After being read by the tyrant, the character of the little cannon fodder completely collapsed

Chapter 10 I want to be a demon concubine

"Miss, Aunt Huang is gone." Hua Luo brought the mouthwash to Ling Xi.

Ling Xi didn't sleep well last night. She had dark circles under her eyes early in the morning and looked tired. She asked casually: "Where have you been?"

"That's right, let's go, um, let's go..." Hua Luo made a gesture.

Ling Xi took a mouthful of mouthwash and opened her eyes in confusion: "??"

Hua Luo frowned: "He's dead."

"cough cough"

Ling Xi almost choked to death on the mouthwash.

"What did you say? You say it again?"

"Butler Sun said this morning that Aunt Huang suddenly fell ill last night and passed away before the doctor came in. The master thought it was unlucky for her to die just after he came in, so he buried her quietly without announcing her funeral."

"Sudden...sickness?"

[No, how could Aunt Huang not survive the old man? 】

[Where is the adulterer?Is the adulterer dead? 】

Hua Luo: ...Why is Miss always so nagging lately?
"Miss, what are you talking about?"

"It's okay, I was wondering... did Aunt Huang die alone, or did two people die together?"

"Miss, you mustn't be joking. Aunt Huang's illness was sudden. How could someone accompany her to death? Oh, by the way," Hua Luo was stunned for a moment, and then she remembered the most important thing: "Aunt Sui in the palace is still waiting to see the young lady in the front hall!"

"...from the palace?" Ling Xi's heart couldn't help but sink: "What are you doing here?"

"I said I'm here to take you into the palace, young lady, so you can learn some etiquette."

"...Then if you didn't tell me earlier, you still have the guts to gossip with me!!"

Ling Xi didn't care about Aunt Huang's life or death, so she hurriedly wiped her face and started packing the package.

Hua Luo was puzzled: "Miss, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, just leave me alone."

[This time I will travel lightly, without anyone, and leave through the back door, quietly, without telling anyone! 】

[It’s just a pity for my treasure chest! 】

[It doesn’t matter, if you keep the green hills, you won’t have to worry about running out of firewood!Without those gold and silver jewels, I, Ling Xi, wouldn’t be able to starve to death! 】

"That, miss..."

"Shut up, don't talk! Come over here..."

Ling Xi didn't give Hua Luo a chance to speak at all, and asked her to change into her own clothes and stand at the window.

Hua Luo still wanted to say: "Miss, and Mr. An..."

"Shh! From now on, you stand here wearing my clothes. Don't speak or move. Make sure everyone can see you." Ling Xi stuffed a flower into her mouth: "Bite it. If it falls, ,beat you!"

She thought about it all night last night and decided to [Cherish life, principle tyrant! 】

You should run away or run away!
But she didn't expect the tyrant to take action faster than her. He sent people to block the door early in the morning, so she had no choice but to act in advance.

Hua Luo looked at her busy figure and stopped talking several times. She watched helplessly as she climbed through the back window into the back garden and ran towards the back door.

When there was no one around, he muttered vaguely: "Miss, I want to say... Mr. An's carriage is parked at the back door!"

……

Ling Xi carried the package on her back and took detours to avoid people. She walked quickly and saw no one when she approached the back door. She happily jumped three feet high and pulled the bolt of the top door with all her strength.

Everyone outside the door bowed: "Miss."

Ling Xi was still holding the door bolt in her hand, standing there as if she were petrified.

The young eunuchs in clear brown clothes stood neatly in two rows, and a green awning carriage stopped ten steps away.

Eunuch An smiled like a Bodhisattva and came up to him: "Miss, I would like to send my regards to you." Ling Xi: "..."

[I’m lucky to have you, I can’t rest easy! ! 】

"Miss, this door bolt weighs fifty kilograms, and you will be very tired carrying it. Why don't you give it to me?"

Eunuch An said that he was about to take the door bolt, but Ling Xi reluctantly let go as if grasping at straws.

Eunuch An didn't even hug him: "Miss?"

Ling Xi let go of her hand in embarrassment: "Oh, I heard that the inside is made of iron, so I wanted to try how heavy it is!"

[Why is the broken door bolt so heavy? 】

[If it is lighter, I can still carry it and run around in a circle. 】

[It’s fine now, I got caught and it’s easy! 】

She stood stiffly, unwilling to give up: "Mr. An, why are you at the back door of my house this early in the morning?"

Eunuch An said gently: "Why, didn't the eldest lady follow Aunt Sui's advice and come to the back door to get on the bus?"

Ling Xi: "..."

"Your Majesty said that in order to take care of the eldest lady's maiden name, he asked the old slave and the carriage to wait here while Aunt Sui goes to invite the girl." Eunuch An looked behind her blankly: "Where is Aunt Sui?!"

Before going out in the morning, His Majesty specifically told him that Ling Xi would definitely escape through the back door and asked him to wait at the back door.

Sure enough, Miss Ling really "escaped" from the back door.

He looked at Ling Xi's package with a smile: "Miss Ling, what did you bring again?"

Ling Xi waved her hand and threw the package back to the backyard: "It's okay, I have a few old clothes that I planned to throw away, but I thought it would be a waste to throw them away, so I just kept them for appreciation."

Eunuch An saw through it but didn't say anything. He pretended not to know anything and asked people to invite Aunt Sui back to the palace.

Aunt Sui is the master of ceremonies, and newcomers must learn the rules from her when they enter the palace.

Since Ling Xi was the future queen, the place of instruction was located in the Hualan Palace, which was surrounded by water on three sides and was clean and secluded.

"A woman's appearance is to please her, even if she is an emperor and empress. The first lesson Miss Ling has to learn when entering the palace is to learn to please His Majesty."

"Appearance is not about appearance. Appearance is about color, which is mostly a sign of mediocrity. Being an emperor and empress, virtue, conduct, and words are more important."

"To please Your Majesty means to assist Your Majesty with virtue, to discipline Your Majesty with your actions, and to warn Your Majesty with your words!"

"Be the emperor and respect the teachings of our ancestors..."

"..."

Aunt Sui spoke in a cadence, which made Ling Xi yawn endlessly.

[It’s not easy for a queen. She has to learn so many rules. I would rather be a seductive concubine who seduces the emperor and subverts the emperor...]

Aunt Sui:......
-
Amitabha, what did I hear? -
It must be a hallucination! -
Who doesn't want to be a queen, but wants to be a concubine? -
……

[Calculating the timeline, it will be offline in about twenty days. I can’t waste myself in these rules! 】

Ling Xi suddenly raised her hand: "Report, um, mama, I have to go to the toilet..."

"Miss Ling, the toilet is too indecent. When you become emperor and empress, you can't use such vulgar words."

Ling Xi was speechless: "Eating, drinking, having sex, sleeping, these are the most basic needs of human beings. Can't they be filtered out just because they are indecent?"

"Young lady, please tell me how respectful you are."

"...If I can't get in, I'll just say toilet!" Ling Xi suddenly remembered her own personality and sneered: "I am so vulgar and vulgar, you have the ability to tell the emperor! Also, I don't learn these bullshit rules. , when I become the queen, I will re-establish the rules! Get away!!"

She kicked the table fiercely, knocking the table over, and walked away from Aunt Sui with her teeth and claws.

In the distance, a graceful and luxurious woman watched all this silently.

"Didn't you say that Ling Xi's temperament has changed a bit recently? Is this a change?"

(End of this chapter)