Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.

Chapter 262 262. What if Hollywood came to film?

Forehead.

Upon hearing this, the host shook his head: "No."

This is not surprising, after all, it was taken by Yingjiang people.

"There is no need to think about this white male protagonist. There are only two possibilities. Most likely, he is a skilled worker, or a veteran, or a SEAL, or a member of the Delta Force. He has solid strength, and his rank is at least a captain. What is the reason for retiring? ."

"He must have encountered an accident during an emergency operation. In the end, due to his error in judgment, the entire team members were killed. He was the only one who survived. Then he was forced to retire due to stress and guilt issues."

"Well, he also had some post-traumatic stress disorder. After returning home, his wife divorced him because of this, and he became decadent. He found a remote place in the countryside to hide his name and do manual labor, such as a car repairman or a well driller."

Listening to Chen Li's words, everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Everyone's eyes widened in surprise.

"I'll go, this tastes so good."

"It's so right, it's really like that."

"It's so funny, why do I already have a picture in my mind?"

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Chen Li said with a smile: "Then, if the story wants to advance the plot, the male protagonist must come out. So when he took the baby to the amusement park, the agents came and asked the male protagonist to come back to do the mission and save the earth, but in his heart The frustrated male protagonist will definitely not agree."

"Then the officials came in person to ask for their value. For example, have you forgotten what John said to you? This John must be the male protagonist's former comrade-in-arms. Then there was a beautiful memory of the two of them when they were in the army. The male protagonist hesitated. ."

"Looking at his happy daughter in the amusement park, he firmly agreed."

The host gasped, covering his forehead and doubting life: "Wait a minute, all this looks so familiar. I can't tell which movie it is, but it seems like I have seen it all!"

Chen Li teased: "It's not over yet. Then there is a transition. The male protagonist arrives at the government base and meets his team of soldiers. Who do you think the first team member will be?"

The corner of the host's mouth twitched, recalling what he had seen in the past, and hesitantly asked: "Black people?"

"Haha, yes, you have to be a funny person, and then you and the male protagonist will have all kinds of gags. The second one is Asian. He is a technical geek. He doesn't talk much. He is always in front of the computer and controls the keyboard. He is a computer genius. After that, he is the Holy Mother. The blond beauty Bai Zuo is mainly responsible for exporting the values ​​​​of Eagle Sauce."

"Finally, add a loyal, honest and kind person, preferably a few scenes where he takes out photos to show off his wife and children. Well... let's arrange a Latina, and we'll have the main cast."

Netizens: "."

"Oh my God, this feels so damn familiar! It's so real!"

"Is this all a template?"

“The taste is pure and classic!”

"My stomach hurts from laughing so much, hahaha, Chen Li really understands!!"

"This logging scene is really comprehensive and full of stereotypes."

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Chen Li also became interested in talking. He stood up and paced back and forth in the video hall, touched his chin and said: "Since it is a story, there must be some crisis. According to Yingjiang's thoughts, the first choice is Xiong Guoren, for example Xiong Guo accidentally helped during the mission, causing the engine to break down and causing a gravity crisis on Jupiter." ˆ ˆ ˆ "Then there was an emergency meeting of the coalition government. Of course, except for President Yingjiang, everyone else just applauded. Of course, no matter whether it was Politicians and scientists will definitely be forcibly reduced to intelligence, and they will not be as intelligent as the male protagonist."

"Looking at the Earth Pill, although the male protagonist knows nothing about physics or astronomy, he can come up with a brilliant plan to detonate Jupiter. Of course, the coalition government will be shocked and there will be a quarrel. It is best to insert the scene of the bear country causing destruction. , but he must have been influenced by the male protagonist.”

"Then when the mission started, the role of the team members came out. The black man was afraid of death, and finally sacrificed his life to save the male protagonist. Then the Virgin Mary discovered her love for the male protagonist and reluctantly said goodbye to him. As for the Latin Asians must have been sacrificed as cannon fodder before, and Asians continue to type on the keyboard in the background.”

"Then the male protagonist discovers that the coalition government is planning to abandon humanity and the earth, and use the spacecraft as fire to take away the spaceship. Then the male protagonist does not know why, but he can call the president to question him. Finally, he learns that the president does not know about it and is behind the scenes. His staff bypassed him to make the decision!"

"Then the climax came. Except for the male protagonist, everyone was tricked into the escape capsule. The male protagonist took the spacecraft to crash into Jupiter alone. Of course, he also had to have a final call with his daughter before detonating it, and then the plan was successful. The earth's crisis has been resolved, and as for the rescue teams from other countries, it is impossible to have footage."

"The rest of the people on the escape cabin were shrouded in sadness. Suddenly, the communication equipment rang, and the male protagonist's voice came. Well, it must have been another joke that was not funny. Everyone was crying with joy."

"The male protagonist accepted the presidential authorization badge, and a year later the male and female protagonists gave birth to a baby, and they were together happily, and the whole play ended."

Everyone at the scene was stunned.

How many Hollywood movies do you have to watch to figure this out? ?

"One word, absolutely!"

"As for these plots, although I am not familiar with the scenes, I always feel that these plots are too familiar! A classic within a classic!!"

"Damn it, I have a picture in my mind. This is definitely the essence of Hollywood movies. Such a tacky routine."

"I can only give 9.5 points to this adaptation. Why? Because the male protagonist did not kiss the female protagonist passionately before setting off on the mission. This is a bit unrigorous (dog head)."

"It's so right. Everyone is at a loss. Scientists, think tanks, and computers are all useless. But the male protagonist is able to come up with a solution with just a click of his head, but everyone is against it. Then the male protagonist gets rid of a bunch of pig teammates. I tried my best to be reckless and succeeded in a thrilling way, hahaha."

"Model show, 666"

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Everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter and were greatly shocked.

This is really something that Hollywood can film.

Complete personal heroism, everyone else is a foil, Eagle Sauce once again saves the world, this is not just in the script, but the subtle influence of ideology.

Netizens find it a bit absurd.

"So, it doesn't matter if I say Hollywood, it's just these routines that are used." Chen Li said with a smile.

"The final score on the rating website must be above 9. There must be a comment below: Yingjiang is all looking up at the stars and the future. We will only film the past and remain stubborn. Xia Guo will not be able to make such a movie in another hundred years. "

Hearing this, the entire live broadcast room was filled with laughter and laughter.

Perfect irony!

Directly the most extreme mockery of those little black guys on the Internet.

This interview column not only smashed those rumors to pieces, but also made the movie reviews made by the scumbags extremely ridiculous.

(End of this chapter)