Chapter 78
[It makes me feel sick to death. If you can’t do it, just pull him down. It’s too obvious. 】

[No, you have to let these high-flying celebrities truly experience life. Well, you really feel like you have descended from the heaven. 】

[I won’t speak, I will just watch your performance quietly...]

"Director, should we cut off everything? This is too much..." The staff member couldn't stand it any longer and whispered to Director Zhang.

"The audience loves to watch this." Director Zhang deadpanned.He was already angry about Liu Yunshan's behavior of suppressing him and forcibly adding drama, so now that he had the opportunity to let her "perform well", he could only dream of it.

Liu Yunshan is showing the national audience what it means to "not touch the spring water with ten fingers", while Jiang Ranran is showing off what "the tiger's butt cannot be touched" means.

"You can't take this!"

A boy who was a head taller than him obviously took a fancy to the spear in his hand.At first, I tentatively rubbed it a few times, and found that it could actually twitch, so I became interested and insisted on pulling it out of Ran Ran's hand.

How can I bear this?Take it away from him?Jiang Ranran persisted for a few moments, hoping that someone would come and stop the boy in time, but found that the management staff of the scenic spot were not busy at all.He tried hard to hold the spear, but the difference in strength between him and his opponent was too great, so he still had the upper hand.

You are not allowed to speak or move, you are just allowed to be bullied!

Jiang Ranran simply roared, frightening the boy to take a few steps back.Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from all around. It turned out that this was a real person!Everyone suddenly became interested in him and completely forgot about the boy's uncivilized behavior.

"Yeah, it's a child!" An uncle took out his mobile phone and took pictures of Jiang Ranran. Seeing his angry pouting, he became more and more interested.

An aunt directly started to squeeze. Not only pinching her arms and pinching her face, she also started rubbing her belly and pinching her butt.

"It's soft and fleshy, it's a real person!"

Jiang Ranran was so angry that she shook her hands, as if shaking off all the mud on her body, trying to get rid of the harassment of these people.

"You can take pictures, but you're not allowed to do anything!" He was already on the verge of irritability.

"Please visit in a civilized manner and consciously abide by civilized behavioral norms."

Finally someone came to take care of it, and Jiang Ranran breathed a sigh of relief.

Before repositioning himself, he glanced at Xiang Nuan on the other side of the road and saw that her situation was not much better than his.After a young lady took a photo with her, she really felt that the image of this female official was too handsome, and she even wanted to reach out and touch her face.Unexpectedly, she suddenly opened her mouth and almost bit the girl's finger, making her scream again and again.

Jiang Ranran was immediately dejected, why didn't these people even let the statue go?

"How many photos did those people take just now?" He was still focused on his own performance.

"Not a single one." The staff member shook his head sympathetically.

What? !Jiang Ranran came over with a spear.

"Only taking photos with you counts. They were just taking pictures of you." The staff instinctively backed away and quickly explained.

what--

"Also, Ran Ran, you can't keep moving. Don't forget that you are a sculpture."

ahhh-

[Although I sympathize with you, forgive me for still smiling unkindly. 】

[The grumpy little general is online. To activate, you only need to pinch your face three times. 】

[Although I know that pinching and touching is uncivilized behavior, but Jiang Ranran, who can resist it? ! 】

[Xiang Nuan actually bites someone. This operation is inexplicably refreshing. 】

[I understand, this is performance art. The program team wants to tell us that even though it is a statue, we must not be disrespectful and uncivilized, and we must abide by moral standards. 】

[There is a lot of understanding upstairs. 】snort!Jiang Ranran slammed the spear on the ground, assuming the posture of Buddha coming to kill Buddha and devil coming to kill devil.

Seeing his sullen expression, the later tourists thought it was unlucky and unlucky, so the people taking the photo gradually moved to the more powerful and handsome young general on the side.

20 is just a matter of minutes... My heroic words are still ringing in my ears, but now the slap in the face is so violent.Jiang Ranran pursed her lips in grievance.

After a while, a man in the middle approached with his toddler.Although the little guy has just learned to walk, he can't wait to measure the world with his steps.He was swaying excitedly, but the old father was tortured so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"Hey, there is a little brother here. Let's take a rest here for a while and see who this little brother is, okay?"

Although the man is stocky, his words are gentle and tight.

There is a way, target customers come to your door!

Jiang Ranran remained motionless, focusing on exuding charm from the inside out.

The little guy was obviously full of curiosity about this statue that he could reach with his hands. He kept scratching here and there with his little hands, and shouted indistinctly: "Brother, brother--"

He took Jiang Ranran's hand and shook it, his little eyes widening.Fortunately, he couldn't speak clearly, otherwise he would have shouted - soft, it is alive!
"Dad, can you take a picture of the baby?"

He held his son and gestured in front of Jiang Ranran for a long time, but Jiang Ranran was too small and short, so he was always blocked by him.

"Come on, hold this little brother and I'll take a picture of you."

The man carefully placed the baby next to Jiang Ranran. Seeing that the little guy was holding Jiang Ranran's arm tightly, he took a step back to take pictures.

Another task was about to be completed, and Jiang Ranran felt secretly happy.

But this little guy was too dishonest. He supported Jiang Ranran with one hand and went to pick Jiang Ranran's nostrils with the other hand, not forgetting to stand on tiptoe when he couldn't reach it.

Have you finished filming?Hurry up and die!

Jiang Ranran complained secretly.His nostrils were itchy at first, and then there was a sharp pain. The child actually stuck his entire index finger into it.

what--

Jiang Ranran growled and reached out to cover her nostrils.The child was unprepared and was frightened so much that his soul came out of his body. He took a step back and fell to the ground like a pig.

As you can imagine, the cry was enough to be described as thunder.

The "gentle" old father came over in one stride, and before he picked up his son, he pushed Jiang Ranran away.

"You're a living person who doesn't know how to take a breath. How dare you scare children? I'm going to sue you for deliberately scaring tourists in this unlucky scenic spot!"

Jiang Ranran fell onto her back, and her head hit the stone floor with a thud. Fortunately, she was wearing a helmet, otherwise she would have been hit hard.

Seeing that his father was furious, the little boy cried loudly.The man became even more angry, and grabbed Jiang Ranran's collar with a big hand: "Little bastard, let's go and find your manager!"

Not only did he yell at Jiang Ranran angrily, but he also shouted at the tourists: "Is there anyone in charge? If not, I'll beat him up!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a flash of white light. He didn't even see the person or his movements clearly, and the severe pain in his wrist spread throughout his body like fire.

At some point, he had let go of Jiang Ranran, and when he looked again, he saw a woman in white gown holding Jiang Ranran in her arms.

"Are you in charge?! You damn well know that this little brat just..."

Bang, a crisp slap on his face, bringing an end to what he had not finished.

He was confused, the camera was confused, the tourists at the scene were confused, and the audience in the live broadcast room was also shocked by this scene.

(End of this chapter)

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