You said you were bragging, but why are you serious?

Chapter 198: Build the thickest armor and receive the harshest beating

Chapter 198: Build the thickest armor and receive the harshest beating

As the saying goes, things are precious.

Although from Su Wei's point of view, the effect of the consecration technique given by Yan Ling was indeed a bit poor.

But if Du Xiaoying really wants to buy millions of consecrated silver rings and post them in the live broadcast room every day...

The labor cost required for consecration is a trivial matter, and no matter how small the influence is, it cannot sustain the accumulation of quantity.

If you really want to do this, you will have to have some fun sooner or later.

In fact, even if they don't do this, someone has already started to work on it.

As the largest anchor of Dousha, Du Xiaoying has more than 10 million real fans, which means that one out of every 100 Chinese people has paid attention to Du Xiaoying.

And with such a large fan base, there are naturally no shortage of people who mail her gifts.

Past issues can no longer be traced, but there are a total of 63 fans who still have express delivery information. The first batch of rings "consecrated by Master Su personally" were sent back just like this.

Su Wei never imagined that with more than sixty rings, someone could give him something to play with.

Liang Hanbao, Internet vest: Truth Sect-Hamburg.

Liang Hanbao, who claimed to be a "truth sect" back then, thought that the world was sober when Su Wei first became popular, so he stood up and angrily scolded Su Wei as a "capital dog".

Unexpectedly, there was a young man nearby who had been cured of high paraplegia by black jade intermittent ointment. The old man in his family could not see his behavior of insulting his savior, so he beat him to the hospital with a stick.

Later, Shen Haoyu compensated Liang Hanbao a large sum of money for the old man, allowing him to achieve financial freedom on the spot.

After experiencing the curative effect of Black Jade Intermittent Cream, Liang Hanbao instantly turned from a fan of Su Wei to a loyal fan of Su Wei.

Later, Su Wei borrowed his account to become famous, which made him make a lot of money.

Since then, making videos has really become his hobby.

As for the main business, stay at home, watch videos, play games...

I have to say that Liang Hanbao's luck is indeed good.

Today, when Su Wei's reputation is at its peak, whoever speaks well of Su Wei will gain traffic.

Speaking of which, Liang Hanbao can be regarded as Su Wei's loyal supporter in the early days.

As a fan of Su Wei, it is naturally impossible to let go of Du Xiaoying's live broadcast room. After all, Su Wei's first-hand consultation is here.

Maybe it was because of Aiwujiwu, or maybe Du Xiaoying was lovable. Over time, Liang Hanbao also became a fan of Du Xiaoying.

And this time, he has a place among the more than 60 fans who sent gifts.

……

"Hi, everyone, I'm Truth Pie-Hamburg."

"As everyone knows, Master Su has recently caused a trend on the Internet, which has made many fans surprised: 'Huh? What? Master Su also has this kind of function?', I believe everyone must also be curious, what exactly is Master Su? What effect does it have that can actually shock netizens?"

"First of all, let me state that this video is purely for entertainment. Even if the final test results are a little different from what I expected, it is still purely for entertainment."

Liang Hanbao's videos mainly entertain the public with complaints. In fact, this form of video is more in line with the tastes of young people.

Although making videos has become a pure hobby, the videos in his Truth Sect series have never stopped being updated.

And precisely because there is no financial pressure, the quality of the content produced is better than before. Because of this, the number of fans has more than doubled compared to a year ago.

There has been a lot of fuss recently about Su Wei becoming a new generation of koi fish that netizens are flocking to.

In Su Wei's view, koi is just a glorified term.

If Du Xiaoying's live broadcast room is compared to a wishing fountain, then Su Wei is the king of the new generation of bastards.

Don't dwell on this matter, otherwise your blood pressure will go off the charts.

Liang Hanbao narrated the consecration event of the day in simple words, and combined it with the live broadcast in the live broadcast room that day, so that the audience who did not know the situation had a general understanding of Su Wei's "consecration technique".

Then, he started his "pure entertainment" time.

"Master Su personally opened the ring. I heard that only 63 were released in the first batch. As a fan of Master Su, I happened to be lucky enough to get one of them. Next, I will test it for you. Is the legendary 'consecration' a real thing, or is it the result of everyone's own entertainment." "Of course, there will definitely be many people who will say: 'Hamburg, you are a fan of Master Su, so naturally you talk to him. '. Actually, as a 'Truth Sect' up owner, if I lose my usual authenticity, who else will be willing to watch my videos?"

"I am a fan of Master Su, not because he has any idol aura, but just because what he has done deserves me to regard him as an idol."

"Considering your viewing experience, I will present the highlights in the next video, but out of respect for the facts and truth, I will show the complete test process without cutting a frame and put it at the end of the video part2 part.”

"In addition, before the video starts, let me make one last statement: This video is not a "Truth Sect" series of videos. It is purely for entertainment. If it is more serious, then you are right."

Build the thickest armor and get the hardest beating.

This so-called statement was completely added later when making the video.

Before Liang Hanbao did the experiment, he never thought it would be such a result.

In order to connect with fans and prove the authenticity of his experiment, Liang Hanbao found Jia Quan.

The so-called experimental process is shockingly simple.

The two went to the bank to exchange 100 coins and bought a box of beer. They agreed to toss the coins. If there were more heads, then Jia Quan would have a drink. If there were more tails, then Liang Hanbao would have a drink.

Both of them are video uploaders, and they don't have much socializing, so naturally they don't drink well.

Drinking beer as a punishment is not too vulgar or too extreme, it is just right.

I found a room and started this "purely entertainment" experiment with TV programs as the background.

Then, the following scene appeared:

"are you ready?"

"Get started!"

slam-la-

"Count, count quickly."

"Forty-nine, fifty, fifty-one. If you die, drink it."

"Gudong, Gudong, Gudong, come again!"

"May one, five two, five three! Damn it, drink it!"

"Come again!"

"Fifty, five-one, five-two! Damn it, drink it!"

"I'm sorry! Come again!"

……

"Can you still make it? How about... let's forget it?"

"I'm going to... burp... go to the bathroom... come back and fight you again... for three hundred rounds!"

Jia Quan did not believe in evil, so he drank four glasses of beer from one bottle, and drank eight bottles in a row. In the end, he vomited on the toilet in the bathroom of Liang Hanbao's house.

As for Liang Hanbao, from beginning to end, he didn't even wet his lips.

Ask, assuming that the winning rate of each game is 1/2, what is the probability of winning 32 games in a row?

The answer is: 1 in 4.3 billion.

It is only one in 4.3 billion higher than the probability of winning the jackpot by buying a lottery ticket.

At the end of the experiment, Jia Quan was drunk and dreaming, while Liang Hanbao was sweating profusely.

The "Truth Sect" series of videos that were originally planned had to be excluded from the "Truth Sect" series of videos in the form of entertainment extras.

Who dares to take consecration as the truth?

I'm afraid it means "the water meter has been removed, the express delivery has been refused, no takeout has been ordered, the door has been reinforced, the windows are sealed, and the property fees have been paid for ten years..."

Otherwise, why do you think he would have such thick armor?

(End of this chapter)

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