Pirate: I talk about the world in the sea

Cake Island, wedding venue.

All the members of the Charlotte family who are still in Wanguo are gathered here at this moment, and they are surrounded by a group of strange Homitz.

In the past, whether it was a tea party or a wedding, Charlotte Lingling would invite all the heroes from the sea, eager to make the banquet as big as possible.

But this time, in order to ensure the safety of the wedding, Charlotte Lingling had no other guests except her long-time best friend Stussy. The only people attending the wedding were members of the Big Mom Pirates.

"The wedding has begun, please invite mom to enter!"

Charlotte Perospero, who was wearing a gorgeous dress and acted as the master of ceremonies for this wedding, sang the harmony loudly.

For this job, Perospero can be said to be extremely skilled. After all, their beloved mother will get married every once in a while, and he is responsible for officiating every marriage.

In the first few years when he first took charge of this task, Perospero was still a bit rusty and needed to glance at the teleprompter cheat sheet he had prepared in advance from time to time.

But after enduring it year after year, Perospero had already imprinted those conventional wedding speeches in his heart, and he could give speeches without script.

Even Perospero felt that if he didn't become a pirate, he could survive in this sea by opening a wedding officiant company.

Listening to their eldest brother's cliches that have not changed for more than ten years, the other brothers and sisters of the Charlotte family showed bitter faces before their mother arrived.

I don’t blame them for not giving face to my dear mother. It’s just these few words that Peros has said back and forth over the years. As time goes by, even they can almost memorize them.

While everyone in the Charlotte family was enduring Perospero's 'hypnosis' and waiting for their mother's grand appearance, no one noticed that there were two strange cakes in the corner moving at a slow speed that was difficult to detect with the naked eye. The center of the venue moves.

The smaller cake whispered to the larger cake next to it:
  "Captain, can't we find another way to infiltrate?"

After hearing this, the slightly larger piece of cake immediately retorted in a low voice:
  "Shut up, Fei. This is the safest way. The only fault is Charlotte Lingling, an old fat woman, who didn't even invite a single guest. Otherwise, we could sneak in."

Yes, the two people in these two moving cakes are Cronus and Lafitte.

After Kronos accepted Bailey from the Five Old Stars, he immediately increased his monitoring of the Beast Pirates. However, several groups of people he sent out to investigate reported that the Beast Pirates did not have any personnel transfers. , Yan Calamity Jin is busy with the internal affairs of the Beast Pirates every day, and Calamity Quinn often spends time in his laboratory since returning.

As for Kaido the Beast, this guy has never come out since he entered the cave and is indifferent to the cuckold Charlotte Lingling gave him.

Whether Kaido likes cuckolding or not has nothing to do with Cronus.
  But in Cronus's original plan, Kaido was an extremely important part. If he didn't move, Cronus would be very passive.

Seeing that the wedding date of Charlotte Lingling and his "sibling brother" Doflamingo was coming soon, Cronus could only drag his most capable deputy captain Lafitte to do it himself.

After all, Doflamingo was Cronus's half-brother, so how could he bear to see him being pinned down and whipped by Charlotte Lingling, an old fat woman, every night?

So Cronus and Lafitte set off for Cake Island. Fortunately, both of their Devil Fruits had the ability to fly. When they arrived, the wedding was just about to start, so they were lucky enough to catch it.

But they didn't come to Cake Island to fight this time, and they couldn't barge in like they did the last time they received an invitation to the tea party.

What if Charlotte Lingling sued her good brother Ming Ge directly?
  So Cronus formulated a tactic of sneaking in, and then there was a scene of the two cakes moving secretly.

"Captain, when do we start?"

After moving to a relatively safe location, Lafitte asked Cronus next to him.

"Don't worry, wait until Charlotte Lingling and Brother Ming come out. Besides, I always feel that Kaido has been a little strange for a while. It's not like him to be so calm. Let's wait and see. Maybe there will be something strange. Change."

Cronus, who was stuck in the cake, sucked a mouthful of cream. He had collected a lot of gossip between Kaido and Charlotte Lingling over the years. In the past, at least [-]% of Charlotte Lingling’s ex-husbands were Kaido killed it.

Knowing this, Kronos sold the information to Kaido, hoping to use his hand to mess up Charlotte Lingling's wedding so that he could save people.

But who would have expected that this time Kaido would actually calm down, catching Cronus off guard.

This is like a sports student whose whole body is covered with tendons and who takes protein powder every day instead of taking protein powder and drinks six walnuts.

"Mamamama!!!"

"Hello my dear children."

Suddenly, a burst of unique laughter interrupted Cronus' thinking, and the bride of this wedding finally made her grand appearance.

Charlotte Lingling slowly walked into the wedding scene wearing a pure white wedding dress. Her mouth was wide open with red lipstick spitted out. Anyone could tell that the Queen of Totland was in a good mood at the moment.

"Hello, Mom!"×n
  Everyone in the Charlotte family quickly stood up to say hello to their mother, and then sat down again after Charlotte Lingling waved her hand.

“Next, let’s invite the groom to enter!”

After receiving the signal from his mother's eyes, Perospero continued to officiate at the wedding in due time.

Following his voice, the other protagonist of the wedding, the groom Don Quixote Doflamingo, also walked out of another passage surrounded by Katakuri and other family brothers.

Brother Ming stepped heavily on the ground, step by step. It was obviously a happy wedding scene for everyone, but he felt as if he was about to rush to the execution ground to die generously.

Not to mention, Brother Ming's good looks coupled with a suit that is as white as his wedding dress makes him look handsome in a different way.

After the groom Doflamingo also arrived, Perospero came online again and began his tirade.

The general content is nothing more than their respected mother getting married to Doflamingo, the one-in-a-million lucky man. Their relationship is so deep and their marriage will be so sweet.

Doflamingo, who was standing on the left and right of Perospero with Charlotte Lingling, heard these words and his eyes twitched.

This kind of luck is not necessary!

Brother Ming raised his stiff neck and looked up at Charlotte Lingling on the other side, his heart filled with despair.

He feels that life is worse than death. This member is probably talking about his current situation.

Coincidentally, Charlotte Lingling turned her head at this moment and looked down at Brother Ming who was looking up at him. In order to show her 'love' for Brother Ming, Charlotte Lingling playfully winked at him.

It didn't matter if he didn't blink. This blink... made Doflamingo feel nauseous, as if something in his stomach was welling up in his throat. In order to maintain his last bit of dignity, Mingge swallowed hard and swallowed the food back into his stomach.

According to the custom of previous weddings, after Charlotte Lingling and the groom appeared, Perospero, the master of ceremonies, would say a few words of flattery to his mother, and then everyone could do their own things.

But Charlotte Lingling obviously attached great importance to this wedding. After Perospero finished a long paragraph of meaningless words, she took the microphone from Perospero's hand and began to reveal her true feelings.

…………

Cronus originally planned to wait for Perospero to finish speaking, then emerge from the cake and kidnap his good brother with lightning speed.

But just when Cronus was looking around for an escape route, he saw a familiar blond figure from behind.

"Old Fei, don't move around here, I'll go investigate."

After saying that, Cronus put down Lafitte and slowly leaned behind a beautiful blond woman.

"who?"

Stusy was sitting in the corner, sipping tea leisurely, and thinking about how Cronus would show up.

Suddenly, she felt a finger poking at her waist.

Stusy turned her head and noticed the pile of cake behind her, and the mean hand that poked her waist just now poked out of the cake.

Well, forget it.

Stacey used her nail polish to figure out who the guy was hiding in the cake.

She leaned back calmly and asked in a low voice:

"Lord Crow, why did you choose this method of infiltration?"

"Nonsense, you think I'm thinking that Charlotte Lingling didn't invite any guests except you. I can't pretend to be you and sneak in."

Cronus' annoyed voice came from inside the cake.

"Then what are you going to do now?"

The order given to Stussy from above was for her to cooperate with Cronus' actions. She had to ask Cronus about his next plan, otherwise how could she cooperate?

"There's no rush. If you wait a little longer, I feel like this wedding won't go so smoothly."

After leaving these words, Kronos left Stussy behind and moved in the other direction. He planned to give some hints to his good brother Doflamingo, asking him to find a way to delay the progress of the wedding so that he could do things more conveniently.

Doflamingo's eyes were drifting north along with his thoughts. Even if Charlotte Lingling was still expressing her emotions beside him, he didn't want to pay attention to her.

Anyway, we have come to this point. Could anything be worse than the current situation?

Really!
  After Charlotte Lingling held the microphone and vented her emotions for a long time, the microphone finally returned to Perospero's hand.

What he said next made Brother Ming want to die.

“Invite the bride and groom to kiss and exchange wedding rings!”

Doflamingo: ==(●●|||)! ! ! !
  No, you Big Mom Pirates don't bully me for not being married. I also attended Charlotte Lingling's previous wedding as a guest. Why don't I remember this step?

What Doflamingo didn't know was that Charlotte Lingling specifically asked Perospero to add this step in order to express her importance to Doflamingo.

After all, when he, Charlotte Lingling, got married before, Perospero would drag her husband back to the room to make a baby after finishing her speech. But now, as the Four Emperors, she kisses you personally in front of her children, and asks you Is Doflamingo impressed?
  Doflamingo said: I don’t dare to move, I don’t dare to move at all!
  During the few minutes that Doflamingo was stunned, he and Charlotte Lingling had completely exchanged wedding rings. Charlotte Lingling's hands tightly clasped Doflamingo, her huge lips gradually fell, and her eyes Then it was time for the Overlord to stiffen his bow.

Doflamingo turned his head unyieldingly, wanting to delay his tragic ending, but this turning of his head gave him hope of living.

Doflamingo glanced at a large piece of cake in the corner and saw a palm sticking out of it. Then the thumb, index finger and ring finger on the palm were straightened, the middle finger was bent and the first knuckle was bent towards the palm, and the little finger was completely bent. bending.

Doflamingo was ecstatic at this gesture.

That gesture was his signature move before using the Thread Fruit ability. He only taught Cronus this gesture when he was drinking with Cronus. Others would not be stupid enough to do this gesture if it was done by him, so Do you still have to guess who the person in the cake is?

After the palm outside the cake made this gesture, it continued to signal Doflamingo. The palm made at least a dozen handprints in one second, and even afterimages appeared.

Doflamingo nodded. Although Cronus's gestures just now were very familiar to him except that the first one was his signature move, he didn't understand any of the following ones.

But our top student Doflamingo relied on his superior IQ to analyze the instructions given to him by Cronus.

Based on Doflamingo's understanding of Cronus, if he wanted to take action, this trouble-making guy would have been unable to hold back, but now he has been keeping silent.

This shows that Cronus feels that now is not the time to save him, so if Cronus's gestures just now are nothing unexpected, they should let him find ways to delay time.

After thinking about it, Doflamingo's mood suddenly became much better. Isn't it just delaying time? Apart from my brother Kronos, who else in this sea can match my Doflamingo's eloquence?

"Wait, I have something to say!"

Just when Charlotte Lingling's big mouth was about to come into contact with Doflamingo's handsome face, Doflamingo interrupted her movement with a voice.

"Doflamingo, what else do you want?"

"Queen Lingling, today I am the groom, please allow me to say a few words."

Charlotte Lingling did not doubt his presence, and thought that Doflamingo was ready to accept reality. Charlotte Katakuri was the only one present who found it a bit strange.

Based on his understanding of Doflamingo, this kid has a backbone in his head, and he doesn't seem like someone who will compromise easily!

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