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Chapter 188 Will Uzi be like Kasumi?

2017 years.

6 month 18 day.

Shanghai Zhengda Plaza.

With much anticipation, the 2017 League of Legends LPL summer regular season officially kicked off.

At this time, Supermarket Square was crowded with people, and the audience cheered louder and louder. As the countdown came to the last stage, a beam of light gathered in the center of the stage, illuminating the entire stage.

Host Yu Shuang appeared on the stage.

"Hello to the audience and summoners before the live broadcast! Welcome to the opening ceremony of the 2017 League of Legends LPL Summer Split. I am the host Yu Shuang!"

On the left and right sides of the stage, there are team flags of 12 LPL teams.

At this time, the representative players selected by the 12 teams were waiting on the other side of the auditorium to appear.

The 12 players from 12 teams lined up in two teams, with the spicy hot pot standing next to Song Wen.

"Incense pot, Uzi doesn't do this kind of limelight thing himself."

Hearing Song Wen's smiling question, Mala Xiangguo rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Brother Wen, do you think he dares to come? If you hadn't been disgusting him on Weibo, he wouldn't even want to play in the opening match."

Song Wen will cue Uzi on Weibo if he has something to do in the past two days.

Because he remembered that Uzi didn't seem to be playing at the beginning of the summer season during this period.

If Uzi doesn't play, what's the point?

Therefore, Song Wen has put a lot of pressure on Uzi on Weibo in the past two days, making Uzi look like a timid lizard if he does not play in the opening game.

"What you are saying is, I am not doing it for your RNG. Uzi is the soul of your team."

Doinb, who was standing in front of the spicy hot pot, couldn't help shouting when he heard Song Wen's words.

"Oh my god, what you say is so disgusting."

Seeing doinb's response, Song Wen's face darkened.

"When I'm talking to people, what's your dog's name? Oh my god, why are you calling me a ghost every day?"

Doinb is a stupid thing. Naturally, it is impossible for him to go in directly just because of his one or two words.

After all, the backers behind him haven't fallen yet.

But Song Wen was not in a hurry, letting the bullets fly for a while was not a bad thing.

doinb obviously didn't expect that Song Wen would start cursing when he opened his mouth. He was stunned for a moment, and just as he was about to open his mouth, Wei Shen, who was standing in front of Song Wen, quickly started to persuade him.

"Hey, don't argue. There are so many spectators watching."

Song Wen chuckled: "It doesn't matter to me. Everyone knows that my quality is low, so I can only work hard as a doinb player, otherwise the character of the conscientious Korean aid will collapse."

doinb's face turned red when he was scolded by Song Wen, and he pretended not to hear.

The players from the two teams were standing in the aisle of the auditorium. There were spectators on both sides of the aisle. Song Wen looked around casually and saw two people who made him eat a pound!

Next to Xu Baan and Qingchen, there was a child who looked to be eight or nine years old.

The three little kids were sitting in the crowd, and could only see the backs of the people around them. At this time, they couldn't help but stretched their necks and struggled to no avail.

Xu Ba'an held a notebook in his hand, opened it impatiently, and started writing a diary.

[On June 6th, watch a play in the dog pen. I can't see it, the experience is very bad, I won't come again next time. 】

Qingchen was obviously a little irritated by the noise around him. He was covering his ears and shouting: "It's so noisy! No words! No words! No words!"

On the contrary, the other child looked quite calm, just sitting calmly.

Song Wen recalled for a while and then remembered that this child was also a child of the Qidian Family. However, this child didn't seem to like talking very much. He didn't like to come into contact with them at first. He always looked at him from a distance, and he didn't do anything. focus on.

"Why are they here?"

Song Wen looked at the three of them and frowned in confusion.

Judging from their appearance, there were no adults around them. In a place like Shanghai, three children are obviously not reassuring.

Thinking of this, Song Wen simply left the team and walked directly towards where Xu Baan and the children were, causing a burst of cheers from the audience.

"I'm a beast! Let's shake hands!"

"Animal God, give me your autograph!"

"Brother Hei, why did you come to the auditorium if you weren't lining up there?"

Song Wen greeted the audience with a smile. The commotion in the auditorium also attracted the attention of the director, who immediately showed the camera to Song Wen.

In the live broadcast, Song Wen was seen coming behind a few boys, picking up Xu Baan and holding him in his arms, and then picked up the other two boys with each hand like a chicken.

[No, what is Heide doing again? 】

[Bullying children in front of millions of viewers? 】

[Who are these children? 】

【rough! Could it be that they are the triplets of Heide and Eun Jung! 】

[You don’t grow so fast even if you take hormones! 】

【Wenwen! what happened! Please explain it clearly to us! 】

[Let me think about it, I am really afraid that Hei will be so abstract, and the next second he will put three children on his hands and do acrobatics like throwing a ball. 】

Song Wen did not do any acrobatics, but just carried the three children to the team of contestants.

His face didn't look good. After all, he had confirmed that the three naughty children obviously ran out on their own.

"What's going on with you, why are you here!"

Faced with Song Wen's questioning, Xu Ba'an was not afraid of danger.

"Let's come to the dog pen to watch a show!"

A bright smile appeared on Song Wen's face, which made Xu Ba'an tremble.

"Qingchen, tell me!"

Qingchen pointed at Song Wen's mouth and shouted, "Don't hurt us, stop talking, stop talking!"

Song Wen's veins throbbed in his forehead and he turned to look at the other child.

Strangely enough, this little boy has never been noisy or fussy, and his face is full of composure and calmness that is not suitable for his age.

"Uh... you..."

The little boy smiled and said:

"Brother, don't you know my name?"

"Excuse me, what's your name?"

Song Wen apologized awkwardly and suddenly felt a chill in his body.

This is……

He seems to have a way to die! !

"My name is Tang San."

"Tang San?!"

Tang San nodded, "Yes, brother."

"How can Tang San be an orphan?!"

"Why can't it be?" Tang San looked a little dissatisfied, "Are you discriminating?"

Song Wen smiled awkwardly, "Mine."

"So why are you here, Uncle Wu and Aunt Li?"

Before the naughty kids could explain, the host on the stage had already called Song Wen.

"Team Snake, black!"

Song Wen had no choice but to drag the three children onto the stage together.
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snake lounge.

His posture was so happy that he couldn't even straighten his waist.

"Hahaha, Brother Wen, according to netizens, he is now the father of three children, hahahaha!"

Brother Crystal looked disgusted: "Are those marketing accounts brainless? Brother Wen is only eighteen years old now. At what age do you have to have a child to have such a big son?"

His posture looked like I had predicted your prediction a long time ago, and he said with a smile:

"So now it has been exposed on the Internet that Brother Wen's real age is not eighteen at all. It is said that Brother Wen grew up in an orphanage. Who knows how old he is."

Song Wen was too lazy to pay attention to the mindless remarks on the Internet.

These rumors, which cannot withstand scrutiny, do not need clarification at all.

The black mothers will take action.

"You're still fucking smiling at the gesture. If you hadn't given them a few tickets, would they have been able to sneak here?"

Hearing Song Wen's rebuke, he curled his lips helplessly.

"I'm stupid, how did I know they would sneak out on their own? I gave it to Uncle Wu so that he could bring the children to watch your game if he was free. But I didn't expect that Uncle Wu didn't come. These boys came. ”

Song Wen stopped responding and looked at Zhu Kai and asked, "Xiao Zhu, have you contacted Uncle Wu?"

Zhu Kai nodded and said:

"We got in touch. Uncle Wu knew about this last night and rushed here overnight. He has already got off the high-speed rail station. I will pick him up right now."

"Okay," Song Wen nodded and pulled Xu Ba'an over, "You are the biggest here, you have to take care of them, and you guys will stop running around in the lounge later, do you hear me?"

Xu Baan looked at Song Wen and shook his head.

"We're going to see it live. It's not interesting to see it here."

Song Wen didn't bother to pay attention to this naughty kid at all, and just packed up his peripherals.

"Uncle Wu has always told us that you are his most proud child, so we want to come and see you and become as powerful as you. If you let us stay here, aren't we here in vain?"

Tang San thought for a while and then said:

"Yes, brother Wen, we came here because we wanted to learn from you. We also want you to be the same and become Uncle Wu's pride."

Some of the words may sound awkward, but when spoken from a child's mouth, they have a natural flavor of childish innocence and fantasy.

Brother Shengqian thought for a while and said:

"Okay, Brother Wen, I'll take them to the auditorium to watch the game myself."

Song Wen turned around and glanced around the faces of the three little boys. When he saw that the three of them didn't look like they were talking, he nodded.

"It's troublesome."

Imp was obviously still out of the situation and was whispering to Brother Crystal.

"Zhesan is really Brother Wen's child?"

Song Wen looked over with a smile on his face: "Pfft, it seems he's still drunk. From now on, you're not allowed to drink the day before the competition!"
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"Dear viewers before the live broadcast, what you are watching now is the opening game of the 2017 League of Legends LPL summer regular season! The game between RNG Esports Club and Snake Esports Club, I am the commentator Miller."

"I'm the commentator doll."

"I am the commentator without status!"

The stateless enthusiasm undoubtedly ignited the enthusiasm of the fans, and there was a loud chant in the venue.

"Heixue Shenjiao, civilized martial arts, Zebu Uzi, the eldest disciple has arrived! For thousands of years, he will rule the world! The eldest disciple revives the holy sect, and his life span will be as long as the sky!"

This scene was obviously well-rehearsed by the fans. Not to mention Miller and Wawa, they were all stunned.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were even more shocked.

[I’m stupid, what kind of X-religion is this? 】

[It’s really crazy to hack these fans. It’s disgusting to do this. 】

[Can you stop bragging so embarrassingly? 】

[Those upstairs, if you don’t understand black science, you don’t know that the ultimate black fans will never sing the praises of black people. 】

[Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard. Isn’t this the slogan of the Sun Moon God Sect? 】

[On the surface, it seems to be praising Heizhu, but in fact, he is disgusting that Heizhu is Dongfang Invincible. 】

[Heide has said that he likes Kuroko, so now all the fans are meeting his demands. I can only say that Heide's fans are too tolerant. 】

[Alas, when Hei Chu was hacked by the entire Internet, we, as fans of Hei Chu, didn’t do anything. Now that he is being hacked, we have to take the lead in the charge. 】

Miller and Baby in the commentary box were dumbfounded.

"We are also very happy to welcome our new colleagues today, no status!"

Wu State put his hands together, looking very humble.

"No no."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the doll say jokingly:

"We also know that Wu State used to be a professional player, but he found out that no team wanted him, so he had to come here as a commentator."

Wawa is actually very unhappy about being stateless as a commentator.

When former professional players retired, the most they could do was sell meat waffles.

But now professional players, after retiring, start competing with their commentators for business.

Originally faced with vase-like female commentators, the male commentators could still use their own understanding of the game to prove their status in the commentary position.

But with the influx of professional players, the game understanding that male commentators are proud of is obviously no longer enough.

Why Changmao went crazy in the first place is closely related to the growing involution of the industry.

And what kind of people are most afraid of involution?

A person who has nothing in his stomach.

Survival of the fittest, as new people continue to join, the first to be eliminated are always the ones at the bottom.

Obviously, the doll is very self-aware

But this time, the doll obviously chose the wrong opponent to shoot.

As a great disciple of Hei Xue, Wuxi has long observed and studied Song Wen's words and deeds, and has already learned 10% of his skills.

But even if it's only 10%, it's obviously more than enough to deal with dolls.

Hearing the doll's weird expression, Wu State smiled.

"There is no other way. There are already black people cleaning the house in the professional circle. I can only come to the commentary circle to take a look."

Miller heard the tit-for-tat between the two people's words and quickly brought the topic to the game.

"Today is also the first game of our summer split. Both teams performed very well in the spring split. Snake was the champion of our spring split and swept SKT in MSI to win the MSI championship, while RNG We also performed well in the Spring Split and achieved runner-up results. In the first game of the Summer Split, our LPL Spring Split champions and runner-up will have to face off. It can be said to be a very high-value and highly anticipated match. .”

Wu State nodded and said:

"Yes, RNG did not make any major personnel adjustments in the summer split, and Snake introduced imp as the team's ADC. Many friends joked that the current Snake team has two priests, and I don't know how RNG can win. , but I think we still can’t be too high-profile, after all, the game hasn’t started yet, so we still need to leave a little suspense.”

When Wuzhu opened his mouth, Wawa naturally refused to be outdone.

"Wow! Then we see that the players of the two teams are now ready on the player bench. The first game of the summer split is about to start. RNG is the blue side and Snake is the red side."

"Wait a minute," Wuzhou glanced down at his phone and said with a smile, "Insert an urgent message. Just now, Black still did not disappoint us. He posted a Weibo post regularly, which read: Many dear fans and friends Remind me that the current version of Xia Luo is a very super model, so I should pay more attention to it. Thanks to all the fans for reminding me, I have already told Uzi not to take Xia Luo."

Miller looked incredulous when he heard Wu State's words.

"Uh... he means he asked Uzi not to take Xia?"

The doll also laughed awkwardly: "It must be a joke, you can't blackmail Uzi not to take it, Uzi really won't take it."

As a disciple of the Black School, Wu State obviously didn't guess which level Song Wen was on. After thinking about it, he said:

"The BP on both sides has already started. Let's take a look at the selections of both sides first!"

At this time, Tabe was asking Song Wen in the Snake Team players' seat.

"Brother Wen, is it really okay to let Xia Luo out?"

Faced with tabe's doubts, Song Wen seemed to be there.

"It's okay, Uzi doesn't dare to take it."

Tabe obviously couldn't understand why Song Wen was so confident, but he still chose to believe unconditionally.

In fact, Song Wen can say that he is 100% sure that Uzi will not take Xia.

First of all, Uzi doesn’t know how to play Kasumi at all.

Although RNG's coach Feng Ge later dismissed Uzi, RNG fans later dismissed him as Xiao Ming who couldn't play Luo.

But dogs take baths every day. How could Song Wen believe what Brother Feng said?

What matters, let data speak for itself!

Will the S7's Uzi become Kasumi?

Song Wen went out of his way to check Uzi's rank record for this purpose.

Xayah is a hero released at the end of April 17, but looking at Uzi’s rank record, he didn’t play for the first time until June!

Until September 30th of the World Championship, Uzi's Xayah had played a total of 52 games in the Korean server, with a winning rate of only 40%. From April 25th to September when Xayah went online, The 30th is a total of 158 days. With such a practice frequency, Uzi plays once every three days on average!

Is this called practice?

Is this called being able to play?

And today is June 8th. I don’t know whether under the high pressure of the two priests Song Wen and Imp, compared to the Uzi in my previous life, the current Uzi has been baked at high temperatures. .

The second point is that Song Wen understands Uzi's character too well.

Although if Uzi takes out Xia, no matter what the record is, no matter the victory or defeat, Song Wen, who posted on Weibo, will be ridiculed and turned into a clown.

But Uzi himself is obviously a more face-conscious person.

Facing the Snakes team with imp and Song Wen, Uzi will only think about how to carry the record, and it doesn't even matter whether he wins or loses.

RNG lost, but Uzi didn't lose.

He is different from Song Wen.

Song Wen doesn't mind being a clown and disgusting others, but Uzi is a god, and gods have their own cards. It's impossible for him to play a clown himself just to make Song Wen look embarrassed.

But obviously, Brother Feng hasn't realized this problem yet.

He didn't know that the Snake Team had determined that Uzi would not take Xayah, and he was still imagining that Xayah would waste the Snake Team's position, so he honorably took down the Shockwave Councilor in the first hand.

(End of this chapter)