Zhutian Film and Television opens with a Taoist

Chapter 18 Sir, hello, I am the anchor Lin Miaomiao. Are you happy?
Yancheng, Xinhua Bookstore, next to the bookshelf on the second floor.

He Xiu had a shiny bald head and no eyebrows. There was nothing he could do about it. He didn't know what happened when he traveled through time.

Even the skin on his body was scorched. Although the injury was cured using healing techniques, the hair still needs time to grow.

When I look in the mirror, I feel like the Ancient One from Marvel, except that my skin is smooth and handsome.

Looking at the map, I saw a completely unfamiliar yet familiar parallel world city. The human geography and social development were similar to those of my native planet.

Goo~!

The dissatisfaction in his stomach reminded He Xiu that it was time to replenish energy.

Hunger often brings about an increase in the crime rate, especially for a special person like himself, who has special abilities and needs to go hungry. Who would want to do that?

The child next to me was chirping and annoying. He just read and read. The noise was so annoying that it gave me a headache.

No one likes naughty children except their own mothers who think they are cute and lively.

The one who was listening to their discussion was still his hairless bald head, talking dirty words like a bastard without any education from his parents.

I glanced at them and said, forget it, why bother with them? Out of sight, out of mind.

It's enough to understand the history and geography and analyze the general situation. I don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

When the automatic glass door opens, a heat wave hits your face. The environment inside and outside changes day by day. When you come to the door, the hot sun makes people feel panicked.

Under the big tree on the street, the vendor sat dozing next to the tricycle. The sign said oranges cost ten yuan for five pounds, waiting for customers to come.

He Xiu swallowed her saliva and wanted to go over and try it. How could a black householder without a household registration or ID card survive in modern times?

Why don't you find a Taoist temple? If you can fool people with your magic and martial arts, you should learn Feng Shui and fortune telling.

It's better to go to the household registration and ask first. It's really difficult to get along without an ID card. If you don't have a job, you can only starve to death.

Last night I ran out of the hospital with my naked butt rolled up in sheets. Fortunately, no one was around in the middle of the night. I climbed over the wall to a nearby boarding high school, picked up a school uniform and put it on, so I didn't get caught naked on the street as a gangster. Get up, but~ I guess one of my classmates is going to cry today. When I woke up, the clothes to dry were gone.

Looking around blankly, not knowing where to go, a city, a lonely wandering ghost, must find a place to fill his stomach!

I looked at the sign of the fast food restaurant, "Good People". From the name, I knew that the boss was a good person.

He Xiu had lived two lifetimes and was still able to put down his dignity and beg for food. When he came to the counter, under the strange looks of the diners, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, he was calm and composed: "Boss, I am a poor Taoist..."

He Xiu also wanted to ask someone for charity!As a result, when the boss saw He Xiu's bald head and the tone of his voice, wasn't he a fake monk cheating on people with food and drink?It's unprofessional to come in school uniform.

Disgusted and impatient, he pushed He Xiu out: "Go, go, go away if you don't have money, this is a business!"

"Okay, okay, okay, don't push me, Pindao will go on his own!" He Xiu waved his hands repeatedly, why is this boss so violent?Disgraceful to gentlemen.

At the end of the street, there are fast food restaurants, restaurants, canteens, supermarkets, and tobacconists. He Xiu tried to go there one by one.I politely asked the donors to be kind, but most of them were disgusted and sent away, some yelled at them, and some even hit them.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, society is peaceful, but people's hearts are still so sinister."

Sitting in front of an electrical appliances store with no guarantee of quality, the TV screen behind me played a video of a donation of [-] yuan to a poor student who lived in a luxury house and wore designer clothes. This video greatly promoted how to give love in the modern era.

"Yes! Yes, he really has a kind heart, you are right." He Xiu turned to look at the TV, laughed mockingly, and said to the sanitation worker next to him who was baked into a black man by the sun.

The sanitation worker holding the broom and dustpan smiled, revealing two broken teeth, with a look of age in his eyes, and touched his dizzy forehead with his cracked fingers. "Can't you eat the steamed buns?"

"Uh, thank you, layman." He Xiu took half of the steamed bun, which had the sanitation worker's black finger prints and dust on it.

If you are hungry, you will eat grass roots and tree barks, not to mention white steamed buns!

The second kindness that came into this world was given by a sanitation worker.

I broke off the steamed buns and ate them slowly, which was a bit of a relief.

With a wave of his hand, the sanitation worker felt much better, his head was no longer dizzy, and his body problems were cured. A layer of skin was shed on the outside of his skin, which was quite fun to tear.

Perhaps the sun was too dazzling, and no one noticed the sanitation worker's body that just flashed a light.

Turning around, I saw a young man with a bald head and a fair face, already walking towards the far corner of the street, like a hairless wild dog with a hunched back.

In the riverside park, He Xiu looked at the lake in the distance, wondering if he should catch a fish or something.

"Hello, classmate, I am Lin Miaomiao, the outdoor anchor. Can I ask a question?"

He Xiu frowned, what do you mean, ask a question, give me money?
I turned around and saw a young lady, she looked familiar, Zhao Jinmai?What the hell is this? In the world of TV dramas, there is Wang Churan before us and Zhao Jinmai after us.

Zhao Jinmai looked innocent and cute with his big eyes shining, holding the microphone and looking at He Xiu expectantly.

Seeing that she looked so familiar, he endured the words that were already in his throat and softened his tone: "Just ask!"

Lin Miaomiao was shocked when she saw He Xiu's face. Her facial features were all very good, and her skin was white and tender, but this... hair and eyebrows, it looked like she had undergone chemotherapy: " Classmate, are you happy?"

As soon as he heard this question, He Xiu became furious. He couldn't afford a house, couldn't afford a wife, and couldn't support himself after working hard for a month. Why don't you ask me if I'm happy? : "I haven't eaten for several days. If you ask me if I am happy or not, is it murderous? Can you stop doing these useless things and do more serious things?"

Lin Miaomiao felt that there was news and there was traffic only when there was conflict. She immediately imitated Lu Yun and asked, "Um, classmate, may I ask why you didn't eat? Is there nothing you want to eat?"

He Xiu really wanted to spit on her, why do you think so?Poor!

"In this world, I am an orphan with no parents, no relatives, no friends. I am still a gangster with no ID card and no job. Why do you think I have no food to eat?"

He Xiuyi took off his outer clothes, revealing the heads of the orthopedic steel needles on his body!He pointed and said: "You ask me if I am happy? Look at these densely packed steel needles. Do you think I am happy? There are dozens of steel nails inserted into my bones. Do you think I am happy? Ah!!"

"..."

Lin Miaomiao was also a wonderful person. She carried it and patted He Xiu's fair and thin body.The shocking steel nail heads shine in the sun.

He Xiu pointed at the head of a steel nail, pulled it out with force, and threw it to the ground with a clanking sound, covered in blood.

Showing eight bright big teeth, he said to Lin Miaomiao in a sinister tone: "Do you think I'm happy now?"

Weapons are not allowed in the city, so I just left the steel needle there, so I didn’t take it out before.

Now there are idiots asking me if I am happy. I am happy, grandma.

While the two were stunned, He Xiu suddenly climbed over the guardrail and shouted: "Destroy it! This world is not worth it!"

With a bang, he jumped into the rolling water of the lake.

People nearby were dumbfounded. What's going on? ?
(End of this chapter)