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Chapter 128 High-energy barrage! High energy Weibo! High energy pictures!

Chapter 128 High-energy barrage! High energy Weibo! High energy pictures!

The policewoman's small body could not withstand Lucian's baptism, and she fell helplessly in front of the defense tower!

There was silence in the venue, except for Guan Zeyuan's shouting.

"Oh my god! Lucian killed the policewoman alone in the bottom lane! The puppy is causing trouble!!"

The stateless mood was obviously more excited, and he shouted loudly:

"The priest has completed his baptism of Uzi! We may not know whether Uzi can be reborn, but at this moment, there is no doubt that black will be crowned the priest!!"

In the live broadcast room, as Wu State's voice fell, the barrage exploded instantly.

【ah? ? Your Majesty, you are so bold! 】

[We live in Bengbu. The priest is going to baptize the giant baby, right? 】

[Laughing to death, Uzi is really overloaded, are you here to fight? 】

[Hai Chu is so brave. He dares to kill the god alone, even if he dares to finish the attack in front of the god! 】

[Nothing to say, just congratulations! 】

[Congratulations to the Animal God for being crowned a priest! (Spread flowers, sprinkle flowers!)]

[Many people do not understand the true meaning of the animal god and think it is a joke on Hei Chu. In fact, this is not the case. According to the "Book of Mountains and Seas": To the north of the Central Plains, there is a region named Yichang, and there is a fierce beast there. The hands and feet are short, the shape is like a giant baby, the face is like a basin, inlaid with black jade, the sound is like the barking of a dog, and it keeps barking when it sees people. It has a cruel character, and its body emits a red light when it is angry. It needs to be moistened with hot spring water, and then Feed it with milk, otherwise the sun will be red in the sky and the world will suffer from drought for three years. People said: "This is not a dog. It is crazy in nature and small in size. It is unprecedented in sight and unheard of." Therefore, it is called a rabid puppy. People have been suffering from it for a long time. At that time, a strange man wandered here. When he heard about this, he became very angry. Angry, he said: "How can the world allow a rabid dog to wreak havoc on the world!", so he subdued it. People in the world are grateful, but they only know his single name in black letters, but don’t know the details. They also worship him as a dog god and enshrine him in statues. Later, a scholar who went to Beijing to take exams passed by this place and saw the sculpture of the dog god. He thought it was inelegant and said: "Dogs are animals, so the dog gods should be animal gods." So he changed his name to the animal god. The animal god should perform miracles and give the scholar a treasure book of black learning. Posted by: Scholar Yu Jiajun won the first prize. 】

【How difficult is it? ! 】

When Wang Duoduo heard Wu's explosive speech, he felt a little dumbfounded and said:

"Uzi was indeed a little careless this time. Facing Lucian with the Bilgewater Scimitar, this move was too aggressive."

"It can't be helped," Wu State calmed down a little and said with a smile: "Uzi's temperature is too high now. He may want Lucian to give him a bath, but I didn't expect that Black is so bad that he would take A high-pressure water cannon was used to bathe Uzi, and even a layer of pig skin had to be peeled off."

RNG player seat.

Uzi looked at the gray screen, a little confused.

He always felt as if this scene had happened before.

Yes, in the training match that day, his Han Bing was killed by Song Wen's VN at this time and in this position.

He watched Lucian kill him and then ran to the Xiaolong Pit to support his teammates. RNG was made a dumpling because of the lack of players, and Mala Xiangguo and Xiao Ming died tragically in the Dragon Pit.

A wave of emotion lingered in his mind and was difficult to dissipate.

He died twice in the same position.

why?

Why can Xiao Ming make the same mistake twice? !

He should have waited until he reached level six before going to support him!

Whether it was the last training match or this time, as long as Xiao Ming is here, it is impossible for him to die!

He couldn't help it and complained:

"Xiao Ming, you should wait until I am six."

"I'm waiting for your mother..." Mala Xiangguo couldn't bear it anymore and was about to curse, but finally swallowed it forcefully.

He was a little envious of the SOFM opposite him.

You can win the game if you catch all the brainless players.

And what about him?

If you catch me, I won't do it. If you don't catch me, I will explode. Brother AD!

Uzi was about to return to the line with the toy water gun in his hand, when a spider suddenly appeared halfway and spat out a bundle of spider webs from the shadows.

Xiao Ming had just been resurrected and had no time to save Uzi. He saw Uzi being killed by Lucian again in front of the second tower.

"Play with me, play with me!"

Uzi cursed angrily and cut the screen to look at his jungler.

The jungler has just been resurrected and has not yet left the high ground.

"Steady, steady, wait for me to join the team."

Seeing that the atmosphere was not good, letme took the initiative to say something.

This prevented him from being targeted in the top lane, and with his flash getting better, and after getting the tank armor, he could go up and hit the target with confidence and boldness.

The hero Wine Barrel has a very strong line-mixing ability, and Gnar obviously can't use the Wine Barrel now.

After hearing letme's words, UZI subconsciously glanced at the road.

"Letme, please change the line."

"what?"

"You go and play, I can't line up in the bottom lane."

Letme, who had just grown up on the road for a while, instantly put on a mask of pain and wanted to give himself a slap in the face right away.

What a bitch!

Let you talk more!

Watching RNG change lanes up and down, Guan Zeyuan said:

"RNG's bottom lane has been changed to the top lane. Uzi really needs to develop now."

"But what about letme?" Wu State raised a difficult question, "What about letme? Letme is going to be overtaken!"

Letme had just arrived at the bottom lane, and before he had taken two waves of tower troops, the spider had already crossed the tower.

Facing a hero like Spider, letme has no room for maneuver at all.

"Okay, now the wine barrel line has collapsed. What is RNG doing?"

Stateless can now be said to be full firepower output, and has begun to act unscrupulously.

"It's not that you want to play four guarantees one, you can't play like this, right? If you have four guarantees one, at least your one is better than others' one. With black here, Uzi is just the second child at most. RNG makes the economy like this Does it make sense to give Uzi?”

In the past, even Wu Shu, a great disciple of the Black School and the founder of the shock wave theory, would not have dared to say such straightforward words.

But it's not what it used to be.

During this period of time, Uzi was suppressed by black one after another. Although the extreme fans became more and more crazy, there were also many fans who had changed their fans or even turned black.

At least now if you say something bad about Uzi, you won't be directly expelled from the country.

After the Snakes pushed the wine barrel over the tower in the bottom lane, they directly pushed down the defense tower in the bottom lane.

Uzi sighed when he saw that the bottom lane was broken.

He has only been developing in the top lane for a short time, and the bottom lane is gone, so black will definitely switch to the top lane next.

"Xiaohu, let me go to the middle to develop."

Xiaohu's Victor is currently the best development point of the entire RNG.

But after hearing Uzi's words, Xiaohu only hesitated for a moment and nodded.

But the resentment in my heart increased again.

Today's little tiger is slightly different from the submissive little tiger he once was.

God's divinity is being suppressed by the priests and will one day be eliminated.

And all he needed to do was wait quietly.

In the commentary box, when he saw Song Wen turning up, Uzi turned to the middle again, and he said in a stateless voice:

"When did this game become a hide-and-seek game? And Xiaohu is the one with the best economy in RNG. Now you want him to go to the road and go to jail?"

To change lanes, Xiaohu had to go up to face Song Wen and Brother Jingshu.

The defense tower in the bottom lane has been broken. If the wine barrel is caught in the bottom lane, there is still a chance to escape. Victor with short legs will die if he is caught.

But RNG obviously forgot one thing.

Where Song Wen is, sofm will be there.

Twenty minutes later, Lucian's record had reached 5-0-0.

Wu State looked at the panels on both sides and exclaimed:

"God is indeed God. In this case, Lucian only managed to suppress the last fifteen blows!"

At this point in the game, it has completely entered garbage time.

In the RNG player booth, five players have completely stopped communicating.

Twenty minutes later, five members of the Snake team pushed together.

The four RNG players symbolically resisted in front of the front tooth tower.

Uzi is still on the road to take the line.

"Is UZI still doing last-ditch attacks?" Wu State stared nervously at the last-ditch count, "I don't want any more, do you still need to do last-ditch attacks? Do you plan to use more economy to save the three-piece set at the beginning of the next round?"

Song Wen opened the panel, his expression changed, and he cursed angrily:

"Rough! Uzi's last hit is going to overtake me!"

The Snake Team had already knocked down RNG's two incisor towers, and half of the base's health had been lost.

And Uzi also made the last move, successfully surpassing Song Wen in terms of last hit count.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was full of question marks.

【66666! 】

[This is the No. [-] ADC in the world. He can still suppress it with a last-ditch attack at a huge disadvantage. That’s awesome! 】

【god! 】

[My teammates lost, but I, UZI, did not lose! 】

Just when everyone thought this game would end like this, everyone in the Snake Team who was pushing the base suddenly stopped.

"Eh? What's going on? Is it stuck?"

If it weren't for the fact that several heroes were still walking around in the same place, people who didn't know it would have thought it was a bug.

But the Snakes stopped suddenly.

Until three waves of troops emerged from the base.

Seeing Lucian EAAWAAQAAEAA crazily touching the knife, Wu State suddenly opened his eyes wide! “Black! Black, he refuses to admit defeat!!!”

Uzi can only take one wave of soldiers, but Song Wen can take three waves of soldiers!

The number of last hits he had just surpassed was instantly overtaken by Song Wen again!

After Song Wen finished the three waves of soldiers, the Snake Team finally pushed back RNG's base in one go!

Looking at the final CS counts of both ADs, Wu State lamented:

"It's broken! This time, even Uzi lost!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience was stunned.

【Hahaha! I'm rough! Black out, I beg you to be a human being! 】

[Aiming at Uzi like this, Uzi is going to drink milk and be warned! 】

[Uzi, stop chewing your fingernails. Have you forgotten the chemical equation that Hacker taught you? 】

Song Wen pushed down RNG's base, took off his headphones, stood up, picked up the bottle in front of him, and saluted Uzi opposite him!

This night, a dazzling sun appeared in the Nanjing Olympic Sports venue!
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"Hahaha!"

In the snake lounge, Song Wen leaned forward and backward with laughter.

The barrage of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Animal Gods" has now spread all over Weibo, and even directly appeared on the hot search.

"Who wrote such a talented Gouba? What a genius!"

Song Wen sighed with emotion, and instantly felt a lot of pressure again.

You know, countless eyes are now focused on his Weibo.

Netizens are so talented. If they don't come up with something, those gangsters will definitely wake up again and say that the gangsters have exhausted their talent.

So he immediately put down the words.

snake丶balck:

"Dog Love"

There are fish and animals that swim on land and water, and they are very cute. Piglet is a unique dog. Since S4, imp and deft are the same as love tune dogs. I also love dogs who come out of the bath without staining, wash their hands with clear ripples but not red, Lu Xian plays in the wild, has high ambitions, half-time feeding, the fragrance is far away and the fragrance is clear, it can make up for the damage but not take the blame.

I said Ming is the emperor's recluse; Yi Di is the emperor's equalizer; the tiger is the emperor's temperature measurer; the incense pot is the emperor's temperature controller; the dog is the emperor's god! Alas! Who can share the love of a dog?

After publishing his dog-loving talk, Song Wen closed Weibo and opened the anti-bullying bar.

[RNG E-Sports Club vs. Snake E-Sports Club first game scoring post, I will distribute the players and you will score. 】

[Order: letme. 】

[3 points, you and Brother Holy Spear are equal, who will be equal to Uzi? 】

[3 points, your mother playing with a wine barrel is like her mother expecting to give birth and giving birth to a wuz. 】

[4 points, can you put the Uzi back? 】
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[Jungle: mlxg. 】

[4 points, you can’t stand it when Uzi gives Black a double BUFF at the beginning, right? If you are like this, I will give you a thumbs up. 】

[3 points, the poodle is possessed by a rabid puppy. 】

[4 points, you play a poodle, and there is a rabid puppy in the bottom lane. You two combine similar items to get 2B dog. 】

[4 points, proud hunter. 】
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[Mid laner: xiaohu. 】

[6 points, I really don’t blame you for this one. Spring finally came, but Uzi sent you directly into summer. 】

[7 points, a tiger gives birth to a dog. 】

[7 points, your Victor is also a daddy? 】
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[Assistant: ming. 】

[5 points, couldn’t you tighten the dog’s leash when you went to Xiaolongkeng to do some sightseeing? ! 】

[4 points, low quality, walking the dog without a leash. 】
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[ADC: UZI. 】

[0 points, a black fermented fermented dog. 】

[0 points, the snake team is really disgusting. In the end, they have to give black out a last-minute hit, otherwise my puppy really didn’t lose. 】

[0 points, Hei Chu gave you a bath, did you pay Hei Chu? 】

[0 points, the giant baby was baptized and is now a child of Jesus, named Samoyed. 】

[0 points, thank you for allowing us LPL to have our own priest. 】

[0 points, picture, JPG. 】

Song Wenzheng was looking at it enthusiastically when he heard tabe say hurriedly:

"Brother Wen, something big happened."

He raised his eyes and glanced at tabe, and said in surprise:

"what happened?"

A wry smile appeared on tabe's face and he said:

"Something seems to have happened on RNG's side. UZI will not be playing in the next game."

His posture was stunned, and he shouted strangely:

"I'm stupid, Brother Wen won't just beat Uzi to the spot and retire, right?"

"That shouldn't be the case," Zhu Kai walked over and whispered, "It seemed like there was internal strife, and the quarrel was fierce. According to unreliable gossip, Uzi and Mala Xiangguo had a big fight when they went back. Uzi wanted to switch to the jungle, saying that he would not play if there was Mala Xiang Guo, but Feng Ge was tough this time and actually agreed directly. If you ask me, Feng Ge is indeed brave, and Uzi is the star of RNG. Players, if you say you don’t need to use it, you don’t need to use it. I guess you have to explain to the management for who knows how long. Brother Feng is really a good person and deserves to be dealt with. Didn’t you see Uzi’s expression at that time? When I heard Brother Feng If you say that, your eyes will stare as if you’ve eaten two preserved eggs.”

Song Wen looked at Zhu Kai strangely and asked:

"How come your unreliable gossip is so detailed?"

Zhu Kai chuckled: "This little bit of gossip can still be found out."

He clicked his tongue twice and said jokingly:

"What a trap, you can work part-time as an intelligence agent from now on."

Song Wen thought for a while and gave up the idea of ​​irritating the little fat man.

After a set of punch combinations during this period, Uzi's temperature must have really exploded.

If you continue to play, what if UZI suddenly wakes up?

You must know that when people are forced into desperate situations, the system will awaken.

So he continued to open the anti-bar and admired it.

[Top order: Flandre. 】

[7 points: Blackout steals your top laner, and then gets tired of playing and steals your Holy Lance Ranger again. This is too much. 】

[6 points, first in the league in ntr. 】

[7 points, Black comes out and kills Uzi once, and your Gnar shouts God. What does it mean? 】
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[Jungle: sofm. 】

[7 points, you are also a dog. 】

[8 points. Since Sofm was hacked and sent back to Vietnam last time, this one has become obviously much more honest. 】

[7 points, it’s not that I can’t afford to go back to Vietnam, but it’s more cost-effective to be a dog. 】

[7 points, Sofm has killed poodles, but not rabid puppies. According to the principle of non-cannibalism, poodles are really lions and not dogs, and rabid puppies are really dogs. 】

[8 points, no, it’s okay for you to be a black slave. Why are you still enslaved by black people? 】
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[Mid laner: Zz1tai. 】

[5 points, why don't you give up your position to Uzi, and you'll win as soon as you swipe. 】

[6 points, what does it mean that you didn’t let it go for 25 minutes? Gouba plays Clockwork Master E, and throws the ball at Lucian in a team fight. You are not big enough if Gnar shoots three of you. Did Brother Holy Spear provoke you? 】

[5 points, can entertainment anchors also enter the professional arena? 】
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[Auxiliary: kRYST4L. 】

[6 points, why don’t you, Brother Crystal, go back to playing support? 】

[7 points, Brother Crystal’s support is really good! Please, you must continue to play support! 】

[8 points, Heide becomes so big with you. 】

[7 points, black out rbq. 】
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[ADC: black. 】

[0 points, deliberately targeting my god, his heart is to be punished! 】

[9 points, worthy of being the god of animals, the god of all animals! 】

[10 points, although I am very reluctant, but as our first priest in LPL, you deserve ten points. 】

[9 points, since you are a priest, Uzi will drink from you in the future. 】

[10 points, after Uzi finished playing black, he didn’t dare to take a shower for a month. 】

[10 points, that day Uzi prayed to the gods in a desperate situation. Since they were all gods, no god dared to respond. Only three priests, piglet, imp, and deft, extended their hands. Uzi dismissed it, and the darkness In the middle, the black face slowly appeared: child...]

[10 points, the animal priest kindly holds the dog leash and stares at Uzi. Picture, JPG. 】

"what……"

Song Wen closed his eyes, collapsed on the sofa, and took a long breath of relief.

The whole body is smooth.

Very comfortable.

"Brother Wen, what are the arrangements for the next two games?"

After hearing Tabe's words, Song Wen waved his hand.

"Wait a minute, I'm digesting, and I feel like my soul is about to sublime."

After a while, he asked:

"Uzi is really not going to play?"

"It's been decided, I really won't be playing."

After hearing Zhu Kai's words, Song Wen sighed.

"Lord Uzi, I'm sorry that I couldn't let you use your full strength."

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  I have something to do today. I am typing the second chapter, but it will probably be very late to finish. You can read it tomorrow.

  

 

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