Siheyuan: Chen Xueru helped me intercept Hu Qin Huairu

Chapter 92 Send Dawei Gei to you during the holidays
Hearing Chen Xueru's question, Li Xiuzhu thought for a while and started doing squats with the three of them in his arms. His dangerous look made the others a little scared.

Deng Ying hurriedly said: "Come down quickly, be careful of falling."

Chen Xueru smiled and said, "Auntie is worrying too much. She is used to being hugged every day."

"My man can hold us like this all night long."

As Chen Xueru spoke, she patted Li Xiuzhu and signaled that it was okay.

Li Xiuzhu understood a little bit. Is this showing off?But he didn't understand the meaning of this.

However, after Chen Xueru came down, she whispered beside Deng Ying and others: "The aunts don't want the niece-in-law to be exhausted, right?"

"The niece-in-law is really the only one left, and the aunts are just committing murder."

Several people were dumbfounded, and Li Xiuzhu, who was standing on the side, was also dumbfounded.

He understood, this seemed to be talking about monogamy?
Just at this moment, Lao He from behind shouted: "Let's go."

"Ahem, the meal is ready, let's eat first, let's eat first."

As he spoke, Li Xiuzhu continued: "The inner room is warmer than outside. Aunts and children, please go to the inner room."

"My uncles and I will stay in the outer room. What do you think?"

Several of them were soldiers, and none of them were traditional masculinists, so they naturally agreed after hearing this.

And several aunts also saw the considerate side of Li Xiuzhu.

After a few people entered, the four uncles looked at Li Xiuzhu and marveled.

Sun Jingye took the lead and said, "Good boy, I'm just bragging, but you are really awesome."

Fang Weiguo asked: "Boy, are you really not enough for both? Didn't you eat this?"

Li Xiuzhu immediately denied it and said, "I have never eaten this before. It was a gift from a Taoist friend."

"He said that he wanted to make an elixir, but he made this thing by mistake. He said that he went to a brothel to make it all night on the day he tried the medicine, and his legs were weak."

"But it would be a pity to throw it away, so I gave it to me."

"Don't worry, he has tried the medicine and there are no side effects. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare give it to my uncles, right?"

After hearing that it had been built all night, the eyes of the four of them were brightened.

Wang Kai glanced at the three of them and asked Li Xiuzhu: "Eat this thing in advance? Can you eat it now?"

Looking at the green eyes of the four people, Li Xiuzhu's heart tightened. He was so eager to show off his glory.

"No, no, no, just finish eating."

"This thing will be effective in half an hour. If you eat it now, my house can't accommodate you guys."

While talking, He Daqing came up with the dishes, and several people stopped talking.

Not to mention, Lao He’s Tan’s cuisine is indeed of a high standard.

The cooking methods of Tanjia cuisine focus on roasting, braising, stewing, steaming, grilling, frying, roasting, and soup.

Among them, the cooking of bird's nest and shark's fin is the most famous.

Whether it is dry food proofing or broth cooking, it often requires three days of fire work. This is why Li Xiuzhu prepares the ingredients three days in advance.

"Barbecued pork, braised duck liver, garlic scallops, spiced fish, grilled sausage."

"These five dishes are appetizers. You guys will eat first."

The four of them were stunned when they saw that the barbecued pork, duck liver, scallops, fish and sausages were only appetizers.

"Xiao Li, you are quite generous. Can you honestly tell me how much this table cost?"

Li Xiuzhu smiled and said, "There are not many of us, so we only prepared twelve dishes, five appetizers and seven main dishes, two of which are main dishes."

“Because four of the dishes are soup dishes, we didn’t make separate soups.”

After hearing this, Wang Hai said directly: "Don't talk so much to your uncles, just tell me how much it will cost."

"Well, two hundred per table."

Hiss, this prodigal kid has a toothache.

This appetizer is nothing special. Why is it so expensive?
"No, what kind of food can be so expensive? You must have been deceived."

At this time, He Daqing, who was bringing other dishes, was unhappy.

"How are you talking? Even if you are a guest, you can't talk nonsense."

"I only charge five yuan per table for the craftsmanship fee. This is a friendly price. If it wasn't Li Xiuzhu, it would be more than this price."

He Daqing didn't lie, but the benefit he got was more than five yuan, and all the meat and potatoes fell into his family.

It would cost a few dollars to buy it, but Lao He also left a pot of soup stock for him, which was a good thing and Li Xiuzhu was not left behind.

Li Xiuzhu hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "Brother He, don't mind. My uncles don't know the situation either. They are doing it for my own good."

Then he said to several uncles: "Uncles, don't look at the appetizers. This is mainly because the main dishes are expensive."

He Daqing also said: "That's right, you don't want to see what kind of food Li Xiuzhu is serving you."

"Braised abalone, braised shark's fin, bird's nest in clear soup, grilled black ginseng, steamed chicken with straw mushrooms, these are not the signature dishes of our Tan family cuisine."

"And when Li Xiuzhu entertains you, he buys all good things, many of which are not common even to me."

"Look at this abalone. This is a three-headed dried abalone. Just this abalone costs at least 70 yuan for two tables."

"Besides, the shark's fin and bird's nest are cheaper, but the amount for these two tables costs 40 yuan. I'm only talking about the cost of shark's fin and bird's nest. The cooking ingredients also cost about ten yuan."

"Just these three dishes cost an average of 110."

"Besides, this big black ginseng, the cost of two tables of thirty is not lost."

"On the contrary, this steamed chicken with straw mushrooms is the cheapest. It only costs five yuan for the ingredients."

Hearing this, Fang Weiguo caught the loophole.

"Isn't this only one hundred and fifty? It's not even two hundred including the appetizers, right?"

However, He Daqing sneered and said: "You guys must have forgotten to return these ten dishes. There is also a dish of Buddha jumping over the wall and a large yellow croaker in the soup."

"To be honest, I think Li Xiuzhu underestimated the two hundred."

"Come on, eat. I'm a cook and I can't say this. As long as you don't accuse me wrongly, that's all."

Good guy, 200 for a table is too little?Several people looked at Li Xiuzhu, who bared his teeth and smiled, gestured with his hands and said, "It's just a little over 200."

Wang Hai was silent for a moment and then said: "It's just this once, if it happens again next time, we won't dare to come and eat."

"And you should also save it. No mountain of gold can withstand what you build like this."

Li Xiuzhu also understands that soldiers in this era are like this, and he speaks the truth.

But I'm just kidding if I can't bear to make you. I really have a golden mountain.

Li Xiuzhu didn't refute, just smiled and said: "Okay, just this time."

"The main reason is that I didn't fulfill my filial piety when my father was here. Didn't I think of my father when I looked at my uncles? I want my uncles to eat well for my father."

"Normally we are not so lavish at home. Two or three yuan is enough for a meal."

Hearing what Li Xiuzhu said, the four of them were a little touched.

Wang Hai said: "Okay, didn't you say you would give some to the old lady? Hurry up and give it to her."

Li Xiuzhu smiled and said, "That's enough. I didn't know how many children there were at the beginning, so everything was prepared for 20 people."

"Okay, then I'll give you one first."

Li Xiuzhu said as he prepared a portion of sea cucumber, shark's fin, and bird's nest, as well as duck liver and abalone.

Finally, another bowl of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall was served, which was promised to the old lady in advance.

As for everything else, except for fish, the old lady had bad teeth and couldn't eat any of them.

Forget about the fish, the yellow croaker in the soup will look ugly.

Spiced fish is relatively dry and not suitable for old ladies to eat.

To be honest, at first a few people thought that Li Xiuzhu had blackmailed the old lady for money, but now they no longer think so. This was because the old lady had gotten a huge advantage.

Not to mention anything else, just the abalone and sea cucumber, the old lady made a fortune.

After the meal, the two families chatted together, formally introduced each other and then dispersed.

Li Xiuzhu then hugged Chen Xueru and asked curiously: "Xueru, what surprise do you want to give me?"

Chen Xueru said with a smile on her face: "Aunt Deng Ying has invited me to participate in the revision of the marriage law. I must agree to this for you."

"Youdao is to know yourself and your enemy and you will always be victorious. Use this period of time to revise the marriage law. I'll see if I can change anything first."

"If not, I will look at the specific content and take advantage of the loopholes."

"No matter what, it must be able to benefit our family."

Li Xiuzhu was paralyzed. He didn't expect such a thing to happen, but Chen Xueru said it was a good thing, at least it was a good thing for him.

"Xue Ru, how can I thank you enough for this? I have no repayment for my husband, so I can only die with all my heart and soul."

Chen Xueru rolled her eyes when she heard this. Are you sure this isn't revenge?

"Huairu, come here and help sister..."

The next day during the Spring Festival, the sound of firecrackers rang out from time to time outside the house.

It's not a crackling kind of thing, it just makes an occasional sound.

Nowadays, not many people order a whip during the Chinese New Year. Basically, they buy a small whip for [-] cents and then open it for the children.

After being woken up, Chen Xueru looked in the mirror and felt numb when she saw the dark circles under her eyes.

No one can leave this marriage, otherwise she will really die.

What happened to the matchmaker?Why haven't you found the right person yet?
While eating, Chen Xueru looked at Tian Zao and said melancholy: "Zao'er, you got pregnant too early. Your eldest sister, me and your third sister have suffered a lot."

Tian Zao's face turned red when he heard this, and he said sheepishly: "Sister, this is not my fault, I can't control it."

"I'm not blaming you. I'm blaming myself for not living up to expectations and not marrying two more for your brother."

...Tian Zao believed it, her sister was definitely serious about what she said.

"By the way, today is the Chinese New Year, so I'll give you two lucky money."

Chen Xueru said as she stood up, took the bag, and handed each of them a red envelope.The red envelope was not flat, but the slightly raised thickness still made the two of them curious about how much money was inside.

The two of them took the red envelope and were about to open it when Chen Xueru frowned slightly.

"What are you doing, what are you in a hurry for? Why don't you wish your brother and sister a happy New Year first?"

The two of them suddenly realized, their faces turned red.

"Happy New Year, eldest sister. I wish my sister good health and beauty forever."

"Then I wish my eldest sister a lot of money in the new year."

"Pfft~" Chen Xueru smiled, making a lot of money, Huairu, this girl's blessing is really simple, but she likes it.

"Okay, let's go give your brother a happy New Year."

Only then did the two find Li Xiuzhu who was washing up and blocked the toilet.

As soon as Li Xiuzhu came out, Tian Zao shouted: "Happy New Year, brother, sister, I wish you many children and good luck."

Qin Huairu's words stopped at her lips, and she glanced at Tian Zao resentfully.

Sister Zaoer is pregnant herself and wants to drag them into trouble.

Li Xiuzhu asked with a smile: "What's wrong Huairu, did Zaoer say your auspicious words?"

Qin Huairu quickly showed a sweet smile.

"That hasn't happened yet. I wish my brother to marry more Donas and find me some sisters."

This is good.

Chen Xueru also heard Qin Huairu's blessing and was extremely satisfied.

"Sister Huairu said it best, Zaoer, you should learn more."

"Head of the family, hurry up and give red envelopes to your sisters."

Hearing this, Li Xiuzhu took out two red envelopes and handed them to the two of them. They were the same as the money given by Chen Xueru, which was 100 yuan.

Don't ask him how he knew it, it was all given by Chen Xueru, he didn't pay for it.

"Thank you, brother, and thank you, sister."

"..."

After the two of them finished speaking, they opened the red envelope excitedly, just like a child.

But... that's right.

At eleven o'clock at noon, there was movement outside the door, and soon someone knocked on the door.

Li Xiuzhu opened the door and saw that it was Silhu who knocked on the door.

As soon as he saw Li Xiuzhu opening the door, Shazhu was the first to speak: "Little Uncle Li, our ancestors asked you to kowtow."

What?Tell me to kowtow?

That wouldn't work, this wasn't a kiss, and it wasn't a dead person, so he couldn't knock her.

"Just say that your uncle's family is sleeping and haven't gotten up yet."

Silly Zhu was not happy when he heard this. Why should you not do it if I do it?
"Uncle Li, you are lying. I can't lie to others."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiuzhu took out a red envelope.

"The red envelope is one yuan. You can use it to buy four small whips."

"Do you know what to say?"

Silly Zhu immediately smiled after hearing this.

"Uncle, you are right, you are sleeping."

"Okay, I'll give you my New Year's greetings."

Silly Zhu hurriedly said: "Happy New Year, uncle, I wish you a long life."

Li Xiuzhu froze, this damn kid cursed me, right? I have already become an immortal, and you told me that I can only live to be a hundred years old?

"This one is not good, change it to another one."

"Ah?" Shazhu was confused, he didn't expect this.

Didn't his father say that if you say auspicious words to your elders and say longevity, everyone will like it?Why did his uncle change now?

Seeing Sha Zhu's stupidity, Li Xiuzhu knew that he was embarrassing Sha Zhu.

Covering his forehead with one hand, he taught: "Listen to your uncle. For someone as handsome and young as your uncle, you can't wish me a long life. You have to wish me a group of wives and concubines."

After hearing this, Shazhu no longer hesitated about what to say, and directly said in a similar manner: "Then I wish my uncle that you will have many wives and concubines."

Li Xiuzhu then handed the red envelope to Shazhu with satisfaction.

"Okay, let's go."

"Let the rain come to celebrate the New Year soon."

"Okay Uncle."

Li Xiuzhu closed the door and returned to the back room. Chen Xueru asked, "Are you here to pay New Year's greetings?"

"No."

Li Xiuzhu explained: "The old lady asked Shazhu to ask me to kowtow. I asked Shazhu to tell me that I was still asleep."

Chen Xueru smiled. Although she didn't expect Li Xiuzhu's tricks, it was quite interesting.

"Man, don't you want to pay New Year's greetings to the old lady?"

Li Xiuzhu shook his head upon hearing this.

"It's normal to pay New Year greetings, but it's not okay to kowtow. It's not like I'm an elder."

"Kneel to the sky, kneel to the ground, kneel to your parents, I've never heard of you kneeling to your neighbors."

"The man has gold at his knees, I can't kneel down."

As he spoke, he looked at Chen Xueru and suddenly said: "Of course, if my wife's situation opens up, your man and I can also kneel down."

Chen Xueru's face turned red when she heard this, and she glared at Li Xiuzhu. Why did she get in the car while talking?

She has learned a lot of short words recently and knows what this pattern is.

"Irregular."

At the same time, Silly Zhu also returned to the old lady's house. When he entered the room, he said: "Old ancestor, my little uncle Li said he was sleeping."

"Yu Yu, Uncle Li asked you to go and get red envelopes for New Year greetings."

old lady:……

Yi Zhonghai: ...

He Daqing:...

Jia Zhang: ...

Jia Dongxu and others:...

Fortunately, Li Xiuzhu is not here, otherwise he would have to educate Silly Zhu, why would he say that he was not at home.

The old lady was a little angry. She didn't expect Li Xiuzhu to be so disrespectful to her, so she immediately said: "Give Madam another piece of that pillar, and Madam will give you the New Year's money given to your little Uncle Li."

When Shazhu heard that there was such a good thing, he immediately went up and knocked on one without hesitation.

The old lady directly handed the silver dollar in her hand to Shazhu.

"Silly Zhu, if you take this money with your sister Yuyu to pay New Year greetings, just say it's the kowtow money given by your wife."

He Daqing:...

Jia Zhang: ...

Yi Zhonghai: ...

This money can make them bend their knees, just because they are used to worshiping in the past.

But I don’t want to think about what kind of family Li Xiuzhu’s family is. I want them to kowtow for just one dollar. This is really overthinking.

But let alone, they were curious and wanted to see if Li Xiuzhu would come to kowtow.

After a while, the door of Li Xiuzhu's house rang again.

After Qin Huairu opened the door, he walked in with He Yuzhu and He Yuyu.

"Little Uncle Li, my wife gave me a silver dollar and asked me to take my sister to wish you a happy new year."

"By the way, my wife asked me to tell you that this is the kowtow money my wife gave me."

Li Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he was amused.

From this sentence, he guessed what Silly Zhu said there.

This little fool deserves to be called Silly Zhu. He really only had the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

However, Li Xiuzhu was unmoved, not even thinking about looking at the silver dollar.

Heshen's treasures are all on him, and he is no longer interested in money.

How can money be as valuable as the 15 billion taels of gold and silver he carries?

This was just gold and silver money. He didn't take into account the treasures, Buddha statues, relics, etc. at all.

capitalist?Capitalists will cry when they see it.

If the domestic money cannot be saved in the future, he plans to ask Chen Xueru to use the money to donate a Prince Gong Mansion.

Come to think of it, even if it's worse, it's not much different.

Of course, if Prince Gong’s Palace is not suitable, other palaces can also be considered.

Let’s talk about the rest.

Chen Xueru seemed to realize that the silver dollar was unusual, and asked Li Xiuzhu in a low voice: "Is this money different?"

Li Xiuzhu nodded, and did not shy away from the two children. He said directly: "It should be rare money. Some people still want it for a hundred or ten yuan a piece."

(End of this chapter)