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Chapter 153 "Rain Man" ll Part [-]
The dean smiled and said, "Go ahead, Xiaoyu eats a little fast."

I immediately opened the attic door and walked down. When I got to the elevator, I realized that I had no idea where the cafeteria was.

Helpless, I asked all the way, but fortunately there were many doctors and nurses in the entire mental hospital.

Went to the staff canteen as instructed by the doctor and nurse.

When we arrived at the huge canteen, we could see that very small figure standing in line not far away.

I quickly ran over and said to Xiaoyu, "I finally found you."

"What are you looking for me for? Only staff can come here. Patients and relatives can't come in, do you understand?" Xiaoyu pouted.

"I'm a staff member." I said with a smile.

"I don't believe it. I know everyone here. You are the only one who just came here today. New reporters will have to learn a lot before they can come in. This should be your first day of reporting, so why can you come in? "Xiaoyu said again pouting.

"Don't believe me? Look, I already have a meal card. You're almost in line, so let me swipe your card for you." I said with a smile and joined the queue.

The doctor behind me patted my shoulder and said, "Sorry, you can't jump in line."

"No, I want to help her swipe her card." I said with a smile.

The doctor pointed at Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu doesn't need to swipe his credit card to eat. Are you new here?"

"She doesn't need to swipe her credit card to eat?" I said.

"Yes, so don't use this as an excuse to jump in line." The doctor said righteously.

"That's it." I put down the meal card in my hand.

The doctor suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Wait, there's a card in your hand."

"What's wrong?" I looked at the doctor at a loss.

"Is this the dean's card? Why would the dean give you his card?" the doctor said in confusion.

Only then did I remember and take a serious look at the meal card.

It turned out that the meal card had a face on it, and the face stuck in my hand was that of the round, bald dean.

"I'm a new volunteer. The dean asked me to take care of Xiaoyu for a month." I said.

"There's no need to line up, just get in line in front of me." After the doctor said this, he took a step back and left a larger seat for me.

"Well, trouble." After saying that, I couldn't help but take another look at the meal card. I didn't expect the dean's card to be so prestigious.

But think about it, all the doctors in this hospital are under the supervision of the dean.

When I came back to my senses, Xiaoyu had already disappeared before my eyes.

I searched for a moment and found Xiaoyu eating at a table not far away.

There was no one in line in front of me, so I quickly ordered a few side dishes and caught up.

"Why do you want to sit next to me? There are so many seats here." Xiao Yu said.

"I was asked by the dean to take care of you for a month. You must listen to me during this month." I said.

"What did you say?" Xiaoyu looked at me and said.

"Why don't you believe it yet? Look at this. This is the dean's meal card, do you believe it or not?" I took out the meal card and raised it.

"But you are so stupid, what can you teach me?" Xiaoyu asked in confusion while eating the food on the table.

Listening to Xiaoyu's tone in front of him, he looked like a little adult.

"Don't say that, let's make progress together. I will be your sparring partner this month and help you review." I said.

Thinking about how 12-year-old Xiao Yu has actually started to learn Euler's formula. When she was 12 years old, she only watched cartoons.

Xiao Yu buried her head in her meal and said nothing.

I was thinking about whether or not I should use condom to get close.

"By the way, how did you see it?" I said.

"What did you see?" Xiao Yu said puzzledly.

"The numbers in the lottery box are before the lottery is drawn?" I said.

"You can see it with your eyes. Isn't it strange?" Xiaoyu looked at me and said.

I looked into Xiaoyu's pure black eyes and was stunned for a moment.

Xiaoyu grabbed a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick holder on the table and said, "Let's play a game."

At this time, people at the surrounding tables actually gathered around and started talking.

"Xiao Yu is going to play games with the newcomer."

“It’s an eye-opener again.”

"How long ago was it last time I saw you?"

. . .

Xiaoyu said to me: "I throw a handful of chopsticks into the sky, and I need to count the number before landing. You just need to tell me the odd and even numbers. If you are right, I will agree to let you stay and teach me. If you are wrong, you can leave voluntarily. .”

I sighed, and now everyone was shouting eagerly.

Yells came from all directions, and it seemed I could only agree.

"Okay, it's up to you." I said.

Xiaoyu threw a handful of chopsticks into the air with all her strength, and a large handful of chopsticks drew a beautiful parabola in the air.

Everyone held their breath, and the entire cafeteria was extremely silent at this moment.

Then the chopsticks were scattered on the table and on the floor, making various sounds.Until all the chopsticks fell to the ground, the voice finally became calm.

"Double or single?" Xiaoyu said.

The doctors and nurses began to bend down and pick up all the chopsticks they could see on the ground.

"Wait, wait," I said.

"You must tell me the odd and even numbers before everyone picks up the chopsticks on the ground, otherwise you will lose." Xiaoyu said.

Everyone worked hard to pick up the chopsticks on the ground, until the last person shouted: "It's gone, it's all in our hands."

I said anxiously: "Okay, okay. It's odd, odd number."

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "I'll give you one more chance and I won't change your choice."

"I found the answer using my own method. It's correct." I said. Xiaoyu's hesitation made me more confident that I guessed it right.

Everyone looked at Xiao Yu, and some people urged Xiao Yu to tell the answer.

Xiaoyu lowered his head and said, "He guessed correctly, there are 63 in total. It's an odd number, that's right."

Everyone sighed and started talking again.

"No way?"

"Is it a trick?"

"Is this all a hit?"

. . .

Everyone began to put the chopsticks they picked up together and count them.

"one."

"two."

"three."

. . .

"61."

"62."

"63, is there any more?"

"It's really 63."

"Xiaoyu, you are so awesome."

"The newcomer is also in the wrong, let's buy lottery tickets after get off work."

. . .

Xiaoyu raised her head and said: "Tell me, how did you know? What method did you just say to use?"

"If I tell you, can you listen to me for this month?" I said.

Xiaoyu was silent for a moment and said, "Okay."

People around started booing again.

"Stop selling it."

"Are you proud of your guess?"

"The newcomers are swollen."

. . .

I picked up the bucket of chopsticks that Xiao Yu had reached out to grab before and said, "I don't have the ability to clearly see the number of chopsticks in the sky at once, but it's really not difficult to guess whether it's an odd or an even pair."

I poured the chopsticks out of the chopstick holder and said: "First of all, everyone almost always uses one pair of chopsticks. Then they are cleaned and put back into the chopstick holder by the cafeteria lady. It is almost impossible for someone to eat with only one chopstick, right? ?”

I put aside the chopsticks that were poured out one by one, and finally only left a solitary chopstick on the table.

"I'm betting that everyone uses chopsticks in a good manner. No one uses only one chopstick, or takes out one chopstick for other purposes. The cleaned chopsticks are neatly placed in the bucket, so this The number of chopsticks in a bucket should always be pairs. So I couldn’t see clearly the chopsticks that were thrown in the air, but it was really not difficult to see clearly inside the chopstick tube. A large handful was taken out of this chopstick tube, and only the remaining I just got these seven and a half pairs of chopsticks. You can easily guess the odd or even ones after looking at the buckets. Of course, you also need a little luck to guess whether everyone uses chopsticks in a good manner." I said.

Applause came from all directions, and everyone actually started cheering.

"Xiaoyu's game has been solved?"

"My God, the newcomer is also a genius."

"Fuck, what's your name, newcomer?"

"Brother, you are quite handsome."

. . .

In a hurry, Xiaoyu ran out from the noisy crowd.

"My name is Lu Qiao, I'm just a volunteer. Sorry, I have to take care of Xiao Yu." I immediately squeezed out and chased him out of the crowd.

Looking at Xiaoyu's figure, I thought that Xiaoyu's motor cells might have been inherited from the murderer Pang Panghai.

As for intelligence and that magical ability, it is probably inherited from Xiaowen, a college student with severe depression.

Leaving the crowd, I found Xiao Yu in a corner of the yard.

I said breathlessly: "I have found you, so I keep my word. I won, you have to listen to me."

(End of this chapter)