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Chapter 85: Do you really have no bottleneck? (Please subscribe every day!)
"Dear fans and friends, hello.

When you see this Weibo, I should already be on my way to the post-game interview.

Although I really want to have a pleasant and comfortable interaction with you, you guys know that I am too popular right now and may not be able to pay attention to your comments one by one.

But it doesn’t matter. Your enthusiastic encouragement and cheer are all the motivation for me to move forward. I think this is also one of the crucial reasons why I can win today’s game.

Why do you say one?
Because I also want to thank another person, my idol-UZI.

As you all know, I have always been a fan of UZI. Today, UZI was able to come to watch my game, which gave me a great encouragement.

Here, I also have something to say to UZI.

Four to ensure one, the important thing is not the four, but the one.

Watch hard, study hard, and don't let down your teammates' expectations of you.

You are already 20 years old, so maybe you can try an adult shower gel. Here I recommend a brand that I have been using.

A link to a certain treasure: [Johnson & Johnson Milk Shower Gel, Children, Baby Care, General Family Pack for Adults...]

Friendly promotion, not advertising. "

Luo Xin turned off her cell phone. In order to prevent the makeup on her face from getting stuck, she didn't dare to smile until her stomach hurt from holding it in.

The director on the side saw Luo Xin's expression and said with emotion:
"I have already given feedback to my leader that we must find an experienced host to interview this black person. This time I finally listened."

After hearing what the director said, Luo Xin smiled and said:

"After all, they have just come into contact with this circle, so it's normal."

Although he said he was modest, Luo Xin actually looked down on the first two female hosts who lost their love for interviewing Black.

In fact, Luo Xin took the initiative to ask for today's interview with black.

You know, black's current traffic is really too big. Everything this person says and does now is full of topics.

This is simply not a good opportunity for Luo Xin, who is eager to gain attention.

So she couldn't understand Xiran and Xiaoyu, and felt that they were really pie-in-the-sky idiots who could catch them on the back of the head and smash themselves to death.

blakc likes to talk dirty in post-match interviews, so let him talk. The angry black fans are only talking about black. Although the host will be implicated to some extent, but are those black fans also called black?

In addition, the personal relationship between Luo Xin and Aunt Zhou Shu was very secret. Black had pulled her best friend to commit suicide together in the live broadcast room. Naturally, she, Luo Xin, wanted to help her best friend regain some ground today.

Just as Luo Xin was thinking this, Song Wen had already opened the door and walked in.

Seeing the abstract woman in the room, Song Wen froze on the spot.

"I'm stupid, why is it you? Can I not accept the interview?"

Song Wen's sudden attack stunned Luo Xin, who had a fake smile on his face and stretched out his hand to say hello.

What about the one who promised to be polite offline and have a teacher every time?

It seemed like this was the first time I met Song Wen. Is she so unpopular?

The director on the side was smiling and waiting to see Song Wen's show of hypocrisy, but he didn't expect that Song Wen today seemed to have taken a shot.

There is no way, Song Wen really doesn't like Luo Xin.

This woman's position in his heart was basically the same as Zhou's.

Song Wen only had two impressions of Luo Xin in his mind.

One is that she was worried about the commentator Wang remembering to keep a spare tire.

Another one is Zhou Shuye’s evaluation of Luo Xin during the live broadcast.

"How did you make such a thick cake, without breaking it at all, and then the whole length is the same thickness, like rubbing out a piece of plasticine? How did you do it?"

So whenever he thinks of Luo Xin, Song Wen can't help but think of something like plasticine.

In Song Wen's eyes, Luo Xin was like shit.

"Um..." Luo Xin tried his best to keep a decent smile on his face, "Player black, have we met before?"

"I've seen it before. Every time I finish wiping, I can't help but look back at you."

"what?"

"Forget it, it's okay, let's start the interview quickly."

Song Wen took out a tissue from his pocket as he spoke.

Luo Xin had already done his homework and joked: "Is this prepared for me?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Song Wen throwing the tissue into the trash can nearby.

"You don't need to, you are thick-skinned."

Seeing Song Wen criticizing him again and again for no reason, Luo Xin finally lost his temper.

But she was just a host. Although black was notorious, he was also a professional player. Their statuses were so different that they could only endure it silently.

The director noticed that the atmosphere between the two was not quite right, and quickly said:

"Come on, host and players get ready, the live broadcast is about to start, 3, 2, 1!"

As soon as the camera was turned on, Luo Xin immediately entered the state.

"Hello, audience friends before the live broadcast, welcome back to the post-game interview session. I am the host Luo Xin. Today we also invited today's MVP player, Black from the snake team."

"Hello fans and friends, I am the top laner of the snake team, black."

In the live broadcast room, compared to the barrage in the previous two games, today’s barrage seemed particularly harmonious.

Fans of Yu Sanjia could no longer bear it and left the live broadcast room early. Now the people in the live broadcast room are either Lezi people or fans of Song Wen.

If Song Wen knew that he now has a large number of real fans, he would definitely be moved to tears.

[Brother Hei, you are the best, my sister will dance the stick for you! 】

[I have never played League, and I don’t understand the game. I endured it for an hour and a half, just for these 10 minutes. 】

[Come on, come on, a limited 2-minute toothy smile session before the interview! 】

[U1S1, Brother Hei is quite handsome, and now he looks more and more pleasing to the eye. 】

[What a pity, I just have a mouth. 】

[Ooooooo, my mute husband! 】

[I’m rough, isn’t it? Black ÷ has female fans. How fucking abstract does it have to be to like Black ÷? 】

[You know what the heck, we are Brother Hei’s fans! 】

Song Wen, who had a dark face just now, changed into a fake one in a second, smiling brightly and sunnyly.

The director standing behind the camera blinked in surprise, obviously surprised by Song Wen's performance.

This kid didn't go to Beijing Film Academy to be a professor and came here to pursue a career. He is wasting his youth.

"Hello, player black, congratulations to your team for winning WE, which is a three-game winning streak. What do you think is the main reason for the team's recent performance being so good?"

Song Wen smiled and said:

"Because I recommended [Johnson's Milk Shower Gel, Children's, Baby Care, Adults Universal Family Pack] to all my teammates. After taking a bath, I feel refreshed, and my mother no longer has to worry about me getting red and warm!"

"Push!"

Luo Xin, who had just read Weibo, couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

[Hahaha, I died laughing. 】

[Damn it, I couldn’t hold it back and farted three times while I was lying in bed. My wife is still under the blanket. I’ve trapped her and won’t let her out, but she resisted fiercely. What should I do? I’m thinking about waiting. Quite urgent! 】

[I thought Hei ÷’s Weibo was already funny enough, but I didn’t expect it was just foreshadowing. Is the trick waiting here? ! 】

【How difficult is it? 】

[Does this kid really have no bottlenecks? ! 】

Song Wen glanced at Luo Xin who was laughing out loud in surprise, and said meaningfully:
"Why are you laughing? Are you a stained black powder?"

Luo Xin's smile faltered, and she quickly stopped smiling. She didn't dare to risk the reputation of a UZI black fan even if it gave her 1 courage, so she quickly defended:
"I'm not, I just think you're interesting."

"Oh," Song Wen nodded, "I understand. It's really not convenient for you to show yourself in this profession. It doesn't matter. We can just ask the director to cut out this paragraph."

Listening to Song Wen's words, Luo Xin opened his eyes wide in shock and looked at the man beside him with a warm smile like a warm sun in disbelief.

This is not the first time this kid has been interviewed. How could he not know that this was a live broadcast? Now that Luo Xin has said this, he will not be able to wash it off even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

The director looked at Luo Xin, who was speechless for a long time with his mouth slightly open, and was so anxious that he started to dance the fifth set of radio gymnastics behind the camera.

As for the experienced old abbot who was promised, how come his brain was shut down right at the beginning?This is not as good as the two newcomers before. They can at least compete with black for a few rounds. This Luo Xin, black has not even started yet, and she is already dead.

After being reminded by the director, Luo Xin finally came to his senses, and the smile on his face became more and more forced.

"Today, UZI player also came to our commentary box as a special guest, and he spoke highly of your performance today. I feel like you two players now have a fateful duel like in a martial arts novel. Feeling, what do you think?”

Hearing Luo Xin's question, Song Wen looked at Luo Xin with a smile.

As expected of Zhou Shuye's best friend, as expected, the pit was full of shit.

"I suggest that UZI write a [-]-word review for me after he goes back. After all, he should be able to learn a lot from such a rare and vivid experience class. As for the fateful showdown you mentioned, maybe if we are in the bathhouse When we meet in the house, we can still compete with each other."

Luo Xin smiled and continued to ask:

"I feel that the black players are really interesting. Every time they open their mouths, they often have some unique insights."

Song Wen smiled modestly and said, "No, no, isn't this based on the manuscript you just gave me?"

"what?"

Luo Xin's eyes widened and he looked at Song Wen in disbelief. He obviously didn't expect that the other party would throw dirty water at him so unreasonably.

"You can't make this joke randomly," she said, pretending to be calm, "black, you are so funny."

Facing Luo Xin's denial, Song Wen looked confused.

"Huh? Isn't it?"

He reached into his pocket, fiddled with it twice, and actually pulled out a crumpled piece of toilet paper.

"I still have the manuscript you gave me. Although I don't understand it very well, I just need to read it according to it, right?"

Luo Xin obviously didn't recover from Song Wen's flirtatious manipulation. Before he could speak, he saw Song Wen reading the paper steadily.

"In 2013 AD, Father Piglet Planck first discovered the calorific value fluctuation of shock waves, and studied the shock wave constant, introduced the concept of priests, and laid the foundation for the priest system."

"In 2014 AD, Father Imp Boer perfected the Bo5 model while studying shock wave constants, and explained the second law of calorific value of shock waves from the regular season."

"In 2015 AD, based on the theories of the fathers, Cool Fermat scholars boldly proposed the "shock wave <cjb> conjecture" for the first time, which was an indelible impetus for future research on the red temperature law of shock waves. In the same year, Father Bang Einstein began to study The shock wave hypothesis, and successfully explained the shock wave effect."

"In 2016 AD, Father Bang Einstein successfully verified the "EZ Theory of Relativity" and "Ember Relativity" on the shock wave, and derived the inverse mass-energy equation [izu=bjc] and founded modern Father Science, thus obtaining " "Eternal Priest" title.

"In 2017 AD, the famous scholar (ClearLove7 Taylor) proposed the second-level grasping equation, which provided a key solution to prove the cjb conjecture, proved to the world that the "shock wave conjecture" is a true proposition, and found the general solution to "no "Cross-flash".

In the live broadcast room, the screen was full of question marks.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[I’m rough, what is Brother Hei talking about?Academic paper? 】

[What is the shock wave research theory? ! 】

[Okay, okay, the sauce is purple, right?Then I can only say to Heiyu: Brother, you are so awesome! 】

【genius!This is true genius! 】

[Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. 】

[If I hadn’t drawn the original painting and saw that there were no words on the paper, I would have almost believed it! 】

[You guys, please read and recite the entire text for me! 】

[Is there a translator? Print it out quickly. I want to put the shock wave theory on the door of every house! 】

Luo Xin stood there blankly, watching Song Wen finish reading the so-called manuscript and put the manuscript back into his pocket.

Can you write so many words on a piece of toilet paper as big as your palm? !

And if she read it correctly, there was no words on the paper, not even a drop of ink!

What troubled Luo Xin was not where Song Wen took out the paper, but how on earth he could lie like this with his eyes open and recite it in such a serious manner?
Just how many times does this kid have to practice this passage in private before he can recite it in full in front of the live camera without getting stuck at all? !

Seeing that Luo Xin didn't speak, Song Wen scratched his hair in embarrassment.

"Um...wasn't my recitation just now not full of emotion?"
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"Brother Wen, can you read your shock wave theory again? I will extract it and study it every day."

On the bus back to the base, Song Wen pushed away the stubborn gesture and said:

"I told you that it was a manuscript given to me by someone else, but I had forgotten it."

"Stop pretending, Brother Wen," Zhi Zhi said with an expression that I understand, "What we draw are all original paintings, and your paper has no words at all. Don't you just like to bully girls?"

"You fart, since when did I enjoy bullying girls?"

"You made Luo Xin so angry that he cried in front of the camera and shouted that he was no longer UZI's black guy. Isn't that called bullying?"

"It's okay," Crystal, who was sitting in the back row, patted Song Wen on the shoulder, "Anyone who sees such a cute girl can't help but want to punch her. Brother Wen, you are already very restrained. "

"I'm convinced, there's a car full of sluts."

"Just read it again!"

Song Wen stood up, changed his position, looked at the gesture of wanting to follow him, and said helplessly:
"I have posted the shock wave theory on Weibo, go check it out for yourself!"

After hearing Song Wen's words, his posture instantly lost interest.

"Why did Gouba post on Weibo? If you did, why should I post on Weibo?"

Brother Jingshu comforted: "It's okay, you can forward it."

Zhi Zhi sighed: "Why can't my mind be as smart as Brother Wen's?"

Song Wen ignored the gesture and picked up his phone to open the counter bar.

The content output today is a bit too much. If I don’t go to the pit to replenish some nutrition, I will really be exhausted next time.

[In the second game of WE E-Sports Club VS Snake E-Sports Club, I will serve the players and you will score. 】

"Where are the melon seeds?"

Song Wen stretched out his hand and waited until the gesture handed him a handful of melon seeds, then he looked at it with relish.

[Order: 957. 】

[2.5 points, no buddy, you don’t really think of yourself as black, do you? 】

[1 point, I told you not to play with cannons, why do you insist on playing Rambo? 】

[0 points, the street sirens kept going late at night, hospitals around the world were full, and ICUs kept wailing. After asking around, it turned out that 957 was renamed 120, and 60 billion fans were sent to the mortuary to dance. 】

[0 points, give me a prosthetic leg. 】
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[Jungle: condi. 】

[3 points, the way you and Sofm are jealous over each other is touching. 】

[2.5 points, 957 is your father, do you like to help a loser so much? 】

[4 points, try your best, but can’t find a good father. 】
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[Mid laner: xiye. 】

[3 points, Greek Nest. 】

[2 points, you play with the ball and your posture plays with the egg. 】

[2.5 points, I have already called you. Go home and inherit Wangzai. 】
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[ADC: Mystic. 】

[4 points: One shock wave is already the best in the world, not to mention there are two on the opposite side. I really can’t blame you for being melted. 】

[3 points, as soon as the group is beaten, you just lie down on the ground and sleep, right? 】

[3.5 points, if it doesn’t work out, why don’t we go to sea?Brother, I will definitely ask my girlfriend to buy the original and genuine disc to support you. 】
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[Assistant: ben. 】

[2 points, you and AD lock up together, a dog can’t run as fast as you two. 】

[3 points, conscientious Korean aid, helping Black God bring dawn to LPL. 】

[4 points, you must be very helpless, why don’t you know UZI when you are assisting? If it was UZI, it would definitely be possible! 】
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Song Wen was feeling silly while looking at netizens' comments. He couldn't help but leave a comment under ben's post.

[3 points, UZI is suitable for all-Chinese classes, because if the assistant is Korean, there is no way to read and recite the shock wave theory instruction manual. 】

After posting the comment, Song Wen continued reading.

[Jungle: sofm. 】

[8 points, between chicken and black ÷, you chose black ÷. 】

[7 points, you did too much farming in the jungle today. Next time, I suggest you go to the top and farm the black ÷ troops. 】

[8.5 points, Vietnamese fermented bean curd: refers to the Vietnamese sofm who was blackmailed by fermented fermented bean curd in LPL, during which the two people developed a love-hate story. 】

　The update time is indeed a bit weird. Let’s change it to [-] noon starting tomorrow.It will be updated daily in the past few days. Lezi's articles are actually not that easy to write, and they really have to be squeezed out.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)