Weird story about rules: I rely on magic to kill people

Chapter 33 Windsor Castle (32)

With the gardener leading the way, Xu Zhinian and the Countess soon arrived at the old castle pigsty.

As soon as we got closer, the unique and unpleasant smell of the pig pen hit our face.

The countess suddenly stopped.

She pinched her nose and asked with a look of disgust: "Xu Zhinian, are you sure there is that thing in the pigpen?"

Xu Zhinian took a few steps forward and got close to the countess, and started her deception again: "Of course, I saw that shiny thing in person, there is no way it is fake!"

What she said was so true that even she almost believed it was a lie.

The countess looked at her in surprise and nodded repeatedly: "Is there no lie? Then let's go quickly!"

Xu Zhinian smiled in response and followed them.

Shiny things, isn’t that simple?
As soon as she walked to the pigsty, she gently used magic to create a beam of light and placed it in the pigsty. Wouldn't that be a shiny thing?

Thinking about it, Xu Zhinian smiled even more.

A bright smile hung on his face, his mouth widened, but he made no sound.

Like a silent shadow puppet show, or a black and white mime movie.

*
"Why is Sister Xu laughing behind you?"

"Don't tell me, I admire this kind of laughter, but it can't make a sound."

"Suddenly I thought about self-study in high school... I just laughed silently and was scolded by the class teacher myself..."

……

The gardener led the way, and after walking along the path beside the pigsty for a while, the three of them finally reached the pigsty.

Xu Zhinian muttered quietly behind him: "So this is the pigsty of the old castle!"

……

The countess looked impatient. She finally reached the pigsty and looked anxiously into the pigsty, browsing every place quickly.

But she didn't find anything shiny.

Two sows were purring, and next to them were five or six piglets, two or three months old.

There is not even the sow that Xu Zhinian and Sidney talked about that just gave birth...

The Countess' first reaction was that she had been tricked by Xu Zhinian and Sidney.

Turning to look at Xu Zhinian angrily, she shouted loudly: "Miss Longguo, Xu Zhinian, didn't you say there was a sow giving birth to a pig in the pig pen? Where is it? It doesn't matter, that shiny Where are the things?”

"You dare to play with me?"

Xu Zhinian shook his head hastily: "No, how dare I play tricks on you, madam?"

"What's going on?" The countess glared at her angrily and continued to shout through gritted teeth:
"I'm telling you, my patience is limited. I don't care about sows giving birth, but if there are no shiny things, you won't have any good fruits to eat!"

……

Xu Zhinian smiled coquettishly: "Of course."

"This is why I must ask a gardener to help!" Xu Zhinian pretended to be mysterious. She used magic with a wave of her hand, and a beam of light instantly fell into the soil of the pig pen.

When the countess was puzzled and wanted to ask why, she spoke again: "The shiny thing was half sunk into the soil of the pig pen at that time. Now it is estimated that it was buried in the soil by those pigs. …”

"So, a gardener may be needed to dig the soil in the pig pen..."

The countess was dubious, looked back at the gardener, pointed at the soil in the pig pen: "In that case, gardener, go dig the soil."

"..."

"??"

"???"

The gardener looked at the countess with confusion, and then turned to Xu Zhinian.

He looked at the garden shears in his hand and agreed bravely.

As soon as I stepped into the pig pen, the pungent smell of manure penetrated my nostrils along the air.

Really, it stinks!

He looked disdainful: "Please ask the young lady from the Dragon Kingdom to point out the approximate location to me."

Xu Zhinian: "?"

It seems that he got himself involved after all.

The countess gave the order, and Xu Zhinian had no choice but to step into the pig pen and slowly approach the gardener.

"Pfft! I'm laughing so hard. Sister Xu has been tricked by the gardener!"

"Sister Xu cheated the gardener, and the gardener cheated her in turn. I laughed!"

"Hahahaha! Sooner or later, Sister Xu will laugh to death! Uncle Gardener is also a character who must avenge himself!"

Xu Zhinian walked up to the gardener, pre-empted it, and asked in a low voice: "Why do you have to call me, can't you just dig it up casually?"

The gardener glanced at her: "What about you? Are you asking me to help you by digging in the pigsty?" "Forget it by digging in the pigsty, why don't you remind me to replace the garden shears with a shovel?"

Xu Zhinian pouted: "I just thought of it..."

Gardener: "You are awesome. With my old arms and legs, you just thought of asking me to dig the soil."

"You also took revenge by letting me step on... the pig manure in the pig pen."

"Each each other."

……

The countess stood outside the fence of the pig pen and watched Xu Zhinian and the gardener whispering there for a long time.

Without digging any soil, he spoke eagerly: "You are digging! What are you talking about? I tell you, don't try to fool me, otherwise, you will not get any good fruit."

As she spoke, the veins on her face popped out again, extending to her neck.The nails on the fingers of both hands gradually become longer, and the teeth in the mouth also become pointed and longer.

Use an idiom to express——

Green-faced fangs.

Xu Zhinian glanced at her out of the corner of his eye and saw the countess approaching a strange scene, and replied: "Okay, we will find it soon!"

*
The gardener shook his head helplessly. He combined the garden scissors in his hands and dug the dung from the pig pen bit by bit.

Every time he dug a little, he felt sorry for his scissors.

Originally, it was just pruning valuable trees. Who would have thought that one day we would dig dirt or dung.

"Is there really something shiny?" The gardener suddenly asked after digging.

Xu Zhinian nodded: "It didn't exist before, but now it does."

"Huh?" the gardener was confused.

While he was hesitating, the garden shears in his hand suddenly hit something hard.

I lowered my head and saw that it was really something shiny.

The gardener opened the two ends of the garden shears and used skill to pick up the shiny object buried in the soil.

When the countess saw the shiny thing, she instantly turned into something strange.

She shouted in surprise: "Quick! Bring it to me, let me see what that shiny thing is?"

Xu Zhinian jumped out of the pigsty fence in two steps, watched the gardener approaching the countess with the shiny thing, and laughed leisurely.

What's that shiny thing?
of course--

Her magic beam.

"Damn it, this beam of light is Sister Xu's magic?"

"No, when did Sister Xu use magic?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it at all."

"So, was it possible for Sister Xu to use magic without moving forward? Before that, she deliberately hid her strength???"

……

For a moment, she was so carried away with joy that the countess thought that the shiny thing would be the ring that would inherit the castle.

Ignoring the smell of the manure that had just been dug out of the pig pen, I reached out and took it over.

The gardener opposite looked at her with disgust, put back the garden shears, and took a few steps back.

He looked at the Countess as if she was mentally retarded...

The countess held the "magic beam" in her hand and observed it carefully.

This is not a ring at all!

She threw it on the ground angrily and said angrily: "Xu Zhinian, I think you should explain to me that this is not a ring at all!"

"Ah?" Xu Zhinian pretended not to understand and looked at the Countess in confusion: "I didn't say that it was a ring?"

"I just said that it was a shiny thing. It might be a ring, earrings or other accessories..."

"Isn't that a ring? It's all my fault that you, Countess, misunderstood..."

……

"Damn it! Sister Xu is so "tea"!"

"It's so funny, Tea Talk Tea Talk is so useful!"

"Look at that countess stomping her feet in anger, there's nothing she can do against Sister Xu!"

……

The countess was so angry: "You...you...you..."

(End of this chapter)