I was beheaded in the Middle Ages for 20 years

Chapter 72 [Remarks on the Shelf]

I have been wearing these pure cotton Antarctic underwear for three years.

Not only are they ripped, but they have also begun to stretch as my butt becomes plumper. In the words of my wife, I can wear these underwear as sexy underwear.

When I bought it three years ago, I just wanted it to be loose and breathable while preventing leakage.

For 39 yuan and [-] pairs of underwear, it is already great.

But as an author, I still want to be on the shelf and cut readers off. Obviously, I can't wear these ripped Antarctic underwear to write a book for everyone, so I threw it away.

So what's the point of me saying this.

not at all.

But there must be a beginning to the introduction.

There are always readers who are curious about whether the author works full-time or care about what my wife does.

To be honest, my wife and I both have part-time jobs. I write part-time, and she works part-time as a folk singer.

Seriously, I feel relieved when I see many netizens criticizing rappers recently.

After all, a few years earlier, it was my wife who was scolded for doing folk songs.

Have you noticed that folk singers and rappers are two extremes in the music industry.

Folk singers all give people the feeling that they can only live in a bridge.

Think of the keywords for folk singers.

Cheap cigarettes, shabby single room, old photos in wallet, No. [-] bus, unpaid air conditioner, Anhe Bridge in memory.

Just these people who engage in folk songs give people the feeling that they can go to the village entrance to receive subsistence allowances as soon as they open their mouth.

Think again about rapper keywords.

Wearing the new Bulgari and driving a full-model Lamborghini, I went to Shanghai’s Second Ring Road for a party. I never had to worry about money. My sister queued up to follow me. A5 Wagyu was only suitable for feeding my dog ​​at home. Here is the big head from the CDC, 24 hours a day Some people kneeled down to give me
Ahem, this is what I want to express.

My wife and I don't earn much, so we can barely live. In order to let my wife live a better life with the author, I will give you [-] per day after it is put on the shelves. I don't know how long it will last. At least for a month, I will give you [-] per day. Let’s talk about the badge.

Then I remembered that some old readers care about the author very much. They often ask me privately about my physical and mental condition, and often ask me some questions.

For example, I asked about the meaning of working hard to live, or whether 2000 yuan could cover my night.

First of all, 2000 yuan for a night package is definitely not enough.

And regarding the meaning of life, I once drank a bowl of poisonous chicken soup. The general meaning is that we have already seen the script of life in heaven. The reason why we choose this script to become ourselves is because this script is worthwhile. place.

This poisonous chicken soup once became the reason for me to live a positive and optimistic life in the face of hardships before I was 20 years old.

Until my mother started complaining that giving birth to a son like me would require getting married, buying a house, and giving gifts. If she had known that giving birth to me would be such a hassle, she would not have given birth to me.

At that time, I was curious whether she had read her life script carefully. That night in 96, you should have restrained yourself. If you don’t want to give birth to me, you don’t want to live.

When I was young, I also thought that the world would need me, or that the world would change a little bit because of my existence.

But my experience as a social worker after graduation and working outside for several years told me that life itself is meaningless and the world doesn’t need me.

And my existence is meaningful to my parents. I may be the result of their mutual affection, maybe they are the product of passing on the family line, or I may even be their impulsive punishment after a one-night stand.

I always like to search for meaning deeply, to find a reason and hope for my boring and numb life.

I often look at the novels I have written and wonder, what is the meaning of these novels?

What I want to sublime is not sublime enough, what I want to be funny is not funny enough, and only the vulgar parts are really vulgar.

Looking back, I think most of the novel plots I wrote were boring, and I spent most of my life on these things that I thought were boring and meaningless.

It is true that I did make some dirty money from this novel that is not on the market.

But that's not exactly what I want.

In fact, I wanted to say these words to my old readers three years ago, but I was very afraid that the old readers would ask me, since life is meaningless, why not just let it go?

Let me make it clear first, please don’t stay in my novel.

I have seen a lot of chicken soup that makes people try to face suffering. For example, people don’t need courage to dare to die in this life, but they need it to live.

But this is too official for my liking.

I want to say that you all only live this once. Who knows whether you will be reincarnated in the next life?Even if you can really be reincarnated, you will most likely be reincarnated into 39 yuan and [-] pairs of ripped, brushed cotton Antarctic underwear in your next life.

Of course, this world does have its unhappy parts.

For example, natural disasters, man-made disasters, evil people's hearts, and collusion between officials and businessmen.
There is also a second level jungler to catch.

So I never believed in fate, but it wasn’t until I met some people at some special points in my life that I might not even know looking back, and became friends with them and lovers with them.

Although most of them cannot accompany me for a long journey, their presence has indeed changed my life.

I couldn't help but sigh, this forced-bred world is really damn good.If I wrote my life into a book, maybe there would be half suffering and half happiness, maybe it would be mediocre and unwilling to make people upset, maybe it would be a vulgar plot that has no connotation and would not pass the review without deletion.

Okay, so much has been said above, what I want to express is very simple.

My wife is the meaning of my life.

Other people's comments for being listed are to thank the readers, the editor, Ultraman, and CCTV.

But my speech on the launch is to thank my wife, thank her very much.

Therefore, I will work hard to update and maintain the quality so that everyone will have the desire to watch it for the rest of their lives.

Again, it’s just a matter of days and a month, and then we’ll talk about the rest.

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