Perfect World: The Happy Emperor

Chapter 402
Just when Heihuang and the others were showing off their worries, an old man wearing a raincoat came walking over the water, mumbling something.

"I have had a dream for thousands of years, what night is it today? I have asked immortals for millions of autumns, the stars have fallen and the moon has withered, my heart is sad, and the emperor has fallen asleep for eternity, where can I go when the heaven has collapsed? I have wandered all my life, but I have not seen a single comrade. People, raise a cup to relieve your sorrow, which will make you more sorrowful."

The old man's desolate words, coupled with his temperament, made him appear to be detached from the world, like an expert outside the world.

Especially those desolate words can scare the Black Emperor and others. Hei Huang, who is well-informed about the ancient heaven, knows some secrets.

Long Ma and Ye Tong were also ready to fight. The old man looked like a master at first glance. Ye Tong quietly took out the Great Saint Soldier baseball bat, ready to attack at any time.

I saw the old man coming in front of Black Emperor and the others, staring at Ye Tong, and then said excitedly: "I didn't expect that I would meet such a talented person today after sleeping for an eternity. I have a successor. Our human race has hope. "

"Young man, you are very good. You have the same physique as the legendary Sun Emperor. Not bad. The future depends on you."

"Today you kneel down and worship me, and I will grant you the supreme destiny of immortality. From now on, you can embark on the road to eternal life, free and easy."

The Black Emperor was shocked and immediately stood in front of Ye Tong, ready to activate the imperial soldiers in suits at any time, fearing that the little guy was in danger.

"Woof...! Who are you?"

"I became enlightened in the ancient times and have been here for millions of years. I am the only immortal in the world. I have traveled all over the world, been to nine heavens and ten lands, taught the Lord of Heaven, and also drank and discussed Tao with the Holy Emperor of the Sun."

"Today I woke up from the big tomb. I have slept for an eternity, but I don't want anyone to build a holy place on my tomb."

The old man almost deceived the Black Emperor and the others to death. The old man was pretending to be the unscrupulous Taoist priest Duan De. At this time, the fat face under the mask was almost unbearable. It was so fun.

There were two young Taoist priests nearby. When they heard the old man say this, they couldn't help but kneel down in fear and begged the old man to accept them as his disciples.

"Shangxian, please accept us as your disciples!"

"Well! You and I have no master-disciple relationship. I will not accept apprentices casually. Get out of here!"

The old man twitched his lips and sent the two young men away.

Lord Grim, who was hiding in the sky above Shaking Light Holy Land, realized that the wicked fat man looked like an outsider, and he was really impressed by his performance!He's so good at causing trouble. If that's the case, go and punish him yourself.

"This wicked fat man is deceiving people again, and Black Emperor and the others haven't noticed it yet."

"Sir, do you think that old man is the fat Taoist priest Duan De? Oh my God! His disguise skills are too good!"

An Miaoyi and the others did not expect that the outsider in the raincoat would be a fat Taoist priest. It was such a surprise.

"You guys are watching the show here, and I'm going to pick up the fat man."

Lord Grim came to the Holy Land of Shaking Light this time to bring the Bronze Immortal Palace back to the ancient forbidden land. He could not let the ancient saints of the Ancient Tribe disturb the corpse of the Third Cruel Emperor. Since Ye Nan was not in this world, these matters were all his own. Help her finish it.

As Yong Si's brother, Lord Grim suddenly appeared in front of the Black Emperor and the others, shocking everyone, including the wicked fat man who was deceiving the Black Emperor and the others.

"Woof...! Young man, who are you?" The Black Emperor was waiting, and it felt that the young man in front of it was extremely terrifying.

"On the top of the grave, proud of the world, watch me, Duan De, dig through the sky. Even if I hold my pants in one hand, I, Duan De, will dig up the sky in your ancestral grave."

Lord Grim didn't introduce himself, but directly said Duan De's life motto, and then quietly injected a magic power into Duan De's body, and later asked him to release a thunderbolt.

Duan De's fat face under the mask, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and the young man's tone of voice was exactly the same as that of the young master.

"Wow...! Fatty, you're finally here."

"Pull out his skin."

"Stomp on his lungs."

The Black Emperor and Long Ma thought that the handsome young man who suddenly appeared was Fatty Duan in disguise, so the two idiots rushed towards Lord Grim, trying to pull off his skin.

"Hey! Stop!"

"Who said that I am the wicked fat man? Do you think that the wicked fat man would say that he dug the graves of his ancestors?"

Lord Grim stretched out his hand to immobilize the Black Emperor and the Dragon Horse, preventing the two beasts from moving.

The Black Emperor was shocked at this moment. This young man was a super master. Something bad happened today. Things have changed a lot.

"Herod... Black Emperor, what should I do?"

The dragon horse has never encountered such a situation. If the boy kills them, its horse life will be over.

The Black Emperor was thinking, could this handsome guy be disguised as that young master?

"Sir, is that you?"

The Black Emperor quickly used his soul to send messages to Lord Grim. It would be fun if it was really that young master.

"Don't make any noise, otherwise you will all have diarrhea for a month."

"What are you doing here? Are you going to dig a grave?"

Lord Grim's voice sounded in the Black Emperor's mind, making him extremely excited.

"Sir, it is indeed you."

The Black Emperor felt relieved now. With this young master here, there would be fun things again.

So it quickly and secretly sent a message to Ye Tong and Long Ma, telling them not to panic.

"Young man, in my opinion, what you said about Duan De's excavation of ancestral graves is too exaggerated. My cousin had the honor to drink and discuss Taoism with that Taoist priest. As far as I know, that fat Taoist priest is a man who has escaped from vulgar taste. People, poof...!"

Before the old man finished speaking, he let out an earth-shattering fart, causing a mountain top 2000 meters away to collapse. "Boom..." The rocks fell down the mountain stream, startling countless birds and animals.

"Ho ho... ow ow... chirp chirp chirp..."

For a moment, birds in the distant valley soared into the sky and fled the valley. Countless ferocious beasts were frightened and fled in all directions. The scene was chaotic.

The power of this fart was more powerful than a missile, and even a mountain top collapsed.

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Duan De made his shocking appearance.

Fortunately, this place is far away from the Holy Land of Shaking Light, otherwise the fart would definitely scare the people in the Holy Land. "Hahaha……!"

Seeing how powerful the old man's fart was, Ye Tong rolled on the ground laughing.

"Herod...! I have lived for so long and I have never seen such a powerful fart. Haha..."

"Wow...! Fatty, stop pretending, the mountains in the distance have been blown away by your farts."

The Black Emperor and Ryoma now knew that the person who had deceived them before was Duan De, the wicked fat man, who also farted with an earth-shattering sound. It was really fun.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, as soon as I arrived, I was treated like this by you, and I stopped playing."

Fatty Duan took off this outfit and turned into that wretched and shameless fat man again. At this moment, Fatty Duan looked very embarrassed.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, Young Master, you must be the one who is teasing me? Isn't that right?"

The fat man came to Lord Grim and asked curiously. To be honest, he was not sure whether this person was impersonated by that young master.

"I think you must have eaten too much, fat man. Why don't you try putting one in?"

Lord Grim's serious nonsense made the fat man turn pale, and he quickly begged Lord Grim for mercy.

"Don't! Don't! Master, please stop teasing me."

"Wow...! Fatty, I asked you to show off, and now you have another name, the God of Farts." The Black Emperor walked over like a street kid, swaggering over.

"Uncle Fatty, I have never seen such a powerful fart. It is so shocking, hahaha..."

Ye Tong circled Duan De and looked to see if his pants were broken.

"Herodus...! Damn fat man, it's a good thing your butt is facing outward, otherwise I might be blown away by your fart."

Suzaku, the three sisters of the Ye family, and An Miaoyi, who were watching the show hidden in the void, could no longer bear it. They covered their stomachs and squatted on the ground laughing.

"Haha...! The wicked Taoist priest has become famous now."

Ye Fan saw Duan De's earth-shattering fart on a distant mountain peak. It was more powerful than a missile!
"The unscrupulous Taoist priest has become famous now, and people seem to have seen him in the distance."

"By the way, could the handsome guy who just appeared be the bad guy?"

"F*ck! It must be him. Only he has the ability to make Fatty Duan make a fool of himself, haha... If that's the case, then it's time for me to appear."

Ye Fan thought that that guy was also here, so he used Yuantian Technique to transform into another person and came directly in front of everyone.

"Fat man, it's okay! Congratulations on getting another fart god title."

"Master, is that you?" Ye Tong asked the stranger curiously.

"Tongtong, don't make any noise. I was targeted by an outsider saint before. In order to cause unnecessary trouble, don't expose me yet."

Ye Fan carefully instructed everyone present, but with Lord Grim present, he was not afraid.

"Brother, you just cast a spell to make the fat man fart. It was really shocking. Do you want to let him try it again?"

"I think I can let Ye Hei give it a try. You are a holy body, and the power you unleash is definitely more powerful than Fatty."

"Damn it! Stop teasing me."

Ye Fan is really a little afraid that this guy will do this to him. This guy is very powerful and can do whatever he wants.

Fatty Duan's earth-shattering fart quickly spread among people, and now Fatty Duan gained another title of Fart God.

"Did you know that the wicked Taoist priest Duan De farted so loudly in the Southern Territory that a huge mountain collapsed?"

"No way? Is it so scary?"

"I think the fat Taoist priest must have realized some new magical power."

"That should be Fu's magical power. Hahaha..."

Everyone was discussing this matter. Some people thought that it was too exaggerated to collapse a mountain with one fart.

"It's true. The friend of the second uncle's son next door was watching from a distance. Duande used to look like an old man. After he collapsed a mountain 2000 meters away, he took off his disguise and transformed into He became the fat Taoist priest Duan De."

At this time, someone said firmly, his expression was as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

"Haha...! So, that unscrupulous Taoist priest Duan De will have another title of God of Farts in the future."

Fatty Duan was showing off a treasure that looked like human skin. It was this treasure that transformed him into an old man and fooled the Black Emperor and others into a daze.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, this is a divine skin that I got before, Master Dao. Isn't it magical? Even the Black Emperor can't see it."

"Wow...! I was almost sure that you were Fatty Fatty at that time. You were bitten by me, and the stench on your body could be smelled by me even from miles away."

The Black Emperor was indeed right, his nose was very smart, especially the ones bitten by him. Lord Grim appeared when he almost confirmed his identity as a fat man.

"Haha...! Fatty, the Black Emperor is saying that you smell bad and don't care about hygiene. You are a veritable stinky Taoist priest."

Lord Grim couldn't help but smile. The Black Emperor and Fatty, these two idiots were considered to be bad friends, one was worse than the other.

"Damn dog, you are the stinker!"

"Herod...! Fatty, stop arguing. Didn't you say that something will be born under the Holy Land of Shaking Light? We are here to step in this time. It's time for you to take action."

Duan De and Black Emperor looked at Lord Grim and asked cautiously: "Sir, do you think we should take action?"

"Whatever you want, I came to the Southern Territory because I figured out that the ancient saints from outside the territory and the ancient saints from the ancient tribe would come out to cause trouble. King Jiang Shen and the old madman had to guard the ancient road in the starry sky, so they couldn't take care of things here, and the Dacheng Holy Body We are also at a critical juncture in our cultivation, and I am here to prevent accidents."

Lord Grim came here, of course, to prevent the Bronze Immortal Palace from falling into the hands of the Ancient Saints of the Ancient Tribe.

Ye Nan has now left all the matters concerning Ye Fan's experience to be handled by herself. There are some big things that Jun Mo can't laugh at. Anyway, he is idle.

Ye Fan thought of the previous battle, killing so many Taikoo people, and eating the meat of the Taikoo clan in front of the ancient saints. It was really too high-profile and would definitely cause some conflicts. It seems that he must be careful in the future. !
(End of this chapter)