Is this enjoyment?

I blame myself for not learning a few fun spells, otherwise I could have money and enjoy life.Just kill the evil and consecrate it. Are there any demons and ghosts now?It’s only in troubled times that monsters emerge, okay!In peacetime, one hides deeper than the other.

As for the healing techniques and summoning emperor zombies that were rewarded by the system, He Xiu felt that it was better to forget about it. Cultivation, cultivating the mind, materialistic desires, feasting and feasting were the most important test of Taoism.

Of course, this is not a character design. You have to try everything yourself to see if you can do it. He Xiu felt that he was shaken.

At least in terms of sex, I can't compete.

I vow to be sworn in with gambling and drug addiction, and I will definitely do this.

A police car stopped outside the door. He Xiu glanced at it without paying attention. Two security officers got out and walked in dressed in straight clothes.

Looking around, He Xiu's head was as bright as the lights on the ceiling.

"Hello sir, please cooperate with our investigation."

"Okay!" He Xiu's performance was very cooperative.The two comrades also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Please show me your ID card."

"no!"

Mudd!I misjudged the wrong person. This guy was uncooperative. : "Please cooperate with our work."

"I'm very cooperative. I really don't have an ID card!"

"...What's your name, date of birth, and where are you from?"

"My name is He Xiu. I was born in 1912. I don't know the exact date. I grew up studying Taoism in Wulei Fairy Mountain."

The old detective felt that his IQ had been insulted: "Catch him and start talking nonsense. Do you think you are telling a bad joke?"

He Xiu's face turned cold and he said unhappily: "Why are you arresting me?"

"If you don't cooperate with our security work, I seriously suspect that there is something wrong with you. Please come back to the station with us to investigate."

He Xiu scratched his shiny scalp with his fingernails, and didn't know what to say. Sure enough, I'll be lenient if I confess, and I'll sit in jail. I'm already so honest. If you don't believe me, why do you have to take me back?

"Are you in charge of the food?" He Xiu's words were off guard and he almost ducked. The onlookers also laughed happily. The old agent also knew that he had met something strange today, so he said with a smile: "No matter!"

"Why do you care about the food? Do you eat dumplings without soy sauce, or do you take the blame?"

"What are you talking about? Stop talking nonsense. If you don't cooperate, I will take strong measures."

"Oh! Look there's a fight over there!"

He Xiu pointed his hand behind them and said seriously.

When the two policemen heard this, they quickly turned around and saw nothing. Damn it!He was fooled, and when he turned around again, He Xiu was gone.

"Where's the person?"

The people next to him smiled and immediately reminded him: "He bent over and ran away from your blind spot. Why are you making faces outside?"

Sure enough, when I turned around, I saw He Xiu waving to them through the glass wall! : "Hey, don't run!"

He Xiu made a face: "Slightly, slightly"

You would be a fool if you didn't run away. There was no way to catch me, so I disappeared into the vast sea of ​​people.

The two policemen ran out of Kenji and looked at a bald head in the distance, flashing left and right and disappearing under the illumination of the street lights.

"..."

"Master, what should I do?"

"Hey, this is just a weird thing, and it's not aggressive. Let him go! Why should he still chase him? Report it to your superiors! Let each patrol team pay attention."

"Ok!"

Deng Xiaoqi returned home depressed and took a shower. She had to go to school again tomorrow. She really didn't want to go. When she turned on her phone, she saw a message from her busy mother.

"Xiao Qi, mom is still busy, so you should go to bed early!"

After a quick glance, I didn’t even feel like replying to the message.Busy, busy, busy, are you the only one busy?What's the use of making so much money when you can't even see him a few times a month.

Boom boom boom!
Deng Xiaoqi frowned, who is it?It's almost nine o'clock, and they still come to the door.

I looked at the video on the door and saw no one. Is this a ghost?This video is 360 degrees with no blind spots.

No matter what, you are alone at home, safety comes first, and opening the door stupidly is not adding drama to your life?
Turn around...!Stunned!A big bald head on the sofa was almost blinded by the light.

"Hi!" He Xiu stretched out his hand and shook it, blinking his eyes, making a ding sound and a flash of light.

Deng Xiaoqi shivered, but she discovered how this bald and hairless guy was so handsome! : "You, you, why are you here! I, I, I, I called the police, I"

"Hey! We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away. I've been waiting for you for a long time, the gay guy over there, but it's the police who are waiting for you, not you. People have no faith and cannot stand, you know! So I came to see you."

"I, I, I didn't go in because I saw the police. I swear, I didn't call the police."

"It's okay! I'm tired, let's go to bed early!"

"No! No! No, you can't sleep here!"

"Then I'll go sleep there. I'll see if you're good-looking. I'll give you a chance. If you're not willing yet, why do you look down on me? I know that women nowadays deserve to die. They're all frivolous and will only face each other. The rich laugh and look at the poor, and I'm going to go crazy!"

"Hey~ What are you doing! Why are you taking off your pants!"

"I'm going crazy!"

"Wait a minute, I, I, I promise you, can't you please stop peeing here!"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm going to get angry here!"

(End of this chapter)