Perfect World: The Happy Emperor

Chapter 326 The arrogant yet elegant security guard
The day finally came to an end. Lord Grim released the magical power of "Words and Laws". Lin Zida and his group's feet became weak and they collapsed directly on the ground. It was worse than kidney deficiency.Even if they were monks in the early stages of the Wheel and Sea Realm, they couldn't stand it after pole dancing for a whole day without even a drop of water.

The main reason was that they were too embarrassed, having been looked at like monkeys for a whole day. At this moment, they wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, regain their strength, and quickly drove away from this place.

The mysterious little security guard, Mr. Xiaoyao, is not something they can mess with. This requires someone more serious to take action.

As Lin Zida and his party left, the tourists also left one after another, coming in droves and leaving in waves.

These 10,000+ people alone brought more than 2000 million yuan in turnover to Taishan Tourism Company in one day, which shocked the entire company. After excluding costs, they strived to earn 1000 million yuan.

"It's so shocking. Young Master Xiaoyao is the reincarnation of the God of Wealth. He made the company 1000 million yuan in one day. I can't even imagine it."

"What method did he use? He made a group of men in suits pole dance for a whole day."

The company's top executives gathered together and discussed what happened today in an incredible way.

"I'm afraid this matter is not that simple. I heard that the Dragon Kingdom's Special Department Practitioners Association came to Mr. Xiaoyao and held him accountable for the matter of abolishing 1000 young and Dangerous boys before, which caused this incident."

At this time, the chairman told everyone the reason for the incident. He was both surprised and scared.

Ever since Mr. Xiaoyao joined the company, the company has made a lot of money because of him, but everything he did was earth-shattering. This time, he directly slapped the cultivators association in the face, which belongs to the Dragon Kingdom. Violence department!
The chairman can imagine that what happens next will be even more exciting than before.

I have made a lot of money, but it is not a good feeling to be on tenterhooks every day. Taishan Tourism Company is just a small enterprise and cannot be like an organization like the Practitioners Association.

When several elders in the cultivators association learned about this, they immediately became furious.

"It's so abominable. This little guy is provoking our majesty. Let's go down and list him as a wanted criminal. First, he will ruin his reputation, and then he will be tried directly under the law."

At this time, Chisongzi walked into the presbytery and heard that these old guys wanted to target the little security guard, so he persuaded him.

"Elders, isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

To be honest, Chi Songzi felt very sorry for some people in the Presbyterian Church who stood up for the Wild Wolf Gang. Everyone knew who the Wild Wolf Gang were, and they were all bad people.

"Chisongzi, don't forget your identity as the president. That kid is slapping the entire practitioners association in the face. If we don't get rid of him, what authority does our association have?"

"Chisongzi, don't forget that you are also a member of the Presbyterian Church. We have already found out that boy. He is an orphan, has no background, and is not a descendant of any of those sects. He should have received some inheritance unintentionally. , this kind of creation cannot fall into the hands of a brat, it must be in our hands."

"Elders, don't you think it's too much to attack an 18-year-old boy for a member of the Wild Wolf Gang? I feel that if the association continues to target that boy, it may bring disaster to us."

"No, we must get rid of him, otherwise the guy from Mengshan will be blamed and everyone will be left with nothing to eat."

Chisongzi argued with several elders for a while, but still failed to stop the actions of the Elders Council.

Chi Songzi also knew that the Taoist Centipede in Mengshan was a little higher than him in cultivation. That old Taoist was still greedy for money and lustful. He even used the method of absorbing the Yuan Yin of young girls for cultivation. He was simply a Tao Tian devil.

But things about cultivators are so cruel and do not infringe on their own interests. Everyone turns a blind eye. Moreover, the veteran is very secretive and disguises himself very well. He usually pretends to be an expert.

Chi Songzi sighed helplessly and laughed at himself: The practitioners' association is just a place where filth and evil are hidden.

People in the Presbyterian Church usually look sanctimonious, and they do some extremely dirty things behind their backs.

Sure enough, under the instruction of the Presbyterian Council, the relevant departments directly listed Mr. Xiaoyao as the most terrifying wanted criminal, and asked the court to issue him a summons, restricting him to come to a certain place within a certain date to be tried by a judge, otherwise Large troops will be dispatched.

Some elders of Young and Dangerous also spent money to hire a large group of Internet trolls to launch public attacks on Mr. Xiaoyao and use the most vicious words to discredit him.

Danzhuibao is the best at doing this. As long as there is a hot spot, they will hype it up so as to get the maximum traffic, so Danzhuibao directly published the news on the headlines:

"Shocked! It turns out that Mr. Xiaoyao has a devil's heart hidden under his handsome appearance.

He is the reincarnation of a devil, and one person has destroyed thousands of ordinary people. How cruel is this?

Is there a King Fa?Is there any reason?
Is this a distortion of human nature?Or moral decay? "

As soon as Danshibao spoke out, other media outlets that had been bribed by capital also spoke out. Anyway, they tried their best to use vicious words to describe Mr. Xiaoyao and tried every means to ruin his reputation.

The tragic scene of the young and Dangerous boys lying in the hospital was filmed by their parents and posted online. The young and Dangerous boys also cried affectionately along with them:
"We were just going on a trip, but we were maimed by that demon. Woohoo...! I'm so miserable!"

The parents of Young and Dangerous also pretended to be sad and posted a text on the Internet: "Although our child likes tattoos, he is still just a child! Woohoo...!"

There are also some 34-year-old young and Dangerous boys who were also filmed and posted online, saying they were still children.

What the hell!ruthless!
The 34-year-old Young and Dangerous boy also said he was a child.It’s really outrageous to open the door, it’s so outrageous.

The smear campaign by online trolls has also triggered counterattacks from countless faithful men and women. In order to maintain the reputation of Mr. Xiaoyao, they have started to quarrel with those trolls on the Internet:
"You disgusting trash, aren't you afraid of retribution for slandering Mr. Xiaoyao like this?"

"Everyone knows who those young and Dangerous guys are? You still have to repair them, you are nothing like a pig or a dog."

"How much dog food can you get for posting a message to discredit the security guard? Fifty cents? Or one piece?"

"Disgusting! Garbage!..."

The scenes of these faithful men and women fighting against each other and the Internet trolls have made the entire Internet agitated and full of smoke.

The company's senior executives were shocked when they learned that the young security guard was listed as the most terrifying wanted criminal by the relevant departments.

"Are you so exaggerated? Who are the people in this practitioners association?"

The chairman's suspicion came true. The cultivators association planned to kill the little security guard.

Dong Xiaowan and Su Xiaomei were already crying. They didn't know what to do.This time it was the relevant departments that issued the wanted notice.Suddenly they remembered that Lord Grim had made so much money for the company and refused a 1000 million bonus, so the company posted this matter online to gain popularity for Lord Grim.

But this news was quickly drowned out by those who were talking at the Internet level. Instead, they said that Dong Xiaowan did this because he wanted the old cow to eat young grass and to associate with the devil.

Lord Grim didn't know all this about Sihao. He just ate, slept, and went to work every day, living a life of three o'clock and one line of work.

This morning, Lord Grim came to work in the company. The security guard immediately took Lord Grim's hand and said, "Hey little brother! What should I do now? You are wanted by the relevant departments."

Lord Grim was surprised: "Are you wanted again? Why didn't I know?"

Security Brother: "Brother, don't you check your phone? Now the Internet is full of your information. You beat up those young and Dangerous boys before, so they must have involved big shots. Brother, I have learned a lot in my life, you are the only one One person can defeat 1000 people, that’s amazing.”

Lord Grim said calmly: "Don't worry about these things, brother, you should get off work first!"

The security guard sighed: "That's alright! I believe that you, my dear, have their own destiny."

Lord Grim turned on his phone, and sure enough, the Internet was full of information about his wanted status, and there were also righteous netizens who started a scolding war with those trolls with dark hearts.

Why!It's really mediocre. It's meaningless for a group of mortals to dance in front of gods.

……

Pang Bo used to regard Lord Grim as his idol, but now that he knew that the trouble this guy caused was getting bigger and bigger, he immediately called Ye Fan.

"Yi Zi, the more you play, the more you play. How come you have created the most terrifying wanted criminal? We have to fight for him."

Ye Fan: "Do I need to say this? This guy has obviously offended a big shot. He really knows how to play. This kind of person is born to be the protagonist, and he is also jealous of others."

Pang Bo: "No, no matter what, this guy is our idol, I have to organize my friends to play caII for him."

Ye Fan guessed that the incident where a group of men in suits and sunglasses pole danced for a day must have been caused by that guy.And those men in suits and sunglasses looked like they were no ordinary people, they looked like agents in movies.

Damn it!This guy really dares to play, even the agents dare to play.

Ye Fan admired Mr. Xiaoyao very much, and there were rumors on the Internet that this guy might be a cultivator, which made him even more interested. He quickly picked up his mobile phone, shouted for him on the Internet, and started a fight with the trolls.

……

Lord Grim saw that the relevant departments said online that they would subpoena him?Why haven't you seen anyone yet?
"Ji'er...Ji'er...Ji'er..."

Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.Just as Lord Grim thought about this, a police car drove to the scenic spot with a business car, honking its whistle.

Lord Grim stood up as usual, walked out of the security room with the recorder, and waited.

At this time, the old police chief got out of the police car again, and three men in suits got out of the commercial vehicle behind them. At first glance, they looked like gentle scum.

"Uncle, why are you here again?"

Lord Grim greeted the old police chief, who had come to the scenic spot for the third time since the fight.

The old police chief walked up to Lord Grim and said helplessly: "Brother, your troubles are getting bigger and bigger, and I am very powerless!"

At this time, the three men in suits took out a court summons, handed it to Lord Grim, and said in an official tone: "Mr. Xiaoyao, you have been listed as the most terrifying wanted criminal by the relevant departments, please accept the sanction of the law. "

With a glance of his mind, Lord Grim knew that these three people were cultivators pretending to be judges, and they were also cultivators in the early stage of the Wheel Sea Realm. They were instructed by a few old men in the Cultivators Association to take advantage of them through legal means.

Damn it!These people really know how to play.

Lord Grim did not take the flyer, but instead took out the electronic recorder and said to several people: "Register the vehicle information first, and remember to pay the parking fee."

"Uncle, you are the patron saint of the people, so you don't have to pay parking fees."

The three people saw that Lord Grim dared to flout their authority, so they declared again: "Mr. Xiaoyao..."

"Why are you making such a fuss? You three go to the toilet over there and stand on your head and eat cock."

Jun Moxiao was speechless. These flies kept bothering him, so he directly used the magical power of "Words and Methods" to control the three practitioners to go to the toilet to stand on their heads and eat flies. Without controlling their thoughts, he let them try flying. smell.

As soon as Lord Mo joked, the three of them immediately ran to the toilet over there, stood upside down, grabbed Xiang with their hands, and started eating.

"Fuck! No! What's going on with me?"

"Ah...no!"

The three of them were holding Xiang in their hands and felt very sick, but they couldn't control their desire to eat, so the three of them vomited while eating Xiang.

This operation frightened several tourists who were going to the restroom. So they took out their mobile phones one after another, took a video of the three people eating sex, and posted it online with the voiceover:
"Shocked! Three men in suits were standing upside down and eating sex in the Mount Tai scenic spot. Is this a distortion of human nature? Or is it a loss of morals?"

This video went viral on the Internet, causing many people who were eating to turn pale and vomit.

As a result, everyone across the country who watched this video, without exception, made retching sounds.

"Damn it! What's going on? Someone is doing a live broadcast of standing upside down and eating a cock. Hahaha...! I can't help but want to vomit, vomit..."

"I thought this was just an internet meme, but I didn't expect someone to actually make it real."

"It's still the Mount Tai Scenic Area. Last time there were men pole dancing, but this time there were people standing on their heads and eating sex."

These interesting things happened one after another in the Taishan Scenic Area, which made netizens excited and rushed to tell each other.

The old police chief was stunned when the three judges ran to the toilet and stood on their heads and had sex. What kind of trick was this?

Lord Grim said to the old police chief seriously: "Uncle, are these three people crazy with hunger? They ran to the toilet and ate while standing upside down. Their taste is quite strong!"

The old police chief said dumbfounded: "Ahem! Who knows?"

After the senior executives of Taishan Tourism Company learned the news, they came to the mountain parking area of ​​the scenic spot one after another. When they saw the evil scene of the three people, they couldn't help but retched.Dong Xiaowan quickly ran to Jun Grim and asked worriedly: "Brother Xiaoyao, what's going on?"

Lord Grim said calmly: "Sister Dong, I'm confused too. Those three men in suits came to the scenic spot and ran to the toilet without saying a word, and then that was it. If you don't believe me, ask me."

The old police chief had no choice but to explain the reason to Dong Xiaowan reluctantly.

When Dong Xiaowan learned that the three judges were the judges who sent the summons, she was immediately frightened. She didn't know how to clear Lord Grim's grievances?The next moment she thought of hiring the best lawyer to defend Lord Grim.

"Brother Xiaoyao, don't worry, my sister hired the best lawyer to defend you."

Lord Grim stopped Dong Xiaowan's idea of ​​hiring a lawyer. What reasoning did he tell the cultivators?Isn't that playing the piano to a cow?

"Sister Dong, there is no need to waste money on lawyers. The other party is a practitioner. Reasoning with them will not work."

Lord Grim released the magical power of "Words follow the law", and the three men resumed their actions. They immediately vomited in the toilet, quickly cleaned up with water, and left the scenic spot as if they were running for their lives. Before leaving, they even treated Lord Grim harshly. talk.

"Young Master Xiaoyao, you used magic to insult us, just wait for the sanctions from the Practitioners Association!"

Lord Grim said calmly: "Do you still want to stand on your head and eat flying again?"

The three of them turned pale with fright, and immediately started their cars and fled.

The old police chief couldn’t laugh or cry and said, “Brother, they will definitely come again next time. You have to be careful.”

Lord Grim pointed at a few ants on the ground and said to the old police chief: "Uncle, look at the ants on the ground. What do you think of?"

The old police chief looked confused and said, "Ants moving? Or...!"

Lord Grim said domineeringly: "Uncle, no matter how hard the ants are, they are still ants after all and cannot make any trouble."

After saying that, Lord Grim laughed loudly and walked back to the security room with a step that he didn't recognize his relatives.

Looking at his handsome figure, the old police chief's worries were a little unnecessary. In the eyes of this little guy, the Practitioners Association is just an ant. This is a little guy who will never let himself suffer. From his body, he looks down on all living beings. Judging from his temperament, he must be a more terrifying existence than the Cultivators Association.

After the three practitioners pretending to be judges returned to the association headquarters, they immediately told the top management about the horror of Young Master Xiaoyao.

In a word, let them stand on their heads and eat flying involuntarily. What kind of method is this?
Chen Lin and others couldn't help but break into a cold sweat. Fortunately, they hadn't offended that handsome boy before.

However, the fact that the three minions of the Presbyterian Church stood on their heads and ate flies made the four members of their team feel particularly happy, especially the president Chi Songzi, who once again confirmed his suspicion that the little guy was more terrifying than he imagined.

There was a "pop" sound. When the elders learned about this, they were so angry that they blew their beards and glared. One of the elders smashed a table and chair with one palm.

"It's so abominable. This kid is provoking the authority of our cultivators association. Immediately notify Taoist Centipede to assemble a special operations team with heavy weapons to arrest Young Master Xiaoyao."

After giving an order from the long walking meeting, all parties immediately took action and set off towards the Mount Tai Scenic Area in a hurry.

These people work very efficiently. More than 50 members of the special operations team quickly gathered together, bringing weapons specifically designed to deal with cultivators, including RPGs.

"Tap-tat-tat-tat..." Several special helicopter transport planes took off, carrying members of the special operations team, flying majestically to the Mount Tai scenic spot.

All the old guys from the Presbyterian Church were dispatched. Taoist Mengshan Centipede received the message and also set off.

One day later, the special operations team arrived at the Taishan Scenic Area and quickly surrounded the security room.

"Young Master Xiaoyao, you have been surrounded. Come out immediately and accept the sanctions of the Trial Cultivation Association, otherwise we will take action."

A leader shouted to Lord Grim, as if he was sure of his success.

Damn it!As soon as Lord Grim went to work this morning, these guys came, even helicopters came, and some people brought special RPGs, which were specially developed by the Cultivators Association to deal with cultivators.

Jun Moxiao swept away his mind, and the RPG was engraved with thunder and explosion runes, which can deal with monks in the other shore realm. Beyond the other shore realm, it has no power.

"It's so early in the morning, why are you making a fuss? Register the helicopter information first. The helicopter will park for an hour and it will cost you 1000 million yuan. After you leave, remember to pay."

Lord Grim took out the electronic recorder, walked out of the security room, and explained to these guys.

"Stay still, put your hands up."

The members of the action team raised their weapons and faced Lord Grim.

Lord Grim used his spiritual sense to sense it and found a big fish in the late Dao Palace realm flying quickly from the horizon.

Um!This guy is the biggest mastermind behind the scenes, Taoist Centipede. This man has killed at least a thousand ordinary people and absorbed the Yuan Yin of countless girls for training.

Damn it!This guy is a Taotian devil.

Soon Taoist Centipede flew to the scenic spot, saw Lord Grim, and smiled sinisterly.

"Jie Jie Jie...! Zhang Er, Li Pu, Wang Sen, you did a good job this time. This young man has great fortune at first sight."

The three old men, who had just entered the Taoist Palace, respectfully said to Taoist Centipede: "It is the right thing to do things for your Excellency."

Taoist Centipede walked towards Lord Grim and said sternly: "Master Xiaoyao, what inheritance have you received? Tell me, and I will let you die a more pleasant death."

Lord Grim said calmly: "Is this the kind of people in your cultivators association?"

Centipede Taoist: "Haha, cultivators association? That is just an organization I set up at will to facilitate my access to resources."

Lord Grim: "So, you are the talker of the Cultivators Association?"

Centipede Taoist: "That's right. You'd better follow us obediently!"

In this case, Lord Grim had no choice but to get rid of these bugs, so he directly activated the magical power of "Words and Laws" to control all the people in the cultivators association on the scene.

"They all squatted down, held the back of their heads with their hands, performed leapfrog movements, and chanted: We are pests, we are pests."

As soon as the words fell, all the cultivators immediately held the back of their heads with their hands, jumped like toads, and circled around the entire parking lot, singing: "We are pests... We are pests...!"

"Damn it! Mr. Xiaoyao, what kind of magic did you teach us? We are pests...!"

"Ah! I can't control myself, we are pests...!"

Lord Grim ignored these pests and called Dong Xiaowan who had not yet gone to work.

"Sister Dong, I received a big order today, so the scenic spot can suspend services."

"Brother Xiaoyao, sister hasn't gotten up yet? What big order have you taken?"

Dong Xiaowan hadn't gotten up yet, and her voice was full of laziness and temptation.

Lord Grim directly recorded the video of the parking lot, then sent it to her, and also introduced: "I charge them 1000 million yuan an hour for those helicopters, and I plan to let them park for a day. Anyway, these practitioners have a lot of money. .”

"Ahhh...!"

When Dong Xiaowan saw a group of cultivators carrying heavy weapons coming to the scenic spot, he immediately jumped up in fright. He quickly notified his brother, summoned all the company's top executives, and called 110.

This was such a big deal, she had never seen such a scene before.

Lord Grim directly put up a sign and wrote: An emergency occurred in the scenic area today and it is temporarily suspended from receiving tourists.

Just put this sign at the far intersection to prevent tourists from entering.

After doing this, Lord Grim took out the rocking chair, lay down on it leisurely, and fell asleep.

Naturally, Chi Songzi couldn't hide the dispatch of the Elders Council, so he gathered all the members of Qinglong, Baihu, Xuanwu, and Suzaku groups, drove a special helicopter transport, and followed them secretly.

This matter was so big that after a while, the company's senior officials arrived at the scene, followed closely by the old police chief and Akamatsuko's men.

But the scene in the scenic spot shocked their jaws. A group of practitioners surrounded the parking lot, jumping like toads and singing: We are pests...

But Lord Grim was lying on the chair at the door of the security room, fast asleep. It was incredible.

"Brother Xiaoyao, what's going on?"

Dong Xiaowan came to Jun Moxiao, squatted down, stretched out her bare hands, and pinched his handsome face to wake him up.

"Sister Dong, these rich people have sent us money. Five helicopters. I plan to collect 1000 million yuan every hour. Let's let them park for 10 hours. We can earn 5 million yuan today. This is a business without capital. ah!"

Lord Grim directly expressed his idea of ​​robbing the Cultivators Association in front of everyone.

When the old guys from the Presbyterian Church heard this, they almost rolled their eyes and yelled: "Damn it! Mr. Xiaoyao, you are robbing. Do you know that we are the special department of the Dragon Kingdom? You are going against the Dragon Kingdom."

Lord Grim: "You are right, I am just robbing."

"That Taoist Centipede killed thousands of ordinary people and absorbed hundreds of girls' Yuan Yin for cultivation. How can such a heartless devil still be alive? Does he still have the law of the king? Does he still have the law of heaven?"

Lord Grim directly revealed Taoist Centipede's heinous crimes, and everyone present took a breath.

Chisongzi said indignantly: "Yes, there are a bunch of bugs in the cultivators' association, and the Presbyterian Association among them is the people supported by Taoist Centipede. They are all heartless people."

Lord Grim told the old police chief: "Uncle, the Sirius Gang can be wiped out now, and there are still profiteers and corrupt officials related to them. No one will be left alive."

Old Sheriff: “Brother, we can arrest them, but we have no power to decide their life or death.”

Lord Grim said to the old police chief: "Uncle, I can make them all commit suicide with just a word. The reason why I asked you to destroy them is to make you meritorious and set an example for the citizens. As far as I know, You know, the Black Wolf Gang does all kinds of bad things, you just have to figure it out yourself!"

Lord Grim planned to scare the monkeys, so he said: "Master Centipede, and those three old men, go over there and blow themselves up."

As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them walked hundreds of meters away as if they were possessed by ghosts.

"Ahh...! Let me go!"

"Young Master Xiaoyao, we were wrong..."

"what……"

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang"

There were four loud noises, and several people involuntarily blew themselves up while struggling.

Everyone in the scenic square was so frightened that their faces turned pale. It was so scary that just a few words could kill them.

Lord Grim ordered to the 50 leaders of the Special Operations Group of the Cultivators Association: "Pay the [-] million downtime fee, and you trash can leave."

The leader obediently took out his card and paid the [-] million downtime fee.

Jun Moxiao said to Chisongzi and others who looked frightened: "What are you looking at? You don't dare to take this garbage away quickly. Then everyone goes back to their homes and looks for their mothers."

After saying that, Lord Grim used his magic power to erase the memories of Taishan Scenic Area Company employees’ memories of seeing Taoist Centipede and the others self-destruct, so that they would not have nightmares at night.

Then he walked back to the security room with a step of disowning his relatives, leaving everyone with confused faces, messy in the wind.

(End of this chapter)