Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 14 Use the calmest expression and say the cruelest words

Zhang Lin's slow retort was like a heavy punch, leaving Takuya Terada speechless.

The effect can be described as a snake hitting seven inches.

The unbridled laughter of the three hosts and guests made Terada Takuya even more stunned.

Please, I am the old man!
Why do you turn your elbows outward?

And Zhang Linjun, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

When I asked that question, as a rule, shouldn't you present facts and provide evidence?
Why do you say our Shinkansen is slow?

With a lot of slander in his heart, Terada Takuya carefully considered his words.

On the other side, Jin Xuanmao said with a smile: "Long time no see, long time no see. The highest speed train is the time between China and Japan when we come and I go?"

To be honest, Zhang Lin was speechless about Korean vocabulary.

It just sounds like a dialect.

The summarizing vocabulary always made him laugh.

Mars hits Earth.

Wouldn’t it be more vivid and appropriate?

Facing the laughter of the audience, Takuya Terada, who was opposite, tried his best to raise his voice and stated: "The Chinese train is only the best for high speed, but the Shinkansen is the best from a safety perspective."

Zhang Lin sat upright and stared at him with a calm expression on his face.

Terada Takuya looked a little confused and looked away and continued: "And I heard that there are some people who are too scared to ride."

Almost without thinking, Zhang Lin looked at the three hosts and said, "Almost those people are neon people."

Another fatal blow.

hahaha~~~
Yoo Se Yoon burst into laughter, raised his hands in the air and kept applauding.

Cheng Shiwan also chuckled and praised: "Look, look at this iron fist from the patriotic and upright boy from mainland China, haha~"

Terada Takuya: “o(╯□╰)o”

Zhang Lin always maintained a serious expression and said to himself: "I'm too scared, it's too fast, so I don't dare to sit down.

The Shinkansen is slow because of its small land area.

After all, you have to slow down when you turn a corner. If you don’t slow down, you will fall into the sea all of a sudden, plop~"

As he spoke, he made a swimming gesture with great joy.

hahaha~~
At this moment, everyone really couldn't stop laughing, and they all screamed and praised Zhang Lin's wit.

From the beginning to now, this handsome mainland boy has won their recognition.

"Non-Summit" is an entertainment talk show interview program with the nature of a debate. What is required is that the contestants are quick to respond and the strongest takes all.

Facts have proved that Zhang Lin's reaction is extremely fast.

If he had just hesitated for a second, the result of his laughter would not have been so strong.

All I can say is that the national team is different!
After the laughter subsided, Zhang Lin continued: "Nowadays, most Chinese people take high-speed trains, which are basically the first choice for travel.

There is data that can be checked. Don’t just talk nonsense. "

Terada Takuya collapsed and asked, dumbfounded, "Is the problem about speed?"

Looking at him like a fool, Zhang Lin nodded calmly and said: "The problem is speed (shows hands)."

hahaha~~~
The whole audience burst into laughter, and Takuya Terada was defeated with black lines on his face.

Seeing this, Cheng Shigan said helpfully: "High-speed trains are now competing between China and Japan. So when the next counterattack comes, what will be the impact of neon on China?"

"Have."

Terada Takuya suddenly became energetic.

Cheng Shiyan leads the rhythm: "For example?"

After thinking briefly, Terada Takuya said: "Rice cookers, instant noodles, and mobile phones were the first inventions in our country.

There are also game consoles and karaoke.

The bigger question is:

Our country's products are very good, especially animation.

However, I think it is a problem for the Chinese to steal without permission. "

Because of the shady operations of Mango Channel and Sky Blue Channel, the major TV stations in Han Kingdom are also extremely dissatisfied with China in this regard.In fact, this problem has been discussed for a long time.

It's just that Takuya Ren Terada and the three hosts didn't expect that it would be thrown out so quickly.

With thoughts flashing in his mind, Jin Xuanmao added: "You mean you don't want to buy the copyright?"

"Well, yes, I think it's really important to respect intellectual copyright."

Terada Takuya nodded and said more and more: "There is something even more unpleasant for us~"

Sensing that something was wrong, Zhang Lin calmly asked: "If you say that, then I want to ask?"

Terada Takuya: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"

do not know why?
When he saw Zhang Lin speaking, he felt inexplicably afraid.

Zhang Lin looked directly at him: "When your writing borrowed our Chinese characters, did you get our permission?
You use a lot of Chinese characters every year, have you paid our intellectual property fees? "

Duang~! !
This was a fatal blow that could be called a powerful strike, leaving Takuya Terada speechless.

After all, no matter how much he said, it couldn't be as thick and weighty as the words.

Under the premise that a country's text uses a large number of the other country's Chinese characters, no matter how many times you shout that the other country does not respect intellectual property rights, it will seem to give you a sense of déjà vu.

Terada Takuya: "￣□￣｜｜"

In this round, he lost again.

hahaha~~~
The other guests burst into laughter like poor fellow Taoists, which brought Zhang Lin's desperate counterattack to a successful conclusion.

Regardless of his nationality and identity, this mainland man is so handsome!

He and Cheng Shi'an looked at each other, and Yu Shiyun understood: "Speaking of words, it is said that some cultural relics have been unearthed in the Pharaonic Kingdom recently, and some of the words can be traced back to thousands of years ago?"

The representatives from the Pharaoh Kingdom nodded and proudly introduced their civilization.

According to him, the papyrus paintings that were born in their country can be regarded as the origin of paper.

Therefore, the great thing of paper is enough to prove that it was first invented by the Pharaohs.

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Lin's facial features knitted together, looking like an old man on the subway who had heard a fantasy.

The guest from the Kingdom of Pharaoh proudly said: "So, the Kingdom of Pharaoh was the first country to invent paper?"

Jin Xuanmao started the fight just right: "But when it comes to inventing paper, Huaxia, right? Huaxia seems to have something to say, right? (Looking forward)"

Although I knew that this was a hole dug by the program team in advance.

However, variety shows are about entering the drama and how to show the style of a great country.

If you are too serious, you will fall into the inferior category.

Zhang Lin did not reject it and said in a difficult tone: "This doesn't seem to be paper, right?
In fact, as far as I know, what is the name of this paper in the Pharaonic Kingdom (confusion)? "

“papyrus”

Alberto and others next to him read out loud.

Sitting up, Zhang Lin said with confusion on his face: "What are you doing?"

The whole audience was immediately amused.

Amid laughter, Yu Shiyun asked with an exaggerated smile: "You obviously asked, why don't you still know?"

Without any embarrassment, Zhang Lin circled his fingers around his temples and said it was really difficult to remember.

Immediately, he explained seriously: "This paper or something is actually not paper.

I think it's just a work of art and has no practicality.

Our paper should look like this~"

As he spoke, he picked up the A4 paper in front of him, clamped it under his arm, folded it, etc., demonstrating various functions.

Finally, he looked at the guests from the Kingdom of Pharaoh and asked, "Can't you do this with your paper?"

Ignorant thoughts~
Suppressing his somewhat high blood pressure, the guest from the Kingdom of Pharaoh held the table with one hand, clenched his other hand into a fist and said, "Actually, it can be folded."

At this time, Yu Shiyun suddenly said: "Can you make a paper airplane?"

Jin Xuanmao also asked: "Can that Papisu fold a frog? Jumping?"

What the hell is this?
The guests from the Kingdom of Pharaoh rolled their eyes in dismay.

Yoo Se-yoon, who wanted to say that this was the ratings, kept saying: "Can east, west, south, north, east, west, south, north be stacked? How to do this?"

(End of this chapter)