Chapter 438 Wuchao
Liu An, the king of Huainan in the Han Dynasty, took the elixir and became an immortal. His chickens and dogs also ascended to heaven after eating the elixir he refined. This is how one person attained the Tao, chickens and dogs ascended to heaven!
"Gohan, your senior brother said you are a chicken dog!" Tang Yan said with a smile.

"Master! You don't understand. There are many people like me in heaven. It is also luck to become a big shot!" Pig Gohan said with a smile: "I am an old pig, isn't it right now? Master, your chicken or dog?”

"Okay! That's good!"

Pig Gohan was not ashamed, but proud of it, which made Tang Yan laugh. This pig Gohan is worthy of being an official in the Heavenly Court, and he is really well-connected!
"Gohan, you may have had a good father in your previous life!" Tang Yan said again.

"Hey~ Isn't it tradition to fight for dad?" Pig Gohan said without taking it seriously: "If you can fight for dad, why not fight for dad? I wonder who this good dad of mine is? Are you still there? Can you please give me another chance? Bundle!"

"How do you know he didn't fish for you?"

"That……"

"Eat! Eat!" Tang Yan interrupted Pig Gohan and said, "After eating, continue on the road."

After eating, one person, one monkey and one pig continued to set off and walked for more than half a month. After crossing the border of Uzang Kingdom, I suddenly looked up and saw a high mountain.

Pig Gohan had been with Tang Yan for more than half a month and knew the temperament of this bald donkey. As long as you don't violate this bald ass's bottom line, most of the time you are very easy to talk to.

"Ah, you are a pig and a hyena from Fuling Mountain. How come you have such a great fate that you have to walk with a holy monk!" Zen Master Wuchao said in surprise.

Pig Gohan also bowed to Zen Master Wuchao and said, "Old Zen Master, it's time to bow."

"You idiot~ you blame your father for being implicated. Why didn't you thank him when the chickens and dogs ascended to heaven!" the monkey joked. After going through many hardships, he went to Fangcun Mountain to learn his skills, and was finally granted the title of Bi Mawen by the Heavenly Court.

"What thigh?" Pig Gohan asked, and the monkey was also curious. He also felt that this master was mysterious all day long.

"Oh?" Tang Yan responded while riding on the horse with his eyes half closed.

Zen Master Wuchao also discovered that the three of them left the nest and jumped down from the tree. Tang Yan got off his horse and said: "Master, you are polite. The poor monk is the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty in the East, who went to the West to learn scriptures."

"A thigh that is extremely thick among Buddhists! Even if you pluck out even one hair, it's still thicker than a human!"

Tang Yan was riding a horse and saw a firewood nest on the cypress tree on the mountain. There are elk holding flowers, and mountain monkeys offering fruits. On the treetops, there are blue luan and colorful phoenix singing together.

"That's Zen Master Wuchao!" Pig Gohan pointed at the person on the bird's nest and said.

The only difficulty is that you need to guess this bald donkey's bottom line. This bald donkey's brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people.

"Old Pig, I just teased Chang'e, and I got two thousand blows and was knocked down to the mortal world. I'm not stupid. Isn't it obvious that I was implicated?" Pig Gohan said with a snort: "I don't know what I am doing. What did the plagued father do?"

"Master, the mountain ahead is called Futu Mountain. There is a Zen Master Wuchao who practices here. I, the old pig, have also seen him!"

"Master! You are wrong!" Pig Gohan said jokingly: "Thighs like this should be kept at a respectful distance. If you are too close, it is easy to be scratched or rubbed by the leg hair. You don't know how you died!" "

"You can see clearly!" Tang Yan said.

"Then you missed a big leg!" Tang Yan said with a smile.

While he was talking, he came to the foot of the mountain and walked towards the mountain. Along the way, there are green pines and junipers, green willows and red peaches, water under the stream, and a cloud in front of the cliff. It is really exquisite and elegant, and it looks like a beautiful mountain and good water.

And this idiot became a god and became Marshal of the Water Mansion Tianpeng in a daze, which is really outrageous!
"I didn't know who my father was at that time! There was no way to thank him!" Pig Gohan said honestly.

"He did persuade me to practice with him, but I never went!"

"I've seen the holy monk!" Zen Master Wuchao bowed.

"A few years ago, I was encouraged by Guanyin Bodhisattva and gave me the opportunity to be his disciple." Pig Gohan said.

"Oh?" Zen Master Wuchao heard this and said meaningfully: "Okay, okay!" He turned to the monkey and said, "Who is this?"

"He is my great disciple, Sun Wukong!" Tang Yan didn't wait for the monkey to say, and rushed to say: "Old Zen Master, do you really don't recognize him?" "You don't!" Zen Master Wuchao shook his head and said.

"Monks don't gossip!" Tang Yan said again.

"If you don't recognize it, you don't recognize it!"

"It can't be that way. The lies I told you in the past have nothing to do with me now, right?"

"Haha~ Master is so humorous!" Zen Master Wuchao laughed.

The monkey watched the two people talking and slowly tasted the taste. This bald donkey knew who Zen Master Wuchao was, and seemed sure that Zen Master Wuchao knew him, but Zen Master Wuchao pretended to be confused.

"Where did the Zen master come from?" Tang Yan asked again.

It was very strange that they came to Futu Mountain, but they asked the Zen master where he came from.

"Come here for the sutra!" Zen Master Wuchao said.

"What's wrong!"

"The Vedas!"

"Oh? What's the use of this sutra?" Tang Yan asked calmly.

"This sutra is a sutra of evil obstacles. It can make a person fall into reincarnation and never be reincarnated. It is truly the most evil sutra in the world!" Zen Master Wuchao sighed and said.

"So powerful?"

"It's so powerful! Has the mage ever heard of it?"

"The poor monk is lucky enough to have heard a little bit about it." Tang Yan looked at Zen Master Wuchao with his red eyes and said: "This sutra has caused people to lose their etiquette and music, and fathers and sons to kill each other. There is no more benevolence, justice and morality in the world, only naked plots and interests! How terrifying!”

"Where is..." Pig Gohan didn't know what kind of riddle the two of them were playing, and when he was about to interrupt, the monkey covered his mouth.

The monkey said: "Stop talking!"

"I wonder what the master thinks of this sutra?" Zen Master Wuchao asked leisurely.

"There is nothing I can do in the face of such evil sutras! But my Dharma is low, and I have a saying that I don't know whether to say or not!"

"Master, please speak!"

"After hearing this, Zen Master won't become angry, right?"

"No, no!"

"After hearing this, the Zen master won't beat someone up, right?"

"No, no, no!" Zen Master Wuchao shook his head repeatedly and said, "It's all a matter of family, how could I be like this?"

"Okay then! Master Zen, listen up, there are people in the world who slander me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, belittle me, belittle me, hate me, and lie to me. How should I deal with it?!"

"Just tolerate him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, and you can see him!"

Tang Yan asked and answered his own questions, which made Zen Master Wuchao's face turn as black as the bottom of a pot, as if he was Wuchao.

What the hell, others are trying to knock your bones and suck out your marrow, but you still avoid them and respect them, as if you are at the mercy of others!

Aren’t you advising him to lie down and wait for death?
Are you really not entertaining him?
(End of this chapter)

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