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Chapter 159 "Your Last Name, My Name" Part Two

I looked at the crowd passing by, but few looked at me.

Even if someone looks at me, they will just come over and ask: "Only [-]? Is it too cheap? Can't it be fake?"

"How is it possible? It's the lowest in the country. If you don't believe me, look at your ID card. It can't be fake." I said, holding up my ID card.

When the person asking saw the last name on my ID card, they would just look at me with contempt and then leave.

I graduated from college last year and went to work in a garment factory.

The salary is three thousand a month, and it caused a sensation as soon as the name was announced.After all, everyone with the same surname in every company is like a treasure, which is so rare.

In the past six months, my colleagues who work with me have often asked me if I am interested in becoming a surname changer.

At that time, he said: "Why don't you become a surname changer if your surname is not Li? The surname is Dog, how unique it is. A surname changer's bill is 10,000+, which is much more profitable than working in our factory."

I have always been worried about this matter, so I chose to resign two months ago.

This is my second month as a surname changer, and my starting price was 15.

15 is the cheapest price for a surname change specialist, and I received nothing in the first month.

After the first month, my master changed my price to [-].

But now it is No. 17, and there is still no single order completed.

And because I still struggle to shout every day, I know that my problem lies in my surname.

I looked at the watch in my hand. It was six o'clock in the evening.

It's time to clock out.

My master's surname is Pang, and his name is Pang Panghai.

The master opened a small intermediary shop with a different surname on the black market.

Today, the shop is a team of 13 people who change surnames, and I am one of them.

All formalities will be completed by the master, all we need is to find the customer.

The master charges a handling fee of 5.00%.

According to legal policy, a surname changer can only do business four times a year.

Our working hours are five days and two days off.

And every day after work and get off work, we need to clock in at the master's shop, because if we are perfect, the master will pay us a basic salary.

900 yuan a month is the basic salary paid by the master, but in the team of 13 people, I am the only one doing perfect attendance.

Several other seniors have completed four of this year's tasks early, and even those who have not completed the tasks do not look down upon the master's perfect attendance.

If the teacher's surname is changed to a good enough name, then you don't even have to shout about it.There will also be people who come to you and ask if you still have a chance to change the name of their child.

Senior Brother Luqiao is our number one. The surname change fee of 400 million was fully booked in almost the first month.The price increases all the way up to 550 million, and there are couples who have reserved a place for next year and postponed having a child.

Brother Qiao Ke is not bad either. He holds a notebook in his hand and shows it to his guests every day.Tell the guests that good names such as Qiao Feng, Jordan, Steve Jobs, and Qiao Renliang have not yet been registered.Using this method, the price of 340 million yuan is not difficult to sell.

Even if Master Pang Hai's Pang, it is easy to sell for 40.

Senior brothers Li Xia and Han Dong are not bad either.

Only the worst among the worst.

Even if I show up every day, I can't get a single business.

I got up and walked to the master's shop not far away.

Entering the door, the master is looking at the computer.

I entered my fingerprint into the punch card machine on the door.

"Ding dong~ Goudan clocks in and gets off work." The machine made a sound.

The master looked at me and said, "Goudan, are you off work?"

I nodded my head and said, "Yes, it's time to get off work."

The master waved to me: "Goudan, come here."

"Master, are you okay?" I said.

"Sit down first and let's chat slowly." The master said with a smile.I sat on the sofa nearby, feeling a little uneasy.

"Goudan, do you remember how long you have been here?" the master said.

"A month and a half? Today is No. 17. I should say a month has more than seventeen days." I said.

"This month has NO. 30, and there are still thirteen days left. What I say next will be a bit unpleasant, please forgive me." The master said.

"Master, this is a teaching. There must be something worth learning." I nodded my head and said.

"After all, I don't run a charity. I also have children and a wife to support. I also know that you are very hardworking and hardworking. But do you know about things like names? In my opinion, your last name is actually not as good as someone named Li. "The master said.

"Is it because I haven't received the order yet?" I said.

"Master, it's not like I haven't helped you. I've been online asking for [-] for the past half month. The number of hits has exceeded [-], but not a single person in China is willing to let their children change their surnames like yours. I won't mince words anymore. , take a look at their comments." The master said, turning the computer monitor on the side.

Looking at the data above, there are 3000 clicks and more than [-] comments.

But from the first comment onwards it was all abuse.

#1 Is there anyone in this world with the surname Dog?
#2 No, is this the forgotten surname among hundreds of surnames?
#3 It is better to give the child the surname Li than the surname Gou.

#4 Sixty-five thousand?Even if you give it to me for free, I won’t let my child change it.

. . .

I frowned as I read the comments one after another.

"Goudan, it's not that the master thinks you can't do it. But this is the fact and the people's heart. I know it's not easy for your family to pass down the name Gou to this day. When this month comes, I will give you double your salary and you can find another job." Come on." The master said.

"No, no, no, master. What if I receive a business in these thirteen days?" I said.

"This...it has been eight years since I opened the store. In its heyday, there were more than 40 people who changed their surnames. Of course, there were also downfalls. But you are the first one I have ever seen who couldn't make a single business. You are the well-deserved number one. Yeah." said the master.

"What about the second one?" I said.

"No.2? His surname is Tu, and he left after working for two years. Although he was not good, I remember he did six orders in two years. Well, if you can make one order in thirteen days, I will continue to let him do it. You do it here." The master said.

"Seriously?" I said.

"First of all, as long as you can sell one order this month, do you think it's okay if I extend your working hours for three months? But I really want to advise you that you may not be suitable for changing your surname to a teacher. "The master said.

"I will work hard, if there is no business this month. I don't need this month's salary, it's okay, master." I said.

The master shook his head and said: "How could I sign you up at that time? I really feel that I harmed you."

"The reason I don't have a master is because I don't work hard enough." I said.

"You're tired too, go back," the master waved his hand.

I walked out of the shop and walked towards home.

I was thinking about what happened to the dog surname?When I was a child, I was proud that my name was different from others.Of course, some people would laugh at my name, but I didn’t think much of it at the time.

Why is this most lucrative job in China like this in my hands?

I have been thinking a lot in my mind, and I know that my father’s surname is also Dog.My grandfather also has the surname Gou. At this moment, I really want to know how the family passed down this surname to this day.

I live in a rented house and my parents still think I work in a garment factory.

I never told my father about becoming a surname changer. I only remember that my father once told me when I was little that I should never become a surname changer.

At this moment, I even began to doubt whether my father also suffered this loss when he was young.

Of course, in my grandfather’s time, the collapse of surnames had just begun.

When I returned to the rental house, my head felt dizzy, and I was thinking about going home if I couldn't get any orders after I finished my work this month.The idea of ​​asking dad or even looking up the family tree came to mind.

I opened the search engine and entered the dog's last name.

I didn’t expect the content to actually come out.

There are people named Dog in Henan, and they all belong to the same clan.It turns out that his surname is not Dog, but "Jing".My ancestors were ministers of the emperor for five generations, and they were killed because they angered the emperor.At that time, the emperor did not implicate the nine tribes, but gave all the tribes the surname "Dog", just like Wu Zetian killed the Queen and gave her tribe the surname "议".There are many such things in history, but in 2010, the civil affairs department approved the change of all "dog" surnames back to "Jing".

I wonder if I am the one who has been left out?So can I change my surname first and then go to a surname changer?
Dog and respect?
If the dog cannot be sold, will Jing be better off?
I was so sleepy that I fell asleep thinking about it.

The next day, I was woken up by a phone call from my master.

As soon as I got through, the master shouted happily on the other end of the phone: "Come here quickly, your last name is sold."

(End of this chapter)