After escaping from famine, the Crown Princess of Disaster emptied out her rival’s warehouse

Chapter 134 Is Du Dalang stupid?Can't you tell that the master is pretending so poorly?Forget it, stupid as hell

"Despite her ordinary background, Miss Du is really a rare talent. If you can really marry her, you will be lucky and blessed by the ancestors of the Ye family.

Not to mention anything else, just the advent of the machine crossbow has already pushed the Ye family to a higher level.Joong Won!It is not easy to meet someone you like, and it is even more difficult to meet a woman with outstanding talents and intelligence. You must seize the opportunity. "

His father's support allowed Ye Tingxiao to throw away all the pressure. He will definitely pursue Wanwan in the future, and one day he will be so sincere that the gold and stone will open up and the brothers will become husband and wife.

"It's okay to eat it once in a while, but you'll get tired of it if you eat it all the time."

After eating a piece of hibiscus cake, Du Wanwan grabbed a handful of melon seeds and ate them. This was her favorite thing, and Ye Tingxiao spent a lot of effort to please her.

After reluctantly swallowing a piece of pastry, Ye Tingxiao poured a glass of water for Du Wanwan and placed it in front of her. He also poured a glass for himself, took a sip and put it down.

"Like to eat melon seeds? Let me peel them for you."

"No." Du Wanwan quickly waved her hand, "The enjoyment of eating melon seeds is the process of eating them. You have to peel them into kernels, so why eat melon seeds? It's better to just buy the kernels and eat them."

Enjoy the process of eating?Ye Tingxiao didn't quite understand what he heard. He wanted to gain a sense of presence, but why was it so difficult to gain a good impression?If his brother doesn't give him face, when will he be able to follow his husband and his wife?
However, watching Du Wanwan eat melon seeds seemed to be a kind of enjoyment. She did not try to keep her appearance as elegant as a noble lady from aristocratic families. She wanted to use a ruler to measure every movement to see if it was in "property".

She picked up the melon seeds and threw them into her mouth. She bit them with her teeth and made a "pop" sound. She rolled the kernels of the melon seeds with her little tongue, and the skin of the melon seeds was spit out immediately.

Ye Tingxiao was stunned as he watched the movements so smoothly. He had never known anyone to eat melon seeds so smoothly. That little mouth was a magic tool for peeling melon seeds.

When she was happy with the meal, Du Wanwan threw the melon seeds into the air. When they fell, she caught them with her mouth. With another "pop" sound, she rolled her tongue and spit out the skin of the melon seeds.

Then he threw another one, caught it, bit it open, and spit out the skin.

Ye Tingxiao saw that her action of eating melon seeds was really special. He also took a few seeds, followed her example and threw them into the air, opening his mouth to catch them.

Instead, the melon seeds landed on the bridge of her nose, causing Du Wanwan to burst into laughter.

"Sao Nian! This trick can't be mastered just by looking at it. You have to learn it."

Ye Tingxiao took the melon seeds from the bridge of his nose, refused to admit defeat, threw them again, opened his mouth, but missed again and fell on his left shoulder.

Du Wanwan still laughed: "Hahaha! Ye Tingxiao! You seem to be very smart, but why is your sense of direction so bad? Come again! I thought I learned it once and learned it once, but you couldn't do it twice. Do you really think this thing is difficult? "

"Isn't it difficult?" Ye Tingxiao deliberately expressed frustration, "I think it's difficult. I can't learn it. Please teach me!"

"Watch!" Du Wanwan threw a melon seed and didn't open her mouth to catch it. Her mouth was used for talking. "Don't rush to catch it. You have to judge where the point of its fall is. You can catch it after you judge." Received.”

Ye Yi, who was outside the carriage, secretly opened the gap in the curtain, took a look inside the carriage, and whispered to Ye Er beside him.

"In order to catch up to Du Dalang, my master even sacrificed his face. He can catch hidden weapons and other things even if they come in the dark. How can he catch a small melon seed?"

Ye Er glared at him: "What do you know? This is called fun. The more stupid the master behaves, the more Miss Du is willing to get close to him. Didn't you hear what was being taught? I guess! The master has learned it a hundred times. You can’t even learn.”

"That's not possible." Ye Yi felt that Ye Er's estimate was a bit exaggerated, "Master is not a brainless person. It would be too fake to be unable to catch a hundred hits. Then Du Dalang should dislike him. At least he can catch within thirty hits. Come on, you have tried your best." Ye Er tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling that Ye Yi was finally smart, and gave him a thumbs up: "You are right, one hundred times is a bit too much, thirty or fifty times. enough."

Ye Tingxiao in the carriage had already heard the words of the two men outside. He was holding a melon seed and thinking about how many times he would make mistakes to catch it properly.

He caught it from the beginning, how could he let Wanwan talk to him?How about making a hundred mistakes and acting stupider? Will Wanwan feel more sorry for him?
Thinking of this, he threw the melon seeds up, but when he opened his mouth, he didn't catch them, and they fell on his right eye. He was deliberately startled and turned his head to avoid it.

He didn't even care about the melon seeds falling in the carriage, and jumped directly onto the couch next to Du Wanwan.

Before Du Wanwan, who was eating melon seeds seriously, could realize what was happening, there was a man beside her. She tilted her head and looked at him: "What are you doing?"

"I can't learn. I hit my eye with a melon seed." Ye Tingxiao rubbed his right eye, "I feel a little uncomfortable. Maybe something fell in. Please take a look."

Putting down the melon seeds in her hand, Du Wanwan took a sip of water to dilute the taste of the melon seeds in her mouth, then turned to take Ye Tingxiao's hand.

"Don't move, let me take a look." His eyes were a little red, and he was shedding tears. "Let me blow it for you! It's possible that the dust from the melon seed skin got in."

"Well!"

Ye Tingxiao sat obediently, smelling Du Wanwan's unique faint jasmine fragrance between her nostrils, which felt particularly refreshing.

It smells good and he likes it very much.

The white and tender little hands pulled his upper and lower eyelids, and the red sandalwood mouth gently blew a stream of wind into the eyeballs.Inadvertently it penetrated his chest and blew into his heart.

It wrinkled the lake in my heart and set off waves.

He closed his eyes and felt it carefully. Suddenly he felt his heart surge and his heart felt soft.The throbbing that I had never felt before was like a galloping horse, whizzing away and spreading to every corner of my body.

"How's it going? Is it feeling better?" Du Wanwan saw Ye Tingxiao's eyes closed, with tears falling from the corners of his eyes, and thought his eyes were still uncomfortable, "Please bear with it a little longer, and I'll blow it again."

He raised his eyelids, aimed at his eyeballs, and blew "huhuhuhu" three times. Looking outside, Yoruichi covered his mouth and laughed.

"Is Du Dalang stupid? Master pretends to be so clumsy and can't even see it? Forget about being stupid."

"Pah!" Ye Er gave him a blow, "No matter how big or small, Miss Du, can you evaluate me? Don't peek, it will be very uncomfortable for you if the master knows about it."

Touching the place where he was beaten, Ye Xiao whispered in a low voice: "It won't hurt if I take a look. The master likes to pretend to be crazy, so why can't people show it to others? Du Dalang is a very smart person. It's not right to be deceived by the master. "

Ye Er glanced at him: "Shouldn't it all be the master's business? What are you worrying about? Drive well and don't make trouble. If you ruin the master's important affairs, be careful that he turns his back on you."

Yoruichi didn't dare to say anything anymore. His master had been very rough in the secret guard camp these past two days. He was not merciless in training people. He was frightened when he trained to death.

If he really gets angry, maybe his master will train him to death.

(End of this chapter)