Who still falls in love in the interstellar era?

Chapter 9 About the fact that I can tear pirates apart after time travel

Chapter 9: About the fact that I can tear pirates apart after time travel (please read and collect)
As soon as Wang Chao arrived at the pirate ship, his first reaction was to check for air leaks. It turned out that the air tightness of the pirate ship was still good, and the oxygen content did not drop too much.

However, the life support system here is broken after all. Taking off the helmet is a bit risky. If there is no oxygen while doing manual labor, you will be blind.

The second thing was that Wang Chao ran towards the hacker whose head was burned by the malicious virus and checked his prosthetic body.

Lily followed curiously: "What's wrong?"

Wang Chao's expression was serious: "This hacker's equipment is very poor. The computing power of his expanded brain is only slightly higher than that of my manned computer. It is a very old model. He will never be able to hack the security personnel of Galaxy Entertainment."

Lily was overjoyed: "Really? Then let's turn around and run!"

Wang Chao understood clearly that this guy was only thinking about relying on him.

And he had a familiar feeling - well, probably because the original bounty hunter Wang Chao was always favored by women who cheated on him.

This bastard whose luck never stops!

Wang Chao: "Don't worry, we just sent out the parcel an hour ago. The parcel should not have been recovered by the middleman yet. We will wait until the pirates' belongings are recovered."

Lily: "Okay! But it's a bit strange. How could a bounty hunter as powerful as you accept such a questionable commission?"

Wang Chao thought to himself, he obviously noticed something fishy, ​​so why did he still answer the call?

Then he recalled the reason why bounty hunter Wang Chao took this mission: he wanted to sleep with the Galaxy Diva.

Hello!Do you accept this kind of mission just because of this?Gouba, a second ago I thought you were a super reliable and super cool bounty hunter, me in this world!Turns out to be a slut who thinks from the bottom of his body?

Just because you want to sleep with this guy, jumping into a fire pit is too disrespectful...

Wang Chao glanced at Lily, who was wearing a bloated old spacesuit, and for a moment recalled how she looked in tights just now.

Hey, it doesn’t seem incomprehensible.

Then Wang Chao realized that he thought so because he was now fused with the soul of that prodigal.

Understand what a fart!
Lily: "Why do you keep looking at me?"

Wang Chao: "I suddenly feel that I should give you an order to collect the scattered weapons in the spacecraft first!"

Lily stood at attention and saluted Wang Chao: "Yes, Captain!"

Wang Chao waved his hand, stopped looking at her, lowered his head and continued to disassemble the hacker's prosthetic body.His "human-carrying computer" thoughtfully labels each disassembled component with a price.

To be honest, compared with the deposit for Lily's mission, the selling price of these old parts is simply negligible.

Sure enough, it would be better to send Lily back to collect the balance - what if Galaxy Entertainment doesn't have that much thought at all, and just wants to get back the Galaxy singer it spent money to train?
On the one hand, there is a huge sum of money, and on the other hand, it is like a romantic comedy-like life of living with a former idol to escape. The former social beast Wang Chao chooses the former without hesitation.

Love dogs don't even talk!

However, if the company and the middleman want to plot against themselves, they can only drive the spaceship and take the galactic singer to the end of the world.

Wang Chao looked at Lily and frowned.

This guy doesn't even have a prosthetic body and can't fly a spaceship. She has only two uses on the spacecraft. The first is to use as a counterweight to consume the helium-[-] on the spacecraft. The second is thinking.

"Damn," Wang Chao muttered, "it feels like there's Johnny Silverhand stuffed in my head."

"Who?" Lily asked.

Wang Chao: "You can hear me even if I speak so quietly?"

"I'm a singer, I have good hearing, and I have perfect pitch!" Lily said proudly, puffing up her chest.

Wang Chao: "Is it good hearing obtained through genetic modification?"

"Almost, my genes have been artificially adjusted, but this is a secret. To the outside world, I am a pure natural girl born from the love union of my parents. I entered the idol training camp for my dream."

Wang Chao: "Hey, you seemed to have said before that mom and dad are pretending to be employees of the company?"

"Yes," the girl sighed, and said as she collected the weapons scattered everywhere according to Wang Chao's order, "They signed a 60-year contract with the company, and they made it look like they are related to me by blood. , and then go to work in the set place.”

Wang Chao was speechless: "My dear, it's a 60-year contract! Then what will they do if you become angry?"

"Are you obsolete? I will be recycled. Of course, the setting is that I and my parents will move to a new home with the money they have earned over the years. And my parents will change their faces and jobs and continue to play another role. Parents of ‘All Natural Girls’.”

"You become a piece of cake, and they replace it with a girl?" Wang Chao said as he pulled out the entire prosthesis from the hacker's head.

He is highly prosthetic. Although his arms are not equipped with strength-specialized arms, they can still withstand the super recoil of the gun, and can easily tear someone apart.

Lily heard the sound of the prosthetic body being separated from her flesh, and raised her head curiously, only to be surprised immediately.

Wang Chao: "Don't spit on the gun! I'll have to clean the gun then!"

Lily: "You just took off the prosthetic body?"

"Otherwise? Do you want me to perform an operation to carefully remove the prosthetic body, and then bandage the dead person?"

When Wang Chao spoke, he automatically recalled the scene where he eliminated the prosthetic body smugglers in the past. Those people who recovered the prosthetic bodies directly threw the people into organic solvents, and the flesh was solventized, leaving the prosthetic body.

So he vividly described the scene in his memory.

Lily rushed to the side, holding on to the wall and vomiting wildly.

While Wang Chao continued to break off the prosthetic body from the enemy, he mocked: "You, with your mental capacity, can't be a bounty hunter. I think you should go back to the company and continue singing, at least you don't have to watch such a disgusting scene. "

To be honest, it was Wang Chao's first time seeing such an exciting scene, but it was strange that he didn't have any extraneous feelings, just like a veteran who had been used to it for a long time.

It seems that his soul has indeed merged with the gold medal bounty hunter, and he will no longer be surprised by such things.

While Lily was vomiting, Wang Chao had already finished dealing with the hacker, threw the body aside, and gathered the prosthetic bodies together.Then he turned to the two guys with enhanced bodies.

This time he took out his tools and began to carefully remove the screws.

Lily had just finished vomiting and was shocked when she saw this scene: "Why are you so gentle with these two people?"

Wang Chao: "These two people are highly prosthetic. For example, this one is estimated to be [-] to [-] percent prosthetic, so it can only be disassembled carefully. Violent disassembly can easily damage things."

Lily suddenly became confused: "How advanced are you in prosthetic form?"

The moment Wang Chao heard this question, the computer enlarged and displayed his prosthetic transformation rate on his main interface.

"80.00% seven." Wang Chao read out the number and thought to himself: Why haven't I gone crazy yet? Shouldn't I become a cyberpsychopath according to the settings?

Coincidentally, Lily also asked at this time: "Are you not crazy?"

Wang Chao shrugged: "You'll know just by looking at it."

He was not crazy, but he was taken over by a person from another world - it should be said that he was fused.

Lily: "I've watched a lot of TV shows, saying that people equipped with physical bodies will suffer from various mental illnesses, such as phantom pains and nightmares. In your movie, you also rely on alcohol to anesthetize yourself!"

Wang Chaogui knew what he was thinking, and actually sang: "I rely on a little alcohol anesthesia to fall asleep ~ I seem to hear the sailor saying again while half asleep and half awake?"

Lily: "She said that in the wind and rain... now is not the time to sing!" Wang Chao: "It's all your fault for talking about alcohol anesthesia. That was fictional in the movie. In reality, I don't have such a weakness at all!"

When he said this, he finally took apart the pirate captain's chest armor, and then took apart the electric muscles underneath, revealing the artificial lungs and power furnace.

Lily curiously came over holding the guns that had just been put together: "He is like a robot inside him!"

Wang Chao: "This guy is 70.00% mechanical... How can you actually carry so many firearms?"

Lily: "I'm not weak in physical fitness. I can sing and dance for six hours in a concert. I can't hold on without physical fitness. But these firearms are a bit heavy. Can you turn off the gravity so that I can push these things?" gone."

Wang Chao: "Yes, yes, but without gravity, the blood and other things will float randomly. Let me finish dismantling the prosthetic body first."

"Okay. Are you going to dismantle the pirate ship later?"

Wang Chao: "No, 80.00% of the cost of a spaceship is in the reactor and jump engine. We only need to dismantle those two."

"Is it difficult to take it apart?"

"Everything involved with the spacewalk is strenuous. I reckon it's going to take a whole day."

Lily showed a worried expression: "When will the time-space parcel arrive at the middleman?"

Wang Chao made an estimate based on [other people's] experience and replied: "About two days, and that's if there is no delay in the middleman recovering the parcel. Don't worry, the universe is huge, and communication is much more difficult than you think. "

While talking, Wang Chao dismantled the pirate captain's power furnace and began to dismantle the artificial lung.

Lily put the collected guns next to her, pulled up a stool and sat down to watch Wang Chao dismantle them. While watching, she asked, "Can I attach these dismantled equipment?"

Wang Chao: "I'm not a prosthetic doctor, and there's no medical cabin on the ship, so I can't use it."

"What if you get injured without a medical bay?"

"I am only 13.00% human. The human parts are still wrapped in metal. I will either die or be broken. There is no way I will be injured."

Lily asked curiously: "Then what should you do if you are broken?"

Wang Chao picked up the multifunctional screwdriver and shook it at her: "Fix it. And I don't have to fix it myself, the robot will fix it for me."

Lily pursed her lips and rocked the chair from side to side, showing her excellent balance ability: "That's great, I also want to become cybernetic. Anyway, I am no longer a galactic singer, and I don't need to continue to remain 100% pure human."

Wang Chao snorted and began to make sarcastic remarks: "Just think about it! Prosthetics are very expensive. I have been a bounty hunter for so many years before I saved up this perfect prosthesis. If you really rely on me Now, we will immediately become 'big losers', and bounty hunters will chase us wherever we go, but I don't have the money to replace you with a prosthetic body."

Lily: "But, after I have a prosthetic body, I can help you! It's faster to earn bounties this way, isn't it? Isn't there an old saying..."

Wang Chao: "If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools?"

"Ah... it's not that old... Well, anyway, if you make a little initial investment, you will make a lot of money in the future! Look at it now, I can't help you at all. I fired a gun and dislocated my arm."

Wang Chao: "What's even worse is that if you get injured and fall ill, I have no way to treat you on the ship. If you think about it carefully, you are just a burden."

Lily patted the back of the stool: "That's why I want to become cybernetic!"

"No money!"

"It's boring!"

Wang Chao looked at Lily, who was pouting, and finally relented. After all, he was not really the hard-hearted gold medal mercenary. He would relent when the girl was unhappy.

"When we go to sell these prostheses, I'll give you the rest of the ones that can be used. If you don't buy the prostheses and it's just the surgery fee, you should still be able to afford it."

Lily immediately beamed: "Really? Then what do you think I can use?"

Wang Chao picked up the pirate captain's power furnace: "Never mind anything else, you have to replace this first, otherwise the other prosthetics will have no power. This power furnace also has the function of a heart, and the coolant circulation pump inside can pump blood. .You see, this red port is connected to the artery, and the blue port next to it is connected to the vein."

As he spoke, Wang Chao stood up, gestured with the power furnace on the side of Lily's body, and then frowned.

"Fuck, this is a bit too big. It will probably be too tight to fit into your chest. Half of the lungs will have to be cut off or simply replaced with a mechanical lung. The sternum will also need to be modified."

Lily looked down and asked in confusion: "Is it possible? My breasts are so big!"

Wang Chao: "Fun fact, your thing is full of fat, that is, oil, and there is no space. The core must be installed under your sternum, and then fixed to the sternum with something."

Lily looked disappointed: "That's it. Why can't you fit it in? Because it's a men's model?"

Wang Chao: "No, this thing does not distinguish between men and women. This thing is big because it is an old model, and the new model I use is much smaller."

As he spoke, Wang Chao patted his chest.

Lily glanced at Wang Chao's chest faintly and asked, "If you can't install a power furnace, you can't install other things?"

Wang Chao: "It's okay, but you have to plug in the battery. You see, the hacker lying over there doesn't have a power furnace, so he has to plug it into the power supply system of the spacecraft. After the power is cut off, the internal battery can only supply power for a few minutes. Powered by an external battery box. Do you want that?”

Lily shook her head, but immediately thought of something and asked: "Then I cut my chest and install the battery, okay?"

"No!" Wang Chao refused loudly without thinking.

If your breasts are gone, then your only purpose on the ship has also disappeared!Where can I go to look good?

Wang Chao felt that he had reached a consensus with the fused gold medal bounty hunter this time!

Lily glanced at Wang Chao and snickered: "Hehe, some people are anxious! Some people keep saying that I am a burden, but in the end they can't bear to part with my breasts~"

Wang Chao thought to himself: No, I am the one who thinks you are a burden. The bounty hunter took the mission just to sleep with you in the first place.

But Wang Chao, the social beast, could only smile awkwardly.

He handed the power furnace to Lily and went back to dismantle the other prosthetics.

Lily: "What are you doing for me?"

"Let you see what I have in mind."

Lily: "It's quite heavy. It's probably too hard to fit inside my body. After all, my breasts are already heavy. If you see a lightweight power furnace, will you fit it into my body?"

"If you have money."

"mean."

"What a shame! Since you have nothing to do, just transport your things back to the spaceship and put your supposedly strong physical strength to use!"

"Okay~"

"Call the captain!"

"Yes~Captain~~"

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