Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 29 He's Still Just a Child
"Yum, Naruto."

"What on earth are you doing? How can you be so close to Teacher Hong?"

Haruno Sakura pursed her lips slightly, puffed up her cheeks and glared angrily at the little yellow-haired Uzumaki Naruto who was already close to Yuhi Kurenai.

Ino, who was sitting a seat away from her, also had a cold face.

Hinata at the far end was sitting quietly on her knees, eating barbecue in silence, glancing at Naruto and Kurenai out of the corner of her eye from time to time, unhappy. (-)
No wonder they were in a bad mood, mainly because Naruto and Kurenai were almost touching each other now, and there were small touches between arms from time to time.

The rest of the people were also shocked. How dare Naruto? Isn't this blatant eating tofu?
The key is that Teacher Hong is not angry.

"Hum~!"

Naruto didn't care about other people's looks.

After all, I’m only a child!

"Because Teacher Hong is very friendly and beautiful."

Naruto raised his head and looked at Sakura who was directly opposite him. There was a shyness on his face that Sakura had never seen before, and his eyebrows were full of rigidity and seriousness. The incandescent light shone on his face, and his eyes looked particularly clean and pure.

Yuri's red eyebrows curved slightly.

Usually, the more stiff and shy a young boy is when he praises him, the more helpful it is. Yuhi Kurenai unconsciously puffed up her chest and trembled slightly, then put two more pieces of meat on Naruto's plate.

Good boy, if you can speak, speak more.

Sakura looked moved and stared at Naruto closely.

Weird, it's really weird, can Naruto actually praise others?
What's so great about that teacher Hong?

"Don't bother Teacher Hong. If you want to eat barbecue, I can cook it for you!" Haruno Sakura never gave up and took the initiative.

Asuma silently gave Sakura a thumbs up and said in his heart: Sakura did a good job and quickly pulled Naruto away. Although this bastard was just a child, he was too close to Kurenai. Very happy.

Unfortunately, Asma's wish was doomed to fail.

Naruto was not interested in feeding the little Loli at all. Where could a little sister have a big sister?

Besides, Naruto had the intention to deliberately disgust Asuma.

Then it would be even more impossible to leave Hong.

Asuma, I'm about to attack Teacher Hong, I hope you can withstand it.

"No."

Naruto glanced at Sakura indifferently, then decisively rejected her, and then said resolutely: "Compared to Sakura, I still think the barbecue served by a dignified and elegant intellectual beauty like Mr. Kurenai will be more delicious."

The corner of Sakura's mouth twitched: "I don't want to care about you anymore. Sooner or later you will make me angry to death."

"Then just ignore me."

After saying this, Naruto ignored Sakura's angry face and turned to look directly at Yuhi Kurenai, taking a quick look at her figure from the corner of his eye.

A thin branch bears fruit.

Visually, starting at C, he is a very strong player.

I hope the so-called "talent" can work for Yuhi Hong.

Naruto tentatively picked up the dinner plate and asked Yuhi Kurenai for help: "Ms. Kurenai, I've finished eating, can you pick it up for me again?"

There was a stagnation in the box.

Everyone's expressions were more or less a little weird.

Naruto really left them speechless. Forget it if Kurenai Yuhi took the initiative to pick it up. There are barbecues spread out in front of you. If you want to eat it, you can't pick it up yourself.

Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi all raised their eyebrows. As Naruto's classmates, today is really embarrassing.

Ya was laughing wildly in his heart, hahaha, this guy Naruto can't even use chopsticks. It's really embarrassing. He even needs help from others to eat meat. He must not even have improved his strength.

Shikamaru was thinking, Ino was sulking, Shino was in a daze, and Choji was taking the opportunity to destroy the barbecue.

Hinata discovered Hua Dian. Her focus had always been on Naruto. Just now she seemed to have seen that Naruto seemed to be looking at Kurenai-sensei's bust.
Naruto-kun. Isn't that the one you like?
Thinking of this, Hinata's fair and tender face turned red, and she quickly lowered her head in shame and pretended to be a rice cook, frantically competing with Choji for food.

"Okay." Yuhi Kurenai agreed simply, without even a trace of hesitation. She smiled slightly and put a lot of meat into Naruto's plate at once. Since the distance was too close, touching was inevitable.

For example, on the lower body, Naruto's legs and Yuhi Kurenai's legs were already touching, with only a pair of Naruto's pants separating them.

But even so, Kurenai Yuhi didn't seem to mind. Naruto had to sigh that the talent of the evil little yellow hair was indeed a very powerful ability.

Maybe it will come in handy in the future.

The reward this time is a treasure.

The needle does not poke!
"eat more."

Kurenai Yuhi brushed her hair from her ears and continued to hold Naruto's meat.

She didn't know why, but this was the first time she had such a crush on a child. After thinking about it, she thought maybe it was because Naruto was cute and well-spoken.

Children like his subordinate Kiba and Asuma's nephew Konohamaru, who are not cute and talk like idiots, are not lovable.

Totally incomparable to Naruto.

I really want to be a different student with Kakashi.

"Thank you, Teacher Hong. If Teacher Hong can be my girlfriend now, I will be willing to live for 20 more years."

"It should be 20 years shorter."

"It's all the same, don't worry about the details."

At close range, Naruto smelled a faint fragrance on Yuhi Hong's body. He didn't know if it was a high-end perfume or the body's own body fragrance.

'Damn you brat, are you done yet? Asma looked at this scene and almost chewed the cigarette out of his mouth.

Naruto, that boy, was enjoying Kurenai's feeding service. This was something he had dreamed of doing, but this damn brat got the better of him.

How could there be such a mean kid? It really makes people angry.

After looking at it vaguely for a while, Asuma couldn't bear it any longer, and he slapped the table hard.

Everyone looked at Asuma, wondering what he was going to do, except Naruto, that brat was still eating his own meat.

Asuma frowned and shouted, "Hey, Naruto!"

"What's wrong, Asuma-sensei?" Naruto responded casually.

Asuma reprimanded with a straight face: "A manly man, of course you have to rely on yourself for small things like eating. You have always asked Teacher Hong to help, so have you ever thought about how Teacher Hong eats? You better not be too selfish!" "

Speaking like this is both simple and clear, and also from Hong’s perspective, perfect!

That boy Naruto should understand. If I trouble Kurenai again, then don't blame me for using the majesty of a jounin a little bit.

Asuma was thinking this, and the next second, a smile flashed in Naruto's eyes, but a sad look appeared on his face.

To everyone's surprise, he hugged Hong's smooth arm and leaned on her shoulder to blame himself crazily.

"Teacher Hong, I'm sorry. Teacher Asuma is right. Everything is my fault. I am just a poor orphan who grew up without a father or a mother. I grew up drinking expired drinks and eating expired food every day."

"I finally ate a meal in the glory of Teacher Asuma, but I still bother Teacher Hong like this. I'm so uneducated. Maybe an orphan like me shouldn't come to have dinner with everyone. I'm sorry! "

After saying that, Naruto pretended to lift his sleeves and wiped away his tears, quickly stood up and ran out of the box.

Immediately afterwards, everything in the box was in chaos.

Sasuke made a sound of disgust, then followed Naruto's footsteps and left.

Sakura glared at Asuma fiercely and chased after him as well.

"Eat slowly." Hinata said politely and ran out. She was now very worried about Naruto's mood.

Ino frowned. For the first time, she felt that the bearded teacher Asuma was so annoying.

Yuhi's beautiful red eyes widened, she squinted at Asuma with disgust, and said angrily: "Asuma, what on earth are you talking about, Naruto is just a child."

(End of this chapter)