On the other side of the door is the courtyard

Chapter 41
Yang Yi's two novels have finally been completed.

I took the novel with me and went to my uncle's house.

The uncle took two novels and read them briefly.

"Xiaoyi, just have dinner at uncle's place and then go back. I have to read these two novels carefully."

"Okay, then I'll do my homework here with you for a while."

after dinner.

"Xiaoyi, I have roughly read these two novels. They are very good! In addition, there is a song at the back of each of your novels. Can you sing it for me to listen to?"

"Okay, uncle."

"Underground war hey tunnel war
There are millions of magic soldiers lying in wait.

……. "

As for the other interlude in "Tunnel War", Yang Yi did not copy it.Well, the timing is not right yet.

then,

"The militiamen are all heroes
Don't be afraid of hardship Don't be afraid of difficulties
……. "

For the novel "Landmine Warfare", Yang Yi chose the song "Militiamen Are All Heroes".There's no reason, it's just that when I was watching the movie when I was a kid, I thought this song was much better than the theme song.

"Good! What two powerful songs!"

The uncle applauded after hearing this.

"Xiao Yi, please don't submit this book and this song to the People's Literature Publishing House. Our army also has its own publishing house and leave it to my uncle. My uncle will submit it to the People's Liberation Army Publishing House for you.

This time we have to show those old guys a good show. Our old Yang family has a great scholar! "

It would be great if Uncle Bo is willing to come forward.

"Uncle, just take this manuscript. The publication of the book and the song depends on you."

"This is because you are trying to save face for your uncle!"

"Uncle, I'm going back first!"

"Okay, be careful on the road."

I left my uncle's house and returned to the courtyard.

When I arrived at the door of the room, I saw Xu Damao and his father waiting at the door of their home.

"Xiaoyi, you came back so late today!"

"Ah, yes. I went to my uncle's house for dinner. Do you two want to see me for anything?"

"I have something I want to ask Xiaoyi for help with."

"Okay, come in and talk."

After the Xu family father and son sat down, Yang Yi went to wash two teacups and made a cup of tea for them. Instead of using the good tea brought by later generations, he used the high broken tea that is commonly drunk by ordinary people in the market today.

"Oh, you're so awesome! Xiaoyi, you're so generous." Xu Damao was a little flattered.

Still careless.Yang Yi was used to drinking tea, so she thought that high broken tea was already the worst kind of tea, but she forgot that ordinary people could not easily drink high broken tea.

"As long as you think it tastes good. Well, Brother Damao, where are you guys coming over?"

Father Xu spoke first.

"Xiao Yi, where's your Damao brother? He's turned 16 this year. He's been following me for the past two years, so he should be ready to start showing off movies.

I just want your Damao brother to take over my position in the steel rolling mill.With a serious job, it will be easier for you, Damao, to find a wife in the future.

Xiaoyi, can your family help us say hello to the steel rolling mill? "

"Uncle Xu, as far as I know, the steel rolling mill can only need one projectionist at most!"

"This uncle knows. So he is going to be transferred to a cinema in another district to work as a projectionist."

"Then since you've been transferred, won't it be a problem for Brother Damao to take over? What else do you need from my family?"

"Ah? I transferred Damao, can he take over? Is there such a rule now?"

Yang Yi suddenly reacted.I was misled by those unscrupulous fan fiction.

The succession system only stipulates three situations: death in the line of duty, disability in the line of duty, complete loss of working ability, and retirement.The Xu family really can't take over.

"Oh, I'm sorry, maybe my memory was wrong. Uncle Xu, has Brother Damao passed the exam for the projectionist certificate?"

"I have already passed the exam." Xu Damao interjected next to him.

With the certificate in hand, Xu's father decided to give up his seat, so this task was actually a trivial matter for Yang Yi.However, there is no such rule for asking for help in vain.

Father Xu is a sensible person.Seeing Yang Yi thinking, he immediately took out an envelope from his pocket and stuffed it into Yang Yi's hand.

"Xiaoyi, help you, Brother Damao. You take this first, and our family will pay for other expenses that need to be taken care of."

This is the attitude of asking for help.Yang Yi didn't refuse anymore. "Okay, after I contact you, Uncle Xu, please bring Brother Damao to meet with the leaders of the steel rolling mill. Remember to bring Brother Damao's certificate with you."

"Hey, okay. Xiaoyi. I'll leave it to you." Xu's father thanked him.

"Xiao Yi, I drank a little too much tea. Can I borrow your toilet?" Damao probably didn't drink tea so well at home, and now he wants to go to the toilet after drinking too much.

Yang Yi doesn't have any mysophobia that makes other people feel awkward when using their own toilet.

"Go on, why are you saying hello?"

About 1 minutes.

"Ouch, it hurts me so much." Xu Damao's voice came from the toilet.

Yang Yi thought he had hit somewhere.Go immediately to the toilet door.

"Brother Damao, what's wrong?"

"Ouch, it hurts so much." Xu Damao said while covering his crotch.

Father Xu was also nervous.

"Da Mao, what's wrong with you?"

"Dad, it hurts so much."

After all, it happened in his own home, and Yang Yi couldn't ignore it.

"Brother Damao, why don't you take off your pants and let us take a look. Is there inflammation there?"

Although he was embarrassed, Xu Damao, who was in severe pain, still took off his pants.

Yang Yi understood it at a glance.

This guy's foreskin is obviously too long, and he has phimosis!

In the city of present time and space.After a boy reaches the age of 16, the school will arrange a special examination of the lower body and give advice on whether to have surgery.Otherwise, there will be more and more dirt inside, eventually causing urinary tract infection, which will then cause a series of problems such as repeated infections and infertility in the future.

It was obvious that Xu Damao had a urinary tract infection.

In fact, in this era, too many men do not pay attention to hygiene.Married people don't necessarily clean the place well, let alone a 16-year-old boy like Xu Damao.

This guy has phimosis again.Finally I know why Xu Damao will not be able to have children in the future.Recurrent infections in the lower body caused the tube to be broken.

Just as he was thinking about it, Xu Damao felt that he was no longer in as much pain as before.This disease is like this, it hurts for a while and then gets better.

"Xiaoyi, I'm fine. The pain just now was so unbearable."

Xu's father didn't have this knowledge either, so he was relieved to see that Xu Damao was fine.

Yang Yi was thinking about whether to tell them about this.

In fact, when Yang Yi watched TV series before, she couldn't dislike Xu Damao.I just think that Xu Damao is, at most, a bit mean and cunning.

As for reporting or something.Yang Yi said, "You all slapped me in front of me. If it were me, I would have to report you!"As for hooking up with women, haha, that won't bother you.

Forget it, tell him.

"Uncle Xu, Brother Damao. Don't go back in a hurry. I want to tell you something."

The three people sat down again.

"Brother Damao, has your place ever been so painful before?"

"Yes, but it was very painful today, so I couldn't help but scream out just now. But it's better now."

"Brother Damao, you must be in pain, it's actually a disease."

Yang Yi then educated both father and son on phimosis, urinary tract infection and its consequences.

The Xu family's father and son's faces almost turned green when they heard this.

"Xiaoyi, your Damao brother is the only boy in our family. The old Xu family cannot have any offspring!"

"Xiaoyi, please save your brother Damao!"

The two father and son begged Yang Yi together.

"As for this, I'm not a doctor. But if this disease is in its early stage, it can be solved by just going to the hospital for a minor surgery.

I suggest Brother Damao that you go to the urology department of Union Hospital for a check-up as soon as possible and do whatever the doctor says.Don't be afraid of being embarrassed. Even if the doctor wants to pinch you to confirm your condition, you have to do it.

Also remember, don’t go to a Chinese medicine doctor for this disease, let alone believe in any secret recipe. "

The Xu family and his son thanked him repeatedly.

Brother Damao, you have to be careful when you go to the countryside to play movies and hook up with the little widow!
　I don’t mean to look down on Chinese medicine at all!

　　It’s just this disease that only Western medicine can cure once and for all.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)