With hundreds of millions of points of metaphysics, the fake daughter got into a love show by going

Chapter 7 This melon is too big to chew!

"Hello."

The phone was connected, and compared to the noisy ringtone, the guest's voice was surprisingly clear and pleasant.

Born to be sensitive to the drum beats and rhythm of music, Lu Yuxing endured the great torture on his ears and said, "Given this song, I guess you are definitely not a singer."

Young man, your ears are very good, I'm impressed by you.

Shu Yao sat in the interview room, holding her mobile phone and humming softly.

Then she asked sincerely: "Are you also fascinated by the music I make?"

Lu Yuxing:? ? ?

This music is not only fascinating, it can also mesmerize people to death.

The rhythm is so crazy that even a dead person can jump along with it.

Shu Yao cleared her throat and continued: "You are right, I am not a singer, but I am better than a singer. I am more down-to-earth and represent the ordinary working people - a born singer."

Road trip:
There seems to be a strange smell coming along the phone line.

I have only heard of a natural singer and a natural singer, but this is unheard of.

Some of the guests at the scene chuckled, and based on the tone of the voice, it could be inferred that it was Zhong Ziang who was struck by the laughter.

[Although I don’t know the identity of this guest, I can educate you about singers, which refers to those singers whose voices are as thick as loess, with poor pitch and bass, but have their own style of singers. Saori, I can’t make it up anymore]

[I haven’t heard of it. The teachers at the music school haven’t taught it? ? ? 】

[I didn’t ask you, you can go play upstairs]

[Pfft hahahahaha, the tone-deaf people have a family, it turns out we are all singers]

When Song Jingnian heard this voice, he was in a daze.

Although the sound had been processed, the woman's tone of voice was very familiar to him, but emotionally and logically, it was absolutely impossible for her to appear in the recording of the program.

Jiang Lianyi noticed that he had a worried look on his face and thought that these conversations were a waste of time. She looked around at the people present and said softly: "Should we ask the guests to guess the meaning of the note first?"

Hearing this artificial voice, Shu Yao felt that her ears were covered with lard, and she said emotionlessly: "Please don't interrupt if it's not your turn, otherwise it will affect my judgment."

I was criticized on the first day of recording.

Jiang Lianyi didn't expect that the hidden guest would be so grumpy. She just said something to control the process. She pursed her lips and looked a little embarrassed.

Song Jingnian looked at the note in front of him and said in a cool tone: "Oh? Just saying a word will be affected."

There is a strong sense of questioning the guest's ability and standing up for the people around him.

When Shu Yao heard that "Oh?" and the tone in which the whole world revolved around him, Shu Yao knew which bitch was talking.

It’s been seven days since we last saw each other, and it felt like a week.

Even if the monkey evolves into a human, Song Jingnian will not change, he will still be the same.

Shu Yao lost her patience and spoke very fast, outputting a long paragraph without even taking a breath.

"I told you not to interrupt. Do you not understand the person who interrupts? No one else interrupts, but you two interrupt. Do you talk too much? Do you have too much to talk about? Do you have nothing to do? You really can't stop. Just eat a few more packs of Liuliumei, others are walking cats and dogs, you need Liuliu Tongue."

The sound played out on the phone was transmitted through the speaker, and he couldn't hang up the phone even if he wanted to.

Hearing these sarcastic words, Song Jingnian's eyes became increasingly gloomy, and the boss was furious. There were tens of thousands of unemployed people.

The staff present silently lit wax for the guests who had not yet appeared.

Be cool!

The mouth flies ahead, and the brain chases behind.

Shu Yao took a deep breath at the end and sent her blessing with a smile: "After all, everything is going smoothly."

Fortunately, Yuan came back in the end.

It's fun to antagonize people for a while, but it will last a lifetime if you make enough money. Shu Yao can still handle it.

The voice fell.

Lu Yuxing covered his forehead and lowered his head to hold back laughter, but Zhong Ziang and Yu Zhenyuan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, and He Youlan's eyes also had a twinkling smile.

Only those two old guys didn't know whether they should be happy or not.

[666, I mean the hidden guest’s tongue is very slippery]

[Why do you send blessings at the end when you criticize someone? How can this make people angry?]

[Hidden guests cannot be rappers, but can be readers]

【Have you ever seen more colors than on the color wheel?I’ve seen it, right on President Song’s face]

This feeling like a lump in the throat felt damn familiar to Song Jingnian.

Seeing that there was no sound from the other side, Shu Yao decided to control the field by herself, "Let's continue. Then, sir, what did you get?"

"Oh, yes." Disturbed by the previous episode, Lu Yuxing picked up the note in his hand again and remained silent for a while, falling into new confusion.

Because he really didn't know what the hell he was holding.

Shu Yao asked again: "What is it?"

"I want to know first what this note can do and what use it has?"

"As you can see, this is the note I prepared. Don't look down upon it as it is just a simple note. In fact, it is not a simple note."

"How difficult is it?"

"It's not as simple as your brain."

Lu Yuxing thought to himself that it was so complicated and sophisticated, but how to describe it best?

He looked at it for a long time and concluded: "Mine is an abstract painting. I think it was painted by a famous artist."

Hearing this description, Shu Yao was a little happy: "Thank you, how abstract is it?"

"A three-quarter circle."

It was purely because she got irritated when she wrote the last piece and didn't want to do it anymore, so she drew a random stroke.

Therefore, Shu Yao, the master of abstraction, could only make up now: "Ahem, this circle is very mysterious. Your journey of love and romance is the same as this circle, with its own trajectory and unknown expectations."

"Nice!" Lu Yuxing liked this answer very much. No rapper can resist the feeling of being unique.

Straightforward, simple and easy to coax, Shu Yao left her first impression of Lu Yuxing in her heart.

"Okay, next one."

Yu Zhenyuan had just grown up. She curiously took out the note and said, "Mine are grapes. What's the point?"

From the sound of her voice, she knew she was a sweet girl, and Shu Yao didn't hesitate at all this time.

"You look at this grape. It's big, round, red and purple. It shows the artist's exquisite skills and also represents"

"what?"

"You were born on August [-]th. There is a circle in your name, which means perfection."

Yu Zhenyuan looked at the camera blankly. Her birthday was indeed the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the guest even guessed her name correctly.

[This sister has something special!You can guess Taro Yuan’s birthday and name correctly】

[Perhaps I have done my homework in advance or colluded with the program team. Let’s check it out again]

"You will gain more from this romance journey than you expected."

Hearing this answer, Yu Zhenyuan's eyes suddenly brightened more than she expected. So, can
"No, a warm reminder, if you don't want your second molar to hurt more and go to the dentist, it's best not to eat the food in the bag."

Hearing this, Yu Zhenyuan quickly covered the small bag in her hand. In the bag were candies and snacks that she secretly put in behind her manager's back. How could the guests even know this?

She secretly made a mental note that this guest was not someone to be trifled with.

[Help, so cute, the little sweet bean was caught eating secretly]

[How does the mysterious guest know these things?Something that even Taro Yuan’s manager doesn’t know, what is her identity? 】

[Why do I feel that this sister is a bit of a metaphysical fortune teller]

Everyone continued to speculate, and Zhong Ziang also became interested. He opened the note in his hand.

"Mine is a cross. What does that mean?"

Then he straightened his eyebrows, showed a cheerful smile, and justified himself by saying: "Are you saying that I am perfect, hahaha."

[An unusual but confident man]

[Zhongzhong, promise me, don’t laugh anymore, okay? The smile that is brighter and whiter than a certain Lujie is so shining, I’m afraid I’ll drown]

【It’s over, I’ve fallen!Why has no one told me that Zhong Ziang not only has great traffic, but also has such a great smile?]

Hearing the hearty smile on the other side, Shu Yao fell into rare silence.

This ten is not the other ten, but the cross on the hospital, which has a not very good meaning.

She asked carefully, "Are you sick?"

The smile stopped suddenly, and Zhong Ziang looked obviously confused: "Am I sick now? What kind of disease? Can it still be cured?"

Shu Yao closed her eyes and gently clasped her thumb and index finger. She still needed more precise information.

"How old are you?"

"25, born in the year of Rabbit, is as strong as a tiger and can live 95 years."

After counting with her fingers, Shu Yao slowly opened her eyes and said regretfully: "Don't hold on, I understand. Your body can't support you to continue to be messy. You have to say goodbye to the life of feasting and feasting."

He Youlan, who was eating melon in silence and drinking water from a thermos cup, instantly squirted out a mouthful of water, hitting the river ripples on the opposite side.

The top-notch characters have collapsed, there are still problems in that aspect
This melon is too big for her to chew!
　Director (Crazy Roaring Version): I’m not alive anymore!Did you agree to invite a sister from the evil circle to protect the guests from collapse? !Why did one collapse while we were chatting!
　　Shu Yao: Don’t be anxious, solve the problem immediately
　　
　
(End of this chapter)