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Chapter 230 "Technology and Hard Work" Part [-]

"Look what I did!" Xiaomei smiled excitedly and handed over the phone.

"What did you do? Isn't this Hayao Miyazaki's style of painting?" I replied subconsciously, looking at the picture on my phone, which showed the back of a girl in the sunset.

"It's a comic style, Minister. It's a very popular thing now. All the girls in our dormitory are playing with it. Just take a random selfie photo, and then AI will generate it, and it will be this kind of beautiful photo. This is the original Picture, do you think it looks like it?" Xiaomei swiped to show two photos before and after the AI. The photo originally showed Xiaomei facing the sunset.

Other students also joined in, and some even started asking what the software was called.

Xiaomei looked at me and spoke again: "Minister, do you want to give it a try?"

I shook my head: "I'm sorry, I never take pictures. You can have fun while I go have a late-night snack. This is a good idea. I'll write it down and extend it as a topic for this week."

"Okay!" Xiaomei nodded with a smile.

"Stop teasing the minister. The minister is about to graduate in his senior year and is probably worried about finding a job!"

After glancing at the fat man who told me what I was thinking, I snorted and got up and left the third floor of the library, heading to the Ximen Canteen. Braised noodles and fried chicken drumsticks were basically my must-haves in the evening.

My name is Lu Qiao, a senior who is about to graduate.

On the third floor of the library, there are more than a dozen old-fashioned computers with LCD screens. They are so old that they can only access the Internet. They are fixed assets of my club.

The door on the third floor says Department of Science and Technology, and yes, it is the department I manage.

At this time, I was browsing my mobile phone or using an old computer to download the QQ game lobby, staring at the zombies who were stuck playing backgammon, military flags, and flying chess. My team members,

This Ministry of Science and Technology is funny to say, it was my scam from beginning to end.

And this deception lasted from freshman year to senior year.

Lukang University, the second local university in Lukang.

As a freshman, I didn't know until I entered school that late self-study was mandatory here.

And evening self-study is one of the characteristics of the school.

On the first day of school, the principal shook his head and repeated a poem: "The lights are on at three o'clock and the chickens are on at five o'clock. It's the time for boys to study. Black-haired people don't know how to study diligently early, and white-haired people regret that they are late in studying."

The principal's logic is that no matter how much the school teaches, it can't teach students to learn on their own, but self-study in the evening is different.As long as you are willing and develop a habit of studying at night, you will continue to make progress.

Therefore, the principal's mandatory rule is that freshmen in their first year must study for one hour every night, and the seniors will record and submit it to the class teacher.

If the absence or early departure exceeds a certain percentage, the principal will direct the student to withdraw from school.

If I had known this was the case, I certainly would not have come to Lukang University.

When I got into college, I just planned to live a good life, and I just dreamed of living in the dormitory and taking advantage of the dark side. Who would be interested in receiving training from the principal and becoming a nerd who likes to read at night?
During the first week of continuous forced self-study at night, I learned something big thanks to my seniors.

By forming a club, you can organize activities in the name of the club and avoid evening self-study.

The way to set up a club is very simple. More than five students sign and ask the class teacher to go to an empty classroom to solve the problem.

I didn't have the signatures of five people at my fingertips. As a freshman, I discussed it casually with my classmates.

Ten people came forward and we started with a simple idea.

Just choose to be in the class, so you don't have to go to the library for self-study in the evening. As for whether to go to the class, the minister will take the lead and pass the roll call. As for whether the team members arrive, it is not up to him, as the minister, to have the final say?
For example, after the teacher asked for the form, all the signed ones were ready.

But when it came to writing the department name, everyone had difficulties.

"If I write too simply, will I fail?"

"Then what should I write about the fire?"

"5G! 5G band research club!"

In 2018... it is true that the most popular 4G has been upgraded to 5G. Even mobile phone idiots like my parents will shout a few words "Huawei NB" and 5G will dominate the world.

Even the head teacher and principal at their age probably wouldn't understand.

"Then 5G frequency band research club!" I picked up the pen and was about to write down.

"Wait a minute, it sounds like you are tuning a radio station. How about it be a little more high-tech?"

Everyone looked at each other, looking at each other, and began to make up their minds again.

"High technology? No brainer, let's call it the Ministry of Science and Technology. The introduction says that from the 4G era to 5G, while the network advances, technology also needs a new generation of dream chasers to explore." I finished speaking without thinking, filled out the form and submitted it. .

With an uneasy mood, we were thinking about two outcomes, success or failure. As long as we insist that this thing is true, we will have a science and technology society as a society, and then it will not matter no matter how bad it is.

But who would have thought that a king would explode.

The head teacher submitted the form of our club, and it went directly to the principal.

The principal looked at the lofty ambitions scrawled on his hand, and immediately expressed his agreement, special things should be done specially.

There are exactly a dozen obsolete computers on the third floor of the library. They were left over from the previous school equipment replacement. The Windows 2000 computers were converted to XP systems and became furnishings. Now they can be used.

When the head teacher told us the good news, all of us were stunned.

We really don’t have to study late at night anymore!

We are no longer welcome on the first and second floors of the library. We have to go to the third floor to work in the science and technology department.

Everyone had a bad premonition, but on the first day of the department's establishment, the principal came to cut the ribbon in person.

The principal sets goals for us. Although we don’t have to achieve them, we must propose them.

That is, there is one piece of science and technology speculation every week. The principal reserves a place for the Ministry of Science and Technology in the golden section in the lower right corner of the school newspaper every Wednesday, where these science and technology speculations are placed.For nothing else, just for that sentence: Technology also needs a new generation of dream chasers to explore.

The principal's words: "Originally, clubs can only be opened in the sophomore year, but this time we have made an exception! The school may not be able to support you in pursuing your dreams, but at Lukang University, you are allowed to dream endlessly, and you will go to another university after you graduate." Once realized.”

No matter how stressful the college entrance examination is, I don't have nightmares every day.

In the first week after the establishment of the Ministry of Science and Technology, I had nightmares for seven days.

On the deadline day, I tremblingly submitted the content: What can we get after the arrival of 5G.

I was waiting for the review with trepidation, but I didn’t expect to pass.

The entire Ministry of Science and Technology has seventeen team members.

Except for Lu Qiao, who was the minister, the other sixteen classmates had no intention of taking over the whole mess.

I was responsible for everything by myself, and I had some clues to follow in the first week. I just copied the introduction from my department's application form.

What to do in the second week?Everyone is here just to avoid studying in the evening, but there is no need to risk your life, right?

Just when I was at a loss what to do, the head teacher gave me a copy of the school newspaper.

The content I racked my brains to write for seven days actually made it into the school newspaper.

Just as the principal promised, we are allowed to dream!No matter what the content is, as long as there is output, graduation will be achieved!

Then I understand!Let everyone continue to study on the third floor in the evening and play with their mobile phones. It's okay if you don't come. I will help sign in and let everyone stabilize this fake department.During the whole year from my freshman year to my sophomore year, I wrote on Tieba, Zhihu, and even in a drift bottle: What do you think the world will be like in ten years?

Then the copied answers will be revised and submitted to the class teacher. Basically, all large manuscripts, as long as the general direction does not involve illegal crimes, basically do not need to be revised and all will be passed.

In my sophomore year, there was no restriction on evening self-study, and all my classmates quit the club.

The head teacher was surprised when he first arrived, but he didn't think much about it.Directly explain the existence of the Ministry of Science and Technology to the freshmen and ask if anyone is willing to join the society.

All of a sudden, more than 20 freshmen really recognized me as an old minister.

As a director, I have been trying to make a fool of myself for a year, but now that the new team members have arrived, I don’t panic anymore.

Start pretending to be real and start talking.

In the second year, they were all newcomers. No one knew that the original intention of setting up the department was to be lazy, so they started to deliberately deceive, but everyone was having fun.

Ask the newcomers, what do you think the world will be like in ten years?

As a result, I received a variety of answers, some of which I thought of, and of course some that looked particularly familiar to me. The plaintiffs had developed manuscripts before, which meant that the team members also began to know Baidu.

After copying the lesson, let everyone create their own creations.

In the blink of an eye, I'm in my senior year.

My classmates all found it incredible that an absurd idea in freshman year actually took root in the school and became its own school.

But I also know that after writing the thesis and defending it in three days, it is time to hand over the position of minister.

I know that [-]% of those who come to the Ministry of Science and Technology are curious, [-]% do not want to study on their own, and [-]% are really obsessed with and yearning for science and technology, but they know nothing about it.

Just like Xiaomei, I am completely obsessed with her.She likes technology and mysterious powers that she can't understand, but if she is asked to accomplish anything, she knows in her heart that she will never be able to do it.

I compiled my notes from the four years of college and gave them to Xiaomei. She will be the next minister of the Ministry of Science and Technology as a sophomore. Of course, I also wrote down the mistake I made, which was the reason for the establishment of the department. .

Of course, I didn't put it naked in the notebook, but folded it, cut the cover of the notebook with a utility knife, and then glued it in. This is how masters hide secrets in novels, but I used the same method to hide myself. secret.

This secret will disappear from this campus as my senior year and my classmates, and of course it will reappear with the next person who opens the cover.

After completely gluing the notebook to make sure there was no problem with the appearance, I handed the notebook to Xiaomei during self-study in the evening of the second day, and appointed Xiaomei as the next minister in front of everyone.

Everyone is naturally happy for Xiaomei. Of course, in the entire science and technology department, in addition to exploring future technologies, games and gossip are also daily activities in the department.

It sounds like everyone thinks this is the Department of Science and Technology, because there are still some people who have to complete the tasks assigned by the principal, but for the more bulky people, in fact, this place is more like a chat club.

Looking at the familiar bricks and tiles, tables and chairs in front of me, although I am reluctant to leave, I still want to leave.

After all, I can't go to school all my life. It's time for me to enter society and become a daydreamer who needs to be close to reality instead of just dreaming.

As an international trade major, the defense was basically not difficult for me.Maybe it’s because the principal often chats with me and uses me as the main teaching material to emphasize that the school dares to think and do.

So the teacher knew me more or less, and there was no difficulty in opening my mouth.

"There is a school recruitment team in the afternoon, can you go?" Roommate Han Dong asked.

I nodded helplessly. I had no background at home, so it was time to reach this point.

I understand that those of us who seem to get along well in school, such as student union cadres and club ministers, are nothing after we go out. We only have airs and no ability, but are worse than normal fresh graduates.

Because I have seen a piece of news before: During the recruitment season, corporate HR said: "I don't want anyone who has been a cadre in the student union!"

Therefore, for fresh graduates, I only filled in the qualifications column. My hobbies and interests were that I had provided dozens of manuscripts for the school magazine. I did not mention that Lukang University had a Department of Science and Technology, and that I was the head of the founding sect.

There's nothing to show off, and I'm afraid I won't even be asked to do the job of sweeping floors.

Han Dong patted me on the shoulder: "Why are you standing there in a daze? Have you found the right one?"

After I came back to my senses, I looked at Han Dong and said, "A local elevator agency has taken a fancy to me and worked as a safety officer. The basic salary is [-] yuan and the internship is [-] yuan. I will receive a bonus of [-] yuan every six months and a red envelope for filling any major loopholes." Three thousand, and an extra month’s salary at the end of the year.”

The form in hand showed that there were more than a dozen companies that I could interview with, but I gave up on them all. This was the third company I interviewed. The other person asked the question: Does the school have an elevator?Have you ever noticed what brand it is?
The third floor of the fourth-year university library can only be accessed by the elevator. It is a domestic Attenborough. Almost every time I get up and down, I will stare at the sticker in the elevator, so I simply answer it. When the other party sees that I can answer, I just Gave me the qualification for internship.

"Okay, they'll only recruit three, remember? Then I'll continue." Han Dong waved his hand and continued to move forward.

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Elevator safety officers go to each construction site to check whether the elevator entrances are reserved when the workers are building the building, whether the elevator entrances are blocked, and the elevator construction parties are in contact with each other, and then make sure they are not lazy and delay the construction period, and finally hand over the work. Always make sure everything in the elevator is working properly.

As long as I visit you every three months and remind you about maintenance once a year, that's all my work.

During the three months of internship, I followed the master like a puppy.

I will learn whatever the master teaches me, wagging my tail.

The more obedient you are, the more careful your master will teach you.

I quickly became a full-time employee within three months. It was not difficult and there were no technical barriers in this industry.

What you get is basically a dead salary. As for filling major loopholes and paying a red envelope of [-] yuan, this kind of loophole basically does not exist.

At least the master who taught me, and the master’s masters, have never seen it.

After all, if there is a problem with the elevator, the safety officer, the installer, and even the real estate developer are all responsible. This is criminal liability.

At most, it's just as the master said, whether the pipe workers wore helmets and worked safely.If you see it, you will be fined [-] yuan.

But if you go to the construction site to punish workers, the workers will hold grudges.By then, everything will be stiff. As long as it's not a big mistake, it's better to turn a blind eye. The other party will give you cigarettes and gifts if nothing happens.

After all, if a worker at a construction site is fined, his work may be in vain for a day, so there is basically no profit for the safety officer.

If you do well, you won't get offended inside or outside at most, but if you offend the construction site or the company, you won't be able to survive for a few months.

So it’s a dead salary. I’ve been working for half a year to know this.

Basically, I am familiar with and accustomed to the job of a safety officer.

After working steadily for a year, it’s time to recruit again.

The master was transferred to another place, and just when I was happy to get 3600 as my salary next month, my boss arranged a new task, where the old man brings the new man. The boss’s WeChat message didn’t say much, except for one sentence: I am an alumnus with you. So it’s up to you.

More than a year of work experience has already made me forget the four years of college.

But when I saw this intern, I was stunned.

Lukang University has 2000+ students on campus and enrolls 600+ students every year.

The Ministry of Science and Technology also asked the 50 team members to survive, but I actually saw him under such a probability.

The sea!The Ministry of Science and Technology officially eliminated new team members after the first generation.

Dahai looked at me in surprise and said, "Isn't it right? Why are you here, Minister? Wait, you are not my master, are you?"

hehe?I also don’t think it would be that good!

(End of this chapter)