After being exiled, I led my whole family to rebel.

The fake county magistrate sighed and actually wiped his tears, "It's not easy. We were the same at the beginning. When we left the village, we only had these clothes on our bodies. All the women and children were washed away, and even the bones could not be found. . We had no choice but to take our brothers and walk outside. We dared not stop until the soles of our feet were filled with pus. When we were hungry, we gnawed grass roots. When we were sleepy, we covered ourselves with leaves. Most of the folks who came from the same village died. . The remaining people are thinking that it will be just fine when they get to the city. There is always something to eat in the city..."

At this moment, listening to the story of the fake county magistrate's escape, the others were actually moved.

Starved to death everywhere, these four words have only been seen in history books.

But I didn't expect that the reality would be so cruel.

Xu Qingying also wiped away her tears, and held on to the fake county magistrate's sleeves to complain, "Damn, officials are really nothing! We finally saw the city wall, and we fully expected to have a hot meal to eat, let alone a hot meal. , it’s just gruel. Those bitches actually closed the city gate and wouldn’t even let us in to beg for food!”

"It's bitter. If we can't live this life anymore, who would be willing to leave their hometown? But what happens next...are they really not officials?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, if brother doesn't believe it, I will make an oath to you!" Xu Qingying looked distressed, "Do you know why we pretend to be exiled prisoners? Because we can only enter with the dog official's waistband document. Go to the city!"

"Ah!" The fake county magistrate was extremely shocked.

"Brother, you are not ridiculous. Just wearing an official uniform and a waist card can open the closed city gate, sneak into the inn, and get a free mouthful of hot soup and rice! We rely on this method, After passing two cities, we are full of food! Otherwise, look at how our group, all old, weak, sick and disabled, could have made it to Ye County alive."

Xu Qingying shook her head and sighed, "We are just pretending that there is a time limit for exiled prisoners, and they can only stay in the city for two or three days at most. Hey, we really want to hide in the city forever! Unfortunately, if we are discovered, it will be a capital crime. We originally wanted to follow the same example and come to Ye County to have some food, but we didn't know that Ye County has been occupied by all the heroes. I just wanted to explain, but pretending to be an official is a serious crime of beheading, so they have a hard time... "

"Nonsense!" A young man next to the fake magistrate pointed a sword at Xu Qingying, "Since you are also refugees, why did you still not speak even after our master reported his identity just now?!"

Xu Qingying puffed up her chest, "We have never thought in our lives that someone would dare to occupy the county. This is rebellion. I come from a small place and have never seen much of the world. I have been frightened to death. How can I react? If you If you don’t believe it, just ask our fellow travelers!”

Xu Qingying quickly winked at everyone crazily.

The eldest aunt immediately sat down on the ground and started beating her chest and feet, "I, Huang Cui'e, have had a hard life. I gave birth to three sons to the old Xu family. The eldest son was about to get married. Unexpectedly, a flood came and the fields were gone." , the land was gone, and the little piglets I raised were washed away. Not to mention a year of hard work, I had to leave my hometown to make a living. Due to my status, I could have entered Ye County to have a mouthful of hot soup, but I didn’t expect that I was dragged to be beheaded——"

As soon as Huang Cui'e started to act up, everyone stopped. How could they give up easily at this life-or-death moment when they were competing for their acting skills?

I saw the eldest sister of the Ma family also sat down, and started to shake her sleeves and howl, "My man died unjustly... In order to save me and my son, he was swept away by the flood! My man's body is not cold yet, my son and I are afraid I have to go down and accompany him again——"

Um?Why do you still use the word grab?

Besides, isn’t the Ma family’s eldest sister’s man dead long ago?

Someone else shouted: "These stupid corrupt officials are refusing to open the city gates when they see the people starving to death, but they are hiding inside to eat and drink. One is the poll tax, the other is the field tax, we have worked hard for a long time." Years, we can’t even have a full meal! It’s impossible to live this life, why don’t you give us a knife and have fun!”

Men couldn't behave like women, so they had to pretend to wipe away tears. Those who couldn't cry would pinch their own thighs, and no matter what, they had to show that their eyes were red.

The few children thought about their experiences along the way and their friends who died tragically, and they actually felt the same grief and opened their mouths to cry without hesitation.

Suddenly, the entire team was crying.

The fake county magistrate didn't know if he also thought of his family, and he cried for a while. Then he felt a little embarrassed, wiped his tears and said: "Since we are all refugees, we should help each other. To tell you the truth, I Li Datou killed the magistrate of Ye County, occupied the city, and prepared to revolt! We will have to occupy more cities in the future. To put it bluntly, what we are doing is rebellion! Anyway, the dog emperor doesn't care about our life or death, we are barefoot If you are not afraid of him wearing shoes, just do the opposite, maybe there is still a way to survive! If you follow me to conquer the world, you can more or less be like the dragon. If you are willing to follow me, let him enter the city. If you are not willing, I will also see it. For the sake of my fellow villagers, let me let you go!"

What, is this a rebellion?
Just rely on a few shrimp soldiers and crab generals?
Xu Qingying felt dizzy after hearing this.

From exile to escape, now directly to rebellion?
How many heads does she have enough to chop off?
But did Xu Qingying dare to say no? The shining guillotine was at her side, as if any of them showed the slightest hesitation, they would be immediately pushed up and had their heads cut off.

The situation is stronger than the people.

Xu Qingying wiped away her empty tears and scolded God in her heart, but she looked flattered on her face and immediately followed her firmly, "Brother Li, you are so right! The court doesn't care about our life or death. Why should we be the lackeys of the imperial court! We might as well rebel against him and live a few more years!"

Xu Qingying really hates her lack of legs, but for the sake of her own life, she can only rack her brains and try her best to flatter her all her life: "And I think Brother Li has a full heaven, a square pavilion, and bright eyes. The so-called court is long and prosperous. If it is square but wide, it means the noble; if the lower court is flat but full, if it is short, it means rich. At first glance, Brother Li is like a man of heaven, he really looks like he is competing for the world!"

what--

This time, not to mention Xu Lezhi and others, even others felt that Xu Qingying was a little disgusting by telling lies.

Returning to heaven and human form?
Li Datou didn't mention the matchmaker mole on his mouth, right?
It’s really hard for Miss Xu.

"Okay!" Li Datou didn't understand a word of it at all, but it didn't stop him from knowing that Xu Qingying said some good words. He heard that she was very excited and patted Xu Qingying's back to show her appreciation. , the sound is like a loud bell.

"Good boy, you are the most discerning among this group of people! I see that you have a bright mind and can speak well, so I decided to cultivate you first and second. From now on, I will make you the second military advisor in our team, and then give you You divide the troops into ten, and by the way, if you want a woman, I will give you the two concubines of the county magistrate!"

Xu Qingying was stunned.

After writing for a long time, Li Datou admitted that she was a man?
The strange thing is that she described it too sloppily, and since it hasn't started to grow yet, it's difficult to tell the difference between male and female.

But how did she become Li Datou's military advisor?Dog-headed strategist, or No. 2?
She was really curious about who the number one strategist was and what he looked like, because it was said that Wolong and Fengchu both appeared in pairs.She, the phoenix chick, is already in place, but where is Wolong?
Everyone was also stunned.

This situation must have changed too quickly.

Now their lives should be saved first, right?But why did he join the rebel team inexplicably?Is rebellion a bigger crime than exile?
But now that the matter has come to this, no one dares to mention it.

The guillotine is right next to it.

Bantou Zhao and others are still being held there.

Everyone could only squeeze out a forced smile.

"Thank you Brother Li for your love. It's an honor for me to fight for Brother Li."

Xu Qingying was really brave. She knelt down with her fists clasped and saluted.

Oh, forget it, just treat it as a memorial to the dead.

How much is dignity worth?

Li Datou was so happy that the hair on the matchmaker's mole trembled. He liked Xu Qingying's cleverness, but he was not so patient with others. He said in a rough voice: "Since you sincerely submit to me, why don't you kneel down?! "

Just kneel down.Everyone can think about it, no matter what mountain they go to or what songs they sing, it is not a shame to surrender to others in order to save their lives.

Besides, Ms. Xu is on her knees, and they are so reserved.

Everyone knelt down sparsely and shouted reluctantly: "See your Majesty..."

"Why does this sound like you haven't eaten?" The knife-carrying guard beside Li Datou was dissatisfied, "Is it possible that you don't really admire my brother?"

"Join the King!"

Well, it's neat this time.

But Li Datou was dissatisfied again and pointed at the three people standing, "Boy, what do these three people mean? Why don't you kneel down?"

Xu Qingying took a look and raised her forehead.

The three men, Mrs. Fang, Xu Deyuan, and Li Xiucai, stood tall and strong among the crowd with disdain on their faces and stood out in particular.

Needless to say, Mr. Fang is really tough.

Xu Deyuan was simply too cheap. At this moment, his eyes were wide with anger, staring at her like a murderous enemy.

Li Xiucai has the same disease as Xu Deyuan, you bastard!
Scholars, after all, are a little more arrogant than ordinary people.

Lian wished she could drag Xu Deyuan back. Knowing that Xu Deyuan had acted stubbornly again, she was angry and anxious. However, she was helpless in front of everyone.

On the Fang family side, Fang Ruyu and Fang Ningmo looked at their grandfather helplessly, wondering whether their kneeling would bring shame to the Fang family, and at the same time they were worried about their grandfather's safety.

Just for a moment, everyone's hearts were lifted high again.

Xu Qingying quickly stood up to smooth things over, "Brother Li, you are offended. This old man has injured his knee and cannot kneel. You see, he is about the same age as your father, so please spare him this time. I will definitely bring him here later." I apologize."

For some reason, Li Datou felt a faint sense of fear when he looked at Old Man Fang, who was dressed in tatters but still had an air of immortality, especially when their eyes met.

This old man is a scholar!
He also looks quite similar to the old boy Li Datou went to the village school for enlightenment.

Especially when he blows his beard and stares...

Li Datou recalled the painful memory of being slapped on the palm of his hand by his husband when he couldn't write well when he was a child. He had to find a way out for himself and said, "That's it. Seeing that he is old, let's give him a break!"

Everyone secretly exhaled a breath, and this time they all turned to the other two people.

I saw Cao Qin'er jumping out of nowhere and dragging Li Xiucai to his knees with a "pop". Li Xiucai's eyes widened in anger. Before he could speak, Aunt Hu covered his mouth.

Aunt Hu was trembling with fright. She met Li Datou's gaze and said bravely: "Your Majesty, please don't be like him. A few days ago, when we were fighting for food with other refugees, our daughter fell off a cliff and died. My husband was in pain and was a little confused." I don’t know. He often talks crazy and nonsense, so please don’t pay attention.”

Speaking of the introduction, Cao Qin'er burst into tears.

Li Zhaodi on the side also had red eyes, but she bit her lower lip stubbornly to prevent herself from crying.

Seeing this, Li Datou also waved his hand, but said nothing. In the end, he only looked at Xu Deyuan.

"What about you, don't tell me that your daughter is dead too?"

"Haha, how could it be? Brother Li, this is my second uncle. He is not very smart. I will go and talk to him now. This man is old and ignorant. Let me say a few words to him."

Xu Qingying stood up and walked quickly towards Xu Deyuan.

Xu Deyuan looked at the petite and thin figure, looked at the suppressed smile on Xu Qingying's lips, and vaguely remembered the rainy night when Liu Jie died in front of him.

In Xu Deyuan's view, Li Datou is far less scary than Xu Qingying.

Almost unconsciously, Xu Deyuan moved half a step back, but he still said firmly: "What do you want to do? Don't mess around. I am you..."

Before she finished speaking, Xu Qingying kicked Xu Deyuan hard on the knee.

Xu Deyuan screamed, sweating profusely, and instantly fell to his knees with his head on the ground!There was a splash of snow on the ground!
Everyone was shocked, especially those in the second room who were leaning against Xu Deyuan. They all turned pale and took half a step back from the sudden change.

"Qingying, you——"

Huang was shocked and wanted to scold him, but when he thought of the situation he was in now, he could only shut up suddenly.

She knew that Liu Yatou was resentful of her second son.

Liu Yatou was blaming Xu Deyuan for causing trouble for her, and she was also warning the disobedient Xu family.

"Dad!" All the children in the second room rushed forward.

Xu Lezhi glared at Xu Qingying with vicious eyes. She was so angry that her face turned pale and her chest heaved, but she didn't dare to look at her.

On the other hand, Lian's expression remained unchanged, and she was even vaguely applauded from the bottom of her heart.

Xu Qingying turned her head and looked at Li Datou with a smile, "Brother Li, look, I will teach you for you without you taking any action."

"Hahahaha!" Li Datou laughed twice, "What a boy, it's interesting! I like it! Come on, I'll take you to the city for a walk!"

But Team Leader Zhao has been untied, and the soldier who tied him earlier said with a smile: "From now on, we will follow Brother Li, and we will keep you alive and well."