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Chapter 168 The national football team has no shame, after losing to Thailand and Vietnam

Brazil.

Rio de Janeiro.

Song Wen stood in front of the gymnasium, looking at the huge statue of Christ on the mountain in the distance, and said to the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, we are now in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Anyone who knows this place must have heard the saying that God created the world in six days, and then used the seventh day to create Rio de Janeiro."

He paused and continued:

"Don't believe what foreigners are bragging about."

The posture on the side was a little confused.

"How do you know foreigners are bragging?"

Song Wen laughed, pointed at the statue of Christ on the mountain and said, "He told me."

Song Wen walked towards the inside of the stadium with a gesture and continued to interact with the barrage.

"But Rio de Janeiro also has a title, called the first football city. This is true. The football atmosphere here is very strong. You can see people playing football in the streets and alleys. Everyone knows Neymar, Ronaldo, and the football king Pele. , all from Rio de Janeiro.”

"If the anchor doesn't play the game well, why come to the gym?"

"Why are there still people asking this question? Didn't the official make an announcement? There are still three or four days left in the knockout rounds. Let's feel the charm of the football city today. Our Snakes team and the LPL commentary team are going to have an indoor football friendly match. .”

As Song Wen spoke, he came to the venue, put his phone directly on the table, and ran to warm up.

In the live broadcast, a man and two women also appeared.

"Hello, viewers before the live broadcast! Welcome to the finals of the 2017 Futsal Mid-Season Championship! I am the commentator Yu Shuang!"

"I'm the commentator Rita!"

The stateless state is somewhat unstretched.

"No, do you want to make it so official?"

"Of course you do," Yu Shuang nodded, "We are professionals, okay?"

"Okay, I'm the commentator and referee without any status!"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage is already in full swing.

[Okay, okay, let’s play like this. 】

[Brother, do you want to make it so formal? 】

[To be honest, if you are very good at playing games on a hacker level, you must not be able to play football, right? I want to see him make a fool of himself! 】

【Hei Chu knows how to play gouba football. 】

"Maybe many friends don't know the rules of indoor football. Let me briefly explain here. Indoor football is five-a-side football. It is a football game played by a team of five people, including the goalkeeper. I won't introduce the other detailed rules in detail. Let me talk about a little rule, that is, there is no offside in indoor football, and compared to eleven-a-side football, the transition between offense and defense is faster, the rhythm is more compact, and there are more goals. It is a very exciting sport! "

No state turns the camera to the other side.

"The ones wearing black uniforms are our Snakes... Oh no, as a team, their name today is the [Shock Wave] Team!"

Song Wen's group of people appeared on the screen.

"I took a look at the starting lineup of the Shockwave Team. They adopted a 2-2 tactic today, that is, two forwards and two defenders. This is a defensive formation! So first of all, let me introduce to you, the goal guard of the Shockwave Team. The goalkeeper is Hudie! We all know that Hudie plays an auxiliary position in the game, and his responsibility is to protect his teammates, and today, he will protect the goal behind him! It can be seen that the Shockwave team is definitely the best in terms of personnel distribution. It has its own unique understanding!”

Listening to Wushu's introduction to himself, Hudie smiled slightly awkwardly and waved at the camera.

"Next are the two defenders from the Blaster Team, Brother Crystal and Brother Holy Spear. I believe that these two brothers can work together to create their own style in the position of defender!"

Brother Crystal was twisting his hips coquettishly and pouting at the camera.

Brother Holy Spear moved his arms and nodded with a smile.

The camera turned again, and a butt appeared directly on the screen.

"Then there's the forward player of our Blaster Team, Stance! Stance usually lives in the game, but today it seems he plans to make a comeback and become a forward!"

After wiggling her butt, she turned around, pointed at Wu State and shouted.

"Oh no, can you explain it? If you can't explain it, don't explain it. Why do you mean I just live a simple life? I know how to be embarrassed every day!"

Wu State chuckled and turned the camera to Song Wen.

"I would like to focus on introducing another striker of our Blaster Team and the captain of the team, player black! We know that black is a very offensive player in the game. We don’t know if he can bring this sharpness to us. During the football match!”

Song Wen posed for the camera.

The two women at the commentary table were so stunned.

"Wow, Black has so many muscles."

“You’re the type who looks thinner when you take off your clothes to look slimmer.”

"Ahem," Wu State interrupted the two people's infatuation and turned the camera to the other side, "Next is the Red Temperature team composed of our LPL commentary team from the Mid-Season Invitational!"

"They came up with a 1-3 defensive lineup today, including goalkeeper Wang Duoduo, left back Guan Zeyuan, center back Miller, right back Wawa, and our forward and captain..."

Wu State paused for a moment, then imitated the high-spirited tone of a commentator in a football match and made a grand introduction.

"U——Z——I!!!"

The fat guy in the red team uniform is warming up with a serious look on his face.

It can be seen that Uzi is really hot when he warms up.

Already sweating profusely.

But even so, his slightly red face was still filled with a youthful and healthy smile.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was going crazy.

[No, Uzi is still out of breath even after warming up. 】

[Use an idiom to describe Uzi’s warm-up—the flesh and belly are shaking. 】

[The game hasn’t even started yet, but Uzi is already red. 】

【The happiest episode. 】

Wu State waved his hand.

"Let us first invite the captain of the Red Temperature Team to give a pre-match speech."

Uzi ran over and came to the commentary table. He took a few breaths and then said:

"Um...Hello everyone, I am UZI. I am very happy to participate in today's football match."

Host Yu Shuang smiled and asked:

"It can be seen that the UZI players are very professional in their warm-up. Do you usually play football yourself?"

"I play occasionally, with PDD. I think my skills are pretty good."

"So today, do you think your team can win?"

"That's for sure. I've been training. I'm pretty good at football. I'm not kidding."

After interviewing Uzi, Wushu invited Song Wen up again.

Rita was responsible for Song Wen's interview.

"Player black, why is your team called Shockwave?"

Song Wen chuckled and picked up a few big words on his clothes, "To warn the other players in the front row."

"What do you think about today's game?"

"I'm very much looking forward to how the world's No. 1 ADC will move on the court."

"The barrage is asking you, why didn't Sofm come to the competition today?"

"Sofm definitely can't come. Football is a team sport, so we can't let Sofm check the steps on WeChat alone. But Sofm is here today, and I arranged for him to look through the scoreboard to check the points."

Rita found it a little funny, suppressed her laughter, and continued to ask:

"The UZI player said he has practiced football. Black, have you practiced football?"

"No," Song Wen shook his head.

"So what do you think of your football level? Are you confident in today's game?"

"It's okay. I play football, so I'm just a little better than the national football team."

Rita looked shocked and asked subconsciously:

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true," Song Wen said like a warrior. "The national football team will lose to Vietnam if they continue. After the Thai team loses, it will lose to Vietnam, and then lose to Myanmar. Then no one will lose, and the national football team will lose face. I won't It's the same, I can make the Vietnamese unable to play, but the national football team can, he can't."

Song Wen's words directly caused the live broadcast room to explode.

Rita also opened her mouth slightly, not knowing what to say for a while.

They thought that Song Wen was brave enough and would just complain about professional players in the e-sports circle. But why is he still outside the circle now?

If this word gets out, the football circle will not be in trouble!

The most important thing is that if you troll people in the e-sports circle, you still have the ability to slap people in the face. If you troll people in the football circle, you will definitely be laughed at by the crowd.

Although e-sports is also classified as a sport, among orthodox sports such as football and basketball, e-sports is still not mainstream.

It was originally an entertainment competition to create a show effect. Song Wen's words may directly cause the e-sports circle to explode!

In the live broadcast room, the barrage has exploded!

[I'm rough, how dare you say that, animal god! 】【I can only say that the scolding is good. 】

[Although what Heidi said is true, you, a person in the e-sports circle, why are you talking about other people’s football? 】

[Why can’t you talk? The national football team themselves are shameless, so ordinary people can’t scold them? He was eating from public funds! 】

[Animal God is a bit lax in starting a group this time, and it feels like it will be backlashed. 】

[The e-sports circle is about to be shaken! 】

Rita swallowed.

Everyone was sweating for Song Wen.

They are live broadcasting, and it is conceivable that Song Wen's words will spread quickly, which will bring unpredictable consequences.

Only Song Wen himself, who had made the big mistake, was enjoying himself at this time, completely unaware of what he had done.

He was even chuckling.

[The number of anti-fans (National Football Team) has reached 78,000...]

Since the news has not yet had time to spread, the number of fans is still growing slowly, and no skills have been unlocked.

But he was in no hurry.

Before that, he had trolled an internet celebrity and a socialite on the Internet, and acquired a strange ability - beauty proficiency.

In other words, my system capabilities are not limited to League of Legends.

After all, after he opened 50-50 before, he also gained the ability to eat chicken.

Although Song Wen had never played football before, the physical ability he inherited from Death Declaration was definitely not a vegetarian. What he needed to do now was to wait for his football skills to fly on the Internet for a while.

Both sides selected people to enter the venue. Wu State walked to the center with a whistle hanging on his chest and a coin in hand.

The little fat man guessed right or wrong and won the right to tee off, as happy as a child.

"Beep!"

As the referee blew a stateless whistle, the little fat man turned around and passed the ball to defender Miller. He buried his head and rushed towards the back of Song Wenfang.

Song Wen only felt a wave of heat rushing through him, and Uzi had already run past him with his warmth.

He had a strange look on his face, looked at Uzi who was moving forward bravely, and murmured:

"I'm rough, working so hard."

Uzi rushed to the back and started waving frantically, signaling his teammates to pass the ball over.

Guan Zeyuan is the one who understands football better among the people. After several twists and turns, the football came to his feet. He seized the opportunity and kicked the ball directly in front of Uzi.

Uzi staggered to stop the ball, then raised his right leg high and blasted it towards the Blaster Team's goal!

"boom!"

Uzi's foot movement was so powerful and heavy that he obviously exerted all his strength. Hudie was so frightened that he didn't dare to block the ball one meter away, and he shrank directly.

Football is flying high!

It flew directly off the crossbar!

Seeing the ball flying out of bounds, Uzi slapped his thigh sadly.

"Oh! Can this ball fly? I'm really impressed. This ball is so light. It's different from what I usually kick."

Guan Zeyuan looked at the sweating Uzi and kindly reminded:

"Uzi, from that distance it's easy to kick it away with the instep of your feet, just push it."

After hearing Guan Zeyuan's words, Wuzi wiped his sweat and said:

"I know, you passed the ball too hard just now, and it's hard for me to adjust."

Uzi's words immediately left Guan Zeyuan speechless.

On the other side, Song Wen looked at his two defenders in confusion.

"Brother Holy Spear, Brother Crystal, what are you two doing? Just watch Uzi go in like this!"

Hearing Song Wen's words, Brother Crystal looked helpless.

"No, Gouba rushed in with the same E skill as that wine barrel. I am so small, how can I stop him? His head will be smashed."

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, rubbed his chin, and nodded.

"What you said makes sense. What about you, Brother Holy Spear? You are a little stronger than Brother Crystal. Are you afraid of being charged?"

Brother Shengqiang looked aggrieved and couldn't help but said:

"It's not Brother Wen. Why do you have the nerve to say that I'm here? Uzi rushed over in front of you. He didn't run fast, so you just stood there fishing. I saw it all."

Being exposed by Brother Holy Spear, Song Wen was a little embarrassed and waved his hand.

"Forget it, protect yourself is the most important thing."

It was originally a friendly match, and Song Wen didn't mean to accuse the two of them. He was just teasing them. If someone was injured just to lift a football, it would be more of a loss than the gain.

After all, Uzi didn't have a game to play, so they still had to play.

In the commentary box, Wu was still lamenting Uzi's shot just now.

"Oops! Uzi's shot was so inaccurate. It was higher than Li Yunlong's Italian cannon! It was a waste of a very good offensive opportunity. Now the ball comes to Shockwave Team. In the hands, we saw the black player kicking the ball, passing it to the posture, the posture passed to black, and the black passed to the posture, what are they doing, they intend to use the pass to tire Uzi's eyes."

At this time, Song Wen in the field was fighting with Ge Ge.

"Damn it, why are you passing it back again! You are bringing the ball in!"

"No, I don't know how to play football, how can I lead him!"

"You can't do it, and neither can I!"

"Anyway, I won't lose that person!"

"Whether you fucking kick or not, if you don't kick, I will let you and faker go to the line."

Seeing Song Wen take out his trump card, he could only surrender and slowly kick the ball forward.

Uzi was obviously a little excited and rushed forward.

Seeing the rolling chariot, the posture was startled, and he quickly kicked the ball back to Song Wen.

After Song Wen received the ball, he could only carry the ball forward bit by bit and move forward at a very fast pace.

What he didn't know was that a lot of fans had begun to pour into the live broadcast room at this time.

Song Wen's speech before the game has begun to spread gradually.

In the middle of the stadium, Zhi Zhi looked at Song Wen and shouted:

"Brother Wen, be careful Uzi is coming!"

As soon as Uzi finished his gesture, he immediately turned back and chased Song Wen who was holding the ball.

Seeing Uzi rushing towards him regardless of life or death, Song Wen admitted that he was a little scared.

If he were to hit him, even though he was 1.8 meters tall and all his muscles were weak, he wouldn't be able to withstand it.

Most importantly, what should you do if you get injured?

Thinking of this, Song Wen simply stepped back.

Uzi rushed past him and grabbed the football.

With a serious look on his face, he kicked the ball back to the doll and shouted:

"Pass the ball!"

The baby who had just received the ball was helpless and quickly kicked the ball back.

But Hudie had obviously never kicked a ball before, and the force of this kick was obviously not enough. Uzi almost rushed into Hudie's arms. The ball was intercepted by Song Wen just after halftime.

In the commentary box, watching Song Wen dribbling the ball forward, he shouted statelessly:

"Black! Black is dribbling the ball forward! His speed is very...stable! It can be seen that black has shown his steady side on the football field. Yes, don't worry, just penetrate it a little bit! In front of Miller When it comes to defense, black doesn't want to show off his skills, but directly passes the ball to Zhizhi, and Zhizhi passes it back. The two complete a perfect interspersed cooperation. Now in front of Song Wen, there is an empty goal! Hey! Wait a minute, where’s the goalkeeper of the Red Temperature Team!”

"Wow, the goal went in! The black player took the lead to score a point! The score came to 1-0! The goalkeeper of the Red Temperature team, Wang Duoduo! He just ran to the side to drink water! This mistake is so inappropriate! Although we This is an amateur friendly match, but you can’t go to the sidelines to drink water in the middle of the game!”

"In this situation, I just want to sing a song, ah~ give me a cup of forgetful water~"

Sofm, who was standing in the stadium and narrating the game, finally got a score and turned over the score card.

On the court, watching the ball rolling into the goal, Wang Duoduo threw the water bottle in his hand on the ground and looked confused.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was hilarious.

[Hahaha, is that you Wang Weijie? 】

[Big courage, imitate me, Brother Jie, who has been guarding the gate for ten years and no one knows about it, but once he drinks water, the world will hear about it, right? 】

[The key is that Wang Duoduo also knows how to tighten the lid. 】

[Wang Duoduo: What happened? 】

[Wang Duoduo, is the sea cucumber salty? 】

(End of this chapter)