Chapter 17 5760 meters knife
Blood!Blood!Blood!

The house was full of blood, flowing underground.Donut seemed to be absentminded, painting blasphemous symbols in the living room with blood, which was the language of the devil.

He murmured to himself, and an ominous black aura accompanied his muttering, emerging from his body and swallowing up the blood and the bodies of the two unlucky women throughout the living room.Seemingly satisfied, he burped and continued to recite blasphemous scriptures.

As the sky gradually became brighter, the sound of the scriptures slowly disappeared, and Donut fell into a drowsy sleep, and did not get up until three o'clock in the morning.

"Well, what time is it?" Donut stretched himself out, then looked at his phone, "It's almost twelve o'clock! Where are the two girls?"

Donut was startled and got up to look at where he hid the money.

"Huh~ Still there!" Donut said thankfully. Fortunately, the two girls didn't take away their money when they left.

Yes, he thought that the woman he called yesterday left by himself in the morning.

"I met a noble man by chance yesterday! Today I'm going to start a new day, and my struggle in the United States starts with delivering takeaways!" Donut counted the money to cheer himself up!

The reflection of the donut smiled at him on the glass in the living room.

Time passes like this day by day, and a week has passed in the blink of an eye.The three of them, Tang Yan, took turns monitoring the donuts. They delivered a few takeout orders every day to ensure the minimum standard of living, and then made high-intensity ridiculous remarks online.It really left Tang Yan and the three of them speechless.

That's it?Are you still coming to the United States?

Seeing that a quarter of the mission time had passed, Donut still had no intention of going back, which made Tang Yan and the three of them feel a little strange.

Despite the strangeness in his heart, the fact that this mission took so long was actually beneficial to Tang Yan and the three of them, as it allowed the three of them to become more familiar with their identities as reincarnators.

Meditating on luck every night and practicing magic sword slashing, Tang Yan felt that he was much stronger than when he came to this world.

At least when you encounter an enemy, you won't be in a hurry.

And because he always makes noises every time he practices swordsmanship, he is quite famous locally as the "rumored purple devil in the forest"!This made Tang Yan dumbfounded.

But it also indirectly reflects that the devil is not far away from the lives of local residents, and is even close by!
On the eighth day, early in the morning, Tang Yan was still practicing swordsmanship when he heard Donut calling.

"Brother Tang! Help!"

"what happened?"

"Brother Tang! You have to save me!" Donut said in tears. When he was walking on the line, he had never felt so sad after being insulted by the Mexicans.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? If you have something to say, please tell me!"

"5760 meters knife!"

"what?"

"Brother Tang, I went to the emergency room! I received the bill this morning, 5760 meters!"

“It’s normal for medical treatment to be more expensive!”

"But he didn't see a doctor. The man just chatted with me for 15 minutes! Then after a while, I received the bill!" Donut couldn't help but cursed.

"Huh? What are you talking about slowly?" Tang Yan was surprised, 15 meters in 5760 minutes, this is a money grab.

Donut babbled and explained the matter from the beginning. To put it simply, he had a problem with his waist. He wanted to go to the hospital and ask if he could get some money from the United States and perform lumbar disc herniation surgery for free.

He went to the hospital and asked the security guard, who asked him to go to the emergency room.He went to the emergency room and asked the doctor.The doctor first asked about the simple situation, then touched his waist and told him that he could not perform free lumbar disc herniation surgery.Since he couldn't do it for free, he would go back.Some time later, today, he received a shocking bill.

"Brother Tang! If he gets cured, I will accept the money. But...but I just asked, and he needs so much money." Donut's tone was very low, "All the money in my card is It’s all deducted automatically!”

"Where's the money I gave you last time?"

"I'm afraid of being robbed, so I put it in my card!" Donut said, feeling like he was about to cry.

When criminals like Donuts enter the United States, they are first imprisoned for two months and then issued a card and a number.This number is similar to a temporary ID card, and this card is a temporary bank card.

The purpose of giving a temporary bank card is to pay taxes!
What happened to the black households? The black households also have to pay taxes!

In the United States, death and taxes are the only things that cannot be avoided.

Now Donut was smart enough to put cash into his card, and he learned a vivid lesson.

"Brother Tang, I am penniless now and need your help!" Donut said in a low voice.

"..." To be honest, Tang Yan didn't really want to deal with this scum, but for the mission, he had to deal with this scum, "How many do you need?"

"Five thousand? Oh no, just 4000 meters!" Donut said.

"This is not a small amount!" Tang Yan said, not because he didn't have the money, but because he wanted to use the money to get the donuts.

Half of the people in the United States have less than $1000 in savings. 4000 meters is indeed not a small amount of money for ordinary people in the United States, but in the eyes of wealthy Americans, it is not money at all.

"How about I write you an IOU? To be honest, Brother Tang, I think the United States is a bit of a trap. I even had the idea that the United States is not as easy to mess with as China." Donut said self-defeatingly.

"What's up, brother, a little difficulty scares you! This is the United States, where dreams begin! Let's do this, I'll lend you five thousand! You have to cheer up!!" Tang Yan was worried about this I really wanted to go back, so I hurriedly had chicken soup.

Donut was overjoyed, "Brother Tang, you are really my brother!"

Damn it, if I had such a brain-dead brother, I would beat him to death with my own hands!Tang Yan cursed in his heart.

unlucky!

The two agreed on a meeting place and time and hung up the phone.Tang Yan looked at the wooden sword in his hand and found that he really had no intention of practicing. After returning to the hotel, he told Li Ziwen and Zhang Changgong about this.

"Huh? Medical treatment in the United States is so expensive!" Li Ziwen said.

"It's so expensive if you don't buy insurance, and you still go to the emergency room. It's like helping a good person and giving money to the hospital." Zhang Changgong has been surfing the Internet these days and knows a little about the United States. He pressed his legs and said: "In the United States, ordinary people call once The ambulance may go bankrupt! Not to mention the emergency room! In this state, emergency room charges can be charged by the second!”

"...No injections, no medicine, just sitting down and chatting with you. Even though I can rob him, I insist on touching my waist, it's really..." Li Ziwen shook his head and said.

"As expected of a Taoist priest who is determined to slay demons and demons, he is literate!" Zhang Changgong listened to Li Ziwen's rhyme and said with his thumb.

"Money is not an issue. When we were on the phone just now, I heard that he had the idea of ​​going back. This is a bad sign!" Tang Yan said, counting the money.

With his and Zhang Changgong's skills, there is really no shortage of money in the country where gangs are everywhere.

"It depends on how much Brother Tang cheats!" Zhang Changgong said.

"Well, give him some encouragement first, and then give him some encouragement." Tang Yan decided on his deception strategy.

 5760 meters for 15 minutes, it’s really up for grabs, but you have to see a doctor!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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