Contract mother is a popular porn star

A good start, Xiaojun secretly sighed in relief.The plan was urgent, and it was so professional that it was like a mountain that he couldn't get around, which made him secretly sweat, for fear that the audience would think it was a popular science film and not buy it.

Director Zhang's skills are really impressive. In terms of experience and reactions, it is worth learning from him as a junior.As he watched Director Zhang being "ridiculed" by the crowd, he felt a mixture of emotion and admiration surge through his heart.

Take it in, take it in.

His left eye stared at Xiang Nuan's dissociated state, his right eye followed Liu Yunshan's listless appearance, and the little drumstick in his heart began to beat crazily again.Somehow, the drooping look of these two great gods is more worrying than the tense situation.

"Our program is 'This is My Mom,' not 'This is My Baby.' So as always, what we want to show is the mother's wisdom and ability, when faced with things that the child is not interested in or is too enthusiastic about. , how to guide them to be brave enough to try new things and establish correct values ​​is also a great skill.”

The camera was not facing Director Zhang when he said this, but from the increasingly surprised expressions on everyone's faces, it can be seen that he went very long in this section.

"Science is the best touchstone. It can be boring or interesting, and it is also the basis of our robot theme. In front of each group of families, there is a set of circuit experimental equipment. It is our mission to explain the principles, practice hands-on, and achieve successful experiments. The first link. Of course, as a commentator, you cannot participate in the experiment."

If the program team hadn't printed "This is not a still picture" on the screen, everyone would have thought that the network was offline.

[I went and immediately felt the pressure of tutoring homework. 】

[I suddenly remembered the nightmare of the physics exam in the third grade of junior high school. I was afraid that I was trapped in a dream and couldn’t get out, right? ! 】

[Looking at the expressions of several mothers, no!Hahaha】

[Strength is a bummer, the director probably didn’t expect that a circuit question would become the show’s end! 】

Sure enough, netizens’ eyes were sharp.The guests all pressed the pause button because a question hit their brains at the same time - circuits?Why don't you just call me? !
The staff were also confused by the sudden silence. Could it be that the crossover from variety show to science is too much?Except for Duan Chenming and Mi Yang, the other mothers probably didn't even understand the questions.When everyone was thinking about how to save the situation, they saw a sudden rush for people on the field. Duan Chenming, Mi Yang and Ran Ran were instantly surrounded by everyone, and they became the hot spots that they were competing for.

"Duan Gong won't participate! There's no point in trying to grab him!"

"Ran Ran and I are one family!"

"I don't understand circuits either!"

"Return my father!"

Jing was also moving crazily, and the director team did not expect such a chaotic situation.But the effect was there, and the audience laughed like crazy.

"In the end, it's just me and Cheng Cheng, Yunshan and Hani. Our two families are the most vulnerable. Take a good look at our family. There are men in the other three families, and there is also someone who knows something about electricity, water, and so on. Take a look. Look at our mothers..."

Xu Naru spread her hands aggrievedly, and everyone realized that she was absolutely right.But just when everyone wanted to express "sympathy", they saw her purse her lips and mutter: "Just give us the work."

cut!
Needless to say, there were a lot of boos.

"It's because we didn't think carefully. So, we discussed it and temporarily changed the rules. Parents and children were divided into two groups. Duan Gong first trained the parents, and Ranran trained the children for 10 minutes. Then we carried out the training as a family unit. Experiment. Duan Gong still won’t participate in any company’s activities.”

Okay, it’s not a competition anyway. Although everyone still has various questions, they have already consciously divided into two groups: adults and children.

[I have already taken out my notebook]

[Suddenly I feel that it is not the children who have to worry but these careless adults...]

[Ran Ran can already be a little teacher, I’m really looking forward to his performance]

[I was dizzy. In the end, all the children understood but the adults did not]

[Isn’t the plot going to be reversed? "My mother" became "my student mother"...]

The real experiment hasn't even started yet, and everyone is already sweating for the parents.

"The principle of a circuit is very simple. The difficult part is how to explain it to children in an interesting and vivid way using their own language. You all have more or less times when you tell your children knowledge, stories, and reasoning. You can recall that moment. , the more professional it is, the more counterproductive it is?" Duan Chenming's opening was interesting, but everyone's reactions were somewhat clear and stupid.

"Is this how you and Lao Duan usually communicate at home?" Xiang Nuan really couldn't hear a word he said.She was already invulnerable to mathematics, physics, and chemistry, and the original owner was also an insulator in science and engineering. Now, it was lucky that she didn't doze off on the spot.In order to prevent his head from drooping, he had no choice but to whisper to Chen Jiayu.

"Is it possible that you and Lao Jiang are talking about art and filming at home?" Chen Jiayu curled her lips.

It is true that Xiang Nuan did not popularize art history to Jiang Yunhui and his son.When she thought of Jiang Yunhui scratching her head and ears with a paintbrush, she almost burst into laughter.

"You can tell from the first glance that you don't understand either." Xu Naru also came over and muttered softly.

"Your word 'also' is very expressive." Xiang Nuan responded with a smile.

"Look at how carefully Hani's mother listens. Why don't you two quickly take notes if you don't understand?!"

The three of them looked at Liu Yunshan and saw that she was listening and taking notes at the same time. She also consulted and discussed with Mi Yang from time to time. Her attitude towards learning was very correct.

[Is it like the difference between good students and bad students in our classroom? 】

[The bad students have more fun, and the duo of top students suddenly dreamed of returning to school! 】

[Shouldn’t Chen Jiayu be willing to act stupid for these two idiots? 】

[I just waited quietly to see how they taught their children. 】

Speaking of children, Ran Ran's picture is completely different.

Several children surrounded the city and lay on the ground, concentrating on watching Ranran operate the circuit, watching several small light bulbs light up all the way, and everyone couldn't help but applaud and cheer.

"Electric current is like water. When the path is clear, it will naturally flow through it. When it flows through, the light bulb will light up."

Ran Ran seemed to be saying something that was perfectly justified and obvious.It's natural for children to say "oh". Whatever the reason, everything is in "oh".

"Ran Ran, is this the water pipe switch? If it is turned off, the flow will not flow through, but if it is turned on, it will flow through?"

"Correct!"

"The door has a direction, and you can't open it even if you push it randomly."

"That's right!"

"It's like dressing my doll. If it's inside out, it won't fit."

"Uh... almost, that's what it means."

[I can’t stop laughing. The children are completely crushed here. 】

[Don’t say anything, Ran Ran didn’t say anything and I understood it. 】

[Needless to say, parents have nothing else to offer except knowing a few proper nouns]

[I feel like my IQ has been crushed...]

The adults frowned, but the children laughed and laughed. They were still learning how the positive and negative electrodes worked over there, but they were already modifying the circuit here.This huge contrast made netizens laugh and cry while watching, and they all began to reflect on their self-righteous education methods.

Oh my god, Director Zhang slapped his forehead, but he didn’t expect there to be additional effects? !