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Chapter 31 Berber’s big carp jumping around

What leaps up is the fish!
Not just one, but one after another, their target is Shu Yao
That red bucket in your hand!
Shu Yao just stood on the shore holding a plastic bucket.

Big carp fishes jumping around one after another scrambled to jump into the bucket, as if what she was holding was not a bucket but a gantry.

【! ! !Have fish evolved? ! ! 】

[If I read it correctly, the fish jumped into the bucket by itself, so many fish collectively don’t want to live anymore.]

[The top ten unsolved mysteries in the world are why even fish listen to Shu Yao]

[Sister Shaquan, please stop using your charm. Do you know how attractive this ability is to female college students!Teach me, teach me]

In half a minute, the one-meter-high red bucket was filled with fish.

There was another fish that wanted to jump in, but it couldn't fit in anymore. It slid to the shore and was kicked back into the water mercilessly by Shu Yao.

She said to the water: "I'm late, the number of places is limited, so come early next time."

The river surface gradually returned to calm, and the undercurrent disappeared.

When Shi Yi'an rushed over, he saw Shu Yao standing on the shore. Except for her clothes being a little wet, she was fine.

"you"

Hearing the sound, Shu Yao turned around, her eyes clear and bright, which attracted people's attention more than the lamp above her head. She said happily: "Teacher Shi, you are here. If you were not late, otherwise you would be able to Give you a big bucket."

Only then did he notice that Shu Yao was carrying a bucket full of fish.

Shi Yi'an raised his eyebrows and asked, "What was that just now?"

"We had a friendly exchange and voluntary cooperation with marine life." She smiled mysteriously, "Shu Taigong fishes, and those who wish will get a bucket."

Half an hour later, the night fishing ended.

The director team put everyone's fish buckets together. Although everyone worked hard, they couldn't compete with Shu Yao, who had metaphysics cheats. It was already clear which team would win the championship.

"Congratulations to our duo Shu Yao and Jiang Lianyi for winning the title of Queen of the Sea!" the director shouted excitedly with a loudspeaker.

Shu Yao stood out gloriously and accepted everyone's applause, "It's all about luck, not good teaching, hahaha."

Everyone looked at the bucket of fish in surprise. The sweat on Zhong Ziang's face had not gone away. He asked curiously: "Teacher Shabi, how did you do this?"

"You know, you need to apply energy conservation, matter exchange, inertia law, action force and reaction force, Newton's second law, as well as the Pythagorean theorem and Euler's theorem."

There were so many theorems that made Zhong Ziang feel dizzy. He asked with difficulty: "Is metaphysics so scientific?"

Shu Yao nodded.

"Of course, the end of the universe is science. If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you can master metaphysics! You can't rush metaphysics, you have to understand it slowly, practice more to consolidate it, and broaden your thinking."

After hearing the instructions from Sister Shaquan, Zhong Ziang nodded. What he said made sense. He wanted to write it down and go back to understand it.

Lu Yuxing touched his chin and then asked: "Then what are we going to do at the beginning? After listening for a long time, I seem to understand a little bit, but I don't seem to understand anything."

Shu Yao said with relief: "Nothing will be normal at the beginning. Don't worry and be anxious. After learning for a long time, you will naturally jump off the building."

Looking at her smiling face, Lu Yuxing nodded in confusion: "Hmm, learn slowly. Hmm? Jump off the building?"

As long as you are studying, no matter what you study, there is no way you are not crazy.

Listening to everyone's discussion, Jiang Lianyi stood beside Shu Yao with an ugly expression.

She never expected to win the competition in this way. She originally thought that Shu Yao would be the control group, but she ended up being overpowered by her again.

Her pants were wet, and she was now very cold, so she subconsciously looked towards the person who could protect her.

As a result, Song Jingnian's black shirt stuck to her skin and she was shivering in the bath towel given by the staff. It looked worse than her.

She hurriedly asked: "Jing Nian, what's wrong with you?"

Song Jingnian's face turned livid, and he gritted his teeth as he looked at Shu Yao, "I accidentally fell into the water." If she hadn't disturbed the river, how could he have fallen into the water properly? His uncle must have slipped for a moment and failed to catch him, so this account was again It's Shu Yao's fault.

Sensing the cold gaze, Shu Yao looked at the drowned dog without knowing why, wondering in her heart that this time she didn't use jujitsu to trip him up.

But humans and dogs couldn't communicate smoothly, so Shu Yao didn't take it to heart.

The angrier you are, the prouder I am. Let’s just play.

The director continued: "You two can get the right to date with the Xindong guests. I will open the invitation permission for you on the system. Later in the evening, you can operate it directly on the [Jixindong] APP."

In the evening, initiate an invitation to the next day's event on the system, and the other party cannot refuse.

Shu Yao looked at the four people present and smiled evilly.

Except for Shi Yi'an, the three men across from him all trembled. Song Jingnian even felt cold all over his body. For some reason, he felt like he had been slapped with a green thumb.

Seeing Song Jingnian's reaction, Shu Yao asked the director: "Can I invite the guests invited by Jiang Lianyi again?"

The faces of the people present changed drastically.

Even Shi Yi'an's eyes changed a little when he looked at Shu Yao, and they were full of meaning.

Because everyone knew who Jiang Lianyi would choose, alarm bells were ringing in Jiang Lianyi's mind. Was this her intention to compete with Song Jingnian? Hasn't this woman given up yet?

The director didn't notice the undercurrent at the scene. He just thought that this move would add more highlights to the show, and he readily agreed: "Of course."

"That's good."

[You can freely choose your favorite guests. You can tell with your eyes that Jiang Lianyi will definitely choose Mr. Song! 】

[Who will Sister Sha choose?Keep your jade butt lightly and wait for the result]

[No need to ask, it must be Shi Yi'an. When Shu Yao saw him, she was like the goblin who wanted to eat Tang Monk's flesh in Journey to the West]

[But Sister Sha’s question just now seemed to mean that she wanted to choose her ex-husband!Could it be that he was pitiful when he fell into the water and wanted to beat him up? 】

[Upstairs, are you Sister Sha’s close disciple?You understand so well]

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At night, Shu Yao lay on the big bed, clicked on the app, without hesitation at all, pressed the invitation button, and fell asleep beautifully.

the next day.

Shu Yao and the invited guests are going to meet at the date place prepared by the program team.

on the live screen.

A woman's back appears, and as she turns around, her face appears in the camera.

She wears a pure white dress with hand-embroidered flowers, long black hair tied up with beads, and holds a bouquet of flowers in her hand, but the flowers are not as beautiful as her face.

[Whose fairy tale book was not closed and the princess ran out? 】

[Friend, a little bit of beauty is enough, but is it so beautiful? 】

[This beauty, Sihasha, my sister is so beautiful, the Pacific Ocean is my drool for you]

The cold wind blew, and the woman cursed, "This damn weather is colder than a man's heart."

This voice is damn familiar to netizens.

【Sister Sha? ? ? ? ? 】

[Open your mouth and kneel down, my mute girlfriend, please shut up! 】

　It doesn’t matter if you write a book or something, no one will read it anyway.

　　In the future, poplar nectar will also be sold on the street (add mango) (add grapefruit) (add glutinous rice dumplings and crispy popcorn to save on fruit costs) (add ice cubes to occupy space) (add syrup) (add coconut milk) (pack in Box) (pass it to the reader) (take out your phone to see if you have voted) (secretly add water to the coconut milk when no one is queuing)
　　I want a ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)