Chapter 3 One Middle School

Under the threat of electric shock from the Green Tea System, Si Xia still embarked on the mission.

But she has her own dignity and will never follow the green arrow.

When the green system watched Si Xia climb up to the roof of the supermarket neatly, his whole body went numb.

Obviously the route it planned was very safe and there were very few zombies, but Si Xia happened to go in the opposite direction to the route it planned.

No, it should be said that Si Xia chose a route that had few zombies but was very time-consuming, dangerous and tortuous.

There are old commercial buildings near Fulai Supermarket with low floors, most of which are on two or three floors.

Si Xia climbed to the roof of Fulai Supermarket and got a ladder from somewhere. The ladder was neither long nor short, just enough to connect the occasional empty space between the two buildings.

In order to save effort, Si Xia moved things in the space to make room for the ladder.

The first middle school is not far away and can be reached through an entire commercial street.

Si Xia jumped to the roof of the last building, looked at the dense zombies below, and sat down on the edge.

"Little tea." Si Xia called the green tea system with a raised voice.

With so many zombies, she only had a small broken kitchen knife, and her hands were so numb after cutting them.

There may be something that can be done about this dead green tea.

The green tea system's scalp was numb from her little tea call, and its intuition told it that Si Xia's call to it would definitely be up to no good.

So the Green Tea system was as stable as an old dog and had no intention of making any noise.

Anyway, this person calls it dead green tea every time. Who knows who Xiaocha is calling him.

Don't listen, don't listen!

"Xiao Cha is ignoring her. Is it because she is making Xiao Cha unhappy?" Seeing that the Green Tea system was ignoring her, Si Xia thought about how Lin Niannian coaxed her younger brothers in her previous life, and imitated that tone of voice. The voice started to scream again.

The green tea system is averse to cold, but remains motionless.

Next, Si Xia, who received no response, started to nod in the air.

Green Tea System:…

Can't you?
Is this crazy?
Then it heard the warning sound from above.

[No. C0412 received a complaint from the host and received a warning! 】

!!!

What did this person do?
The entire green tea system collapsed!
It thought it had controlled Si Xia with electric shocks, but it didn't expect that Si Xia actually complained to it.

Crazy!
How did she know about the complaint?
Is it possible that this person has been bound to other systems?

"Little Tea." Just when the Green Tea System was thinking wildly, Si Xia's voice sounded faintly.

[Is there a problem?Miss Si Xia] was afraid of being reported again, and the tone of the Green Tea System was unprecedented.

"Give me a machete," Si Xia asked confidently, "one that is very sharp and can't be broken."

How can it have anything like that?
The Green Tea System searched for a lolita sound from the system library and put it on, and said in a soft and weak voice: [Miss Si Xia, this is just a Green Tea System, where is the machete? ]
Use magic to defeat magic and it will!

Si Xia: "..."

She made trouble directly and unreasonably: "I don't care, I don't care, they want a machete, a sharp machete, a machete that can't be broken!"

Who doesn’t know how to defeat magic with magic?
[…] Green Tea System gritted its teeth, and the lolita sound was distorted, [Okay, I’ll give it to you later. ]
Isn’t it okay to go to the next door system and buy one?
……

Carrying the machete that the Green Tea System had given him from nowhere, Si Xia jumped down from the roof of the building neatly.

The machete swung in her hand, more powerful than the kitchen knife.

[The mission target Qin Nian is in the teaching building of No. [-] Middle School. Please remember the green tea rules, Miss Si Xia, otherwise you will be punished with electric shock. ]
"Green Tea Code?" Si Xia waved for a moment, and his voice was slightly distorted, "Damn Green Tea, when did you tell me about the Green Tea Code?"

Si Xia stopped moving and immediately gave the remaining zombies a chance.Their faces were ferocious, they knew neither fear nor pain, and they rushed straight towards Si Xia.

[ah!Miss Si Xia! ] Green Tea System screamed, [Kill the zombies first! ]
Si Xia came to his senses and met a zombie's eyes.

Staring into those dark eyes, Si Xia shook his head in disgust, picked up the machete and chopped the zombies neatly while complaining: "It's too ugly."

...

Even though he replaced the machete with a machete, there were so many zombies that Si Xia's hands went weak before he cut a way to the security room of No. [-] Middle School.

The moment she closed the door, she pulled a piece of cloth off the nearest zombie.

Then he sat down and started wiping the stained machete.

The Green Tea System that Sees It All:…

It really suspects that this person is a psycho!
The zombie's clothes were so dirty that Si Xia didn't wipe them clean for a long time.

She took out a bottle of mineral water from the space and gave her beloved machete a water bath.

When the machete was finally clean, Si Xia remembered about the Green Tea Code.

She thrust the machete into the table of the security booth and began to question the Green Tea system: "Damn Green Tea, stop pretending to be dead, come out and tell me clearly about Green Tea's rules."

After questioning, she clicked her finger in the void, as if she was reporting to the Green Tea System if she didn't want to hear what she said.

[It’s not because Miss Si Xia doesn’t cooperate with the binding] The Green Tea system is very aggrieved and has changed to Lolita sound. [If Miss Si Xia cooperates with the binding, they will give you the Green Tea Code. ]
The green tea system is really aggrieved.

It has been bound to several hosts, but this is the first time it has been forced to bind.

And it’s also bound to a psychopath.

Originally, the Green Tea Rules would be distributed to the host after the binding was completed, but because the binding was too laborious, it completely forgot to distribute the Green Tea Rules.

It's all this lunatic's fault!

Si Xia curled his lips: "You mean you blame me?"

[Sorry, it's my fault, Miss Si Xia] Green Tea System suppressed the complaints in her heart and apologized obediently.

"Compensate me!" Si Xia pulled out the machete and was very unhappy, "What's the use of a verbal apology?"

[The compensation has been given to you. The machete in your hand was bought by me with my energy and the system next door! ] Woohoo, it cost a lot of money.

After Green Tea System finished speaking, he placed the Green Tea Code into Si Xia's space and escaped.

Don't give Si Xia a chance to blackmail him at all.

Si Xia called several times, but there was no response, so he had no choice but to give up.

Because this broken system can only report once a day!
She took out the Green Tea System's reissued system rules from the space.

Open it and have a look.

Then his face turned green.

What is all this?Is it worthy of her status?

There are only ten rules for green tea, but every one of them strikes a chord with Si Xia.

[Green Tea Rules:
1. When you see someone of the opposite sex who is similar in age, you should call him brother;

2. Maintain a weak green tea image in front of others;

3. Don’t use bad words;
...

10. When you meet someone you hate, you can only use green tea to attack them.

The final interpretation rights of all the above codes and regulations belong to Green Tea System. Please keep in mind that hosts who violate the regulations will be punished with electric shocks of varying levels. 】

(End of this chapter)

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