You said you were bragging, but why are you serious?

Chapter 277: Straight hook and salty bait

Su Wei said that today would be a seminar on useless products, and everyone believed him.

But what this guy takes out has always been very particular about whether it shines in the east or shines in the west.

In view of this guy's urinary nature, few people would think that this simplified version of the Beast Taming Pill is useless to humans.

Indeed, words and spirits cannot change people’s cognition.

But since the elixir created by Yan Ling can change a person's physique, Su Wei is really not sure whether it can change a person's preference for something or someone.

It would have been better if he had categorically stated from the beginning that this thing was useless to people. If he hesitated, he would have missed the best opportunity for modification.

At this moment, even if Su Wei wanted to use the spirit of speech to modify the elixir, there was nothing he could do.

Everyone will subconsciously doubt, is this thing really ineffective on people?

Once the word spirit entry is locked, it would be fine if it takes effect directly. If it doesn't take effect, Su Wei will really have no way to convince these viewers unless he comes up with evidence.

The simplified version of the Beast Taming Pill is effective for humans, so it is impossible to sell it.

If you don't sell it, doesn't that really support the claim that this elixir is useful to people?

How important is it that the Beast Taming Pill is effective on humans?

The blind chicken locks the word spirit. This thing will cause the word spirit slot to be unable to be unlocked for a lifetime.

Du Xiaoying laughed twice, covering up the embarrassment of the slip of the tongue, and quickly changed the subject.

Although there is no example of self-cultivation going against nature, at least it laid a solid foundation for the Xianxia system of latecomers, so that Su Wei's bragging would not become groundless.

Du Xiaoying's little red hand won the prize on the first shot, which made her more determined that ancient prescriptions were more useful than genetic preparations. She didn't even take a look at the test tubes in the box.

Whether the seals of these legendary creatures can be unlocked depends on the direction of the audience's barrage.

Du Xiaoying's brain circuit is always a little different from normal people.

"Brother Su Wei, isn't this the blood of vampires and werewolves? It's been so many years, and it hasn't scabbed yet?"

"Gene potions? These test tubes are much more powerful than gene potions. Have you heard of those vampires, werewolves and the like in the West?"

Vampires, on the other hand, do not have the ability to reproduce, and the expansion of the group depends entirely on initial support. So guess what's in these test tubes? "

"Are you talking about the Eye of Twilight?"

"Speaking of vampires, we have to go back to elementary school. I used to read novels, and the vampires written in them were gentlemen and rich, with a private castle. There was a butler in a tuxedo and countless servants in the castle. Then It was still very confusing at that time, it should be regarded as dark history.”

Speaking of which, the development history of Xianxia only lasts for more than ten years.

And the ancient prescriptions he took out were ridiculously competitive with each other. Naturally, many people were jealous of the benefits that this stack of ancient paper could create.

"The Twilight Eyes are something from the ninja's childhood."

Using these weird elixirs to stack the Domination Server is naturally a way to dig holes for the potions that will appear later.

Many people know that Su Wei has a stack of yellowed ancient paper in his hand.

Du Xiaoying doesn't mind sharing her dark history.

Which one is more important, Su Wei naturally has a strong balance in his mind.

"When you were in elementary school, Western fantasy novels were popular. I don't need to say more about the interactions between werewolves, vampires, the Holy See, witches, and demon hunters.

Regarding the creatures in Western Fantasy legends, there had never been any foreshadowing before, and Su Wei did not dare to boast about Haikou like Gu Fang did.

After taking it, you can stay up for three consecutive days without sleeping and then fall into a coma for a whole day. This is an overtime artifact called "Lion Awakening Pill". I guess even unscrupulous companies would not dare to use this thing...

Western fantasy reached its peak in the history of Chinese novels. Counting the time, it was probably around the time Du Xiaoying was in elementary school.

"Brother Su Wei, is this some kind of genetic potion?"

For the immortals and gods before this, you have to read Journey to the West, The List of Gods, and The Classic of Mountains and Seas.

Everyone knows that people who are injured by a werewolf in the story will turn into a werewolf if they are lucky enough to survive.

When Su Wei asked Du Xiaoying to "draw a lottery" again, she pointed decisively at one of the test tubes in the corner.

Having said that, is there any need to guess what is in the test tube?

These elixirs are all more or less related to cultivating immortals. No one would doubt that they are simplified versions of those awesome elixirs in immortal novels.

What's more, why do the mechanisms of action of these elixirs sound so "scientific"?

Su Wei chuckled, took out two test tubes from the black box, and said:

However, in these stories, if a mortal wants to become an immortal, he must either sleep with a fairy, take an elixir, or erect a monument, receive incense, and become a god through merit.

The "cold-repelling and heat-repelling pill" that reduces the impact of ambient temperature on the human body by reducing the surface temperature exchange rate is only useful for some special types of work, except for saving some electricity bills.

In fact, for now, Su Wei can already come up with some "unscientific" pills.

But no one expected that Su Wei's so-called "Talentless Items Appreciation Conference" was really full of tasteless items!

After today, there will probably be a lot less people interested in that pile of ancient paper.

……

But who knows, those test tubes are actually the protagonists today.

Today, when Su Wei has admitted that the revival of spiritual energy is coming, and there are many powerful ancient prescriptions ahead, the audience has long been accustomed to the strange effects of the stack of ancient paper in Su Wei's hand.

"Guixi Dan", which can enhance the response efficiency of the lungs to low-concentration oxygen and thus extend the breath-holding time, can only be used to compare with others to see who can hold their breath longer?

After Du Xiaoying touched several "real tasteless" elixirs in succession, she became annoyed and turned her attention to a few test tubes, wanting to change her mind and see if there was anything interesting in these elixirs. cake.

However, his temperament has always been relatively stable. It would be better to leave these things until after the spiritual energy is revived and everyone has a superficial understanding of cultivating immortals.

Who hasn’t been young, frivolous and ignorant?

Black history is a thing, if you tell it yourself, that's a job, but if others find out, that's the real death of society.

As soon as Su Wei finished speaking, question marks filled the screen in the live broadcast room.

Su Wei didn't know how to answer this question.

I wanted to check the direction of the barrage first, but I took a sneak peek and realized that the barrage in the live broadcast room was completely invisible.

[Vampires are infertile? Doesn’t that mean you can serve the emperor? 】

[Oh, no wonder the vampires in those foreign movies are so feminine and soft. Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. 】

[Compared to this, I am more concerned about another issue. The blood of werewolves can be spread through the blood of wounds. If there are werewolves who have nothing to do and come to get blood, then I have to use blood, right? 】

[You are stupid, just use the dust-cleansing marrow pill. 】

Did these people never doubt the authenticity of Su Wei's words?

In fact, there is really nothing to doubt.

It is said that the spiritual energy has revived, and ancient warriors and immortal cultivators have come out. Even if those foreign myths and legends are true, there is nothing surprising.

This is the benefit of increased public acceptance of the outrageous.

At this moment, if anyone jumps out and asks: Is it true or false? Can vampires and werewolves really exist?

Even if it’s not to be despised to death by people who “know the business”. Seeing this, Su Wei was a bachelor, so he started making up:

"I don't know. I can't be sure because they are known for their resilience."

The resilience of werewolves is well known, and many classic characters in foreign films and television have more or less the shadow of werewolves.

Vampires are even more standard. As long as there is a source of blood, they cannot die at all.

That makes sense.

"The darker one is the blood of werewolves, and the redder one is the blood of vampires. If injected into the body, it will change a person's race and bloodline."

As the reminder sounded in his mind, Su Wei was speechless.

It takes no effort to get there even if you wear iron shoes. Su Wei never expected that these fans would not be on guard against him at all.

His cautious little Jiujiu all turned into a battle of wits and courage with the air.

The only thing that gave him a headache was Du Xiaoying.

"Ah? Then why do you say this potion is useless? Is it because vampires can't sunbathe or because werewolves will go crazy when they see the moon?"

"There are no vampires or werewolves in my ancestors. How do I know if vampires sunbathe and if werewolves go crazy? The reason why they are classified as useless is because both werewolves and vampires have special energy similar to internal force. This energy and internal force The spiritual powers are not compatible.

Moreover, the upper limit of this thing is just that. As long as there is fifty or sixty years of internal power in the body, the werewolf is a stake to measure damage, and the vampire is a target to practice marksmanship. "

The questions Du Xiaoying asked already involved Su Wei's knowledge blind spots.

The Spiritual Potion only defines the conversion method between vampires and werewolves. As for whether these two things can sunbathe or go crazy, it all depends on which part of the public supports the life characteristics of vampires and werewolves. A little more.

However, considering that the main purpose of these two bottles of "Origin Blood" was to dig holes, Su Wei was still cautious.

I originally wanted to use the word spirit to lock the upper limit of the combat power of these two races, but unexpectedly, no word spirit entry was generated at all.

In this way, Su Wei can more confidently and boldly deceive people.

……

Compared with immortals and martial arts, werewolves and vampires in the West are obviously much more "scientific".

Although it has extremely extraordinary resilience, the price it needs to pay is undoubtedly greater.

Vampires need fresh blood, and werewolves also need adequate nutritional supplements. An injured werewolf will become more violent, probably for this reason.

However, extraordinary resilience is like a joke in this era.

Regardless of whether they are werewolves, vampires, or ancient warriors, they have no arrogance in the face of the heavy firearms of the established system.

It's impossible for everyone to be Su Wei and still be alive and kicking after being shot in the head.

Two years ago, this thing would have been something that people would flock to, but now...

If there were no side effects, as a prop in the "Get something for nothing" series, it would still have some value.

However, since it is not compatible with internal spiritual power, it is truly useless.

What's more, this thing is likely to have side effects like those in werewolf and vampire legends.

There is no doubt that since the shortcomings of these two groups have been made known to everyone, they must have been ingrained in the public consciousness.

Based on Su Wei's understanding of Yanling, it is absolutely impossible for it to eliminate these well-known negative effects.

Having said that, Du Xiaoying still felt that this thing might be of some use:

"Can't vampires and werewolves practice internal skills? That's really a bit useless. But according to legend, vampires can live for hundreds of years. Mr. Shen might like it."

After all, Su Wei is only one person, so his planning cannot be perfect.

Few people can resist the temptation of immortality.

However, cultivating immortality is the road to immortality. Unless there are really no conditions, why should we use vampire blood to replace it?

What's more, in the world where Su Wei is present, a small change occurs in three days, and a big change occurs in five days.

Immortality? In a few decades, who knows what the world will look like.

Even if he had to worry, it wasn't Su Wei's turn to worry.

Thinking about it this way, longevity has become another gimmick, just waiting for others to bite you.

"If you think this thing is useful, then vote for it."

Du Xiaoying pursed her lips and smiled, naturally she would not be fooled by Su Wei: "That won't work, Xiaoying will vote for the Beast Taming Pill."

Doing this is tantamount to cutting off your own future. Su Wei's fans are all young and their aura is about to recover. Who can think of such an evil method of immortality?

However, Du Xiaoying once again mentioned the Beast Taming Pill, which opened the door to a new world for everyone.

[Let’s just say, are vampires and werewolves considered humans or beasts? 】

[Count the orcs. 】

[I announce that Taming Beast Pill will win the MVP seat of today’s tasteless product seminar. 】

[You have agreed to vote, there is no reason to go back on your word halfway, Su Shen, I don’t want you to become a villain who goes back on your word! 】

[There is no such thing as a beast control pill. I don’t believe it. They are all just bragging, unless I see the real thing. 】

This group of people were all looking for fun, and they didn't necessarily intend to get some beast control pills to find a partner, but it was true that the things Su Wei took out from behind were "not fun."

They are all useless stuff, but aren’t they just “fun” stuff, so how many votes will they get?

"It seems that everyone doesn't like 'not being human' very much. Indeed, vampires and werewolves are not in line with the aesthetics of our country. If it doesn't work, these things should be returned to their original owners and returned to the foreigners. It just doesn't work. Know if they want it or not.”

Fans in the live broadcast room thought Su Wei was joking. No one knew that the experienced hunter had already dug a hole and was waiting for his prey to take the bait.

Su Wei's identity is no longer a secret internationally.

Su Wei would never believe it if no foreigners were watching the Dousha live broadcast room.

Wang Weijian set limits on elixirs and techniques. Although they were not particularly strict restrictions, it was not that easy to mass-produce ancient warriors.

As long as the source of the Liuhe Explosive Qi Pill is blocked, the outside world will never be able to catch up.

But Su Wei seemed to be joking, but he gave others an excuse to "request" two tubes of source blood from him.

In addition to power, there is also immortality as bait.

If you think about it from another perspective, no matter how low the probability of success is, these people will still give it a try.

As long as they dare to ask for it, Su Wei will dare to give it, not only to give it, but to give it in a big way.

Next, you just need to wait quietly for the fish to bite the hook.

(End of this chapter)