People in Marvel: I am a super native of the motherland

Chapter 121: Funny characters are invincible?
In the factory in New York, John looked at these people with his eyes.

There is a mini piggy in a cartoon Spider-Man costume, there is also the Shadow Spider-Man, who is all black and white, wearing a windbreaker, and finally the native-born blond Peter Parker.

"Ask a question, why didn't Gwen come over?" John put his hands in his pockets and tilted his head in confusion.

"Are you talking about Ghost Spider? She did not choose to participate in this operation." The blond Peter Parker said coldly. In the next second, Spider-Man from three different parallel universes rushed up at the same time, preparing to bypass the motherland and head towards the collider. Run.

"Oh, she finally made a good decision." John said, and at some point he took out a rope and tied all three of them tightly to the pillar.

'It's this ability again, it's so fast, we can't keep up. 'The blond Peter Parker complained in his heart, knowing that in this battle, they are probably not qualified to participate. They can only hope that Spider-Pig Peter Polk can stop the people of the motherland.

"Why are you trying to stop me? The control is too broad. A space-time collider will pop up, and now I'm tied up." John saw that the space-time collider hadn't started yet, so he was about to send him away. Make time to chat with each other.

"Are we really tied up?" At this time, Spider-Pigman Peter Polk laughed, and as he spoke, a happy ditty sounded all around.

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's not that you're tied up, is it still..." John was stunned mid-sentence. He found that he had been tied to the rope that originally tied these Spider-Man without knowing when.

The three Spider-Man who were originally tied up have now switched places with him and are standing where he was just now.

"Oh." John looked at the cheerful background music that was playing inexplicably around him, looked at Spider-Pigman and said suddenly: "I almost forgot, you are a funny character, and being funny is illogical."

As he said that, he used a little force to break away the tied rope. Looking at the three Spider-Man who continued to run towards the space-time collider, he thought for a while and came up with a countermeasure.

John stepped lightly with his right foot. Under the influence of the terrifying power and biological position, the ground from his feet to the front of the space-time collider was instantly stamped down. A large pit as deep as ten meters appeared directly under his feet.

For a moment, the Shadow Spider-Man and the local Spider-Man directly used the spider silk to swing to the ceiling to avoid the fate of falling.

Spider-Pigman, on the other hand, stared closely at the space-time collider in front of him. Under the influence of cheerful music, he stepped on the air and ran toward the target in defiance of the laws of physics.

At this time, next to Spider Pigman's ear, a joking voice said: "Here is a friendly reminder that the earth has gravity. Based on your weight, you should fall downward at a speed of 9.8 meters per second. Look at your feet."

'Underfoot? 'Spider Pigman looked down subconsciously and found that a large pit ten meters deep had appeared below him. John's friendly reminder immediately came to his mind, and he realized that he seemed to be falling.

"Ah!!!" Spider-Pigman screamed suddenly, and the background music immediately became a little urgent.

Then, under the pull of gravity, his body suddenly fell, leaving only a wide-open eye in place, and he slowly caught up with the main body a second later.

"Tsk, tsk, it seems that funny characters also have their own funny logic." John said thoughtfully.

Since the other party is illogical, then just help the other party to be logical. Just point out the illogical aspects of the other party. When you realize that you should fall according to common sense, the gravity of reality will teach the other party how to behave.

At the bottom of the pit, Spider-Pigman held his back, feeling the pain from the fall just now, but he didn't pay too much attention to it, because this kind of injury, according to the conventions of previous comics, would automatically heal in the next frame.

"Well, have you noticed that with your self-healing ability panel, theoretically it would take at least a few minutes to recover from this kind of fall injury?" At this time, John kindly reminded from the side: "Also This is not your original world. In this world, people will die if they are killed." "Oh..." Spider Pigman whined, because his newly healed wound started to hurt again: "I hate it..." reality.”

"And oh, little spider pig, look up and look at the top of your head." John laughed sinisterly.

"On top of the head?" Spider-Pigman subconsciously looked up again, only to find that the Shadow Spider-Man had been completely caught by the people of the motherland, and then gently pulled.

Amidst the screams, Shadow Spider-Man's right arm was torn off, and black blood fell from the sky, drenching Spider-Pigman's head, making his original cartoon body look terrifying.

"No! No! No!" Spider-Pigman shouted in panic, and the already tense background music around him became tragic.

"Hahahahaha!" In the sky, amid the screams and panic, John laughed cruelly, let go of his hand and let Shadow Spider-Man fall, and the original background music of Spider-Pigman seemed to be moved to his body at this moment Generally, perfect fit.

"As we all know, funny people are invincible, so how do you defeat funny people? Of course they will make you unable to be funny." John burst out laughing, and the original light atmosphere became heavy and bloody: "How about you take a look The Shadow Spider-Man in your arms, give me another smile."

"Damnable people of the motherland." Spider-Pigman hugged Shadow Spider-Man and gritted his teeth. In the angry atmosphere, the BGM immediately became passionate. He was directly upgraded from a funny character to a hot-blooded comic, but this actually weakened him. .

'Finally I found an opportunity. John's eyes lit up, and the next moment he appeared directly behind Spider-Pigman, stabbing forward with his right hand, stabbing both of them through with one hand.

"Ah!" Spider Pigman felt a sharp pain in his heart. He lowered his head and saw that the right hand of the motherland was holding a beating heart at the moment: "This... is this my heart?" '

"Little Spider Pig, let me ask you a question." John said in an extremely gentle tone at this time: "If a vegetable can live without a heart, can a pig live without a heart?"

"Pigs have no heart, pigs have no heart... they can, they can live." Little Spider Pig trembled, looking at the heart mixed with red and black blood in John's hand, and said resolutely.

"Wrong answer, Spider-Pig!" John objected: "A vegetable can live without a heart, but a pig without a heart will of course die."

"puff!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Little Spider Pig suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood and died.

"The theory that funny characters are invincible...it's so funny!" John said, taking his hand out of Spider-Pig's chest, and then looked at the space-time collider. It was fully activated at this moment, and the local Peter Parker fell to the ground like a heir. His face was full of despair.

　Don't be afraid that this book will be blocked. I've already restrained myself, and if it's ugly, you won't read it if it's blocked.

　　Although I feel like this book will be lost before I can finish it, I feel like it’s over after I enjoyed reading it!If someone sees it, I will continue writing.

　　If you are really scared, just read it every day and stop reading. This book actually has mediocre results and the author is too poor to eat.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)