The fourth master of the Qing Dynasty escaped from his concubine

"Knock knock, knock knock..."

Old Fourteen, who was about to fall into a dream, was annoyed. He closed his eyes, frowned and slapped the bed board.

"Who is it!"

A fierce tone is meant to drive people away and make dogs bark!

"Old Fourteen!" A special name ran through the crack in the door, making Old Fourteen even more annoyed.

What's the time and you won't let anyone sleep?
"Get out of here!" A word of anger spewed out from the lion's mouth. Old Fourteen pulled the quilt over his head, cursing in his heart that money had ruined her eighteen generations of ancestors!
"Knock knock, knock knock knock, bang bang, bang bang bang, dong dong, dong dong dong..."

Outside the door, Qian Lanlan patiently recorded the melody of a song and hummed it in a good mood.

She was so sleepy that her eyelids kept falling, and she regained her energy by humming a song.

"garmime wambi!!!" Putting the quilt and the door panel on the table, the fourteenth man couldn't bear it anymore and cursed.

He knocked on the bed board angrily with his feet, "Bang Bang Bang Bang..."

However, the bed was too soft and I couldn't knock it hard. I felt even more angry, so I cursed again: "garmime wambi"

"What the hell?" Qianlanlan outside the door stopped flapping and frowned. She seemed to have little knowledge of this Manchurian swear word and was confused.

GaMai, confused?
Although I don’t know the specific meaning, I can tell from the tone of the old fourteen that this is not a good thing, and it must have a great connection with the grass mud horse, eat shit...

At least they are all close relatives and friends!
"Old Fourteen!" Puffing his cheeks, Qian Lanlan shouted again while holding back his anger.

Because of the other tenants, she had to keep her tone low, but she couldn't hide the urge to hit someone.

"Ah ah ah -" Old Fourteen was still a child after all. Unable to relieve his anger on the bed, he kicked the wall a few times.

"Garingga" uttered another curse word, and the fourteenth man suddenly lifted off the quilt, put on a gown, and walked to open the door with a dark face.

Pulling the door bolt open, the anger above his head spurred him to kick him out.

empty! !
no one?

Was it a ghost knocking on the door just now?
Thinking of this, Old Fourteen's body wrapped in a gown trembled, his eyes a little panicked.

However, the man's identity still made him bold enough to stick his head out. It would be better if he didn't see anything!
But, is that even weirder?
No one knocked on the door, but there was a knock on the door!

However, in the corridor, a gleam of light shone into Old Fourteen's eyes, causing his pupils to shrink.

Qian Lanlan moved the palm that was blocking the candlelight, and the beam of light illuminated her entire chin, casting a dark shadow on her face. It was horrifying to open her mouth and reveal eight shiny teeth.

Extremely frightened, Old Fourteen felt that only screaming could drive away the ghost beast that came with light.

"what--"

and then?
The ordinary tenants on the second and first floors were furious. They opened the door and yelled:
"garingga"

"You piece of shit, are you still going to sleep?"

"Beep a dog!"

……

Old Fourteen: "If you keep making any noise, I will steal your whole family!"

"Bang bang bang..." Realizing what kind of noble people lived on the third floor, the people below were both angry and scared, and the wide open door was slammed one after another.

No one dared to say a word anymore.

On the corridor, Qian Lanlan took the candle from under his chin, moved it to him, and then smiled and greeted Old Fourteenth.

"Hey, Fourteenth."

With that light, when he saw that pretty face, Old Fourteen gritted his teeth and cursed fiercely:
"It is indeed your grandson!"

"Grandson?" Qian Lanlan was not angry at all. There were 600 years between them. According to their seniority, Qian Lanlan didn't know how many of his grandfathers he would call this grandpa.

"Pfft." She laughed.

Holding two bottles of plaster, with a smile on her face, Qian Lanlan walked towards her grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...

"You're laughing!" In the dim light, Old Fourteen's face was not as dark as before, but a completely new look! The kind that requires dripping ink!

"I knew people like you were angry at getting up, so I ran away on purpose."

Qian Shanlan is very far-sighted in predicting danger!

"Tell me what's wrong. I'll go back to sleep in a hurry. I have to go to court later!" The fourteenth man said he was very tired and said a few words impatiently, then turned around and walked back into the house.

Touching the edge of the bed, he cursed a few more words:
"You were so nervous in the middle of the night, weren't you? You ran out in a hurry, and then came calling the door for no reason, disturbing people's sleep!"

The injured eyes were already very tired. Old Fourteen really didn't have the energy to talk anymore, so he lay down and was about to fall asleep.

But Qian didn't want to go all the way in vain. Her mentality was: start and end everything you do!
Then the room lit up.

What's this guy doing?
The light was so damn exciting that Old Fourteen reached out to cover his two swollen walnut eyes, but Qian Lanlan lit all the candles in the room.

It's so dazzling that I can't sleep at all!
"Turn out the lights, finish talking and get out of here. I want to sleep and go to court."

However, these angry Qianlanlan ignored it and walked slowly to the edge of the bed.

"I want to go to court, I want to go to court! Big brother!!" Old Fourteen could no longer express his anger. He suddenly opened his eyes and glared at Qian Rulan.

"If you want to go to court, I don't have to go to court!" Qian Lanlan shrugged, showing no mercy for the suffering of the fourteenth old man.

She said: "After finishing your work, I can sleep until the night market opens and the lights come on again."

Are you indebted?
The corners of Old Fourteen's mouth twitched, and the fists in his hands clenched unconsciously, "Speak carefully!"

"Don't make me hit people!" Anger came from his nose, and the eyes of the old fourteen were already full of energy.

A monster with black eyes!
"Okay, I won't be poor with you, Old Fourteen." The next second, Qian Lanlan said: "Didn't you pee and show what you look like now?"

"Your eyes are swollen like black walnuts!" She said with a smile as she looked at her masterpiece.

what?
The fourteenth old man was shocked. It's not that serious, right?

When he came back, he was so tired that he fell asleep and didn't have the consciousness to look in the mirror.

He ran to the mirror, his pupils changed drastically, he turned around and pointed at the money and cursed: "Fuck you, you ruined my beauty!"

"You've really hurt me!" As if looking at a disaster, Old Fourteen's eyes could no longer be explained by anger.

If you go to court with this ghostly look, not only will you be embarrassed in front of the officials, but you may also be scolded by the old emperor for being disrespectful!

Then, coupled with the fact that I am not in good spirits and doze off in the morning, a meal is indispensable.

"Damn it, if you keep talking, I'll put away my guilt!" Qian Lanlan took out the ceramic jar, and the fragrant smell of medicine came out.

Old Fourteen laughed. What was she talking about? Is it funny?
"You only said you felt guilty after the beating. If you had felt a little guilty when you beat me, I wouldn't have been so miserable!"

Old Fourteen's scars are still there, but he can't forget how cruel this guy was when he struck. It was so insignificant that it was fatal!

It's wrong to accuse others, so why don't he himself want to kill others?

Qian Lanlan rolled his eyes at him, "Do you really want to go out and embarrass yourself like this?"

Old Fourteen: "...I don't want to."

"Here, I made a special trip to the drug store. This thing is rare!" Pushing out the porcelain bottle in his hand, bursts of fragrance ran into Old Fourteen's nose.

Smells and tastes good!
"What the hell?" He still asked cautiously, are you so kind to kill someone?
Qian Lanlan hadn't thought of a name for this thing yet, so he casually said, "I don't know what it's called."

"How dare you submit something of unknown origin?"

Who is Old Fourteen? Dozens of people usually have to taste the medicine prescribed by the imperial doctor before they dare to take it. This thing doesn't even have a name, and how dare you mess around with it?
I’m so afraid of dying young!
"I specially made a trip to the drug store for you, picked out the best medicine, and paid for half a bottle of Knife's Point and some medicine, so I got this jar of good stuff!"

It was said that the origin was unknown?

Qian Lanlan yelled: "I'm kind and you treat me like a donkey, right?"

"Are you so kind?" Old Fourteen couldn't believe it. She was the one who caused the injury. Is she here to apologize now?
"Numb! Use it if you like, don't make people laugh to death!" His guilt had been wiped away, and he became angry. Qian Lanlan slapped the medicine jar on the table and walked towards the door angrily.

"What a dog!" Old Fourteen, who couldn't bear the temper given to him by others, said something mean again. He let out a breath, grabbed the medicine jar and pretended to throw it down.

When he thought about Qian Lanlan's heartfelt words, Lao Shisi felt that he had missed another important key word. What is it?

Just as the remaining foot was about to cross the threshold, Qian Lanlan woke up from her anger. She seemed to have left behind something very valuable.

"I don't think we can afford to discount something as ignorant as you."

Turning back, she walked up to Old Fourteen and stretched out her hand to get the thing back.

Only then did Old Fourteen remember the key words he had missed——

The tip of the knife!

"Why do you have the tip of the knife?" One step faster than Qian Lanlan, he put the medicine jar into his arms with his backhand, guarding it like a baby.

Stretching out his hand, Qian Lanlan begged loudly: "Take it out, I don't want you to waste the good medicine now!"

"No, I have heard that Daojian'er only gets a bottle of good medicine every ten years. There is only one bottle in the world. As far as I know, that bottle is treasured by an old doctor named Ning."

The fourteenth old man looked at Qian Lanlan with suspicion in his eyes, "Either this medicine is fake, or you stole the bottle of Knife Point!"

Qian Lanlan didn't want to waste any more words with Old Fourteenth. He was full of slander and couldn't explain anything.

"Then just return it. It is indeed fake."

?

You threw it away and came back to ask for it?

Doubtful!

"Are you so anxious to go back?" Old Fourteen suddenly didn't want to give it back. He only knew it after trying it out.

"I'll give it a try." As he said this, Old Fourteen reached in and touched a little bit. The ice was cold and the medicinal fragrance was refreshing.

Qianlanlan snorted coldly!
Immediately, her expression changed again.

"Old Fourteen, let me help you."

Unable to tolerate the Fourteenth's refusal, she pushed him off the chair, grabbed the jar and placed it on the counter.

Then, he stretched out his hand and straightened Old Fourteen's face, with an evil smile on his lips.

The light was dim, and Old Fourteen could only see the tiny fluff on the man's face, and his long eyelashes fluttering like butterfly wings.

"Ok!"

It hurt slightly, and Old Fourteen hummed slightly, but the hand on his eyelids was gentle and cold, and he felt very comfortable.

"Yeah, it's comfortable-"

However, Qian Lanlan's smile usually has bad intentions. Being comfortable is just a starting point, and the process has just begun.

"Are you ready?" Qian Lanlan paused in his hands.

The feeling of comfort disappeared, and warm fingers stopped on Old Fourteen's eyebrows. He asked: "What are you preparing for? Don't stop!"

"It's too swollen. It's useless to rub it like this. It might get more swollen."

"If you don't believe me, look."

Qian Lanlan pushed Old Fourteen's face in front of the mirror. The candlelight cast the oil on his eye sockets, making them look very swollen.

In fact, it was Qian Lanlan who deliberately created this visual effect.

"How could this happen?" Old Fourteen was shocked as if he had seen a ghost. How could he see anyone?

"I have a method that can reduce swelling immediately."

She said coaxingly: "Would you like to try it?"

"You lied to me, this thing is fake!" Old Fourteen immediately caught the medicine and refused to let go.

Qian Lanlan didn't want to have to deal with this issue with him, she just wanted to tease him, so she threatened:

"It's not far from the time to go to court. This method of mine is your last life-saving straw. A dead horse is a living horse doctor!"

"As long as you try it, I guarantee you will see results immediately!" Qian Lanlan slapped his chest and said with confidence, as if his credibility was very high!

"If you lie to me, I will break you!" After thinking for a few seconds, Old Fourteen sternly warned Qian Shanlan, so he closed his eyes and waited for the quick effect she said.

Then, he almost cried.

"what--"

"This is the clever trick you mentioned. I killed your whole family in my previous life, right!!"

"It's not a coup, it's a trick." As he said that, Qian Lanlan increased the intensity to the maximum, as if his hands were a piece of dough, rubbing it hard.

Hey!

Trick!

Scream!
"what--"

"If it doesn't work out, you'll have to repay me for my pain a hundred times a thousand times!!"

You are so arrogant, I will make you cry! !

Qian Lanlan looked like he was going crazy. With all his strength, he circled around Old Fourteen's eyes crazily.

"what--"

Listening to Old Fourteen's extremely painful scream, she felt extremely happy.

Super cool! !
So cool!
……

In the end, Qian Lanlan's fingers became sore from rubbing them and his ears felt calloused, so he showed mercy and pardoned the fourteenth old man.

"How's it going?" She said proudly, "Isn't it great!"

Old Fourteen glanced at her: "Does it feel so good to fuck me?"

"You can say that I worked very hard, okay?" Qian Lanlan disagreed with his statement. "I didn't lie to you. Aren't your eyes swollen?"

"And she's more beautiful than before, isn't she?" She pointed at the boy in the mirror and said frankly.

Therefore, her contribution is undeniable!

"That's the truth." Looking at himself in the mirror with a new look, Old Fourteen was in a good mood.

That's right, this nose is still red and swollen.

"What should I do with my nose?"

The problem is coming again.

"That thing is very good at reducing swelling. If you rub it on, it won't take half a stick of incense and it will be fine." Qian Lanlan raised his eyes and said, "You can take it with you and rub it on the road. It will be basically healed when you get to the gate of Shenwu."

"So, you did it on purpose just now!" Old Fourteen understood that the effect of the medicine takes effect slowly over time.

"No, you are in a hurry to go to court, so I have to speed up the effect." The money was in ruins, expressing his injustice.

Confusing right and wrong, it was clear that Qian Lanlan said that time was running out!

Old Fourteen was angry: "It's obviously you who is threatening me!"

"That's because you don't have the guts and were scared." Qian Lanlan looked down on him and shifted the blame.

"You..." I'm really indebted!
"If you don't leave, you won't be able to catch up..." Qian Lanlan walked to the door and opened it, "Please."

"Humph, I don't care about you!" Being late for court is no child's play. The fourteenth man picked up the medicine jar and ran out quickly.

"Hey, wait..." She dug out her sleeves and took out a small bottle and a small can.

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