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Chapter 1: Poor and incompetent, he was

Chapter 1 The incompetent person was...

Rumble!
Boom~!

Three thunderbolts streaked across the late night sky, and a flash of silver light broke through the clouds and mist, illuminating the world!
On the jungle path in south-western Hunan, the patter of rain fell!The entire deep forest is full of muddy and slippery dirt roads, and you need to be careful every step you take.

If you are not careful, you will slip into the bushes full of thorns on the roadside.

Although this road is not an official road, it is the shortest distance traveled by the people of the two provinces with two legs. It is just not suitable for large groups of people to move forward.

Late at night when there shouldn't be anyone around, there was a man wearing a brown fur raincoat, a bamboo hat with a large brim on his head, and carrying a Jing Zhen Sword made of cinnabar, silver, gold, and other precious materials!
Wearing a pair of straw woven straw sandals on her feet, she stepped into the mud pit on the trail, causing splashes of yellow and black water stains. The heavy rain still did not stop He Xiu's steps!
Mission: Rescue Taoist Master Qianhe, reward: secret glances!
He Xiu didn't know what the purpose of the secret glance was, maybe a flashlight or another bottle or something.

But this is the first time since I traveled through time for eight years that I know that I have a system.

After all, it was my first mission. With excitement, I left the fierce-looking and powerful master Shi Jian.

It was my first time to walk around the world, so I was a little embarrassed, but the master gave me five yuan as my own expenses.

On the dark road ahead, there was the sound of something running in panic. He Xiu immediately took out his pistol and clicked the safety.

In an era of chaotic warlords and bandits, and rampant demons and ghosts, He Xiu had to be vigilant.He squatted on the side of the road and stared at the dark path ahead: "Who is that person?"

"Help! Help! There are monsters, there are monsters!"

boom! boom! boom!
One shot to the liver, one shot to the heart, and one shot to the forehead, all in one go.

Those who come out in the middle of the night are either monsters or thieves. For the sake of safety, please let your husband die!The world is difficult, but I am doing it for your own good. I wish you can be reincarnated as Wang Sicong in your next life.

He Xiu didn't put away his hand and waited for 5 minutes. There was no movement nearby. He was basically sure that the guy was dead, and then he walked over.

He took out the fire stick and blew on it. He saw a dirty and wet soldier. Under the dim light of the fire, He Xiu was a little strange. When he got down the mountain, he knew that Daqing was dead, but why was there still a soldier with long braids in this shape? .

Probably the message transmission is too slow!

After touching him, he found that he was also a pitiful man. He didn't have a single child on his body, and his heart was broken with a sword, so as not to become some kind of corpse monster and a lonely ghost.

After kicking away the bushes on the side of the road to add some fertilizer to the local soil, we set off on the road.It makes sense to save Taoist priest Qianhe. The old and young people who were unwilling to admit the country's subjugation blocked the news.

The emperor is still locked up inside. Why is he so stupid that he doesn't know?
"To the southeast, northwest, use trapped corpse locks and cloth lock Yin formations!"

He Xiu had just walked out less than 200 meters when he heard the familiar voice of Taoist Master Qianhe, as if he was having a tense battle.

Hearing the panic in his voice, He Xiu was not in a hurry to take action.

Walk lightly to the leeward place to avoid being smelled by the zombies, and observe for a while before talking.

Taoist priest Qianhe's lower body was tightly pressed by the brass and gold coffin. It seemed that the love at dusk had left him. I don't know how many noble ladies who paid a lot of money to ask for a child would cry sadly.

He Xiu is quite familiar with this movie. Among all the zombie-themed movies, Master Qianhe and his apprentice are the most reliable.

It's just that this guy is unlucky. Although his Taoism is profound and his team is reliable, he can't resist him and only plays the King Game.

Look at the royal zombie in front of you, Thunderbolt Bafu: making it immune to most spells.The environment is blessed: the old forest is filled with gloomy air late at night.When you come out, there will be a bunch of blood food to replenish your physical strength at any time.

On the other hand, Taoist Master Qianhe, no one in the world was on his side, so he just dragging on Dandan's sadness and relied on his excellent business ability to break through the defense of this royal zombie and get a [-]-[-] victory.Seeing that Taoist priest Qianhe's arm was tightly clasped by a zombie, Taoist priest Qianhe was about to have a passionate kiss and hug with him. Taoist priest Qianhe might not be embarrassed. After all, in the wilderness, men are not suitable for each other. Here comes a A horse, holding the zombie's chin firmly with its feet.

The zombie looks like Brother Pig, like an anxious high school student, shouting: Come on!Baby, I'll be gentle.

Taoist priest Qianhe blushed shyly and refused, shouting: I hate it!Damn you, go away.

He Xiu felt disgusted by the two people, so he quickly took out another pistol from his back, took out the cinnabar silver bullet he treasured, and began to cast a curse. This bullet was still enshrined in front of the ancestor for a long time, and it would give him all the blessings he could think of. .

This bullet is a magic weapon treasured by He Xiu. Based on the principle that all fear comes from lack of firepower, he always keeps two guns on his body, one to fight thieves and the other to fight monsters. Only by advancing with the times can he not be eliminated: "Exorcism Get rid of the filth, cleanse the world! Kill the demons, protect the peace of the world, kill!!"

boom!
The fired cinnabar silver bullet spurted flames in He Xiu's hand and went straight to the zombie's throat.

Pfft!

The royal zombie seemed to have been severely injured, with thick corpse poison coming out of its throat. Taoist priest Qianhe took a look and saw that the opportunity had come!

He quickly used all his strength and kicked the zombie away with Kuixing kick. It didn't matter whether the person who suddenly shot in the deep mountains and forests was an enemy or a friend. The most important thing now was to pull out the poison from his arm.

He hurriedly stepped back, took out the old glutinous rice and applied it on the wound. Dating outdoors was risky, so be careful not to bring any wound medicine.

The four in the southeast, northwest and northwest are also unambiguous. Although the corpse locks in their hands have been washed away by the rain and have lost most of their power, it is still no problem to temporarily trap the royal zombies.

But zombies are born with immense strength. Compared with their strength, they can overturn a truck with their bare hands.

Fortunately, he was as simple-minded as a wild beast, and it took him a while to stop staring at Taoist Master Qianhe.

Roaring a bundle of ropes, he was about to pull the four people from the southeast and northwest over to have an intimate relationship.

Bang bang bang!

Four consecutive gunshots were fired, and He Xiu launched suppressive fire at the zombie's head.

The zombie is in pain, and although its defense is broken, the damage to it is just like the damage caused by hot oil falling on human skin.

Although the pain makes my feet jump, it doesn't hurt my roots.

He roared and fled the scene. Fortunately, Southeast and Northwest let go in time, so he was not dragged into the secret forest.

He Xiu jumped out of the bushes and quickly stopped the four people from the southeast and northwest who were struggling to get up and were about to catch up.

"Four junior brothers, if you are desperate, don't pursue them. There is no light over there, so you can easily be attacked by sneak attacks. I will just wait and chase you along the trail in the early morning tomorrow. Now I'd better send your junior uncle to the nearby Four Eyes Senior Uncle for treatment." It’s important.”

"Okay!" The four of them were also true men. Without hesitation, they quickly dragged the injured body, lifted up the livid-faced Taoist Qianhe and walked back.

Now is not the time to be polite, life is urgent.

While Taoist Master Qianhe was swallowing the old glutinous rice, his eyes were observing He Xiu. If this handsome nephew hadn't taken action in time tonight, there would be no luck or misfortune, and the only solution would be death.

(End of this chapter)

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