Chapter 9 Meet the old monk again

Fayan Temple.

Today, after Lanlan left the Buddha, he sneakily followed a man wearing monk boots and saw him sneaking into a door like a thief.

The door was ajar, as if it was hiding a big secret in broad daylight.

Lanlan hid in the corner and observed secretly. After a stick of incense, the ajar door opened wide, and the old monk was thrown out like trash. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but he only covered his hat.

Roland jumped out and looked at the person on the ground. His face was swollen like a pig's head. I'm afraid even the old monk didn't recognize his biological son. There was also a piece of... sock stuffed in his mouth. No wonder he couldn't hear the cry. It turned out that he was blocked and beaten. , I can’t cry out even if I’m suffering!

Aggrieved! !
But why is this pig head getting more and more angry?
"I recognize you, you are the old monk who cheated me of the tortoiseshell hairpin and Hetian jade bracelet that day!"

Lanlan circled around the old monk and carefully looked at the old monk's attire, a robe with two slits, a watermelon hat covering his big, hairless head, and a money rat tail emerging from the hat. When it fell off, it was obvious that the wig was sewn into the hat.

The old monk stroked the tail of his braid and said calmly: "I'm not a monk. Girl, you got the wrong person."

How can a man who drinks flower wine be a celibate monk?
Lanlan said confidently: "I won't admit my mistake. Let's not say that your braid is fake. You are a charlatan with a sinister look and a deceitful face. It's easy to remember."

The man who sold the hat to the old monk also said that it would be replaced if it was fake. Sure enough, it couldn't be fake, and it could be seen through at a glance.

There is no excuse for the fact that the braid is fake, but the words that followed made the old monk blush with anger, and the slits of his eyes opened for a rare moment, "I won't lie to you. Although you are thin and uneven, you are still as good as Sanzhuangli in the palm of my hand." The dancing hibiscus flowers are incomparable, and they are not on the same level as the plump, plump and lazy Yanmei people."

Lanlan looked at the old monk's gold teeth that were watering as he spoke. As for that, let's just say that your eyes are so small that your color is completely exposed.It seemed that one of the beautiful women was dancing on his hand, while the other was lazily leaning on his shoulder, making him mesmerized and drooling.

"Hey, is the Sanzhuang you mentioned inside? I'll go and see it too."

"You——?" The old monk's small eyes looked at his big innocent eyes in disbelief, "Why do you go in?"

Lanlan said angrily: "Then why did you go in and be thrown out before you even got a stick of incense?" Then he thought about it, so he said in a low voice: "Because you are handsome and charming, Yushu facing the wind?"

It seemed that this was the case. The old monk ignored the previous sentence and smiled happily. His eyes were almost squeezed out by the wrinkles, leaving only a few sparse eyelashes. His mouth was opened wide, with a few sparse eyelashes. Da Ya barely managed to decorate the facade.

It seems that I have imagined the Sai Jinhua and Yanmei people I just mentioned, and I am so drunk that I don’t know the way back!
Lanlan looked at him and couldn't help but laugh out loud. He held his stomach and changed the subject: "Hey, old monk, apart from your appearance...and appearance, you must have something special about you. Bar?"

The old monk said nothing, leaving only his big teeth and wrinkles on his face. Was this because he was laughing, or was his smile point being tapped?

"Old monk, old monk..." Qian Lanlan couldn't care less and directly shook the old monk awake.

"Hey, what are you doing, pulling and tugging, how can you behave appropriately?" The old monk who was shaken awake was obviously a little unhappy, his mouth was flat, and his two small eyes had grown out again.

"I said, apart from being good-looking, what other qualities do you rely on to get in?"

"Well -" the old monk touched a few whiskers on his chin, his little eyes pondering the rotten jade hairpin on his head and the jade pendants on his ears.

Old money addict, his eyes are about to lose money.

Lanlan took off the hairpin and pendant and held it in his hand. The old monk's eyes then moved to her hand, as if she was holding them tightly.

"How did you get in? Tell me and this will be yours." Lanlan proudly waved the jadeite in his hand in front of the old monk like he was holding a piece of golden gold.

Visiting the kiln is too expensive. He was thrown out just now because he didn't have enough money and still hung on. The old monk was very tight on money. The reason why he had so much talk with this girl just now was because he fell in love with this set of jadeite.

One piece of news can be exchanged for a set of emeralds, it’s worth it!

"Okay, I'll tell you."

"Say it."

"Sanzhuang is actually not as simple as a kiln. In addition to the kiln, there are also eating, drinking and gambling."

"Then what kind of people can you tell me?"

"Extraordinary people."

Lanlan frowned, "??" Can only VIP members enter?

"It's a mixed bag of good and bad people, and there are people from all kinds of religions. People from the world..."

Just like you charlatan!

"There are also dignitaries of the imperial court, children of aristocratic families, royal relatives and nobles."

"Either you have money, power or fame. Ordinary people like me can't get rid of the problem after staying in there for an hour."

There is such a hodgepodge in the world, where fish and shrimps from all over the world are stewed together!Lanlan suddenly became interested in the big boss behind the scenes.

Where there are many people, there are rivers and lakes. Where there are many people, there will be an explosion of information. If you want to know the changes in the current situation of all parties, this is undoubtedly a window, a window from the back house to the world.

Lanlan couldn't help but praise: "This is such a good place!"

"That's right! Otherwise, why is the incense in Fayan Temple so popular? It's all because of it."

That's it!

"Then why is there no one at this door?"

"This is the back door! Special people leave, and they have to pay customs duties, otherwise the gatekeeper will close the door and beat people!"

It seems that this is the secret secret passage used by the monks in the temple.

"Ahem, hey, these grandsons have suffered internal injuries." The old monk covered his lungs, his face was pale, and his condition was not good.

Lanlan asked worriedly: "Are you okay?"

Fortunately, I didn't act impulsively just now and asked about the situation inside first, otherwise there would be another wounded person today.

The old monk said weakly: "It's okay, can you give me the jade?"

"Uh, yes."

The old monk grabbed Lanlan's hand that was about to open, but he was quite strong, and Lanlan's hand hurt.

At this time, Lanlan's head was also awake. She hadn't asked if there was any cleverness that allowed her to go in and explore, so Lanlan hurriedly stopped and took the jade back.The old monk was shocked and covered his lungs, "Isn't that what we promised? You are a good girl and you don't want to imitate the bad ones. You go back on your word!"

The duck in his mouth flew away, and the old monk was so angry that his lungs exploded. His chest hurt so much that he did not dare to speak loudly. He pointed at the rotten parts repeatedly, and steam came out of his nostrils.

Lanlan hurriedly explained: "Old monk, you have great supernatural powers. If you answer one more question from me, I will definitely give this to you. I will never regret it!"

I remember that I was deceived and deceived just now, so how come I have so many magical powers now?This is the attitude of asking for help! !
In order to increase her sincerity, Lanlan even squeezed her big eyes. The old monk was confused for a moment and blinked stupidly, but he soon remembered an old grudge.

Lanlan didn't talk about the tortoiseshell hairpin and Hetian jade bracelet just now. The old monk couldn't remember who she was for the time being.Not long after Luanlan left that day, a well-dressed man snatched away the bracelet and hairpin without saying a word like a bandit. He was such a domineering and unarmed old monk that he couldn't resist, so he could only say a few words. Not to mention, he watched the man with tears in his eyes chase him out in despair with resentful eyes, and then looked at the guard who held the sword around his neck with pleading eyes tremblingly.

It was the most valuable thing he had ever seen. If he really exchanged it for money, he might be able to sleep with the beauty in his arms in Sanzhuang until dawn, but the jade that had not yet warmed up could fly like a bird with long wings. .

Looking back now, the cold light of the sword seemed to linger on his neck, and he couldn't help but tremble.

Who is that?The old monk saw the two of them from a distance. The man walking in front was a man. His specific identity was unknown, but he must be a big shot. When he entered through the back door, the watchdogs knelt down in front of him. It is said that the boss of Sanzhuang is a gambling king. You should act based on his face.

Behind him was a guard with a knife. He was a ruthless character. Once, someone in Sanzhuang was causing trouble. He held the knife in one hand and slit the throats of ten people in one go. The blood splattered and the person who led the trouble had blood on his face , didn’t dare to fart, and knelt down on the spot to beg for mercy.

The old monk also remembered an extremely important thing. That man was notoriously not close to women.Once, he could hear the scream of the top matchmaker at that time from the third floor downstairs. In the past, the voice of the matchmaker Cui Yingying was hard to find, but he did not expect that that day he and the other fair-weather friends in the village would be lucky enough to hear it. See the last scream of the top matchmaker and singer's career.

According to the description of those present, Cui Yingying played "Autumn Breeze" that was particularly refreshing and calming down the anger. When the gentleman closed his eyes to relax, Cui Yingying did something that particularly made him angry. Her pair of piano playing instruments Her slender hands were so bold that she hugged the man's thigh. Before he could open his eyes, the guard brother slapped her to the screen and embedded her in it, making it impossible to get the button off.

Cui Yingying, who was already broken into pieces and covered with bruises, gave her a pitiful look at the guard brother. Unexpectedly, instead of showing mercy, he gave her a patch of knife, which made her hand crippled. This was probably the first and last time the old monk had the honor to hear Cui Yingyingjian. The reason for calling.

As for the elder brother guard who ruined Cui Yingying's mastery of playing the piano, some people said that when Cui Yingying hugged that gentleman's lap, he frowned. This was a code for the elder brother guard.

Some people also say that the guard brother is a eunuch from the palace, and he is most taboo about seeing people getting angry.

But these things that everyone guessed were not that important to the old monk.He only knows that a great opportunity for revenge is right in front of him, hum! !
"Girl, you want me to give you a trick, right?"

Lanlan nodded sincerely, "Yeah."

The old monk looked at her innocent twinkling eyes without softening. He pointed at the man who was coming from the arch and said: "That man is a man of great status. He is the gatekeeper inside." I didn’t dare to fart when I saw him, and he knelt down with a plop on the floor, making a loud bang. If you could climb onto his lap, everyone would have to give way to you if you walked sideways inside.”

Lanlan squinted his eyes and took a closer look. Well, it was the little brother, and the one next to him should be his personal guard.

It’s easier if you’re an acquaintance!

"Thank you, I'll give you the jade." Lanlan generously slapped the jade on the old monk's heart, which made the lungs next to his heart almost jump out.

"Oh, cough."

Fourth Master and Fu Chaxi were walking along the railing one after another. A girl 100 meters away from them was sprinting towards them.

Fu Chaxi had sharp eyes and quick hands, and the sword in his hand came out of the sheath like a tiger roaring and a dragon roaring. However, the fourth master used an even faster speed and accurately knocked the unsheathed sword back intact, and glared at him evilly.

Fuchaxi didn't know why, and retreated into the shadow behind him under the gaze of Fourth Master.

Lanlan stood in the space given by Fuchaxi, blocking the light, and patted Fourth Master's strong shoulder boldly, "Brother, are you going to visit the brothel? Can I accompany you?"

This action is so hot that even real brothers may not do it this way.Lanlan seemed to have forgotten the ice knife eyes she saw when she was threatening others a few days ago.

Fourth Master was still thinking about how to make her swallow that shameless thing completely. He heard another shameless thing come out of her mouth without any reason, and he was so angry that he really wanted to stamp his feet.

"Uh...uh..."

Want to silence?Lanlan blinked her big innocent eyes and begged the brother who covered her mouth to show his respect. Unexpectedly, the brother was unmoved.

That’s offending!
Her little tiger teeth were rotten and exposed, as if what she was covering her mouth was a delicious salty pig's trotter. She bit it down to replenish collagen!
"Ah, you are a dog."

"Wangwangwang...haha..."

Fourth Master's iceberg face broke into a smile instantly, "Haha..."

She is so good, she made me laugh!
If possible, Fuchaxi would like to laugh to tears, but he cannot ruin his image, hold back his stiff face and stretch himself into a monkey's red butt.

"Hey, brother, look at how hard I've worked to make you laugh. Come in and have fun. Can you please bring me in to have some fun too?"

Fourth Master calmed down for a moment, and his voice suddenly became cold: "What do you know?"

Roland shuddered and sniffed, "Huh?"

Before Lanlan could think of how to answer, Fourth Master pushed her against the wall and imprisoned her.

"Who do you belong to? How do you know that I am going to Zhuangzi today?"

With his rotten teeth shaking, he bumped and said: "I...I am from Fourth Master. I met an old monk who was kicked out today...he...he said you have a great identity. If I want to go in and take a look... Just... I'll come find you and take me with you."

After saying so much, the fourth master only heard the previous sentence. He asked with interest: "Oh, why do you want to go in?"

"So...curious."

"Curiosity killed the cat."

Lanlan straightened his chest and straightened his waist, "I'm not afraid. I'm a coward. I want to see even the dragon's pond and the tiger's den."

"I don't know how he died inside."

"Am I not the one you brought in? You can walk sideways!"

remarkably brave!

The Fourth Master had a plan in his mind and wanted to see what Lan Lan wanted.After all, he is still suspicious.

"Fuchasi, take off your clothes."

"Yes."

"No, forget it, go to Diyin's place and get a four-slit mandarin jacket, a hat, and a pair of scissors."

Is this true?
(End of this chapter)

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