The reborn little milk bag, the Taoist ancestor of the immortal world comes to farm

Chapter 88: Su Erzhu’s slippery side

Xigua Online is already rare and attracts many people coming and going.

"Is this a watermelon?"

"Yes, it's watermelon, early-ripening watermelon from other places, we brought it back from other places.

Do you want to pick one back and try it?Sell ​​watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

Come and take a look, everyone. The watermelon costs one dollar and a pound. It’s guaranteed to be sweet. If it’s not sweet, there’s no charge. Returns are free. "

It doesn’t sound sweet and doesn’t cost money, right?Just like flies smelling the smell, everyone came running over in an instant.

"You really don't want money?"

“It’s not sweet, it doesn’t cost money, our melons are full of sweetness, I guarantee you’ll want another after you eat one.”

"Is it that mysterious? Have you drugged this melon?"

"How could that be possible? This melon is rich in water and sweet in sugar..."

"I'm telling you, I'm gonna explode with just a tap.

Do you believe it or not? "

"I don't believe it. I've never seen such a good melon. The skin of the melon is so thick. If you sell it by the pound, aren't you being evil?

When I bought it back, when I opened it, the skin inside weighed two to three kilograms.

The pulp of melons only weighs one or two kilograms. It’s not like we haven’t bought them before. "

"It's really different. Our watermelon is a new product from outside. It has thin skin and thick flesh."

"I won't talk nonsense to you, let's just take a look at it ourselves. Brother, you pick a bigger melon for them. Let's open one first and let everyone try it.
If you are not satisfied after trying it, you don’t need to buy it from us, you can just turn around and go.

Everyone speaks with their strength. We have been selling things on this street for two or three months. Everyone should know our family. "

"I know you. Your wife sells salt-baked eggs. I've been wanting to eat them for the past two days, but no one has come."

"I'm busy at home and don't have time. After a while, when the work is done, we will continue to set up the stall." Boss Su explained.

Su Laoer patted the watermelon, and it exploded.

The sweet smell penetrated directly into the nose.

"You can smell this smell, right? It's called a fragrance.

A small piece for each person, just taste it. Don't take advantage of it and say you don't taste it.

I don’t give it to most people to taste. "Su Laoer used a knife to scratch the watermelon rind into small pieces.

After smelling the smell, those who had come to watch the show and those who had planned to buy it couldn't resist it, and saliva continued to secrete from their mouths.

"Smells good, smells good!"

"I can't stand it anymore!"

"Is this a melon? I feel the same as that Ecstasy!"

The bullock cart is covered with golden straw, with green and round watermelons placed on it. Each watermelon is small in size, but they all look happy.

Let people taste it and explain it to them at the same time.

"You know why my melons are so sweet. If I don't teach you a little trick on picking melons, will you be willing to pick them yourself when you buy melons later?"

"Then you must choose and support yourself. Even if it is not good, you have to admit it.

You melon sellers may not necessarily be able to pick good melons. "

"Sister, this melon makes sense. Later, when you are picking melons, take a look at the lines on the surface of this melon.
The more plump the patterns on the surface of the melon are, and the connecting lines are not disconnected and the surface is stretched, it means the melon is ripe. "

"I understand this. It's just like when we women are pregnant. When we have a big belly, the belly will be stretched out. There are lines on it. When the skin is stretched open, the baby inside will grow better. This It makes sense."

"This aunt has experience, she's amazing! I'm really not as good as you guys, why should I say no to the rest?"

"Tell me, I just thought of it casually. How can we choose a good melon for the rest? I really don't know. We usually let the melon sellers pick it for us."

"Okay, then I'm going to be embarrassed. Doesn't the tail of this melon have a belly button? It's connected to the melon vine.

If the melon vine shrivels, it means the melon is ripe. "

"So simple?"

"Isn't it that simple?"

"Then I think your picky behavior is the same as a woman getting pregnant and having a baby.

Hey, can you tell the difference between a male and a female watermelon? "

"Big brother, look at what you said. This is so powerful. If you can separate male and female watermelons, then I won't stay here and sell melons." Su Laoer laughed and let the matter go. .

The emerald green melon skin has a little white skin, about one or two centimeters, and the rest is all red flesh.

Under the sun, a piece of red melon flesh and juice shimmered with crystal light.

Just like a diamond.

Rich and sweet juice flows from the mouth to the throat, just like drinking honey water.

A small piece is simply not enough to satisfy your cravings.

"Boss, don't tell me, your watermelon is really delicious. I didn't taste it just now. Can you give me another piece?"

"With your long hair, I'm afraid you won't be able to taste it?
It's just cow chewing peonies.You didn't even chew it just now, you just stuffed it in one mouthful. "

"If you want to eat it, then buy a melon and go back and taste it by yourself. As I said just now, we only have a small piece each.

You see there are some older people queuing up behind me. After we have tasted it, if you want to buy it, we will take one with you. If you don’t want to buy it, we will step aside and let the people behind you have a taste of my melon. taste. "

"Yeah, yeah, I've tasted it all together, how can I say I haven't tasted it?

According to your taste method, if you taste a whole watermelon cut by the boss, you can't even taste it. You are a scoundrel. "

Under the abuse of the big guy, the man ducked aside.

Most people in this era are honest people, and very few are scoundrels.

"I've already told you, look at this pocket and you can't get any money out of it. You just came to take advantage of it and mixed it in. It's not enough."

"Everyone, stop talking. It's not to save people's face."

Many people still cooperated. After trying it, they bought two directly.

There are also people who only taste it briefly, but after tasting it, they are not satisfied with the small piece at all, and feel itchy in their hearts like a cat scratching it.

I feel itchy and want to buy a melon back, but the melon is more expensive than meat per kilogram, so I hesitate.

"Boss, can you sell the melons cheaper? I'll buy one and try it. It's really torture. They are so expensive, even more expensive than meat."

"That won't work. I've already sold it at this price, so what do you want the previous customer to do?

I can't just post a loss, right?The melon I have is a new variety imported from other places. That is to say, there is no watermelon in such an early season in the entire province.

I sell it for [-] yuan, and I think it's too cheap.

If you can find a second store selling watermelons in the market, I will give you this cart of watermelons for free. "Su Erzhu is also someone who dares to speak.

"Then, pick a small one for me." The woman gritted her teeth and said.

"Is there a lot of people at home? If there are a lot of people, if you pick a small watermelon and it's not enough to eat, you will probably have to buy more later.

I have the confidence to buy a big one and enjoy it.Why are you abusing yourself? Sister, let yourself enjoy it too. "

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(End of this chapter)