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Chapter 320 The old version of the daughter country is a classic

Zhang Lin still remembers how bad the Journey to the West series of movies was.

By the way, I met Zhao Xiaodao at the beginning of the year and the other party said that because of his complaints, the agency rejected a Journey to the West movie series.

As expected, it should be "Journey to the West: The Kingdom of Daughters".

Zhao Xiaodao didn't want to waste money, so his girlfriend actually took him to see this movie on such a grand day.

What a pity!

I was thinking depressedly when my girlfriend sent me a video invitation.

Rolling his eyes, Zhang Lin clicked to connect.

As soon as the screen came out, Wang Bingbing smiled sweetly and said: "I saw you closed the live broadcast room, so I called you, hee~"

Seeing that her boyfriend didn't say anything, she smiled and said, "How's it going? What's the process for me to do?"

It's okay if I don't say this, but when I mention this Zhang Lin is speechless.

Of course our kind king cannot admit that he has been poisoned, and of course our hairless national master will not easily believe the king.

On the opposite side of the video, Zhang Lin said: "I have a good memory, so I will just read it to you casually.

At this time, a woman with a very worrying hairline appeared.

Wang Bingbing must know the story of "The Kingdom of Women".

Bingbing, do you know this movie?

Have you seen the movie watching guide made by the film and television section master? "

Tang Sanzang left behind the love between his daughter and the king of his daughter country and continued his journey to the west~

The story has twists and turns and the plot is exciting.

This made her almost laugh out loud, thinking that her mother was so cute!

On the opposite side, Zhang Lin kept saying: "What happened to Tang Seng and his disciples over there was also very magical.

Bingbing, you don’t know, but I’ve actually finished writing my review of this movie, and I’m just waiting to criticize it severely when I’m congratulating the series. "

"On such a memorable day, you don't even want to spend dozens of dollars, and you use movie coupons instead!"

After everything was safe, Tang Sanzang encountered another love crisis and was attracted by the king of the daughter country.

Hearing this, Zhang Lin hurriedly shook his head and explained with a smile: "It's right to be diligent and frugal in running a household, but there's no need to be so frugal!

The second senior brother looked drunk in the jungle. I thought he saw the spider spirit taking a bath.

Seeing my mother smiling, she said angrily: "Since we have coupons, why spend so much money?

After a sigh of relief, Wang Bingbing said that she had read Xuan Miao's movie viewing guide and said that the movie was not excellent, but still watchable.

Tsk tsk tsk, it’s absolutely amazing!

While thinking about it, he said, "I know." He heard Zhang Lin on the other side say: "We are all very familiar with this story, so I'm not afraid of spoilers.

After research, she discovered that she had been poisoned by a man!

After being stunned for a moment, Wang Bingbing said in astonishment: "Because, among the welfare coupons issued in Taiwan, there are two coupons for this movie!"

(⊙_⊙)?

Wang Bingbing, who was still recalling the classic, was stunned and finally understood why her boyfriend had such a big reaction.

Listening to her boyfriend's sudden increase in volume, Wang Bingbing looked slightly embarrassed as she looked at Mrs. Wang who was packing her suitcase at the side.

Would you easily admit it to your parents when you were in puppy love?

Even if you deny it, will your wise parents believe it easily? "

I made a big negative comment in my heart and said, "You must know the plot of the chapter on the Kingdom of Women, right?"

Tang Monk and his disciples went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures and entered the Kingdom of Women. They drank water from the Zimu River by mistake. Several grown men got pregnant unexpectedly. They had to wait for the elder brother to go to the Abortion Spring to fight the Taoist priests and use the Abortion Spring water to abort them.

There haven't been any big movies recently. Is it wrong for me to be diligent and frugal about my family? "

And because the daughter's kingdom in the CCTV version of "Journey to the West" is so beautiful, the love between Tang Monk and the king of the daughter's kingdom ended before it even started, which has become a regret in the hearts of many people.

From the corner of her eye, Wang Bingbing saw her mother shaking her head subconsciously, mumbling something unknown.

"No, no~~"

Later I found out that the scene of my drawing was much more spectacular than the spider spirit!

In order to save money, I chose a super bad movie!

Apart from the special effects, the movie "Girls' Country" is full of truths close to life. It is a living anti-puppy love movie. "

However, the Scorpion Spirit stepped in. Thanks to the Maori Star Officer, the Scorpion Spirit was accepted and Tang Sanzang was freed.

The hairless national master said: King, if you are poisoned by a man, you must kill him.

He rolled his eyes and said, "Dear, why did you choose the movie "Journey to the West: The Kingdom of Daughters"?"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lin didn't see it and said to himself: "At the beginning of the movie, the silly and sweet girl king of the daughter country fell in love at first sight with the equally silly and sweet Tang Monk.

Out of the corner of her eye, Wang Bingbing saw her mother sitting up.

With a low cough, she wanted to turn off the loudspeaker, but felt it was unnecessary, so she could only hum and blink as a reminder.

With a cry of ah, Zhang Lin paused.

Speaking of this name, Zhang Lin remembered that when the second ball of the previous life was released, this person was one of the masters who washed the ground for Jianghong.

But the king, who had never seen a man, didn't quite understand his feelings.

Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. I quietly ask the holy monk if my daughter is beautiful~~~

Involuntarily thinking of this melody, Wang Bingbing recalled the Queen's bone-crushing lines.

"You said the four elements are empty, but you closed your eyes tightly. If you open your eyes and look at me, I won't believe that your eyes are empty."

More than a hundred beautiful girls bathed in the valley!

I feel refreshed and plan to continue reading~~"

Cough cough cough~~~

Wang Bingbing coughed heavily.

Oh, let me go, can this be said?

Please, brother, your mother-in-law is listening right next to you!

Zhang Lin said he was high and thought to himself without realizing it: "However, the second senior brother was much more impulsive than me. He rushed to the valley and was beaten up by the violent lolita. The four masters and apprentices were trapped in a cage and escorted to the palace.

At this point we learned an important piece of information. It turns out that Tang Seng and his disciples entered the Daughter's Kingdom by mistake this time, which had been predicted by the ancestors of the Daughter's Kingdom.

The ancestors predicted that if the king fell in love with Tang Seng, the country would be destroyed.

Therefore, Tang Seng must die.

In order to avoid death, Tang Seng and his disciples escaped from the prison at night, but unexpectedly discovered that the daughter country was enchanted by their ancestors, and the way to leave was.

Understand what love is. "

(⊙_⊙)?

Once again offering the dumbfounded emoticon, Wang Bingbing was also defeated by this idiotic setting.

What kind of brain power can ride the wind and waves to write such a weird plot setting?

Does the Journey to the West series really treat the audience as fools?

"What???"

In the video, Zhang Lin held his head in his hands and said speechlessly: "Have you ever seen such a boring ancestor???

Since they predicted the arrival of Tang Seng's master and apprentice, they also predicted that the king would fall in love with Tang Seng and lead to the destruction of the country. They also created a barrier to prevent Tang Seng from leaving.

If Tang Seng had escaped successfully without this barrier, there would have been no love, no earth-shattering, no country, no family!

If you want to leave, you must first understand what love is. That is to say, if you don't fall in love, you can't leave.

If you don't fall in love, you can't leave. If you fall in love, the country will be destroyed. What exactly are the ancestors going to do?

Can you give me a good time? "

Zhang Lin spoke extremely fast in this section, and his voice was a little dumbfounded after talking all night, making him sound inexplicably like Master Xing.

Wang Bingbing and Mrs. Wang both smiled.

In the video, Zhang Lin kept saying: "Just when everyone was wondering what kind of trouble the ancestors were going to make by the Zimu River, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha became pregnant.

And when Sun Wukong went through all kinds of troubles to find the birth spring, San Sha was so happy that he wanted to give birth to the child.

Sun Wukong was anxious and asked his family how to obtain the scriptures, so he forced an abortion.

Tang Seng, who lost his child, was in despair and began to learn desperately to divert his attention. "

After sighing, Wang Bingbing got a sense of pictures——

An early pregnancy girl, ah no, a boy's tragedy!

After hearing this, she probably understood the way the daughter country operates.

Her ancestors just hope that everyone will study hard and make progress every day, and not let things like love distract everyone from building a beautiful socialist life.

And when you reach a certain age, please drink water and give birth to a child.

As for love, can love be eaten as food?

Zhang Lin said appropriately: "Bingbing, is this very in line with the characteristics of the seven aunts and eight aunts who urge marriage during the Spring Festival?"

Holding back a smile and nodding, Wang Bingbing felt that the movie "Land of Girls" was a complete nonsense and told the truth, expressing the feelings of her parents and relatives.

Don't fall in love early when you are in school, and have children as soon as you graduate.

Smiling, Zhang Lin said: "In order to tell the king and Tang Monk the consequences of premature love, the hairless national master even appeared in person to explain.

The National Preceptor fell in love with the River God when he was young, but in order to take on the heavy responsibility of protecting the king, he broke up with the River God. Twenty years later, the River God came to the National Preceptor, and the Imperial Preceptor once again gave up the River God for the king. The River God was too resentful. Heavy, set off a huge flood, causing the daughter country to be devastated.

Tang Seng looked at this human tragedy in the flood and fell into deep thought. He should not indulge in petty love, but should save all sentient beings.

I'm really curious about how Tang Seng came to this conclusion?

It is obviously because of rejecting love that this tragic consequence was caused!

And this tragedy was not caused by you Tang Seng, why do you blame yourself? "

After asking questions for a while, Zhang Lin shook his head and said: "Anyway, Monk Tang woke up, put aside his love, and traveled west to learn Buddhist scriptures.

The king of the daughter country also woke up, put aside love, and governed the country. "

Wang Bingbing ughed again, and wanted to say that the tragedies of the River God and the Imperial Master, and the tragedies of Tang Monk and the King were all quite nonsensical and had Chinese characteristics.

Zhang Lin complained: "I don't understand, what is the conflict between career and love???

Do you have to choose between studies and love? ? ?

Because Tang Seng is a monk, we can understand him.

But the master and the king can obviously have a good harvest in love and career. Why do they make love like a scourge that hinders the advancement of your career? "

Wang Bingbing nodded her head, fully agreeing with her boyfriend's words.

My own personal experience tells me that love, studies and career are not in conflict and can be achieved at the same time.

Zhang Lin commented: “So I wrote that love is the most beautiful emotion that we can enjoy as humans.

It is not love that destroys our lives, but immature love.

It is not puppy love that destroys our studies, but our IQ.

Unfortunately, we have seen a certain regression in the concept of love in the movie "Girls' Country". Compared with the CCTV version of "Journey to the West", the love in it is full of immaturity.

In the CCTV version of "Journey to the West", the country of girls is a place similar to a matriarchal society. The country is peaceful and orderly, and the king is dignified and generous. Facing his brother Yu who falls in love at first sight, he dares to pursue happiness boldly.

The relationship between them is an adult relationship based on reason.

It starts with emotion and ends with etiquette.

Because regret makes it even more beautiful.

Because it is beautiful, it can also bring out the value of Tang Sanzang's ideal of seeking truth.

They do not quarrel at will, do not act as if they are heaven and earth, do not pretend to be affectionate, do not want to live or die, they have their own mission in their own destiny, they can be responsible for their own lives and their own feelings, and they have human nature. There is an innocent side. "

(End of this chapter)