What is a red-temperature top order?.

Chapter 201 The black penis is so hard, it can’t be fucked...

I opened the resistance bar and saw the score board at a glance.

He swallowed nervously.

Then he pinched Gou Ba carefully.

Clicked in.

[IG E-Sports Club VS Snake E-Sports Club post-game scoring post, I will hand out the players and you will give the scores. 】

[Top order: theshy. 】

[3 points, timely rain on Song Jiang. 】

[2 points, you are not little black, from now on you are just a loser, don’t get involved. 】

[4 points, jj(x)jb(√)]

[4 points, not as good as letme. 】

[3 points, the black iron butt can be poked if you want? 】
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[Jungle: ning. 】

[3 points, piracy fans, I like to keep it. 】

[4 points, I drank too much fake wine, so I asked the black man to scald him with boiling water. 】

[2 points, do you also want to join the bathhouse? 】
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[Mid laner: rookie. 】

[6 points, pirated copy of Xiao Yang, a song called "Little Apple" that is both popular and popular. 】

[6 points, try your best. 】

[7 points, there is nothing wrong with this shot. The problem is that the posture is not as fast as theshy. 】

Ge Zi obviously didn't expect to see him so early and was caught off guard.

He was originally in a better mood after seeing the slutty talk in the counter bar, but he became excited again.

He didn't want to be tortured anymore, so he climbed directly to the scoring floor of the Snake Team.

[Jungle: sofm. 】

[8 points, I always thought the slut was a black slave on the farm, but I didn’t expect it to be a black nanny! 】

[At 9 points, Hei Chu spat after drinking the milk and asked Zhu Kai: "Why is the milk so sexy today?" Zhu Kai looked innocent and said: "It's made with sexy powder."]

[7 points, unfavorable jungler, no jungle soul thing, top lane nanny. 】

[7 minutes, when the sexy fan took off his clothes at night, he found that Naitou was completely black. 】

[9 points, I can’t imagine how strong Uzi would be if RNG bought the sexy fans! 】

[7 points, the final piece of the puzzle for RNG to win the championship was snatched away by a hacker. It’s really disgusting for a hacker to target a puppy like this! 】

Normally, Zhi Zi would be happy to see these sexy comments from sexy fans and pull them out in the car.

But now that he has a lot of baggage in his heart, he is clearly out of sorts.

Zhizhi knew that according to usual practice, his mid laner would appear immediately behind the jungler.

He slid his phone down, and to his surprise, the person following the sexy fan was not him, but directly to the imp.

He was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but screamed strangely.

"I'm stupid! What's the point of hooking up! Where's my man? Why am I missing all my marks and stickers!"

Brother Crystal, who was also looking at the score sheet, was laughing so hard that he could no longer straighten his waist.

"You're laughing so hard. You shouldn't have been kicked out of the Snake Team by netizens, right?"

Hearing Brother Crystal's words, Zhi Ge's heart skipped a beat.

I'm not afraid of zero points, I'm not afraid of negative points, I'm just afraid that I'm not even worthy of being beaten anymore.

He was not in the mood to pay attention to Imp and Brother Crystal anymore, so he just pulled them away.

As usual, Song Wen always scores the final score for the Snakes.

When the English letters "black" appeared brightly in Zi Zi's eyes, Zi Zi's mentality instantly collapsed.

"I'm so stupid!!! Gouba really doesn't have me! I'm going to be angry!!"

Song Wen glanced at the posture with a smile and said:

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. The ones who are used to score points in the end are the most beautiful cubs in a game. Although I don't want to admit it, who is the most beautiful cub in this game still matters. Do I need to say anything?”

After hearing Song Wen's words, his posture froze for a moment, looking a little suspicious.

"Brother Wen is really fake, don't lie to me."

Faced with the uneasy gesture, Song Wen spread his hands and said, "It's fake. I made it up. I never resist. How could I know these things?"

The gesture couldn't help but yue.

The entire Snake team's culture of watching and fighting was infected by Song Wen.

As a result, except for the inexperienced fans, everyone has become more and more abstract. It can be said that Song Wen is the culprit who made the entire team become more and more abstract.

As a result, Song Wen is now trying to get rid of the relationship with Kangba. This behavior is no different from wiping his mouth after eating in a latrine.

However, Song Wen's words also restored a little hope in the despairing heart, and he had the patience to read Song Wen's score sheet.

[Top order: black. 】

[10 points, I suspect that Heizhu and Uzi have a very good relationship in private. The superficial conflicts are just to gain attention and traffic. Otherwise, I can’t think of anyone else except Uzi who can give Heizhu such hot bath water. heating. 】

[10 points. In fact, Heide and Uzi are very similar. The same red temperature for drinking milk, the same bathing and four guarantees. Heide is like Uzi pro max. 】

[10 points, the case has been solved, and it is Uzi who has returned from time travel. 】

[10 points, the line of bath water that Uzi shot when he was young will hit the black eyebrow in the future. 】

[10 points. The black buttocks are made of titanium alloy, so Sword Princess cannot penetrate them. 】

[10 points, this is the Anal Iron Man of our Snake team. Do any of your other top laners have such anal Iron Man? 】

[10 points, the black asshole is so hard, it couldn’t be a chastity lock, right? Otherwise, how could Hei Chu turn a blind eye to Xiran Eunjing? 】

[10 points, I used to envy Hei Chu, but now I realize that when God opens a door for you, he will lock a lock for you. 】

Looking at the teasing of the bar mates, Zhi Zhi felt better again.

"Brother Wen is bullied online every day. Didn't I just build a tower? What are I afraid of?"

Thinking of this, he slowly swiped his phone.

Sure enough, the most beautiful cub in this game was placed at the end.

[Mid laner: Zz1tai. 】

[0 points, a pure war criminal, holding back the entire Snake team. The Snake team should kick him out quickly and replace him with a mid laner. 】

[0 points, how much benefit does the attitude give to the boss of the Snake Team? 】

The first two comments alone made my heart twitch.

[0 points, playing games is really a waste of your talents. Why don’t you engage in civil engineering if you have a first-level construction engineer certificate? 】

[0 points, Picasso’s great disciple has gone on the road of abstraction forever. 】

[0 points, it’s hard to believe that this is a person playing a game. 】

Song Wen silently watched the posture's expression, watching the posture change from uneasy, to embarrassed, to finally bowing his head and saying nothing, and said:

"Attitude, have you figured out how to go to the intercontinental competition?"

Zhi Zhi put down his phone, thinking that Song Wen was making fun of him, and his face turned bitter. "Brother Zhuang Wen, I'm about to be sprayed with jade, why are you still here?"

"When did I spray you? I said you can do it, you can do it."

After hearing Song Wen's words, Zhi Zhi didn't notice the smile in Song Wen's tone and fell silent.

He is also a little confused now.

In fact, Song Wen had already thought about how to help Zhi not to get sick all the time. After all, although Zhi couldn't bear the responsibility of C position before, he could at least be stable. But now, because he is using the father's love buff on him, The experiment did bring a lot of trouble to the posture.

However, only the posture of the hanging person can withstand such an intense experiment.

After all, this hanging mentality is really good.

It is also the only object that is most suitable for using the father's love buff.

And although her posture looks a bit lonely now that she's being sprayed, when she gets up, her face almost goes up to the sky, and she almost sticks her butt out on her face.

As for changing his posture, Song Wen didn't think it was necessary.

Although League of Legends is a five-player game, from the position distribution of the game itself, it is impossible to have C in all five positions.

After all, map resources are fixed, and there are only so many resources that five people can eat. If you want C, you must take resources, and someone must sacrifice.

The current configuration of the Snake team, with themselves and the bottom lane, can already take on the responsibility of carrying.

In fact, the best configuration for a team is two stable carry points, such as myself and imp Crystal Brother's bottom lane.

Plus a dedicated brother who works hard and doesn't complain but talks less and sacrifices more, like the sexy powder tied around the waist of a baby bottle.

Finally, we need an atmosphere group that may be a bit dishonest, but is tough-talking, abstract and interesting enough to liven up the atmosphere. This responsibility and attitude are fulfilled.

Moreover, with the blessing of the aura of father's love, the posture can also be used as a big move to catch someone by surprise.

The only problem now is how to turn the unstable posture into a stable and controllable variable.
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7 month 4 day.

Kaohsiung.

The group stage of the 2017 League of Legends Asia Competition will officially start the day after tomorrow, that is, July 7 at the Kaohsiung Exhibition Hall.

To this end, the four LPL teams came to the venue two days in advance to familiarize themselves with the venue.

The four teams participating in the Asian Competition this time are Snakes, RNG, EDG and WE.

Although they are both LPL teams, the relationship between the Snakes and the other two teams is not very good. The whole group was as silent as if they were in a funeral parlor on the plane.

As soon as he got off the plane, Abu took the members of EDG and fled the airport as fast as they could.

WE also followed closely behind. Although the conflict between WE and the Snake Team was not as deep as that between EDG and RNG, WE obviously did not want to provoke Song Wen, so they took a taxi and ran away.

In the end, RNG stayed.

This made Song Wen feel very strange.

Not to mention Song Wen being strange, Wu Zi was also sweating profusely at this time.

"Brother Feng, didn't we charter a car ourselves?"

Seeing Uzi asking him questions, Brother Feng touched his nose helplessly.

"Well, LPL officials have prepared a bus for us..."

"Then why did EDG and WE leave directly? We could also leave directly."

Brother Feng hissed.

Silently he raised his chin in the direction of the Snake Team.

Uzi turned his head and realized that after just a few words of chatting about letme, spicy hotpot, Xiaohu and Xiaoming, and even his substitute Y4, they had already gone to the Snake Team to chat!

In fact, if Song Wen has any friends in the LPL besides his teammates on the Snake Team, then the only ones left are RNG players.

Unlike EDG and WE, everyone in RNG has been suffering for a long time.

Moreover, every time Song Wen starts a team, he only plays Uzi, and he really has nothing to do with the rest of RNG.

At the beginning, everyone in RNG was embarrassed to get along with Song Wenming face to face in order to avoid suspicion, so they could only contact him secretly and occasionally.

But with the fall of God, they no longer care about this.

Seeing his teammates chatting animatedly with the Snakes players, Uzi clenched his fists and said:

"Brother Feng, please arrange a separate car for me."

Since the last internal strife incident, Uzi has never spoken to Mala Xiangguo again.

And as he wanted to adjust his mentality, after the starting AD was replaced by Y4, even Xiaohu and letme were ignored by Uzi.

In the end, Uzi was upset and exported all his emotions to his assistant Xiao Ming. As a result, he didn't want to talk to Xiao Ming recently.

With his own strength, he successfully isolated all teammates in the team.

Since these people like to hang out with the Snake Team, why don't they go to the head office alone?

As Uzi spoke, he turned around, only to find that Brother Feng, who was standing behind him just now, had disappeared.

He was stunned for a moment, then turned around, and Brother Feng had already appeared beside Song Wen, greeting him with a smile on his face.

Uzi was startled.

At this moment, he understood what it means to be a man who comes and goes like the wind.

LPL officials originally prepared two buses for the four teams. With EDG and WE leaving, one bus was enough to seat all the players and staff of the Snakes and RNG teams.

Uzi was the last to get on the bus.

He walked to the last row and sat down in a daze. Just as he was about to pretend to close his eyes and rest, he saw Song Wen, who had been sitting in the front row, stand up.

The man who had made him suffer so much was looking at him and walking towards him with a kind smile on his face.

"Puppy, long time no see."

It’s true that Song Wen and Uzi haven’t seen each other for a long time.

Since the opening game of the summer split, Uzi has been resting, and RNG's starting ADC has been replaced by Y4.

Just when everyone thought that RNG without Uzi would fall, RNG in the summer split showed unexpected resilience. Even Xiaohu, known as the Tiger Emperor of Spring and Xia Zhilaobi, performed very stably in this summer split. , allowing RNG to always stay in the top five in the standings.

Song Wen smiled and sat down next to Uzi. He stared at the two small fists placed on Uzi's legs and silently took out his hands from his pockets.

He had to take some precautions in case the small fist stone suddenly used the skill [Impact] with a power of 35 on him, but this was not what Song Wen was most worried about. What Song Wen was most worried about was that the power of the small fist stone was as high as . The skill [self-destruction].

Uzi obviously didn't want to talk to Song Wen, and ignored Song Wen's greetings.

After all, it can be said that the two people have broken up with each other a long time ago.

But Song Wen obviously didn't think so.

"Are you going to play in this intercontinental match?"

"Do not."

Seeing Uzi's decisive answer, Song Wen was not too surprised.

In fact, from the perspective of most teams in the LPL, as a new global event launched this year, the Intercontinental Tournament has really no reason to work too hard.

For the honor of LPL?

This kind of talk is all about deceiving middle-aged young people who are full of enthusiasm and have just the right amount of fans and traffic. Who cares about these bullshit if they are real practitioners.

The intercontinental competition does not have much gold content, and the prize money is not high. If you win, it will be divided equally among the four teams.

And once they lose, the team with poor performance will inevitably be blamed.

It can be said to be thankless.

(End of this chapter)